/cum/

>>78891065
good edition
that feel when no gf

i don't want a gf

>>78891118
I despise all my friends, they're all either too needy or not needy enough

nor do i

>>78891146
they're not friends. they're just people you surround yourself to keep loneliness at bay.

>>78891202

Delet this

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i'm too lazy to hold a conversation with any of my friends
haven't spoken proper to them in 5+ years

>>78891202
well the same could be said for any non-familial relationship ever, couldn't it?

>>78891245

Message them bud

Fix your life before it's too late

really liked Manchester by the Sea. It's one of those movies that I didn't want to end. It could have been better, but so could everything.

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gn /cum/

>>78891279
CUTE

Think it would be nice to have a gym gf to spot me and check my form, am I gay?

>>78891292
the comfiness is real

>>78891298
as long as she doesn't have a penis you're in the clear

>>78891256
have you ever had a best friend? I've had some friends where we really just get each other. we can talk and talk for hours and we just click on our own level. It's a really special scenario. but most my friends are just acquaintances that I can't stand to be around for a prolonged amount of time. a best friend is worth a thousand normal friends.

>>78891298
yes, but not for such reasons stated in this comment.

>>78891323
No penis
Just hairy armpits for me to sniff

>armpitfags

Kys

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>>78891272
i don't know how to start with two of my oldest, real life friends
another guy is mostly just a battle of witty conversation that could probably turn into normal conversations
another dude is just about game mechanics at a pretty childish level
i got no conversation game and i don't care to
instead i will play MMOs and drink and feel communicable despite talking to no one
the good news is that i picked up a new hobby for the first time and i'm drawing/painting instead of just browsing/gaymin all day
>r9k

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americans are fat and ugly

kinda drunk

Once was reprimanded by a girl for sniffing her armpit during sex in factuality fambo

>>78891362

Ask them if they want to go hangout somewhere. Sitting and waiting for them to call you won't fix anything

>>78891362
she's a big girl

>>78891329
Yes, I have, but that's not the point
They're still all ultimately there to keep loneliness away, some of them just do a better job of it than others

>>78891351
100% certified hetero my dude

>>78891396
except normal friends are only there for the precise reason of keeping loneliness away while you will be with a best friend for the sole reason of an ineffable thrill and sense of closure that is extremely hard to find with other beings on earth.

best friends aren't just to keep loneliness away. that is apart of their job description, but they are so much more

lol, cum

>>78891511
Marvelous post
Gave me hope in the place of fear

rip cum

*wakes up*

I said! *wakes up*

>>78891362
I think it can be excelent expirience to change playing MMO to playing board games with random people. At least IRL conversation is supposed.

>>78892628
They're sleeping. Dumbass

>>78892708
Off yourself you useless/obnoxious proxyfag.

>>78892279
Good morning, Denmark! !

hello friends, any texas anons here? can you tell me how is situation there, or send some photo?

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>>78893115
yeah. this strange creature washed up in my backyard.

what do yanks scream out during sex

had a nightmare that I ran out of weed. thank golly goodness I am effin' STOCKED

the south is the best part of the usa

shame about the people though

>>78893315
*whale noises*

>>78894096

factually wrong

Write a single word in each gap.
Traps are ________________________________________.
If traps are ________________________________________ then gays must be ________________________________________.

I touch women without their consent

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>>78895814
Stop doing that

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>"If we had recognised the South ten years ago, America would have now been nicely divided into hostile states. It is very sad, but I am afraid America is bound to forge ahead and nothing can restore the equality between us. If we had interfered in the Confederate War it was then possible for us to reduce the power of the United States to manageable proportions. But two such chances are not given to a nation in the course of its career."
>Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, 3rd Marquess of Salisbury

Would the world have been a better place if he had his way?

cum lol

FOB

I have awoken

>>78896222
FOW

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>>78891118
Damn, KK, I thought you were a ramblin' man.
Sounds like that old stone has gathered some moss.

>>78896251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecB6Eh7f3l8

Would the US ever give a Bronze Star to a foreign soldier? What sort of action would it take to justify it? It's for a story.

