/cum/

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>>78885262
>gook-lover
>can't link a thread fast enough

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>>78885262

I wish a cat 5 hurricane would wipe this shithole off the face of the earth tbqh senpaitachi

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I WANNA SMASH IRISH AMERICAN PUSSY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>>/mu/kpop

>>78886613
mu heritage

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>>78886562

>>78887606
/cum/ post here please

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dont die

CARA BEANER

t-tfw no gf

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The gf.....

more like ugly girl edition because she's ugly

Saw an ar*b today, nearly lost my lunch

>>78888035
extremely rude, apologize to her right now

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this big get is going to be a latino, I guarantee it

Saw a bunch of female Ar*bs today
I want to have sex with them

actually it will be a European, I'll bet you 5 (You)s on it

>>78888030
wonder what he looks like naked

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MEXICANS OF /CUM/
How does your media represent Trump now that he is President?

29 years ago there were no muslims

>>78886626
dégage

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>>78888062
He is right >>78888075

It's always some non-English Euro general

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We gotta move this refrigerators, we gotta move these color tvs

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>>78888030
the gf

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i don't wana go to bed

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do you guys know how to make 4chanX not mess with how the posts wrap around the OP post?

>>78888108
Europe is in a deep state of sleep. Why I'm here.

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>>78888122
I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED TO PLAY THE GUITAR I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED TO PLAY THEM DRUMS

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tfw no gf

>>78888129
not excited about tomorrow?

cum lol

>>78888136
no just delete 4chanx it sucks

>>78888091
He is evil incarnate

>>78888154
no, not really

>>78888136
my 4chX does the thing on the left.

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>>78888150

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>>78888136
Uninstall the extension then reinstall it. When optimizing the reinstalled extension edit the post container element by altering the post reply id code.

>>78888150
money for nothing and jets for free

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GOOD MORNING /CUM/

USA will be a objectively worse place to live once Mexicans are in control

BLACK PEOPLE
GENTENEGRA
BENANCIO
VEO GENTE NEGRA
I HATE BLACK PEOPLE
VEO BLACK PEOPLE

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>>78888175
Thanks for answering, if you are wondering pic related is Canada.

>>78888201
It's checks for free, you stupid fucking frog dumbass

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>>78888182
i wish i was smart enough to understand what i need to do now

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>>78888219
wew never thought I could learn something here!

>>78888216
Canada has its own bbc? christ

>>78888204
nice bait retard
fuck drumpf and fuck white """""""people"""""""

>>78888219
no it's chicks for free, christ almighty

Hey boys

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whats a good 4chan extension for chrome?

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>>78888246
It's really taken a dive in quality in the last 10 years.

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>>78888249
t.

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>completely make up an answer
>brainlet believes me
I guess I should get into politics.

Reposting this since I got ignored in /brit/

Fucked an escort from a website today, she told me to take a pic of her with my dick on top of her breasts so she can upload to twitter to promote herself.

No faces are shown, I'm quite proud of myself tbqh.

Who wants to see my penis

>>78888271
appchan
although ive never used it and dont know if its good

>>78888091
with smugness, they love his failures

but must people are just sick of hearing news of him

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>>78888299
Not sure if this is an elaborate ruse or not

being a Manlet has ruined my life

>>78888306
could do with a good laugh

>>78888299
pretty proud of you la.

>>78888313
>with smugness, they love his failures
>but must people are just sick of hearing news of him
It appears our cunts have something in common

hello /cum/ awhile back i saw a website that took donations for a cause so to speak. some girl made an account for people to donate to her going to college after her dad stopped funding her after she slept wit ha black guy.

what's the name of that website do you know?

>>78888318
just rise above. be the bigger man. don't let it get you so down.

Got in a fight with my bf so I need attention
Who wants to talk?

>>78888316
explain
>>78888326
thanks m8

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>>78888338
Real subtle there lanklet

>>78888299
you can't say that without posting the pic

Can I look at the GET directly with no glasses?

do u guys have any special skills that we don't know?
tell us about ur talents..

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>>78888344
>/brit/ poster
You have to go back

>inb4 some shitty inside general joke or waifu

>>78888339
>Who wants to talk?
suckers?

>>78888359
Can imitate Thom Yorke

>>78888337
gofundme?

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i want to touch my (magic) wand, but i shouldn't do it as much as i do (5-6/7 days of a week).

what do?

