/brit/

>>78898139
is that lauren southern

EGG

/r/incels puts r9k to shame

wish i had a gf(bf)

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don't talk to me or my egg ever again

>>78898157
,,, No.

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>>78898166

stop talking about eggs

>>78898159
there he is .... mr. reckless and provocative.
the mad man. the legend.

80s is pinnacle of anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=witiRRDz1ts

incels, sluthate, lookism etc are utterly bizarre desu

the kind of people that beat themselves up all day for not locking eye contact with every person they walk by, not realising that a gormy little midget locking eyes with everyone doesn't look like a 'chad' he looks like an autistic gormbean

>>78898207
grim

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Stand up tall and be stronk

>>78898210
/brit/ is an egg general lad

>>78898222
egg head

egg

or as yanks like to say it

AYYYYGGGUHHHH

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egginflo

>>78898209
Christ alive, you're an idiot. Discussion is pointless.

who /keepsTheirEggsInTheFridge/ here

>>78898216
yeah no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Me2Fa0BWOc

>>78898276
I keep mine in a bowl on the windowsill with a lid that looks like a chicken

70 IQ rocket scientist here lads. Took me an extra two centuries to learn, but I finally understand the basics of combustion.

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>>78898091
okay, good! so now we know it's fried egg sandwiches. good! now we're getting somewhere. but there's still information we don't know, and that is terrifying. because what if there was lettuce on that sandwich?! or ketchup?! i'm telling you man, if that's wholemeal bread, you want to know about it. because wholemeal bread is the dragon. it can eat you! read some carl jung, that guy is so smart it's scary. it'll knock your socks off. sunny side up or easy over! it's easy to miss these pieces of information if you're not looking for them but man, you have to face these fears and find this stuff out because not knowing this stuff? jeez.

>>78898159
Stop trying to destroy the white race you Jewish menace!

admire how unrestrained those incel lads are

>>78898260
ah so I've won the argument then?

good-o

>>78898291
do you? hahaha amazing

>>78898297
I don't understand this meme

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my feet stink

>>78898297
>i'm telling you man
>jeez

does he actually say that? thought he was like really serious

70 IQ sub saharan african nuclear phycisist here. It only took me 60 years of university.

Currie herself was in no doubt where the fault for all these stories lay: ‘the bloody “Back to Basics” campaign is to blame, for it outlawed the one protective factor the Tory Party has always relied on – hypocrisy.’ As Sarah Keays, who had been Cecil Parkinson’s lover in the 1980s, put it: ‘They apply one standard to themselves and another to the rest of the country.’

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Egg

>>78898327
pics x

well, scotland looks pretty comfy.

niffing some speed

>>78898287
homeboy said we could eat you

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maid gf is required

>>78898353
it is, being a londoner the highlands felt like nowhere else in the UK

Hope the aussies vote No against faggot marriage

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>>78898319
read the gulag archipelago by dostoevsy. then sort yourself oot.

>>78898307
What arguement? That dumb people are actually smartter than smart people? What a fucking pleb you must be, honestly. Your mum lied to you when she said you could still be a rocket scientist with your 70 IQ and aspergers, mate. Here's the ytough love she should have given you.

>>78898377
no a true blue wont care what people do with their arseholes

its not (snot)

Finished the daily prayers to my Elliot Rodger shrine

how do i make friends with brits?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X88pcqzt8lo

>>78898382
>That dumb people are actually smartter than smart people?
that's clearly not what I said nor implied

>What a fucking pleb you must be, honestly. Your mum lied to you when she said you could still be a rocket scientist with your 70 IQ and aspergers, mate. Here's the ytough love she should have given you.
ah
have I struck a nerve?

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>okay everyone get in a circle and let's play never have I ever
>never have I ever had sex in public, *drinks* tehehe
>anon why aren't you drinking to the sex ones? you aren't some sort of virgin are you?

Einstine here.

I used my 70 IQ rating to question why I'm dead. Here I am. Question everything, especially if you're dumb

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which one would you shag?