>>78896255

I'm a burger abroad

FOB

>>78896337
why would anyone ever go to italy

>>78896385

the old world charm and the MILFs

>>78896482
gross

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>all these clever "foreign" posts
>mfw

I don't know that feel.

t. Chinese gf owner

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>MILF's
>gross

>>78896803
>italian milfs

Why are bongs so low test

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>>78896929
>italian milfs

AAAAH KE KORZA SQUIRT A BITA THISA OLIVE OIL ON ME SPAGHETTI OS MISSA

>>78896929
>>78897111
They are not for snowniggers

>>78891118
gamecube was my friend when i didnt have friends

Just failed the first assignment of my college career

>>78898424
time to drop out

>>78898424
Me too. I'm not too concerned about it

>>78898487
what was yours? mine was a 2 question calculus test.
The bottom one was simple but the top made me panic. I kept checking my watch and ended up scribbling down some absolute nonsense and turning it in

>>78898558
An academic reading quiz

>>78898576
How did you fail that

>>78898676
Didn't study enough. I take the class online too

wtf where is xavier dolan?

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I'm captain of the cheerleading team!

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do you know Japanese?

>>78900582
No, it's just impossible for me to learn it except with continental drift speed. I took me half a year already to learn the ~100 kana.

I'm ten minutes early to community college lads

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>>78891065
Why cant we just annex canada already?

>>78900217
Fag. Cheer leading is for girls

only have one class today at 8 am and I commute so its like, dumb

Quick random question, does anyone know what >>78888888 was?

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>>78901567
Frig off, Lahey

Was late for work this morning

>>78901635
Faggot. Bet you suck the towelboys dick

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Guns!

>>78901635
where the fuck are you

>>78902390
>tfw soviet surplus is chump change for us, but is literally double for americans

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>>78902467
Up your ass and around the corner

>>78902499
I never understood that. Comes in handy when you try and banter an American and he brings up "muh guns" though.

>tfw perfected asexuality
Gashes HATE him

>>78902602
prob something to do with sanctions, for example there are a fuckton of cheap chinese SKS's on our market that deflate the price, but the US has sanctions against chinese firearms so as to not undercut local industry

>>78902533
rude pham

>>78902754
...that's new

forgot i had extra flags on... ops.

>>78902964
What's even the point of extra-flags? The whole purpose of this site is to be anonymous, so it seems to just make the whole experience objectively worse.

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>>78900706

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Imagine being this insecure

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>>78903457
when i wear my boots im like 6'3'' lol

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>>78900582
Please learn 中文

>>78903540
I like those boots.

>>78903104
Attention-whoring just short of namefagging, but slightly more annoying.

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>>78903648
Y-yeah well umm

Learn Chinese please

>>78903705
I'm gonna learn Mongolian and linguistically pillage and conquer you.

>>78903753
Don't do that please

>>78903765
You can't stop me.

asian people are boring

american people are fat

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Busta Rhymes feat. P Diddy

God, italian women are so ugly here

Thank god for our qt tourist grills

>>78904028
terrone

How is terrone doing in college

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Anyone here ever watch Chinese anime

It's pretty good

>>78903847
P-please no

I can't wait to do old man things

>>78904184
Me too :p

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>>78904175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe5W0H1UYvQ
Prove to me that Mongolian isn't the superior language of the two.
Protip, you can't.

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Coppers can't stop me now

tfw no gf

>>78904288
>buying the shit version

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>>78904340

College was nerve racking. I only shared once in the class discussion

>>78904354

It was the only kind I could find

>>78904288
Why does the wrapper look like that?

>>78904422
It's the gay kind you have to spoon lol

>>78904389
>class discussions
i thought this was college

>>78904288
do they still come with the little toys

>>78903104
>What's even the point of extra-flags? The whole purpose of this site is to be anonymous, so it seems to just make the whole experience objectively worse.
following that logic, flags in general shouldn't exist

for me, it helps me make fun of people not just by nation, but by region much more accurately

>>78904389
is it because you're shy or because you have nothing of value to say

>>78904678

Yah, I got a metallic keychain thing

>>78904689
A bit of both really
>>78904389
It's community college

Have you ever touched a boob with the palm of your hand?

