>Posts in perfect English (Sorry for my bad English)

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>be me
>literally study 12 years of English after learning it naturally from infancy
>go to university and study for another year and a half
>had to read shakespeare, milton, and all the greats
>only ever type in broken english in greentext form on here and in ebonics everywhere else

>>78891381
ayyy lmao waddup wit dat

>sorry for bad english is the only discernible part of the post

>>78891347
I do this because I have no idea if there are any mistakes in my post so I ask forgiveness for this just in case.

Hi
(Sorry for my bad English)

hi guyz!
hows ur day? :D
sry for my bad english hehe :)

It's difficult to make English incomprehensible.
To make English incomprehensible is difficult.
English is difficult to make incomprehensible.
>Incomprehensible, is English difficult to make.

lol yuo tk him 2 da bar?

>>78892022
rawr ＿

>>78891347
>>78891969
>>78892022
>>>youtube

>it's 2017 and there are STILL people who aren't anglo
why is this allowed?

soz 4 bad englo

haste le manein à la poisson francais allah?

>>78892194
Reality very easy made English heavy understood. You stupid are. Sentencing other parts no change.

>tfw dyslexia
>autistic Germans always call me out on it

NUKE GERMANY

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>write a long and throughout reply to a thread
>notice a small error right when it's posting
>close the thread, close browser, shut down computer, crawl under the bed

>>78892501
>throughout
Um... did you mean thorough?

>>78892929
(you) got the joke

>>78891347
It's short for,
"Please bear with me. I tried to use proper English but I'm not sure whether everything I just typed is grammatically and orthographically right. Please point out every mistake you find to help me improve. Thank you very much."
Sorry for my bad English.

Hello

(sorry for my bad English)

Da lo mismo, en pocos años estarán hablando castellano.

Sorry for my bad American

>>78894732
Don't think I can live in a world where latino Spanish becomes lingua franca desu

>>78891381
>>78891425
>I type like a nigger on Twitter to fit in
kys

>>78893802
>>78891956
This. Foreigners won't type in perfect English all the time, so they write/say this to make their public aware. Heck, even Anglos misspell English to the point foreigners could speak/write better than those

>>78891381
>ebonics
lol

>>78894732
>>78894884
Sleep in the bed you made.

>>78894930
ayy look at dis butthurt fag

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>>78892207
http://www.4chan.org/rules#global
enjoy your permaban

>>78895866
>Heck, even Anglos misspell English to the point foreigners could speak/write better than those
Maybe writing it because grammar is weird and not something a native speaker has to "learn" but I've literally never heard a foreigner speaking English like a native who didn't learn it as a child or teen. You will always sound foreign, no matter how perfectly you can speak it.

>>78894930
you be like
build wall

>>78891347
Hello
(sorry for my bad english)

>be 12
>english tv and vidya
>use english with english accent
>go to spain and talk to the british kids
>they ask where i'm from
>holland
>called a liar
I actually joese a dutch eksent now becose foreigners get confoesed oetz.
So not sorry for bed engels.

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>>78896913

>>78891381
I'm fascinated by how black people in america use english, it's a lot funnier

>>78899196
Fuck you nigga you be talkin shit dont think I dont know what you tryna pull at mothafucka, fuckin mafia fuckin shit with your gay ass wine and your gay as spaghettios

>>78894930
whyte boy straight boolin