BIG
AUSSIE
LANDMASS
edition
anime
sophie
anime
anime
honestly can't WAIT to see the look on tarquins face when council houses go up next to the new build daddy bought for him
>>78860989
>>78860990
2D wins yet again
>>78860974
good lad
not a weeb but quite enjoy some anime
>>78860977 →
WE
>>78860977 →
ARE
>>78860977 →
ALL
>>78860977 →
IN
>>78860977 →
HERE
>>78860977 →
Wish i had a paki family so i could get early worl experience in the shop
>>78861026
probably a weeb but quite enjoy some anime
>>78860963
Wow yeah Australia, I'm so jealous of your massive inhospitable desert
>>78861033
no we're not
be quiet
>honestly can't WAIT to see the look on tarquins face when council houses go u--
business idea: buy land, build houses, sell/mortgage houses to buyers, make lots of money
>>78861061
quite*
>>78861033
wrong
>>78861033
>the repooplick of gayland
>>78861073
You're like the baddie from Watership Down.
>>78861033
nah
>>78860963
any aussies wanna marry and and give me citizenship
Love how you all pretend to be stupid
matched an extremely attractive woman on tinder but she has no bio so i dont know what to say
i like the green belt
>>78861006
>tarquin
>living in newbuilds
ummm NO sweety
i will be living in my daddy's 2nd London home THANK you
>>78861108
lol yea...pretend...
business idea: kick the pakis out and take all their houses and money, then redistribute them to english people
>why not just buy a house with your girlfriend? you know, the person you're going to raise a family with and therefore need the house
i-i'm single
>oh right, so you're focusing on your career? you should get a house on your own no problem then
...
>>78861118
ask her if she likes anime
>>78861118
lol yea...women...
Watching Kitchen Nightmare on TV lads.
>i like the green belt
>HAHA in your face, stupid Tories!
>>78861142
wish I had a girlfriend haha
>>78861033
>>78860937
no it isn't stop lying. it's a shit hole filled with scum that they are putting a new lick of paint on. nothing more lol. plymouth will always be scumtown, it has been since it's conception as a naval town. it has always and will always be filled with rough chav types, army lads, and the teenage women who fuck them.
although more recently i have been noticing loads of pakis there, especially kids in the schools
Left the bath to cool, but lost track of time and now it's probably cold.
>>78861164
bit uncalled for
Wish i had a willy
>>78861166
pretty sure thats Texas
>>78861191
what happened to it
>>78861142
yeah love my career me, been promoted twice, earn £30k at 25, been paying £800/month in rent every month since I Started though
Let me just get my savings and go and apply for a mortgage...
oh wait...
>>78861131
very good idea.
>>78861181
paki child rapist acid attacker
i dont want Rees Mogg to get into power
>>78861191
you can borrow mine, i wont be using it
>>78861226
he wont
business idea: kick the paki men out and keep the fit birds and redistribute them to neets in forced marriages so they can become productive members of society
>>78861131
literally what is wrong with this idea
>Wish i had a willy
>>78861213
what type of english people would be getting it
>>78861226
That would be awful
>>78861174
>chad britain
honestly brit/pol/ have the most deluded view of the world
>>78861226
I can tell just by his name that he'll fix air pollution though.
>>78861206
>voluntarily paying somebody else's mortgage for years
that was a mistake, should've told us you were planning on doing that in the first place and we would've told you not to
remove all muslims. housing crisis solved, terrorism solved, employment solved, mass child abuse solved, London crime epidemic solved.
that was fucking easy, wasn't it.
>>78860963
For the lad who suggested going to Blackpool Pleasure Beach (what a lewd name)
>>78861201
>>78860718
hmm
>>78861256
not like we're much better
>>78861228
Mine will probably never go near a vagina either. Can't say I am happy about it.
>>78861274
>duh just live with your parents
not an option for a lot of people, unless you like commuting 3+ hours every day
>>78861254
any and all. as long as they aren't muslim, who cares?
>>78861278
how can you tell if someones a muslim
any new coins?
>>78861278
Dumb
business idea: start world war 3 so theres lots of spare women
>>78861309
can think of plenty of people who deserve exactly nothing for free
>>78861303
maybe you should have considered these kind of things before accepting that job
most people would've calculated the fact that paying someone else's mortgage in order to get a salary which allows you to pay someone else's mortgage isn't financially sound
>>78861290
we don't pretend we are
Will be living with parents till they die. Simple as.