>>78898411
just lie

Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned?

>>78898366
Pardon me?

https://youtu.be/vlRNnC7GupQ

well, what's Drumpf going to do now?

>>78898408
You said dumb people question things more than smart people. And that someone with a 70 IQ can be a rocket scientist. You are literally dumber than a pile of rocks.

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>>78898411
>n-no it's always to same old boring questions that's why i dont want to play

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Why are maid uniforms so beautiful?

>>78898399
buy them a pint

>>78898388
it's not a vote about sodomy, it's a vote about the destruction of marriage and the nuclear family unit

>>78898447
should kill a baby spaniard as revenge

>>78898139
I'm being sent to the dean for saying I would bring cigs and beer on a camping trip in class
was setting a bad example

>>78898353
not all of it is but large parts of it are

Well, I haven't.

>>78898462
well it's too late in either care

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What books you lot reading then?

>>78898447
Too white
Those are filthy tour*sts

>>78898486
Vélar og vélbúnaður 3

I find that the moment a woman makes friends with me she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious, and a damn nuisance.

>>78898486
Guards! Guards! at the moment

>>78898490
TOURISTS GO HOME, REFUGEES WELCOME

>>78898486
the time of the hero

>>78898453
im against alcoholism

>>78898484
it's not though because it's still illegal in australia you fucking spastic

70 IQ chessmaster here. Just took a little extra time is all.

>>78898486
the making of modern japan

somehow immediately after cumming i can always piss a ton, even if i already pissed before i started wanking

>>78898432
i was making a reference to something i hear the granados in resident evil 4 say a lot, i hear it in my head every time i see a spanish flag, sorry if that was a bit arcane

incidentally, do you know what the closest approximation might be to what they actually say?

>>78898523
meant in general across the world you spaz, australia voting no wouldnt change much in the grand scheme of things

And I find that the moment I make friends with a woman I become selfish and tyrannical.

>>78898524
dont get this gimmick

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me and the lads

Got accepted to oxford bio engineering after scoring 70 on an online IQ test.

>>78898433
wide pants can get it

So here I am, a confirmed old bachelor and likely to remain so.

>>78898462
only about 40 years late mate

any lads wanna bum?

>>78898514
No joke tourism can be a big problem for locals
You can't rent a flat in Marbella on a doctor's salary because it's much more profitable to just rent it on a daily basis to tourists

>>78898422
is that seriously michelle obama
she looks like a roided tank, you'd think barry could get a better bint

was on holiday in spain over the bank holiday weekend. the lads found a dolphin runt and we all gave it a good kicking lol

>>78898539
you're a fucking retard and i hope you die

>>78898554
of course. all the intelligent people do that at Cambridge

>>78898411
fucking hate this game
expect real stories but it's always just sex.

i just drink anyway, ever had sex and i'm very open about that fact but i'm not going teetotal just for the benefit of some fucking overboiled tweens.

If IQ 70 people could accomplish anything then Sub-Saharan Africa would be developed by now

>>78898440
>You said dumb people question things more than smart people.
no I didn't
what I said was that dumb people are going to speak out verbally about things, and openly question things

a smarter person will probably think "hey maybe bad things will happen to me" before they blurt their mouth open, so they'll be a bit more careful about what they say
basically: dumber people talk before thinking, smarter people think before talking
the smarter person will ultimately be questioning things more in their head and might notice more subtle things that the dumb person might not notice, which allows them to ask more intelligent questions

> And that someone with a 70 IQ can be a rocket scientist.
yes?
given enough time a functional person can learn anything
they might not be a very effective one, but they could still do it given enough time

>>78898579
michael obama*

>>78898582
i will eventually, but that doesnt sound like an argument to me

>>78898553
don't nuke Japan while I'm on my holibobs please, Kim mate

if you want to give someone a basic understanding of rocket science, have them play kerbal space program

>>78898595
me in the drinking lots of water
not me in the rest

>>78898486
"A classless society: Britain in the 90s" by Alwyn W. Turner

Just learned it's Elliot Rodger "Leak Week" after making a post about praying to my shrine

