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Kabato Duwa Toro Agyo Tondon Kala Manapi Saga Bulai Poo

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Who /i want to die/ here¿

/asean/ is ded.

>>78886496
Asean's dead cause MLK went crazy and got a bunch of people banned a month or two back cause we were all telling him to neck himself
That's why I left anyway

>>78894623
namefags mirite? haha

Which ASEAN country hate North Korea the most? What about the least?

>>78894934
anyone who is with the US will hate NK

>>78894922
Definitely right, 99% sure he's a janitor
>>78894934
South Korea probably. Countries like Laos that aren't really affected by North Korea probably don't care
How was your trip frenchie
When you showing nudes again?

>>78894934
I think many ASEAN countries secretly support North Korea's regime. Cambodia, Vietnam and Laos had embassys there. Malaysia used to have visa free access for both ways before that assassination attempt

>>78886496
Do you believe in the Myer Briggs test?

>>78895061
and of course we have diplomatic ties with them and embassies on both sides too :D

Are regular ASEAN people as open-minded and western as the ones on 4chan?

>>78895053
Yep, because Thailand and the Philippines are very friendly with US in general so I think they had the right to criticize North Korean policy.

>>78895211
Lot of families are liberal cause of the martial law before
Lot of the people are also casually racist without really meaning it

>>78895211
>tfw Malays are /pol/ tier
We have our own "WE WUZ" guys, we have our "alt-right" guys, we're basically Kekistan

>>78895354
>>78895407
Yeah but you don't give off that alien vibe that Chinese or Koreans have. Communicating with ASEAN people goes very smoothly

>>78894623
I missed all of the excitement. MLK seemed mild-mannered to me whenever I come across their posts; what happened exactly?

>>78894408
Hopefully it will pick up again. Despite the shitposting, the thread had its good moments.

>>78895123
I would not say I believe it, but I think it can be a helpful guide towards self-improvement. I personally prefer the Enneagram to Myers-Briggs (or Carl Jung's theory of cognitive functions, which is MBTI's foundation), however.

I find that the Enneagram tends to give a holistic overview and description of personality types, i.e., the positives as well as the negatives, of which can really sting because they hit right at home.

The MBTI, on the other hand, more often than not leads to special snowflake syndrome and corresponding Tumblr blogs amongst a certain demographic, which then leads to more material and resources on the subject that amplify the noise in their echo-chamber (who are mostly of the rarest type---the INTJ---of course). Sadly, all of these do not help those who seek to seriously read up on the subject for purposes other than self-validation.

>>78895211
>open-minded
no
>western
depends on how you define it

>>78895354
>liberal cause of the martial law before
nothing to do with that. it was a shitty time tho

>>78895211
In general they're more "progressive", they support LGBT rights, globalization and stuffs, at least that how they act. But at the same time almost all Vietnamese are nationalists.

>>78895354
>>78895515
>liberal because of martial law
>nothing to do with that
Probably better to phrase it as "politically-minded and aware", with a noticeable tendency towards the liberal end of the spectrum.

>>78895585
>"politically-minded and aware"
we have other admins even before martial law
Marcos didn't made us magically "conservative" nor he's the epitome of conservatism.

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Sinong me pakana neeto? Alam kong naririto ka!

>>78895542
>they support LGBT rights
How's sexual education in the country? Does it help raise further awareness if it get promoted more given how LGBT prides are held every year since 2012?

How's the HIV infection rate? I heard it was sadly increasing compared to many fellow ASEAN countries that does good job of reducing it.

>neeto

jesus christ jejemon much

>>78891031
Clean your room sempai

>>78895699
Progressive as fuck for a commie country, I have seen countless times people getting triggered at some guy who uses "bị" (negative passive marker) to gays.

>>78895822
Your neighboring Cambodia is more tolerant of LGBT for what I've heard, Norodom Sihanouk is thinking of legalizing same-sex unions in the country.

>>78895687
lmao

>>78895887
Not to trigger you, but homosexual is intolerable Islam, isn't it?

What ASEAN country is the most Western one? Philippines?

>>78895962
For the majority of Muslim countries (especially Arab) yes, but there are some secular countries with Muslim-majority population that are tolerant of it, for example in the Balkans.

In theory I'm all for support and increased awareness of LGBT, but in practice I neither oppose to it nor do it really appeals to me.

>>78896003
singapore

>>78896003
Cultural speaking because of Catholism shamefully its us
Not really a shining example of it.

But in terms of how they run things probably Singapore or even Malaysia
Since they are part of the British common wealth.