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I've hugged a girl before

Did you guys know that the UK had a prime minister from New Brunswick, Canada in 1922/23?

>>78904927
did she hug you back?

>>78904959
Our head of state is the Queen of Canada

We're leaf-cucks

>>78904959
brits are faggots anyway

>>78904689
>following that logic, flags in general shouldn't exist
Country flags aren't as specific as state or county flags, and identifying nationality is to the benefit of a board such as this
You can pick two random American posts on this website right now and it's almost guaranteed they won't be the same person
But you pick two random "Clackamas" posts or whatever and it's almost gusranteed that they ARE by the same person
Stop trying to justify your tripfaggotry

>>78904875
delete this image

Made thread

>>78905003
>>78905003

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>>78904875
Have you seen our new 'Canada 150' $10 note? They couldn't pick just one person so they put an Anglo, a Frenchman, a woman, and an Indian on it.

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>>78904990
Yes. She had huge tits too

>>78905011
>Stop trying to justify your tripfaggotry
no

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>>78905001
God save our Queen

>>78905049
>Anglo, a Frenchman, a woman, and an Indian on it.
not a terrible compromise. what did the woman on the note do exactly?

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rofl

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>>78905058
wow

>>78905125
why did they paint her crosseyes?

>>78905136
Menstruate and act irrationally I assume
Also I think she was the first female MP

>>78905186
Doesn't look crosseyed to me

>>78904959
canada also had a prime minister born in london in the eighties

>>78905162
Need context

I had a dream last night about me crossin the border

>>78905275
ANGLO PRIDE WORLDWIDE

>>78905362
pervert

>>78905365
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-41095619

Fuck had the perfect spot for some deluxe sole shots of this Taiwanese chick at the gate but she moved before I could take out my camera
iPhone zoom would have just made a blurred a shit

>>78905275
It's nice to share

And now this disgusting fat Thai is sitting next to me so I can't even creep around with the camera

Wish bomber Harris had finished the job

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kawaii

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moe_(slang)

Fun Fact of the Day: These two Wikipedia articles perfectly describe my life

Hot take: keep people 15-21 locked up in prison for being retarded

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my thread is still up

dope

>>78905964
yeah man thats fentanyl as fuck

>>78905863
r u a cute girl??

>>78905949
Heh, stick to eating plums grandpa the world is ours now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfYFoeZ_zRM

>>78905863
I'm glad

jk I hate you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZOpIhVkWFo

>>78906030
Doesn't fentanyl let people sleep during operations?

need anime gf

>>78906177
Yes but it's also used to cut heroin

>>78906252
And it means 'cool' too?

We had a teacher who was so strict you weren't allowed to breath in her lessons.

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>>78906369

>>78906252
lets face it, the heroin is used to cut the fentanyl

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>get some chicken strips
>more breading than chicken

>>78906543
>tfw I'm ok with this when I do eat tendies but I don't eat tendies

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This scares the average Texan

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>3rd day of classes and im already behind

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fun fact: I'm a handsome, well endowed man

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>>78906675

why is cum so obsessed with asians and asian culture?

>>78906784
too many scvs here

The flight attendants are all QT af
Could spend the 14 hour flight sucking their toes nonstop

>>78906784
self promoting asians

>>78906784
all of our most cancerous posters- footkraut, the taiwanese guy, ottawa all have yellow fever

ryan you're being compared with FK and FK jr

You have a problem, you need to address it.

Really considering learning a different language so that I can be in a general other than this one or /brit/.

>>78906908
learn swedish
not even joking

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>uhh yes i'd like my meat well done please

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>>78906726
thats nice

>>78906908
You're Canadian, why don't you learn French? It works in /mena/ and /fr/.

>>78906977
Is /sverigetraden? any good? Was thinking about Finnish so that I could hang out in /mammi/ and also go to Ylilauta.

>>78907023
'Cause French as a language sounds really irritating to me and nobody outside of Quebec uses it.

really h8 my life buds

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>Drink one (1) glass of milk
>Non stop farting

>>78907057
>Is /sverigetraden? any good?
idk but swedish is piss easy to learn for an english speaker
>Was thinking about Finnish so that I could hang out in /mammi/ and also go to Ylilauta.
would be a good choice if it wasn't so difficult to learn (not an issue for me as I learned it as a child)

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I sexually Identify as BUGS

>>78907133
then change it

>>78906864
ottawa is an asian?