>>78898589
I like the game
it doesn't even have to be sexual, and its fun exposing people on embarassing stuff

plus you can always lie if you get too embarassed at yourself, not hard m8

>>78898534
"El amo de la casa ha dicho que te podíamos comer"
Though villagers in RE4 speak Mexican Spanish for some reason, so I don't know if that's how they'd say it

>>78898578
>people come and spend their money in your country and leave after a week is worse than people coming and taking your resources and running you over

howling at spics

>>78898598
epic simply epic

Can't wait until they colonise mars

Sick of earth

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>>78898595
failed at every single one

>reading

lmao grow up

>>78898590
That's where you're wrong mate. 70 IQ rocket scientists are a dime a dozen. It just takes them a little longer to learn. Ask >>78898593

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>if you want to give someone a basic understanding of rocket science, have them play kerbal space program

>>78898595
all me except fulfilling career, spend all my worktime on /brit/ haha

>>78898600
nothing to argue. you're objectively wrong and will die of AIDS soon enough homo

>>78898627
>Local hospitals having to house their employees because Hans and Edward wanna go to the beach
Ah yes

Anyway bye lads off to eat x x

>>78898628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cgk732vfGQ

what did he mean by this?

>>78898646
not even gay (yet)

>>78898593
chronically laughing at you. as is everyone ITT

>>78898628
but it's literally true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cgk732vfGQ

>>78898578
too large a chunk of your GDP comes from drunk british underclass for you to have any reasonable reason to hate us

if everyone in britain got wise and ditched benidorm for budapest your country would be FUCKED

>>78898595
Fitter, happier, more productive
Comfortable
Not drinking too much
Regular exercise at the gym
Three days a week
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
At ease
Eating well
No more microwave dinners and saturated fats
A patient, better driver
A safer car
Baby smiling in back seat
Sleeping well
No bad dreams
No paranoia
Careful to all animals
Never washing spiders down the plughole
Keep in contact with old friends
Enjoy a drink now and then
Will frequently check credit at moral bank
Hole in the wall
Favours for favours
Fond but not in love
Charity standing orders
On Sundays ring road supermarket
No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants
Car wash
Also on Sundays
No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
Nothing so childish
At a better pace
Slower and more calculated
No chance of escape
Now self-employed
Concerned but powerless
An empowered and informed member of society
Pragmatism not idealism
Will not cry in public
Less chance of illness
Tyres that grip in the wet
Shot of baby strapped in back seat
A good memory
Still cries at a good film
Still kisses with saliva
No longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick
That's driven into frozen winter shit
The ability to laugh at weakness
Calm
Fitter, healthier and more productive
A pig in a cage on antibiotics

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really makes you think

>>78898652
hope your family dies immediately

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503952860745.webm

>>78898667
think ill give this one a miss

>>78898626
>speak Mexican Spanish for some reason
that reason would be that it's a japanese game

what are the differences? is it comparable to the differences between english english and american english?

might go for a walk. like walks. comfy exercise

>>78898673
same

never used Uber before

just ate a really oily breakfast

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business idea: ditch benidorm for budapest

70 IQ is borderline retarded. You probably couldn't teach someone with an IQ of 70 basic maths.

>>78898674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMWSh6kZxGc

never used poober before

>>78898706
70 IQ is retarded

>>78898667

what you and that author fail to realize is that we convert them into energy upon their expiration, they need to build up a significant pile first, hence the feeding

>>78898702
there is nothing in budapest to appeal to a bunch of disgusting low IQ fat middle aged working class brits though

I called a cab a few weeks ago and was told it'd be an hour and a half wait. I downloaded the Uber app and had a car in 9 minutes.
When the driver was approaching I got outside and guess who was fucking cutting him up? A taxi driver, yelling at me and my girlfriend that Uber is illegal and my girlfriend could be raped.

>>78898706
and that's the average IQ of Africa, REALLY makes you think

>>78898724
grim

>>78898677
Bigger.
We use different pronouns and twice the verb tenses, for example.