I love you Flips

Are Thais in Malaysia Muslims or Buddhists still?

>>78896003
>Philippines
more like the most willing to take in western cock

>>78895476
That's because we're used to white people here, it's okay you gib money for economic boost and we'll give you all the ladyboys you can buy

>>78896311
I only love malay-chan desu

>>78896411
Mostly Buddhists, although there are some Thai Muslims in the north.

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>>78896411
Buddhists.

which one is the better pet dogs or cats?

>>78896671
Both at the same time.

Meh.. it would be more insulting if we have another choice than riding filthy chink cock

Jap cock isn't enough either

>>78896749
how about korean? lots of people like doing it recently?

>>78896793
Same with japs

December is juat around the corner.

>>78897482
>3months/semester
>time flies fast af with all the assignments and activities i've done
It felt like April still

>>78897725
The past is nothing but a distant dream now anon

>>78897997
I miss her, yo
;-;
wish I could go back to high school

>>78899169
Post something interesting instead pleb

no one can beat me i am too powerful

>>78899420
powerful at what?

pakshet !

>>78899592
Shhh, don't reply to the "special" needs guy

>>78899725
madapaka!

>>78899870
Extremely rude.

>78899955
checked, but you won't get the (You)'s

el

>>78899983
Show me what you are capable of

asean check my 6

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Is the A400M or AV8 gonna join the parade tomorrow?

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rate my gf

>>78900314
you have a firm butt
good job

Describe degenerates of your countries /asean/

>>78896311
I have since hated you with all passion when you charged me $300 shipping for a fucking $15 bundeswehr field jacket.

>>78900402
shit photo but cute gf, gib tetek

>>78900398
haha nerd

>>78900805
>dia autistik hal tentera

>>78900805
Tagalogs

Is MKL capable of consistently talking something that doesn't have to do with his favorite singer and anison for once?

>CAPTCHA: Kuala Lumpur

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>>78895687
Huge balls on that guy, I'd probably get lynched if i ever show any kind of attraction to little girls; fictional lolis or not. I admire him for so brazenly displaying what he believes in though, i can never do that.

>>78900805
me and to some extent,everyone ITT

>>78895263
Wait. So if ww3 breaks out we'll have to ally with flips then.

who else /expat/ here

there's a rooster outside my window that won't shut the fuck up even though it's nighttime

North of Manila>Souther Scums

Hello flipbros, are there any legal repercussions in carrying a expandable/collapsible baton or at least a folding knife?

>>78902492
just don't take them inside places where you get frisked

What is winter like in ASEAN countries? Does it exist?

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>>78900805
File name

I think they have the largest aids infection here

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>>78896062
>>78901229
Frenchies is this true?

I'm finding it hard to believe out of all the countries in the world its France that automatically presumes you are guilty until proven innocent
Unless its for a special case

>>78902882
It's humid and hot almost all year in most places. There is also a rainy season
The highlands are cool and is a good getaway from the heat

Happy 60th independance Malaysia.
We have a day off on Monday

>>78902212
this

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>>78902922
>>78900805

>>78903529
I bet the DDS are now attacking france in Facebook

>>78904200
nak tumbuk je Najib masa dia bagi speech cuti tadi

>>78904511
Don't hurt the cute boi

>>78904511
Mahathir get off 4chan, you have Forex RCI right now.

>>78886496
i must admit ASEAN women are my guilty pleasure theyre asian AND they have dark skin

this is /australasian confederacy/ now

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>>78905198
But its our 60th birthday today.

goodnight

>>78905597
happy 60th birthday malaysia!
when are we sending malaysia to retirement home?

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>>78905992
The Federation will last another 6000years!

>>78906615
80 years tops before you get invaded again.

>>78906711
By whom? Rampbrits?

Work starts in 4 weeks haha farewell my NEET life

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>>78906787
Kim Dynasty of Korea and China

>>78907061
>Kim Dynasty of Southeast Asia
FTFY

How the TITTY FUCK do I get a qt Filipina gf

>>78907340
It will only be that after the invasion

Eventually it will just be the Kim Dynasty of the Pacific and Juche Ideology will spread across the entire ocean, from the North Slope of Alaska to Antarctica

>>78907551
offer her a greencard

>>78902882
Winters last only like a week.

>>78907551
Court me first

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ANG PAWIS KO'Y TUMATAGAKTAK SA BILIS MAY PUMAPALAKPAK

wake up you lazy little shits

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>>78913282
Oh I am "up" hehe

>>78910214
sounds nice

we have four full seasons but I only like two

>>78902882
"winter" here is when the rain stops and it gets a bit less warm, it's still humid af though.

