You wake up in Oslo 2018

look for a job in the countryside

realize that they were right and i was wrong all along and islam truly did lead to this prosperity

>>78890006
what the fuck is that white guy doing in norway?

>>78889938
Those Syrians have so many white servants

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>>78889938
>pull out my thinkpad t420 with kali linux
>hack into the Norway royalties mainframe
>since they all have cyber implants in their brains I shut the royal families control systems down, they cease to exist.
>with this mass hysteria, I drain all the oil barons accounts
>the Norway Royal Guard is able to track me because of this
>they give me hot pursuit while I run through the cyber-dystopian wasteland known as Karl Johans Gate
>I jump off a cliff into the ocean landing on a drilling barge that I use to hightail back to Roanapur