>>78861284
Blackpool pleasure beach isn't an amusement park, it's a couple of shitty fairground rides
Tell me me more about the Europa park meetup, was it only germans there?
business idea: ban women from working so they have to marry a man to be financially safe
this way even losers could get a 5/10gf
>>78861364
alri turtle
>very hot day
>decide to grab a refreshing pint of cider at the local on my lunch break
>stand up from the table after finishing my pint and my sandwiches
>stagger a little and realise that i am somehow drunk already
wtf
im not normally THAT lightweight
SNEED'S SUCK AND FUCK!?
I thought they closed that place down!
Lads
>>78861314
it's fairly easy. just keep an eye on them, as soon as they start kissing the dirty floor facing east, you're clued in.
other than that, there's plenty of ways. How about offering them a bacon sandwich or a beer?
>>78861319
mne
Minimum price for a 60m^2 apartment 8km away from the CBD is $600,000
Dire
>>78861370
but then they'll still go for the good lucking and physically fit guys
>>78861389
runtiest image ive seen in weeks
business idea: abolish women
genuinely considering moving to some third world shithole, I can earn around £1000/month on the internet
It's not enough to live in the UK, but it'll go far in Laos or Thailand
Would probably miss the family though xx
>>78861352
Would rather live next door to the most degenerate, dole scrounging smack head than a Muslim.
>>78861389
bit sad really
>>78861430
and you'd have to tell people you lived in thailand
>>78861389
grim
but also comfortable. reminds me of an uncle.
>>78861389
DUDE LMAO THAT'S SO FUCKiN DOPE BRO
>>78861442
ah to be young again
>>78861399
>>78861399
CBD? more like TBC haha
>>78861320
Yes, you are, rasheed. You can't help it though, you were brainwashed by your nonce advocate parents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeEvAaiy4IU
doing a swans listen
The Norms are making a lot of noise outside.
>>78861389
would love to put you out of your misery
>>78861435
yea well maybe you need some first hand experience with the scum of society the underclass
could easily afford to move out but don't plan to
>>78861493
>liking the gayfl
doing a talking heads listen
>>78861493
you'd want to swan off with that
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA RIGHT LADS???
*cricket noises*
in my twenties and still live with my mum, feel a bit pathetic
>>78861184
why did you reply to my post twice? proper cornish behaviour
>>78836270
>>78836270
>>78836270
aussies should be in here trying to get this going
>>78861493
your name is fuck
The only livable part of Sydney
>>78861505
I have plenty of experience, grew up in a grotty area, filled with chavs. they are a hassle, they are usually more bark than bite, but they do little harm to anyone other than themselves, and they don't go around raping white kids. So again, they are infinately more preferable to Muslims
>>78861570
and that is?
imagine if an economic downturn happened haha. and people lost their jobs lmao. and they couldn't pay rent lol. and they didn't have savings HAHahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>78861284
Never been interested in a board meetup from 4chan. Never been that interested in meeting strangers, full stop. 12 people is quite impressive. Must've been quite exciting. Europa Park looks awesome too. I saw one of those geodesic domes at Epcot centre in Florida. Massive park, basically /int/ - the theme park. There's a huge lake in the middle, and arranged around it are all these mini attractions representing different cultures. There was one for Britain. Also had a place (I think it was in the dome) where they showcased all this stuff planned for the future. Played on a primitive form of Guitar Hero there, and that was in 1994. Would not like to guess how much my grandparents paid for that trip.
Went to Germany back in school. Didn't see Europa Park but had a great time. Got to see a bunch of castles from a boat on the Rhine.
for me, it is brisbane
the best australian city
>>78861556
i'm devon, lad. just replied in the new thread. didnt bother to check the old for a reply
>>78861596
the only livable part of syndey
will kms if i dont leave my parents gaff before 30
>>78861596
The area within within about 15km of the CBD
>>78861605
whys it called memecity on here
>>78861477
If you have a VPN you could use Pandora and find new music, it's a good site for that
>>78860990
how does she manage to look so fit there and so ugly in game of thrones this season
>>78861627
but wouldnt it just be literal fuck off billionaires living there
>>78861611
>living in devon outside of plymouth
what's the point? bet you fuck your auntie
>>78861367
>4 Germans (randoms and me)
>2 Swiss (cute couple)
>2 French
>1 Scotsman
>1 Belgian
>2 Austrians
>>78861000
Why do they draw anime with those fangs?