Also we don't sprinkle in random english words in the middle of speech for no reason

really bored lads, got all day to myself and nothing to do

after im done with chores I might just pop a xanax and go for a walk with a spliff and some choons

r8

>>78898593
pffffft

just been added to a watsapp group with a guy called chad in it

>>78898732
no, only like one african country

>>78898674
ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. CRAB?

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kek

>>78898724
cheap beer
sunny in the summer
what else is there?

>>78898624
It doesn't have to be sexual, but the other players are never creative enough to go beyond sexual things.
It's not even the virginity part that bothers me, just the lack of creativity. There are more amusing things than making people admit they've given blowjobs to truckers.

>>78898595
do most of this shit and I still want to die

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accidentally called my housemate at 5am in the morning on whatsapp

how do i explain this one

>>78898782
literally one comment

sorry my mistake

>>78898782
sorry mate it was an accident

had my first sick day off work of 2017 today and its been really fucking boring

i also feel really guilty

>>78898775
hol up tho look at my post time on that one you replied to

14:14:14

do I have powers

who /70IQSTEMDEGREE/ here?

>>78898716
no it isn't

>choose an album on Spotify
>Press play
>It decides to play a 'suggested song' that's not even on that album instead of just playing the album

What the fuck is the point?

>>78898794
>>78898795
yea obviously i can just say sorry but how do i explain the fact i was up at 5am lmao

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>>78898762
hitler is viewed differently in asia

>>78898816
is being up at 5am illegal
wtf is ur issue

>>78898762
he's not wrong

japan = no muslims or jews
japan = no terrorism

>>78898816
Why do they have to know? It's not as if they'll ask.

>>78898802
nosy really did a number on you mate

>>78898803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbBX6aEzEz8

>>78898486
Self-Reliance and Other Essays by Ralph Waldo Emerson

>>78898816
you dont need to explain
or be honest if asked

>>78898808
Spotify. Is fucking shit, I don't know why people use it

if I want a song, I downloaded the 320kbps from youtube or FLAC and put it on my phone

>>78898773
no british pubs

shant be drinking any of that foreign beer or eating any of that foreign muck

also there aren't enough brits there don't want to be interacting with dirty foreigners

finally got a job at NASA after half a century of university lads. If you thought I would let a little thing like mental retardation stop me, well, you'd be wrong.

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nearly september already lads

that means that roughly only 33% of 2017 is remaining

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Rather than keeping his head down and waiting for the storm to blow over, Ashby sued the Sunday Times for libel over a related story – that he had also shared a bed with a man on holiday in Goa – and thus launched a court case that provided more information than anyone could truly be said to need.

His wife called him ‘queenie’ and ‘poofter’, he alleged in court, she physically assaulted him, he said, and taunted him about his impotence (he called a doctor to testify that he was indeed impotent). Giving evidence against him, she denied much of this, but claimed that he had told her of his homosexuality when he moved out of the marital home. At one point in the trial Ashby also burst into tears in the witness box, and proceedings were further enlivened when he gave a demonstration of the bizarre contraption he wore in bed to prevent his snoring.

After twenty days of this, the jury found against Ashby, leaving him with huge legal costs to meet and a wrecked political career that never recovered. In 1996 he was deselected by his constituency party as their candidate in the forthcoming general election.

>>78898706
yes you could, iq isn't some hardwired thing, genetics are a factor but a person's education plays a huge part in determining it

what you're saying is basically the equivalent of saying you couldn't teach matgs to a 9 year old, which is demonstrably false

>>78898835
>>78898840
>>78898864
if it was a bloke i wouldnt care but it's a girl and she'll think i was creeping on her or something. just a bit weird innit haha ill just pretend nothing happened

>>78898808
are you sure you were pressing the right button?

>>78898876
youtube is 128kbps max

>>78898885
shut up up

>>78898893
How did you calling this girl transpire

off to the sub 80 IQ entrepreneurs club

>>78898857
Great book. After that you might want to read Walden by Thoreau.

