Why are all countries in the world other than Sweden mooselets?

>>78872238
Because Sweden is just a big flat fucking forest.

>>78872350
All countries i've listed here except the US and Norway are as well

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>ywn live in the arctic circle

they're huge ugly mutant deers, no one wants them

>>78872905
>no one wants them
Apparentely you do;-)
http://cphpost.dk/news/elk-return-to-denmark.html

Because we hunted them almost extinct hunderd years ago

>>78872397
>norway
>a flat forest
Also, where are your polar bears?

>>78872238
Can I go and hunt one as a tourist?

>>78874131
Also population control. Can't have fucking moose running around everywhere

>>78874281
Read that again

>>78872238
We're a boring country, we just have Pumas

>>78874324
don't kill the albino ones

>>78872238
If a Swedish dictator arises he should be called Moose-o-lini.

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Canada
>9 985 000 km2

US
>9 834 000 km2

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>>78874513
Sacred albino moose?

>>78874669
>amerealets

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>>78874714
I knew they were bigger I just didn't know it was so close

>Sweden is so shitty that the only thing they have going for them is fucking mooses
KEK

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http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/canada-moose-escapes-from-zoo-and-goes-on-cow-raping-rampage/

Canada Has Rape moose

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>>78872238
(((moose)))

>>78874513
lol no

>>78872808
I bet you faggots don't even spooning since there isn't no reason to keep yourselves warm during winter. I pity you.

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>>78875179
T-thanks m-man

Im pretty sure they only live the most northern parts of the us

>>78874339
This. Causes enough car crashes as it is.

>>78872808
I hate these How to Wiki pictures so god damn much. WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT CABLE EVEN SUPPOSED TO GO!?!?!? R3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>78875348
Don't mind Finnish people, they're slightly autistic. I'm sure he was being 'nice'.

>>78875596
Goes under the arm and the pillow and up besides that grey bar

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>>78872238
There are other type of animals you should be aware of

We have more moose than people here.

Moose is literally the most dangerous mammal in Finland due to car crashes

Fuck them

>>78876621
They are the second most dangerous mammal in the world, if I recall correctly

>>78876706
Most dangerous is the human right? :^)

>>78872238
Moose are cancer.
In my area moose hunting is permitted year round because they're invasive and don't have any natural enemies, which ruins the food supply for the deer that live here.

They're also very aggressive.

>>78875643
He was being gay. I apologise for my fellow countryman and I'm sorry you all had to see this.

Sweden is all forest.
Finland is all lakes.
Denmark is all fields.
Norway is all mountains.

Together we'd be one well balanced country, with A LOT of moose.

I had a dream I was watching indians cut up moose meat, and then I took some

it was a curious dream

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>>78876911
>Sharing oilmoneys with d*nes and sw*des
Never

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>>78876761
Human is not only the most dangerous mammal but the most dangerous organism

>>78876911
We fuz forests n shit

>>78876845
Damn these things are vicious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxIJZmmYUTM

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>>78874131
>>78874339
these
most swedes don't even live in moose area and probably never saw one

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>>78872238
>tfw no moose in my state
Feels good lad.

>>78877186
Sweden would have a higher forest cover if kt wasn't for our tundra/mountains and our conquered danish provinces
>>78877312
I live in Götaland and i've seen tons of moose, they're common in every part of Sweden except Scania and Gotland. you're probably just jealous tbqh

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Nothing tastes better than moose meat either.
Perfect in everything from stews to sausages.
Also if you haven't had honey smoked moose jerky, well then you haven't lived.

Plus their hide makes excellent blankets for cold weather.
Been hunting since I was 13.

>>78877469
wtf I love moose now

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>>78876911
Yes, letting Sweden unify everything is the best choice, I agree.

NOW GIBS THAT OIL

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We have ~30million of these fuckers

>>78877714
Looks like a giant rat

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>>78877714
>be australian
>get kicked in the balls by a roo

>>78876911
>Finland is all lakes.
Finland has 100K+ lakes, so that's a fair assessment. Also, 1/4 of the country is swampland.

Americans can't seem to handle wetlands. They fucked up in 'nam. The one time unitedstatian navy SEALS had a training exercise in Finnish swamps during winter, their instructor asked if they could take some of the Finnish rubber boots back home.

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>>78877714

>>78877948
70% of the country is farm land

>>78878058
>70% of the country is farm land
70% of what? the total area of the US of A?

>>78874669
Well Alaska's huge and it's included, the US mainland and Hawaii are about 8 116 000 km^2, which is still fuckhueg compared to most countries

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>>78877469
>implying smoked moose is better than reindeer

>>78880340
Yes it is. Reindeer the most common smoked meat up here, even with all the different tastes I still prefer moose.

>lists two countries with fewer moose
>g-get on my level, baka

Yes, I see, interesting perspective