>>78907214
everybody ITT is asian

>>78907145
it's not that simple

>>78907138
Yeah, I keep on hearing about how Finnish is one of the toughest languages to learn. I figured Swedish was roughly the same difficulty, but I guess not.

>>78907256
it really is though

>>78907254
disgusting ch*cana

>>78907137
if you're a male why would you drink milk when not using it to enhance cookies or brownies

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I have awaken

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>>78907285

*wakes up next to you*

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less than 48 hours till I get to see my big-booty CHI fiancée

>>78907287
>male
>not drinking milk for strong bones
>eating sweets

???

being lactose intolerant is a fate worse than death.

One time when I was a kid I somehow damaged the things in my stomach that digest dairy so every time I ate anything with even a small amount of dairy in it I would throw up (literally had 1 cheese ball at a friends house and threw up because of it). It lasted for almost a year and I come from a family of cow farmers. I use to be able to drink unpasteurized milk now if I eat any dairy besides cheese I fart non stop for days

>>78907339
I don't hate you Ryan, I just want the best for you

just had a nice thought

a lot of people probably moved from New Orleans to Houston after Katrina destroyed their homes

now this hurricane has destroyed all their property again

lmao

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>>78907329

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I am uncertain which board does my question better belong to so I ask your forgivness
in advance if this is a wrong board for this.
Lately I've came to conclusion that it is better to live by some sort of code, rules.
Something, that will allow you to know what to do in certain circumstances, help you to be
a better person, having strict moral rules that will make your mind clear.
Something that people call beliefs and principles.
I've been reading books on bushido.
I was curious about this way of life of samurai of japan.
While I like bushido in someway there is something that I don't really like about it.
Bushido is all about serving your master,
doing everything in the name of someone who owns your life.
I don't want to agree with this.
What I really want is some set of rules which main purpose is to guide and help you personally.
There are gentleman’s code-of-honour’and Code of Chivalry but I doubt these are suittable for modern times.
Does anyone know of something like this and may point me in right direction?
Thank you.

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OH BOY
OH FUCKING BOY
A NEW SHITTY YOUTUBE LAYOUT
EXCEPT THIS TIME EVERYTHING GI-FUCKING-GANTIC AND SCRAMBLED FOR OLD PEOPLE AND CHILDREN
AND WHAT MORE!
NOW ALL MY PLUGINS ARE BROKEN

>>78907339
I only hate americans and kiwis, get over yourself

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It's about time you fags start posting real qts

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>I only hate americans and kiwis, get over yourself

being around people sucks the life out of me

>youtube changes layout
>still doesn't add a dark mode

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>>78907585

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>>78907585

>>78907643
Me too, it's one of the defining qualities of being an introvert. Extroverts actually get energy from being around other people.

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>>78907585

going to work now then to the doctors

later buds

>>78907652
>youtube changes layout
>disliking comments still does nothing
Maybe it's for the best that there's no dislike option, but they should at least stop pretending like it exists

I wish we had equalizers for self defense legalized.

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>>78907852
In The Moe Manifesto,[44] Akihabara insider Patrick Galbraith defines moe as an affective response to fictional characters or representations of them. The applications of this definition are widespread to political, economic, and cultural discourses. For an example in practice, Matthew Brummer describes how Japan's Self Defense Force utilizes popular culture and the moe that it engenders to shape public perceptions of the military establishment: The Manga Military.[45]

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>tfw no jewish qt

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>tfw no Ethiopian gf

>>78908129
house reed houses none but those dedicated to the old gods

>>78908220
>swampniggers

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A true story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KPDB_Sil5I

>>78908291
based like Finland

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>A true story.

