Germany appreciation thread

>>78864912
>my daughter gets raped by niggers on a daily basis but luckily Germanistan has a budget surplus
t. Hans

I only like Austrians

>>78866596
lmao this

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>>78864912
>record surplus
good, they're gonna need reserves

>>78864912
Gee, thank you Norway

>>78866729
>Poland
>Greece
>Namibia

gypsie tier

>>78866596
Why does /pol/ need to mention their interracial cuckolding fantasies in every thread?

good lads, with seizures but overall good lads

Thomas Mann is the mann :3

>>78866748
Merkel is a very competent and strong leader leading a very highly skilled population with a good work ethic. Bravo Germany.

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>>78864912
This cuck race will go extinct in my life time. Feels good

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>loans available for almost no interest
>instead of taking cheap loans and working on much needed structural renovations decide that now is the time to work on your debt and that you must slowly and creepingly privatize rail, roads, education, healthcare and so forth
Literally the entire current government deserves a good gassing.

>>78866940
Pretty sure that's a female black butt. Nothing wrong with female black butts.

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>>78864912
>we have about the same percentage of people living under the poverty line as fucking Portugal but hey at least we have a budget surplus
bravo, germoney

The germans are a disgusting race of easily manipulated mongrels, they deserve every little bit of shit they get.

t-they're okay

>>78867374
aww thanks polan

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>>78867154
Portugal is not a poor country, avec do caralho

>>78867577
shut up poorfag

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>>78867560
np

>>78867577
You know your country has problems when you start comparing yourselves to sub-saharan Africa.

I wish we had a budget surplus and no debt like the Germans.

you're welcome

>>78864912
German sounds cool and I like the federal system that Germany has

>>78868184
Our federal system is a joke, it's federal in name only, the Feds (Bund) rule every state (Länder) through financial aid. If someone goes against the Bund they simply stop giving them money. There is no real autonomy like in the US.

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>>78864912
Germany is super, best country in the world desu.

Anyone hating is confirmed jelly.

>>78868184
I like British history and language

>>78867967
Brexit gone and fucked any possibility of that eh?

>>78864912
A public budget surplus never seems like a good thing to me, just means that much more money was stolen from the private sector and citizens' pockets

>>78866774
if it's my fantasy, it's your reality

>>78868531
having your daughter raped by niggers is your fantasy?

>>78868531
>56%

>>78868456
How much is that now? Did it pass 20 trillion?

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>>78868531
*inhales*

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>>78868575
n-no

>>78864912
Not surprising with all those engineers and doctors

>>78867275
Italians are a disgusting race of easily manipulated pasta mafia mongrels with gay haircuts who deserve all the shit that is happening to them.

>>78864912
You do realize, that this surplus is sucked out of the other countries?

I'm German and I will vote for the SPD (far left) and communists in this election.

I really hate this country.
I will post the voting card when it's time

>>78868456
I would prefer if they just lowered the taxes until we no longer had a surplus but for some reason Germans love high taxes

>>78869171
Wow that's totally rad

>>78869171
madman

>>78868456
Doesnt matter either way. What matters is spending not tax rate. A goverment debt is just a promise to tax you even harder later.

>>78869171
Then get in your car and run over some Germancucks, Mohammed

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>>78869171
good

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>>78864912
Repatriate 31 billion of US dollars in gold (25 billion euros). Manage to have only 18 billion as surplus.

You must be retarded for by happy about that.

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>>78864912

>>78866892
As much as I detest Merkel, what's wrong with this?
>Not loaning
Good idea, right? Make sure that surplus stays rather than adding on to the debt.

>Privatization
Nothing wrong with this. It's the government reducing its own size and power and lowering the tax burden of the citizens.

>>78866892
In guten Zeiten Rücklagen bilden, in schlechten Zeiten schuldenfinanzierte Konjunkturprogramme auflegen. Wir machen es genau richtig. Der Staat muss antizyklisch handeln. Die Unternehmen können jetzt gern Schulden machen, Privatpersonen auch, aber nicht der Staat.