>>78898773
ruin bars
thermal baths
caves
cool museums
roman ruins
awesome zoo
fucking fine art nouveau architecture

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>>78898762
ah, yet another Aso

>>78898893
just say sorry you numpty she'll understand

>>78898928
the job centre?

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>https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-40997001
>Indian woman divorce husband because dem no get toilet

>>78898892
and rocket science? could you teach rocket science to a 9 year old?

CHOON
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502716371611.webm

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>>78898885
>roughly only 33% of 2017 is remaining

thought you were taking the piss at first. what the fuck, new years feels like it was 3 months ago

>>78898930
already did a few months back

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4835718/Ryanair-reject-girl-return-flight-case-big.html

lol wheres the dad in this holiday

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>>78898885

>>78898923
dunno, all the controls are right next to each other on whatsapp, and its just really fiddly. I tried ending it and it just took me out of the app, i panicked and just turned the wifi off in the lmao

>>78898938
yea sound

ham and cheese croissant and a berocca and I'm ready for the day

>>78898932
aww I wana visit now

too bad I'm permapovvo

I've ridden Uber's in quite a few countries and London is the worst. You can buy Prius's from Uber in England and the black cabs know this, they deliberately cut off Prius's and block them in traffic if they think they are Uber's. I've also caught black cabs and not only are they twice as expensive but one driver spent a 30 minute journey telling me how dangerous Uber's are and how your risking getting raped (my girlfriend was in the cab with me) by uber drivers. My girlfriend (whose from England) decided to take the time to tell him the story of how one of her friends was sexually assaulted in a black cab but was lucky enough to kick the driver in the face and get out before things got worse. Didn't shut him up at all. Needless to say I smile whenever I order an uber in London now.

>>78898892
>education plays a huge part in determining it

It really doesn't though

black people aren't as smart as white people

even in situations where they are get an equal amount of education a much much higher percentage of white kids will be smarter

it's just science

The short term plan:
bath
tidy up a bit
take bins out
reward self with another beer
maybe play fallout: new vegas
plan a major tidy up operation for the flat

>>78898996
proofs?

>>78898974
working hard so that they can afford it you racist xx

ham and cheese croissant and a berocca and I'm ready for the day

>‘It was perceived that Labour were above reproach, and the Conservatives beyond redemption,’ fretted John Major, while Alan Clark reported a former Tory minister asking in frustration: ‘Is the Labour Party made up of two hundred virgins?’

The Virgin Labour party. [418 seats]

The Chad Conservatives [165 seats.]

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the female gf (male)

>>78898878
jej

>>78898996
>it's just science
no, they're worse at maths and english too.

>>78898974
he's camera shy

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>err anon why were you calling me a 5 in the morning? you weren't wanking to my pics again were you?

>>78898964
yes, given enough time

he wouldn't be 9 anymore by the time he understood it though

>>78899037
lol

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/30/ireland-consider-irexit-avoid-brexit-damage-academic-ray-kinsella

thoughts?

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who /yaboydave/ here?

digital vocal is future

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS4q9yaWJkI

>>78899016
she looks like she practices wicca

>>78899059
ah yes ireland till death do us part

>>78899059
it would be the most sensible course of action

fuckin bath time again innit

>>78899096
pics x

outta touch

outta reach yeah

you can try

to get closer to me

no one here actually understands rocket science so who are we to say how long it takes to learn?
also rocket science is a multifaceted discipline, there are likely very few, if any people that understand all the aspects and background science of every single component and function of a modern rocket

rocket scientist here AMA

>>78899059
>A leading academic in Dublin has said
non story

>>78899122
how do planes work?

>>78899059
Not happening
The anglo goes down on his own

rorke scientist here AMA

>>78899131
pure faith

>>78899144
how do pakis work?