>>78888374
>French
Yeah.... Nah

>>78888352
I don't see anything

>>78888368
What does that mean

>>78888359
I can touch 100% of my back

>>78888389
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ruuunning out agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ru
ruuuu
ruuuuuuuu
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>78888388
just do it

ADD ME ON DISCORD

cara delaverga#1647
EMAIL

>>78888357
she still hasnt uploaded it

>>78888365
nah

>>78888336
Yeah man, dumbass media no longer cover stuff that happens in the country because of some dumb ass tweet or whatever

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>>78888390
Your probably not the first ""girl"" to say that about his dick

>7 days of a week

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>>78888414
Uncanny resemblance

why does Mayweather support Trump?

>>78888216
based CBC

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>>78888442
He's a REAL NIGGA

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>half the posters go to sleep at midnight EST again

>>78888482

not really

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>>78888469
noice
I heard McGregor is strongly anti-Trump

Talk to me please

>>78888508
bonsoir, comment allez-vous?

>>78888522
Je m'as mouillé ;)

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I wanna sleep for weeks

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i LOVE when girls do this cat eye makeup where the eye liner kinda keeps going off the side of their eyes

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>>78888551

/brit/ is very slow rn

CUM
CUM
CUM
I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU

>>78888595
It's 5am in the UK right now, even NEETs begin to sleep at that hour

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cum is fum~! desu

>>78888585
Alors, qu'est-ce tu vas faire?

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>>78888604
its bed time?

>>78888619
Je vais résoudre tes tensions avec un, deux, trois puis quatre doigts.

Don't be openly hostile to other posters. E.g. "I hate you," "fuck you," anything obviously meant to wound. If you're funny, being ironic, or shitfaced drunk, those are exceptions. If you don't know if something is funny, then it's not funny. This server is meant to be comfy. If you're a cunt, then it's not comfy. If you have a problem with another poster, block them or try to be clever with your responses. Please don't test your boundaries. Cunty posters will be kicked.
2

>>78888646
fuck
off

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>tfw you look at a reply before hitting post and now you're going to get b&if you post it
>post it anyway

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>>78888646
wristbands?

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I JUST WANT THAT GOOK PUSSY AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>78888701
Are you body shaming Trump shitlord?

reminder that gays are no longer welcome in /cum/

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okay fuck it im grabbing a beer and watching lewd kpop videos now

always thought quatre-vingt-dix-neuf etc etc was a strange number system

You guys are slow today
I'll see you boys tomorrow

>>78888763
It's actually a terrible system

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school

do people really wear brief underwear?

>>78888758
based
a
s
e
d

>>78888801
y-yes?

>>78888763
yes, but we don't notice, it's our mother tongue.
You'd be surprised how illogical some things in english are, but as a kid you didn't notice.

I had a good example the other day, wanted to write it down for /int/.

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>get free tuition in worst case ontario
>move back to alberta once i'm done school

heh, nothing personelle...

>>78888758
>>78888806
i don't need your welcome
>>78888801
yes

quick rundown on that girl Lacey?

why do you ignore her?

>>78888831
OUT

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>>78888833

>>78888825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRjurRdep_Q

>>78888833
>

>>78888888

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>>78888825
>teleports to edmonton for ez money
nothin personal kid

gib get

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>>78888888
Gotta go fast!

>>78888888

ssssss

clack is cool

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AMERICA
M
E
R
I
C
A

>>78888888

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

GOOK PUSSY

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>>78888888
FUCK OFF

absolutely abhorrent post

>>78888888
shuddup

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FRONCE

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>>78888888
god bless

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>>78888888

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>>78888888

PUT ME ON THE SCREENSHOT CLACK

I LOVE YOU

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>>78888888
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>78888887

>>78888888
fuck, I was busy writing this...

>>78888763
Like one thing that's not handy in english figures is the years.
In french, we could say 2016 very quickly,

>deux
>mille
>seize

You guys in english had to find short for 2016, else it's :

>two
>thou
>sand
>six
>teen

>>78888888
Hey cutie wanna share that get?

who the fuck is clack?

rip cum

>>78888888
Absolutely TERRIBLE get

>>78888919
is that dog ok?

>>78888930
clackamas county oregon

>>78888930
this

>>78888930
clack my ass from clackamas county, oregon

it's me

>>78888888
Wanker

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>>78888888
my princess Seuli thread got the get!!!

>>78888888
kys

>>78888928
or a lot of people just say

>twenty
>sixteen

ok g'night /cum/
it was worth it

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>>78888888
>/cum/ get
>its clack my ass

More like CLACK MY ASS

>>78888888
The English are the masterrace.

