This morning a tourist woman about 40yo expeted that I speak

Good.

Show those foreigners that English is not end-all

>>78865510
But it seems to me like your English is pretty good, anon.

>>78865510
that guy with the spanish flag is too white

>>78865622
oral ≠ written

i'm basin level in oral and comprehension is worse, I only understand english spoken with a strong french accent

>>78865622
at least he didn't purposely gave her wrong indications like i would have done.

>>78865658
douyou laïque ingueliche?

It annoys me because tourists talk in english but in a fast way and idk they expect us to understand perfectly what they mean

>>78865658
Man, I have the feeling that you are rusing us

>>78865510
Brazilians don't speak English, so in my opinion you are a liar.

>>78865510
your english is so cute anon, I want to kiss you and hug you

>>78865510
You can practice oral on me if you want.

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>>78865641
>waving a spanisg flag in catalonia

deme smelly cheeky bastards

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>>78865510
>spoked

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>>78865510
Why aren't the Vosges mountains shown on your picture the same way the other ranges are ? I don't really know why but it is triggering me and activating my almonds

>>78866319
The Vosges are basically just big hills

>>78866387
>he never spent a weekend skiing at Gerardmet

>>78865510
Males sound like total faggots when they speak french.

>>78865510
>>78865761
BRAZIL MENTIONED

>>78865510
some people think you French had some sort of intelligence

>>78865510
Back-to-back dominance from the British Empire to American hegemony basically guaranteed an outcome like this.

You should have invaded us in 1783 and massacred us

>>78867551
no, you were a fresh country with valuable men and pure idelogies, somethin we couldn't made here in Europe, I'm glad you became such a succesful country.

>tfw parisian for like a couple dozen generation
>now my city is full of shitskins and leftists
>get out of my home
>get mugged by muhamed
>go to the police station
>on my way there is a tourist bus with people going out and people stop me and ask me shit in languages I don't understand
>go to the café because I'm parisian and I need to cope with depression by meeting friends and drinking until I forget my shitty life
>called a racist for telling I was mugged by an arab
>drink myself to black out

>>78865746

That's the way the French deal with English

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>>78870271
you ruse, you ride the lose cruise

>>78865510
has this video been posted yet? no it hasn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxUm-2x-2dM

>>78870348
French invented modern artillery at the end and we won

>>78870271
what did he mean by this

>>78865510
some 50 yrs old frenchmen came to croatia knowing only french and even though i could understand them i pretended not to because french are garbage

>>78866066
can I practice oral on you?

>be me in Parisian bakery
>excuse me madam, do you speak English?
>En France on parle francais monsieur

o-ok

>>78872997
why don't the french like other people

>>78873101
it's mostly parisians though, they are insufferable

>>78865658
>I only understand english spoken with a strong french accent

Well it might be time to end it. The french accent is the bane of my existence

>>78866319
You're just a mad Lorrain, the Vosges aren't real mountains