>>78868319
Ronny, bitte. Rede nicht von Dingen, von denen du nichts verstehst.

>>78869158
Tell me exactly how.

>>78869171
But you can only vote if you're 18 or older, Kevin.

>>78870735
>Brazilian accounting
No wonder you live in favelas.

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>>78872945
Why do you think i live in a favela?

Also, my home is way bigger then the average size of your nation cuck shed.

>>78867939
well to be fair it's not that he specifically included sub-Sarahan Africa... it's that he removed North America and Europe from the top of the graph

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>>78867967
then perhaps you should have screwed Italy, Greece, and Spain by turning the EU into your personal export zone and refuse to grant communal monetary policy (only fiscal).

>>78864912
Good. They can pay reparations

>>78873318
>Why do you think i live in a favela?
Because you say stupid things.

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>>78867080
Amen brother

Daily reminder that if germany takes real power in europe once again it wild be instantanely nuked by four nation all at the same time

>>78875394
no it won't because our location is too central.
You would damage too many neighbors with it.
Also IF shit gets real then US will just do some stuff like kill whoever is in power or something.
You know, jew magic.

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>>78866729
>reserves
>left wing politicians

>>78867154
>poverty line

Is subjective, Jean-Jaque.
The "poor" line here is at nearly 1000€ for a sigle person. While we have some of the lowest living costs in Europe.
1000€ is more than the average wage in most of eastern Europe.

>>78875593
I just can't wait to see the show, your nation is too arrogant not to risk it

>>78876032
same and true.
But I think your hunger for our complete destruction is not going to be satisfied. sry

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>>78864912

>>78864912

pay reparations to Poland now pls

>>78864912
How are they managing a surplus with all the mohameds sucking on the welfare system? Truly impressive if so.

>>78876289
t.
>>78874257

>>78876273
1 Million immigrants and we still have a surplus.
Really makes you think.

>>78864912
Good job.
What will it be used for?

>>78876366
Honestly it might be smart to use some of the money for German Language classes for them.

I enjoy your bavarian holidays, and the fact that you know which foods to pickle.

>>78876366
wew fugees are truly better than gold huh mister Schulzie?

>>78876464
Why?
T-they are going to leave soon, r-right?

>>78876538
he has a good point, but he didn't say he loves getting refugees

>>78876561
You tell me, what's the plan, Jan?

this board used to love Germans until the refugee crisis, very fickle

>>78864912
I wish we had money.

>>78876464
I think it was decided to set aside the surplus for the refugees. Next xear the surplus will be even bigger and the government plans to spend it on daycare and infrastructure.

>>78876627
this board used to shit on greece until ... wait it never stopped.

PAY DENBTS

>>78876273
They should restrict refugees to buy only German products, nothing would change public option faster than if locals saw them as a cash injection
for German businesses rather than a tax burden.

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>>78876819
actually we don't, because everyone is in national debt in some way at the moment.

>>78876774
They need to learn the language and you need to make them get jobs.

I can't see many of them wanting to work in Germany when they are living better now on welfare than they did in their home countries while working.
You need to make them work somehow, if you don't make them work you will never have a surplus again

>>78876819
just for that, I'm going to make my next 500 posts about the refugee crisis, how Germany messed up and how their wives are getting fucked by Ahmed

>>78876336
>>78876464
Language is important, too. But putting them to work comes first:
>"it is in Germany and Switzerland that Muslims are most successful in integrating into the job market. In both these countries, the rate of gainful employment among Muslims no longer differs from that of the total population."
https://www.bertelsmann-stiftung.de/en/topics/aktuelle-meldungen/2017/august/clear-progress-for-integration-of-muslims-in-western-europe/

>>78876429
Getting down debt to Maastricht allowed levels, infrastructure investments and a slight tax reduction.

>>78866596
hahaha

>>78876273
To be fair, the man in the top right is very happy to have a bath. I wouldn't blame him for appreciating working plumbing

>>78876366

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/germany-refugees-spend-20-billion-euros-2016-angela-merkel-crisis-budgets-middle-east-north-africa-a7623466.html

Your budget surplus could have been 40 billion, but you spent 20 billion on rapists and sexual assaulters.