>>78910710
...flipgirl that likes jogging?

>>78900402
are you white, mestizo, or full native?

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>this thread

goddamn set my alarm to 7am and only had 5 hours of sleep but I forgot I have no class

>>78920013
best feeling ever

bump because this is my favorite general

>>78886496

is it true that philipineans speak spanish?

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>>78921097
>philippines
>speaking spanish
never have. never will.

>>78921097
only one region does unironically

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>>78921155
>chavacANO
>spanish

Putangina nman PLDT.
Dubs and I'll their office in Welcome Rotunda

>>78921237
reroll

get to class

>tinder spain
>barely one or two worthy matches in a week
>tinder vietnam
>5 matches in a row in 10 minutes
Please tell me why shouldn't I come and live here

>>78923950
>spain
you're a spaniard? or did you just stay in spain for a while?

>>78924011
Spaniard

>>78924048
jajajajajaj, are you that spaniard that was planning to teaching english in vietnam?

>>78924080
No, I'm in vacation

>>78924086
got the chance to fuck a local?

>>78924112
Haven't really tried since I'm traveling with a couple of friends and changing location every day but by talking to them I think I'd have plenty of chances

Filipino American here. Do you guys look down on us?

Happy Independence Day Malaysia.

>>78901229
I haven't even talked about anison here for a while. Usually these days when I'm here I ask about ASEAN culture.

>>78924320
On the contrary, Fil-Ams (especially celebrities) are well liked and tend to be idolized by many.

>>78924451
>On the contrary, Fil-Ams (especially celebrities) are well liked and tend to be idolized by many.
typical colonial mentality

>>78924429
Thanks man, you're alright. Don't come to the Philippines in 2years time.

>>78924663
will you remove colonial mentality and make us malay again?

>>78924694
>remove colonial
>insert neo-colonial
Gib boipucci to China

Is /nusantara/ dead?

>>78924779
nah, we're enjoying our day off. not sure bout other cunts tho

>>78924755
as long as they're not worshipping western cock anymore, hence removing the fucking ethnic forgery. does Malaysia experience this?

>>78924451
>Fil-Ams (especially celebrities) are well liked and tend to be idolized by many

if you pay attention that really depends they dont last that long
Compare them to Judy Ann or even Nadine lustre
only james reed is popular

often times those mixed filams tends to be Novelty typecast

>>78924820
>worshipping western cock anymore,
worshiping chink cock is not better either

>>78924855
Liza is still popular, though. She does need to stop being paired with Enrique all the time, however.

>>78924820
ehh, it depends on our current PM
Najib's pretty West-leaning, Mahathir looked to the East, and the former ones before that were West-leaning, depending on the Brits for support.
This is the final year for Najib, let's see how it goes next year.

>>78924870
>implying you can suck your own cock
You need big bro's help more than ever, pinoy. Maybe they'll help the Marawi sit with a few of their spec-ops team

>>78924933
I see, how about the ethnic forgery?

What about that couple GMA were trying to force? Arw they still relevant?

>>78924912
>age of 10, she moved to Manila

thats hardly filam
she doesnt looked mixed either
idk she hovers over the B list for me maybe if she play darna the massa will like her

>>78924958
who?

>>78924958
Anything in GMA is not relevant aside from their news and the degeneracy that is eat bulaga

Think I've finally got on the flip gf's parent's good side. I made a joke about her sisters cult involvement (ni cristo) using her name and now it stuck with the whole family

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>>78924971
uhh Alden or something, they used to be popular at least in the poorfag circles but i barely hear them mentioned anymore

>>78925025
AlDub is still somewhat being pushed by GMA but most people have moved on to Cardo and other people. GMA's problem is that they tend to milk things to death, and in many cases continue to milk even dead horses.

>>78924806
To be frank, /nusantara/ separating was a mistake. Separate /pinoy/ and /nusantara/ threads wouldn't really be able to sustain themselves much, and don't really generate much discussion. See how inactive most of the past few /nusantara/ threads were.

>>78924951
>ethnic forgery
No such thing, you are what race you are born into. That is why we have vernacular education and such.

what do you guys think of the south china sea fiasco

>>78925877
Buy chink and they leave you alone, problem solved.
https://www.voanews.com/a/malaysia-buying-chinese-ships-to-protect-waters-from-china-others/3780026.html

>>78925866
>no such thing as ethnic forgery
wtf I love Malaysia now.