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>>78888951
Okay you can go to bed now, shoo

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>>78888888
fuckin UNIUTED SHARTS OF POOMERICA ABSOLUTELY DISGUISTIN PIECE OF SHI

>>78888959
>twen
>ty
>six
>teen

GOTCHA !

>>78888969
will only sleep 2 hours...
fucking pôle-emploi... (job center)

Clack my sack

>>78888959
He's just being a retard about syllables

wow theres a lot of mexican posters in this thread right now at least like 3

>>78888992
I can tell

>>78888997
don't care

>>78888979
What about "last year"?
Huh?
Two syllables. Check and make.

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>>78888888
fake news

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>>78888997
There is several in there, >>78887883 communicating in English no less. A rare sight indeed.

>>78888992
retard?
I'm not the one who mentioned "quatre ving dix neuf"
Question is do we have a handy efficient way of counting
And we obviously do

>>78889008
lol good one m9

>>78888930
>>78888951
this thread uses redditflags

>>78889024
Cum is a Reddit general

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>>78889024
i have them hidden

>>78889018
>efficient way of counting
>Eighty is literally "Four-Twentys"
>Ninety is literally "Four-Twentys-Ten"
"wew"

>>78888971
right to the old memes folder

How do we destroy the Patriarchy?

everything is all my fault

>>78889048
Invite a bunch of extremely patriarchal non-white immigrants. At least that's what feminists do in White countries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfK6k8nCWJ0

Something about this video made me want to torture this little baby toucan, like clip its wings and feet and throw it into walls. I think I would enjoy doing something like that so I will probably not get a toucan.

>>78889019
There's this one Aussie that really hates America on here, like 'my family was killed in a drone strike' tier butthurt

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>Something about this video made me want to torture this little baby toucan, like clip its wings and feet and throw it into walls. I think I would enjoy doing something like that so I will probably not get a toucan.

>>78889090
Why is that? Is he non-white?

>>78889098
On this board it seems like half the aussies are Lebs or Chinks tbqhwy

tfw no ira gf

>>78889106
Nice bum

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>>78889106
BUCHONA
U
C
H
O
N
A

>>78889095
Just go without the faux brick wall and hoodie.

And the sword tbqhwy

Just cracked my crown off my tooth, guess that is kharma. Or just a shitty dentist, welp no money for a new one.

I haven't jerked off today and now my cock is hard and twitching

>>78889204
how big?

>>78889226
6 inches
I want to hold out for a week but I also want to cum

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>>78888888
This is so gay. I'm out.

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>having less than a 7.75'' penis

lol bet you're a virgin.

p.s. what is kissing a girl like? i bet its really nice

you know which country you never hear from? mongolia. they must be the chillest country out there just minding their own business.

>>78889279

quintessential ryan post

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>>78889284

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>>78889284
*neo-nazis but with concern for the environment*

How do I abstain from jerking off?
I want to cum on friday

So are you going to admit now most posters went to bed you dumb namefag?

18 die in flood

>leave it to the americans to die in 1 meter of water

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>>78889471
Blacks can't swim

>>78889460
get a hobby

>>78889471

>ameridrowns

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>>78889325
>>78889407
>you will never run around in an eco-neo-Nazi gang with ambitious dreams, cleaning up the streets of Ulaanbaatar of leftover Third Worldists and Sovjet cocksuckers, while making a better place for mankind and biodiversity

hola mi amor

>>78889553

hola bebe como has estado

>>78889553
salu2

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Sup cucks
At work rn

we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells

what did /cum/ think of got's season finale?

>>78889785
didnt watch

Met a girl yesterday. She's very nice and is also a Virgin

>>>/vg/187688913

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>>78888888

>>78885262

>pretty
>girl

>>78889820
can't tell if gay or misogynist

>>78889785
was surprisingly kind of enjoying the season up until the last 2 episodes

>>78889902
I don't like how fast everything's going desu

morning /cum/bums

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I cant sleep

>>78890039
i hate trying to fall asleep. its the worst part of the day. you can't stop your brain from thinking and the thoughts just keep getting worse and worse

>>78890039
Watch Taytay's mew video

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>>78890054
literally the only thing suggested to me is "masturbate"...

>>78890039
>>78890054
>>78890063
read a book. Helps to make your brain tired and turn it off.

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>>78890063

>>78890063
a month ago my aunt gave me this magnesium supplement powder stuff that helps you sleep at night. you just mix it in some water and drink it before you go to bed and it worked wonders for me. melatonin never worked for me and even sleeping pills didn't sometimes

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I will start browing and posting on /pol/

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>>78890121
I only have my phone.

