You now wake up in Maldivas

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>i will always live in europe

>>78870464
Go to forest to get more sleep
Get bitten by big snake shit
Bleed till death because no hospital

>>78870464

obviously since the maldivas are spanish clay.

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take the first available flight home before I burn to death

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>>78872776
>30C all year

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>>78872776
>can't handle 30°C
Lmaoing at u

>>78872941
we're lucky if we even get 20°C in the summer, I'm not used to that kind of heat

>>78872776
That is nothing, but it also depends on how humid it is

>>78873117
t. texan

>>78873323
You live in the middle east
isn't there supposed to be infernal doom

>>78873462
It is. 2 minutes without AC and I want to kill myself.

>>78873597
How much °C

>>78873597
hey bro if you wanna squat in some poor palest*nian's parcel of land you gotta be able to handle the heat that comes with it bro
or better yet bro just go back to europe bro
nah just kidding bro. :)