>>78861605
why's that mate
nothing special if you ask me
>>78861570
fixed that for you mate
>>78861661
>living in devon inside plymouth
it's literally the only crap part of an otherwise beautiful county.
>>78861605
my city :-)
please reply to this
REALLY don't get the hate for SEAsia on here
>cheap
>easy to find a GF
What more can a man ask for? £1000 a month will you you an infinitely better life there than in the UK
big dam in america is overflowing, how mad is that
>>78861719
they're not proper gfs though, are they, let's be honest
it's like having to get diet pepsi not max
can those who live in sydney or melbourne really call themselves australian?
you arrive in the midlands
>>78861653
I dunno man
Note that this graph is out of date, house prices in Sydney have gone up by approx 50% since 2012
>>78861727
I dunno
>>78861719
yea but
>SEA
>>78861767
its very mad btw
>>78861719
nonce
wish i live on the gold coast
business idea: go back to 2012 and buy a house in Sydney
>>78861755
FUCK
>>78861694
it's literally the only relevant part
what's there to do outside of plymouth? look at the nature? make cider? go dogging? can do that all in a short drive from plymouth then return to civilisation in time for tea while you huddle in your mud huts praying that tonight isn't the night you finally die
>>78861776
mental, haven't watched anything about it. Should I got o the ol' youtube?
>>78861106
How pert are your buns?
>>78861803
not watched it yet, its the main story on the bcc
>>78861745
>max
take the Coke Zero pill
>>78861802
>plymouth
>civilisation
roaring
>Phone doctors to change an appointment
>they never answer as usual
>Receptionist will be aggro with me for not calling in time
Abolish the NHS for messing me about
Leeds
>>78861793
what was happening in perth
>>78861745
>>78861768
>>78861785
not a single argument anywhere in these posts
Bet you're the ones who hate thailad, jealous he could afford to go out to the cinema and eat out every night if he felt like it
>>78861827
what's going on with his skin
any phimo man in
>>78861719
its full of chinks and nonces
>>78861811
in a dire state if im honest
>>78861862
Mining
>>78861870
cos theyre only with you to get out of the shithole theyre in
>>78861719
you'll look pathetic if get a gf from there though
>>78861833
right had enough of you you bumpkin
tell me which shit hole you live in so I can come and beat some sense into you
>>78861745
what even is a "proper" GF
All "relationships" are transactions, usually financial ones, might as well be open about it
in b4 >m-muh love!
>>78861877
hmmmmmmm
perk them up and we'll talk. Also why do you want citizenship?
>>78861870
nonce
SEA women are minging
>>78861870
imagine a place where everyone is poor, every white bloke is a fat nonce and the women see you as a stepping stone
sounds like hell
In 1996, the average Sydney house was 5.6 times average annual earnings while in Melbourne it was an affordable 3.4 times.
Today, Sydney homes cost more than 14 times average earnings and in Melbourne more than 11 times.
HELP HELP HELP HELP
>>78861870
if that's your sole ambition in life then get a Cineworld card
>All "relationships" are transactions, usually financial ones, might as well be open about it
>>78861793
idea: stop letting rich billionaire chinks buy houses
>>78861914
dunno
so i can move to aus and because a true blue innit
>>78861902
pull anything back lately
>>78861891
but I'd be living there so there wouldn't be a problem
>>78861893
>caring about what others think
brainlet
>>78861936
It was just an example, he lives an infinitely better life than anybody living in a first world country here
business idea: move to western australia and push for independence
>>78861935
just going to rent until my parents die then get their big inner west federation house
>any phimo man in
>ye
>>78861903
canterbury lad
meet me outside subway
hate britain for stabbing rhodesia in the back
simple as
more and more commentators are giving Bernardi and Lleyonhjelm airtime
Shorten is still 10 points below Turnbull as preferred PM and Turnbull is a sissy nancy-boy
the time for Classic-Liberalism in a Australia is NOW, buck up boyos
>>78861935
do aussies hate renting too
>>78861928
you see, if he tricks himself into thinking all relationships are just transactions he can deal with everyone knowing he's just a stepping stone
thanks for NOT telling me that they released a new choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSFSbZeShL0
>>78861935
Don't worry, the market will crash eventually.