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>Indicate whether you are Hispanic or Latino:
>Indicate your race:
>Indicate your veteran status:
>Indicate any disabilities:
I hate this so much

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>>78908437

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKd_GYmo670

>>78908478
if i grew up in america id be on a full ride right now because my mom is black

>>78908478
yes

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>Sam's the weakest link

>>78908543
I don't know what its saying, but its pretty catchy

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in america asians are discriminated against because they are two intellijent

>>78908865
*diligent
having a race of nolifers that dont integrate into the social scene in order to get ahead in school does mean you are more intelligent, just more work oriented

>>78908865
this is the problem with america, they add race to everything

>>78908904
Asians and Indians get so triggered about any observations of their culture outside of "lmao u guys r so smart" yet are so quick to give them about white people

All these asians on campus are killing me
They're so cute

>>78909000
trips of truth

>>78908904
why are black people such as yourself unwilling to accept that you are stupid

>>78907306
Morning

Australians are the most intelligent race

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Is this true?

>>78908996
i would like to visit australia once you are all replaced by chinese

>>78909064
incredibly autistic post bud

>>78909175
yanks not welcomed here

>>78909291
are leafs?

>>78909144
gta v is a shit game though

>>78909323
only if you are loyal to the queen

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Cincinnati chili, everyone

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>mom brings sandwich in cut down the middle, not horizontally

this is some bullshit, I'm going to go scream at that stupid ho

>>78909449
Is that just 2 pieces of bread with 2 more pieces of bread in between? The heck kinda sandwich is that?

>>78909501
grilled cheese, I'm having it with leftover tomato sauce

i wanna post an anime image

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>>78909555
That doesn't explain why there's 4 pieces of bread in one sandwich.

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David Thomas is what David Lynch wishes he were

like if you agree

>>78909610
that's how we eat sandwiches in the US
the meat or cheese between two pieces of bread and then relish or mayonnaise between the two stacks. Equalling four pieces

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dead inside

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>>78909681

>>78909717
just wake up

erotic hands free HYPNOSIS orgasm.jpeg.skrillex.cum.eaturowncum

do you guys miss me when im not here

reproductive strategy: knock up daughters of academic liberal families as they will attempt to raise the kids on their own because of feminist literature

*devours feces*

>>78909992
big flaw in your strategy, they treat abortion like a form of birth control

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>>78909994

don't like dying early in a new game. makes me feel like a big ol' retard. don't need this kind of negativity in my life.

>>78910015
some will, it's a numbers game

some have read some shit non-fiction about a child raised with only a mother and their entry into the jazz-menstrual painting art scene

>>78910066
don't mind high difficulties in a video game but hate having to swing at an enemy for ten minutes to actually kill them because their health is nerfed while my damage is lowered

ran into a qt from work at college today

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Trump did a good thing

>>78910218 you sperg out?

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>tfw no american to ravage my boipucci

I'll take responsibility of next thread. It's going to be /cum/+/ausnz/

>>78910335
No she's probably more autistic than I am

>>78910323
what a fucking retard. I hope he never works again. instant karma? how is almost a full year instant? Hillary won the vote slightly in Houston too. I hope he gets water boarded in hurricane water.

>>78910367
anal is so overrated

hj's are where it's at

>>78910367
do u sound like a girl

>>78910590
what is a hj

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>>78910446

A 12 HOUR THREAD

lets kill ourselves

>>78910645
it's those japanese girls that dress like black people and wear nutella on their faces

ever put a carrot up your pie-chute?

>>78910590
I wonder if it's gay when a man strokes another man's penis. After all the person whose penis is stroked could do the same himself.

>Tell my lab partner I wrist hurts because I slept on it funny
>"Probably cause you've been jacking off huh"

im on six days of nofap with edging thank you very much

>>78909392
god bless the queen

>>78910708
>it's those japanese girls that dress like black people and wear nutella on their faces
gyaru
>ever put a carrot up your pie-chute?
no

>>78910787
>with edging

defeats the purpose of nofap, no?

NEW
>>78910832
>>78910832
>>78910832
>>78910832

>>78910770
you know I only find hj's sexy because it's like a woman doing a totally alien action. She's rubbing on this part of a man's body that she doesn't have, she doesn't get anything out of it. It's like squeezing an alien appendage or typing on a Chinese-character keyboard

>>78910840
I suppose it's my nicotine patch

>>78910645
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hj

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>>78891065

>>78891389
For you