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>>78925931
Careful what you wish for, race politics is not something to be taken lightly.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/13_May_Incident

saved

>>78923950
Do you speak Vietnamese?

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>>78925025
>>78911561
>>78901301
>tfw no hinhin loli to himasen my tite, call me "Ku~ya!" in malalasuwa ways
;-;

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>>78904277
>>78902922

Lol another tagalog squatter tirade?

>>78932749
>Visayan
>Chink

I thought most of them are southern jihadists

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Just...

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>unironically over 80% of my internet friends are of asian descent
>shitpost daily about different memes and stereotypes about their ethnicities without their knowledge
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

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>>78932942
Badjaos maybe

>>78933172
you are asian

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>>78933421
Let me correct myself, 90%.

>>78933499
the steppes beckon.

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>>78933499

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>>78924779
Busy with independence day and mass beheading tomorrow.

Yesterday is the Enforced Disappearance Day and I still miss Sombath to this day. Have you celebrated it yet, /asean/?

WAKE ME UPPPPP

>>78929024
Di di mau

>>78886496
Welp, he tried.

I forget,what holiday is tomorrow?

>>78937447
malaysia independence day

>>78937746
its actually Eidl ada or something,idk but I'll take any holiday

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describe your'e ideal gf /asean/

>>78937746
Independent from what?

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>>78938123
She's the best girl, amirite or amirite? :^)

>>78938123
A sexy, cool, caring, tall blonde beauty who's also older than me.

>>78938123
"Shaa, makisale ka sa'ken!"
"Akon'poon mo! Puri-purihim mo'ko, kawani. Hihi, nyahaha puri-puri <3"
"A-... Ayus ka rin'no, kawani'? Isasahuli kita sa pagpaslang ko!"
"Akho', ang tagalimpya na aphoy! Raralisayin ko'tong mundo na 'to sagadsad!"
"Kanata 'to, ang syang hahari rito!"

>>78939044
31st is the anniversary of independence from the Bongs. In name only of course since they hold the economy till legal nationalisation decades later.

>>78938123
one who'd like to lick my bell button while consuming ten pills of aspirin

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>>78939611

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>>78938123
cuddles and hand holding bf

>>78938123
>>78939740
"Hm'hm. yare na, kawani', mukang bubuuoin naten to mula sa abo."
"Akong na'ng tagapamuno rito! Teka, Araw-araw pupugay ka haa~ ^^"
"Naa kawani'... sa tingin mo, ari ba 'ko na... mamuno'?"
"Kitamo kawhani! Ani nang tyaga! S-Salamat sa la'ha'-- " <--- so happy, crying

Fark, it's so hard to write Tagalog tones and glottals in latin characters

I swear it sounds so much better, only if you can hear her accent

>>78940433
vocaroo it,don't be shy

>>78940555
Kek, no way lul

Well even if I did, I probably won't even get the anime-girlish type Tagalog accent. I'd need an actual female to do that. My voice is just too low, coarse and rough for that <-- maximum cringe inducing. ;-;

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>>78938123
For me it's

>>78940555
I'll just leave it to your imagination, take this as your reference :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WYX-6CK-Ps

That vid, but with less Taglish words and more tone diversity. Getting close tho.

Her accent (the character that I made dialogues for) are full of glottal stops. But a more Japanese-like kind of a glottal.

For example
Puso ----> Puso'h
Bahala ----> Bahala'h
Ako ---> Akho['h] (glottal stops are optional at the end)
Kawani ----> Kawhani'h


And some words gain extra consonants or the consonant gets elongated:
Napaka ----> Nappaka
Kita-mo ----> Kitta-mo


etc. etc.

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>>78937447
Eid Adha, in remembrance of Abram's sacrifice folks who can afford them sacrifice cows/goats/sheeps/camels etc and take some of the meat while donating the rest to the poor.
However due to the lack of extreme poor we just get our fridges filled with meat and eat beef steak/soup/curry/BBQ all month long, last year I end up with more than 30Kg of meat and this year is 9 cows just for my housing area.

goodnight

>>78941096
for what purpose?

>>78942180
Oh, you asked me to do a vocaroo right? I just didn't want to do it myself coz cringe. So I just left a suggestion or a hint of what those dialogues >>78940132 >>78939611 would sound like.

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>>78942150

good morning /asean/

>>78942180
Pls don't be new and stop replying to the flip Aussie that wants tagalog to be japanese
Don't feed pls

everyone sleeping?