>>78861570
>Liverpool
>Helensburgh
ripoff artists
>>78861984
Then it'll be sunshine bakery every day baby
>>78861985
>>78861963
quite disturbed by the amount of australians in this thread
>>78862011
ed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYBlfpCVHBo
>>78862001
hahaha a sweaty, swarthy monkey with the body of a child and the voice of a goose is a pretty shit transaction anyway
gimmick idea: refer to phimosis sufferers as asda lads
watching S01E01 of Friends and there has been 2 transitions in the first 2 minutes
very odd
>>78861972
cos she loves your money and not you
>>78862031
nah
>>78862007
t. Steve Keen
>>78862037
alri asda lad
is turtle in?
>>78862043
yeah, still can't believe Phoebe used to be a bloke
>>78862066
'ri
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>78861802
>it's literally the only relevant part
screeching uncontrollably.
NOTHING happens in plymouth, all the good nights are in exeter because it's the last city on the M5 and the capital of devon.
White rabbit (sometimes) gets a run-off night from whoever performed at the phoenix in Exeter the night before. It has all the downsides of big city life, and none of the nightlife or events that should even out the balance.
It's shit, and the people are UTTER trogladytes. I lived there sic years, would never ever move back there. Exeter is better in every respect
wagwan 'urtle
>>78862066
about to go to bed make it quick
>>78862078
"*tenses every muscle in my body*" lad?
>>78862100
salutations turtle hope you are well
mum has friends downstairs again
>>78862048
>b-b-but she loves me
absolutely pathetic, wonder how long her "love" would last if chad came along
>>78862100
Oh sorry, can't keep be late for Noseberg tomorrow now can we?
Sweet dreams x
>>78862109
me, surprised you remember x
>>78862127
very grim post
>>78861995
Hayden Shorten
Bring back RUDD.
>>78862095
ah yes, an area should be judged on "whoever performed" there
definitely will be valuing your opinion
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-41035571
okay this is actually quite funny
>>78861984
>tfw you parents live to be 120 because of their superior uncorrupted mid-century genetics while you die early due to being inundated by radiation and hormones and chemicals and all sorts of nasty modern shit all your life
Righto boys, set to work destroying this general
me with the gun
>>78862157
wai dey no use am???
business idea: virtual reality for animals
>>78862157
i liked the dem got no toilet one
>>78862123
Sweating_pepe.jpg
me when i dont get my tendies
Cease the destruction of this general
>>78862185
no idea what its trying to say haha
>>78862141
bossman asked me to shorten my holiday haha
right lads lets go destroy cum
>>78862127
>r9k loser wants to move to thailand to find a wife
like pottery
>it's a "your manager begs you to use up your holiday days" episode
haha, silly bossman, I don't have any friends
right you heard the man, stop at once
>>78862222
think that hurricane is doing the job for us haha
>>78862157
wtf I love compulsory seizure of funds now
do enjoy how it has to stop the nigger babble whenever anything resembling law and order comes up like "Director of Technical Services" lol
>>78862217
>boomer parents call me a loser for living with them past 25
is there anything worse, why are they so blind
>>78860963
I've always wondered if the "fuck off we're full" with an outline of Australia bumper stickers you get on utes are semi-ironic.
Obviously Australia doesn't actually have much arable land compared to it's full size and it could never support anything like the population of the US despite a similar size, but it's still one of the least densely populated countries in the world.
>>78862241
got 8 days holiday left and no idea when to use them
>>78862159
The eternal boomer will outlast any other generation
>>78862150
I said every respect. You name a respect, and I'll tell you why exeter is better. Less crime, better night life, instant access to the motorway, no run down areas, no chav types, less pakis, better restaurants including michelin starred, a cathedral, better university.
The ONLY respect in which plymouth is better is traffic. Exeter traffic is a fucking nightmare in rush hour. Try to remember you're speaking to someone who has lived in both cities for a number of years
>>78862245
th-th-thank you
going to cease posting in this thread
do not address me for i will not respond
>>78862216
i don't really get it either
i think it's because the guys with the guns (bob hawke and paul keating) did a lot of free market reforms while the silly billies in their shorts are the liberal party (normally the free market party) so they're stealing their shirt with "free market" on it.
enact a scorched-earth policy on /brit/s bollocks lads
>>78862286
i see
dire gimmick
neck yourselves cunts
>>78862246
>>78862157
>Mr Cosmos Ohene-Adjei wey be di acting Director of Technical Services for Ghana AIDS Commission say him dey wonder why people no too dey use protection upon all di condom wey dey enter di country every year.