Hopefully the EU takes your surplus and gives it to the Southern Europeans whose economies you've destroyed with fiscal policy.

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>>78866940
lmao
>OMG NO!!! USAIN BOLT VISITED THE OKTOBERFEST

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>>78864912
>>78877876
Also, nice of you Norwaybro, and to get to the actual topic of this thread, here are some nice compositions from famous German musicians, hope you enjoy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKjzEG1eItY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAHRp7jjaOg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrVDATvUitA

>>78877860
No, the budget surplus of the year before that was used to pay for it. Also the money goes to local construction companies who build the houses or local social workers and german teachers. Only a small sum is given to the refugees themself and even then they have to buy food and clothes which stimulates the economy.

>>78878178
>even then they have to buy food and clothes which stimulates the economy.
Can you convince your government to freely give me clothes and food too then, if it's stimulating?

Really starving here, all I've had today was stirfried broccoli

>>78866596
this

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>>78866596
>>78864912
>meanwhile in Germany

>>78878278
No

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>>78878408

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>>78870745
>>Privatization
>Nothing wrong with this. It's the government reducing its own size and power and lowering the tax burden of the citizens.

>>78878458
wat

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>>78878593
I have more if you want.

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>>78878408
>>78878458
>>78878633
>there are no retarded SJWs in Canada

>>78878633
I mean more like why germany
They don't have a problem with racism in the police force, do they?

>>78878458
Does palestine have even a single black?

>>78878718
>They don't have a problem with racism in the police force, do they?
no, not at all, it's just regular Antifa here, they all deserve their spot on a tree tbqh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIogatA8ldQ

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>>78878718
Do they have a problem with racism in the police force in Palestine.

>>78878721
I doubt it.

>>78878718
The UN thinks we do because the police often stops africans and muslims but our government never apologizes for that.

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>>78878721
>>78878827

>>78878925
kek

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>>78878925
???????????

>>78878721
No but American blacks are the most likely group to be Muslim in the USA.

They get converted in prison by radical imams. (Christianity takes the same approach, but I think it's mainstream Christianity instead of radical sects)

>>78866596
>pot, meet kettle
>>78866774
it's rude to meme like that but it's a real problem western countries have and are seemingly impotent to fix

also let's not delude ourselves - the only reason eastern countries don't have the same problem is merely because we're poor and unattractive.

>>78864912
And I'm still poor without a stable job.

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>>78879056
>also let's not delude ourselves - the only reason eastern countries don't have the same problem is merely because we're poor and unattractive.

>what is Japan
It's neither poor no attractive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKY5bFe_b-o

>why is Denmark not as cucked as Sweden

There are other variables. You didn't put much thought into this and just parrot nonsense.

>>78879141
>It's neither poor no attractive.
*nor *un

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>>78879086
Warum? wo lebst du?

>>78879141
I was talking about eastern europe, mr cheng. Sorry if that was not clear from context.

>implying Denmark is not fucked as well
yeeeeah sure
Sweden is just a special case

>>78879291
>I was talking about eastern europe, mr cheng. Sorry if that was not clear from context.
Russia is a shithole that is full of Muslims and is still a destination for Muslims from outside of the federation like Tajiks. There are other variables.

>>implying Denmark is not fucked as well
You have to cross a single bridge to get from Malmo to Copenhagen and yet Malmo is trash while Copenhagen isn't.

how much is gibs for refugees in germany?

>>78879446
It's the same as for long-term jobless people. Something like 400€ a month.

>>78879400
>Russia is a shithole that is full of Muslims and is still a destination for Muslims from outside of the federation like Tajiks.
Good for them. There are also some Tatars in Poland.

>There are other variables
No shit, that doesn't mean some are not more important than others.

>Malmo is trash while Copenhagen is not
That would be a meaningful statement if you could illustrate that entirety of Malmo is trash while entirety of Copenhagen is in order.