>>78890121
I'm too loud If I do...

>>78890185
first one to >>78890096

whatever happened to predictability
the milkman the paperboy evening tv
EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK, EVERYWHERE YOU GO THERE'S A HEART A HAND TO HOLD ONTO. EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK THERE'S A PLACE, OF SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU
WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE A LIGHT IS WAITING TO CARRY YOU HOME.
EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK.
EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK.
(Chip-a-dee-ba-ba-dow)

>>78890185
>I only have my phone.
thats even shittier because the light from your phone makes it even harder. idk man, the only thing I can think to say is to turn your phone off so it stops distracting you

also, why the fuck do you masturbate loud, I thought only women moan when fapping

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>>78890242
uhh I'm a cat irl

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I have amended my situation and no longer have to worry about rape accusations
LESSON learned: DO NOT FUCK GIRLS WHO ARE SMASHED

>>78890397
sure thing rapist

>>78890425
That may be, but it's not going to be reported

>>78890397
did you end up going to her house, dropping to your knees and begging for forgiveness?

>>78890397
were you also drunk?

>>78890435
Nah, I caught her leaving a class. I did cry though, a lot. and say sorry.

yamamoro!

>>78890395
post tits femanon

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>4th largest city is destroyed by a natural event that happens every year
>needs aid from Mexico and the Red Cross
euros are right, the united sharts are 3rd world and the only solution is cascadia now

>>78890441
Buzzed I would say.

>>78890489
were you still in your right mind?
was she?

>>78890500
I want to say yes. before she was drunk we were already hanging out. I found out today she has a boyfriend and I have a sneaky suspicion that is probably why the whole rape accusation started

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>>78890481

>>78890526
>before she was drunk
when you had sex was she in her right mind or not?

I'LL KEEP MY EYES FIXED ON THE SUN

tfw no gf

>>78890556
I can tell you she was NOT passed out. Probably was somewhat alright
Because she knows it was me.

that feel when no girlfriend

>>78890591
was she capable of making a good decision or was her judgement effected by the alcohol?

>>78890599
i was just thinking about this and cried

that feel when no gf

>>78890538
Show them the webm of the guy cumming on your face.

>>78890613
tfw no girlfriend

>>78890603
I'm not really sure, even if you ask. I don't know how drunk is too drunk. In any case, I don't have to worry about it anymore and I'll acknowledge I was wrong

tfw no gf(female)

tfw gf

absence makes the heart grow fonder
abstinence makes the hand grow stronger

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>>78890628

>>78890668
Abstinence from what, sex?

I'm a virgin, so I must have a really strong heart.

>>78890657
iktf
>>78890637
So you admit you did something wrong? Which means, RAPE.

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>Abstinence from what, sex?
>I'm a virgin, so I must have a really strong heart.

that emotional state when no intimate female companion

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>>78890626
Why would they want to see a guy cum on a picture of my face...

girls are overrated. try girls (male) instead, trust me. Much better

>>78890713
oh, I see...

I don't have particularly strong hands, but I masturbate a lot.

>>78890744
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>girls (male)

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amer*Cans are subhuman

>>78890744

Bit gay

>>78890791
Trust me nigga, you don't want a gf. Girls are just a pain in the fucking ass. They are annoying and needy, always wrong on politics, and have to pee basically every 10 minutes and ruin going out. Girls (male) are much less of a hassle.

>>78890835
more than a bit gay

girls or girls (male), idc
whatever gives me love and comfort <3

>>78890835
I'm not gay. I already have a qt girlfriend

>>78890886
(male)?

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do you consider yourself a normie?

>>78890902
do you?

>>78890845
Traps are not gay
>>78890886
Traps are NOT GAY. I feel bad for you honestly. You still haven't found the light
>>78890878
Decent post

>>78890732
why not?

>>78890902
not really. wish i was one, tbqhwyf

life would be so much easier

>>78890902
I'm a cyborg, the worst of both worlds

>>78890902
honestly no, and i voted for obama twice and hillary

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Can I be a girl(cat)?

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>>78890930
meant for >>78890910

>>78890894
Nope I am a slave to pussy
>>78890902
Somewhere in the middle

>>78890930
I would not like to be a normie but i'd like more functional

what motivates women more: money or sexual pleasure itself?

>>78890902
a little yeah. my drug use probably keeps me from going full normie.

>>78890937
same

i don't know how i'll keep on living like this for the rest of my life

>>78890941
how old are you niqqa

>>78890984
money

>>78891065

new

>>78891065

>traps aren't gay

t. Gay