How is this not taking the piss out of the way black people talk? I feel like sooner or later someone will yell "The Emperor has no clothes!" and everyone will gasp at how racist this shit actually is.
>>78862268
not him, just someone drive-by mocking you for being a pleb
>>78862288
this policy MUST include jfs
>>78862260
Well all the good places are full
By all means go live in the rural shithole areas
>>78862288
cor yes please
righto in the shipping container now, all together - there we are
*lowers container into water*
jolly good
>>78862254
told him no
I'm a piece of shit employee tbqh
might go shit up /cum/ for a bit
>there's no room to build any more hou-
oh wait there's loads of room
kind of want to live in the top bit of australia but i gather it's one of the most grim for faggots who're afraid of bitey stingy killy things.
just want new zealand wildlife with australian confidence.
>>78862312
>pleb
how so? if I were in plymouth you might have the right to call me a pleb, since it's full of them, in the literal definition of the word
w-why're ye puttin us in the drink m'lord?
>>78862350
ur mum was shitting up cum last night
>>78862356
i'd rather have our green and pleasant land thanks
>>78862333
can't imagine you having a job for much longer
>>78862356
grim
>>78862356
bulldoze those grim runtboxes and let's get up some towers
>>78862356
yeah who needs nature right
>>78862260
They might be referring to their infrastructure. Like that ridiculous pic of Britain with a dot showing the proportion of developed land, in order to make the case for mass immigration.
>look there's all this space, we can totally let in 100,000 more people
As if we have thousands of doctors and teachers just sat about twiddling their thumbs.
>>78862373
would go and shit up /cum/ but my shitposting would improve the place and i don't want that
>>78862392
>you arrive on an elephant's thigh
Business Idea: Build a 3rd runway at Heathrow underground with a ramp at the end of it for planes to take off from
>>78862392
this looks cool
>>78862392
"""nature"""
>astroturf enclosed in imported trees planted by poles
reckon turtlemong unconsciously wears turtle necks to convey is phimosis to the world
>>78862404
thought you were joking so i took a peek and its dire
>>78862413
but muh house
>>78862378
>>78862392
there's plenty of parks and stuff in failsworth already
you can easily build a few more whilst you build more houses
>>78862429
turtle actually said he doesnt like the name turtle
business idea: dephimosifier
>>78862456
parks are not part of MY green and pleasant land thank you
>>78862383
yeah thought that might be the case but someone else is leaving and I do some fairly important back up work
boss likes me too
just have a transparently unprofessional attitude
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-30026298/bbc-rewind-race-to-the-bottom
haha
business idea: get ride of australia
>based countryman considering city life
"uh, no thank you. I appreciate their contributions to the country but would personally not choose to live there."
>townie runt considering the countryside
"WTF IS THIS GREEN SHIT, we could house like a million poor pakis here, selfish little Englanders"
>>78862452
that's the beauty of it, it can be built on land already owned by the airport
The people complaining about the noise only have a right to do so if they've been living there since before the 50's
hair's falling out
>>78862486
can i get ride too
>>78862471
yes they are
>>78862480
where do you work hun? x
>>78862506
jokes on you i live in the shetlands and consistently argue for greenbelt abolition.
>>78862508
but muh house
>>78862520
nah
>>78862521
turtleneck inc.
>>78862322
I thought the Aus government still made some attempts to "people" the Outback?
I considered emigrating to Australia after graduating and I'd earn double in the Outback because of incentives.
>>78862395
True, maybe they could just use immigrants like we used the Irish as navvies and dig a massive fucking channel from Darwin to Adelaide to irrigate the outback
>>78862525
*bulldozes your house*
>>78862517
its only for aussies
>>78862521
doxable info industries
>>78862549
*goes on BBC news and cries about how terrible this is*
THIS IS THE SWEETEST VICTORY OF ALL
THIS IS A VICTORY FOR THE TRUE BELIEVERS
got a great anime to post next thread
>>78862544
i remember in thunderbirds they built those big nuclear water plants to try and make the outback nice and they ended up exploding
>>78862605
bit rude
>>78861827
>this fucking video