Take Oslo, there are relatively nice parts of it and then there are areas where you'd be afraid to go out after sundown. Or before, for that matter.

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>>78879446
Depends how many kids they have.

>>78879624
>Something like 400€ a month.
Lol, no.

>>78879795
Was soll der Scheiß? Vor einigen Monaten hieß es noch die bekommen Hartz IV Satz... Heißt das Arbeitslose Deutsche bekommen weniger als "Flüchtlinge"?

>>78879876
Die beiden ersten auf der Liste sind die Eltern.
Erwachsene kriegen also 684€ im Monat, wie hoch der Hartz IV-Satz ist weiß ich nicht, aber sicherlich deutlich darunter.

>>78879962
>wie hoch der Hartz IV-Satz ist weiß ich nicht, aber sicherlich deutlich darunter.
~410€

weißt du ob das anerkannte Asylanten sind oder Asylbewerber, oder spielt das keine Rolle für die Sozialleistungen?

Es kann ja nicht sein dass Leute von denen nicht mal klar ist ob sie überhaupt rechtmäßig hier sind mehr Sozialleistungen bekommen als Leute die schon jahrelang in die Kassen einbezahlt haben... ohne Wohnkosten zu haben, Wohnungen werden denen ja auch gestellt...

Man sollte einfach anerkannten Asylanten ne Wohnung, Essen und ein Taschengeld (unter oder gleich Hartz IV) und nicht anerkannten Asylbewerbern nur einen Schlafplatz und Essen stellen, sodass es auch keine Beweggründe gibt hier zu bescheißen.

Auf so eine Idee kommen unsere genialen Politiker ja anscheinend nicht...

>>78866869
Why are German women so fucking ugly?

>>78879795
>>78879962
Hört doch auf, ständig die gleichen, längst widerlegten Fakenews zu verbreiten.

>3. Flüchtlinge - Wer bekommt wie viel Geld?

>Wie viel Geld ein Asylbewerber erhält, hängt zum einen davon ab, in welchem Lebensverhältnis er steht und wie alt er ist. Zum anderen sind die Sätze höher, wenn ein Asylbewerber sich selbst in einer Wohnung versorgt, da dann die Verpflegung in der Sammelunterkunft wegfällt. In der Erstaufnahmeeinrichtung erhält ein erwachsener alleinstehender Flüchtling lediglich 143 Euro zur Deckung persönlicher Bedürfnisse – das sogenannte Taschengeld. Zusammenlebende Partner erhalten je 129 Euro. Für ein Kind bis zu sechs Jahren gibt es im Monat 84 Euro, im Alter von 6 bis 13 Jahren sind es 92 Euro. Jugendliche im Alter von 14 bis 17 Jahren bekommen 85 Euro. Leben Asylbewerber später außerhalb einer solchen Einrichtung und müssen Dinge wie Strom oder Kleidung selbst abdecken, dann erhalten Alleinstehende zusätzlich 216 Euro, Partner je 194 Euro, und ein Kind bis zu sechs Jahren 133 Euro. Für Kinder zwischen sechs und 13 Jahren gibt es 157 Euro zusätzlich. Jugendliche im Alter von 14 bis 17 Jahren erhalten 198 Euro monatlich obendrauf. Der Bedarf für eine Unterkunft, Heizung und Hausrat wird zusätzlich gedeckt. Ist ein Flüchtling länger als 15 Monate im Land, stehen ihm bei Bedürftigkeit Leistungen auf Sozialhilfe-Niveau zu. Damit erhält ein alleinstehender Asylbewerber dann etwa 392 Euro. Außerdem werden – wie bei Hartz-IV-Empfängern – Wohnkosten erstattet.
https://www.merkur.de/politik/fluechtlinge-was-bekommen-sie-in-deutschland-faktencheck-5565086.html

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>>78864912
Not trusting this thread's premises.

I want to visit Oktoberfest some year.

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>this thread
>all these jobless virgins compensating and projecting

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germany is super cool