>>78899073
>she

>>78899067
nah, it doesn't sound good

>>78899144
highlight the tenants of your doctrine

Have a VERY specific request that needs to be done right this minute
Any takers?

ox to chelsea

thoughts

>>78899144
why did the zulus lose

actual 'scientist' here

>>78899167
Not me

>>78899142
you mean up right? you're the ones going down

>>78899161
they don't

>>78898957
The woman wey dey for her 20's don dey married to her husband for five years, but na for inside bush she dey poopoo

>>78899167
does it involve my anus? if not im not interested

would like rick and morty if not for the fart jokes, fart jokes are a bit too lowbrow for me, do love a good dick joke though

>>78899167
gwed

>>78899188
I find the stuttering and burping almost insurmountably annoying

>>78899109
why is reddit full of married 30 something babies?

>>78899181
shut up and go down on me

rickle pick

>>78899161
they dont bloody work thats the problem mate

>>78899166
dont like gays, dont like darkies, dont like women unless im balls deep in em

not racis just dont like em simple as

>>78899171
political correctness thats why

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a large fly entered my room

know a white american whos able to get a decent job in japan

dunno if he would marry japanese woman

>>78899142
*colonizes your coastline*
heh, nothing personal kid

imagine being a black cab driver hahaha

spend 2 years of your life learning all the roads only to have jamal in his prius steal all your customers on his first day of work

ROLAND THE HEADLESS THOMPSON GUNNER

>>78899212
they're the kind of person that tries to live their life exactly how they're told one should
i.e. clutching to the first homely girl who shows them basic human courtesy and proposing after a year

>>78899242
any chance of nips suddenly wanting to learn spanish
Asking for a friend

>>78899257
hmm didnt mean to attach that image

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Octopi are so qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFda1MZ54G4

is it racist that i hear a gong in my head followed by a sumo wrestler grunt whenever i see a japanese flag?

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OPINIONS ON PORK SCRATCHINGS?

oh FUCK off

is it racist that i hear a gong in my head followed by a sumo wrestler grunt whenever i see a japanese flag?

>>78899314
hate pork scratchings

If ocotpi are so smart why do i eat them?
Check mate

is it racist if i call a paki a paki whenever i see one in greggs?

>>78899282
its still having lower preference than french or german in here tho

>>78899329
why have you done this?

>>78899314
awful

is it racist that i hear a gong in my head followed by a sumo wrestler grunt whenever i see an australian flag?

>>78899334
*octopuses

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>>78899242
I would only marry sue

kind of regret having zero self confidence

got called a paki in greggs lads

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new tinder pic

>>78899280
i don't get how young people can get married anymore besides for economic reasons.
it has no meaning anymore and is just a legal trap otherwise.
its not like it has any bearing on love anyway

>>78899374
have you tried being yourself?

>>78899314
Hand them to refugees for free :^)

>>78899359
Do you need to be a native speaker to teach english over there?

>>78899314
they can be absolutely disgusting but if you get them from a good source they can be quite nice
my local butcher does banging ones
good to use with parmesan as an alternative to breadcrumbs too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpRYHkXTB6I
YUPPIE SCUM GO HOME

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love demigods
hate actual gods

got called a antisemite in waitrose

>>78899334
Dogs are smart and we eat them eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1kd0IZjEFw

running low on food,
going to jog down the mersey and catch a big juicy crab for dinner

wonder how mentally ill one would have to be to become a pornstar, what a fucking awful industry

>>78899404
well yes
there are already enough of natives who want to get a job here so

>>78899434
you seen the louis theroux doc on porn stars?
shit was weird, especially about the gay lads killing themselves

>>78899427
dogs are pretty smart if we're looking at all vertebrates but there are a fair amount of animals that are significantly smarter than they are

>>78899452
Haha well then it's n-not like I wanted to leave this shithole anyway haha

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>you sir, why are you so happy?
>"because i'm standing here drinking champagne"

>>78899460
they kill themselves because thye aren't gay
most gay porn stars aren't actually gay, they are just desensitised

>>78899460
weirdest bit was the supposedly straight lads starring in gay porn

>>78899460
nah, find his voice hard to listen to desu

wish i had some booze, brain needs a right drenching

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>>78899419
never watched this nu-male shite