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Dear Zachary edition
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Thoughts on Mosley
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>medskins
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neanderthals were all killed off because homo sapiens far outnumbered them
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need a 2b gf
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>Britain's currency tumbled to 1.075 against the euro on Tuesday morning, as experts said markets appear to think Brexit will turn out to be a "shambles".

ah yes brexit will be a success, good job pol
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>the 21 stone whale is reading this post whilst eating right now
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>>78859286
excuses excuses
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>>78859265
>moral authority on a subject you clearly know absolutely fuck all about.
I wasn't doing this you fucktard
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British people are scum.
The city is pronounced Melban.
Deal with it Brit scum.
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Had some lovely minted potatoes for my lunch
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>>78859339
worst haiku I've ever read
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>>78859322
invest in the pound now while you can mate
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this lass has an advert for some estate agent
there is two reasons I pay attention to it
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Australian English is just 65% British English and 35% American English
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Woke up to no gf again for the 7264th time
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so now that you know that neanderthals were smarter than homo sapiens, what are your thoughts?
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you cast a single lingering look back over your shoulder as you walk to the bus stop to leave oxford
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>>78859345
Did you have eel pie with it too, you dirty shit eating pom?
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>>78859305
>whatever that may mean
it clearly means brown eyes
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some fucking fedora and leather duster wearing gaycunt pushed in front of me today getting on the bus lads

sperg cunt
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>>78859380
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>>78859352
You said that 15 cent ago
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>>78859376
>leave oxford
>enter bucks
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>>78859326
you were impluing the situation has been blown out of proportion. When it clearly hasn't. The outrage is not enought, it should be plastered all over every front page and news channel, people should be in the streets condemning Muslim councils and Labour in general.

Things will only get worse.
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Lads please gib me something like this, I pretty much don't listen to Anglo (this is Aussie, right?) music, but this is incredible, better than any music I've listened to in quite a while.
https://youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s
https://youtu.be/SECVGN4Bsgg
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>>78859307
if neaderthals were so smart how did they get outnumbered
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>>78859354
corr
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>>78859413
hmm
I think you were mistaking me for another anon
regardless, you're a fuckwit
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really gets you thinking
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what's his fucking problem?
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>There is in every untainted man, a flickering flame of hope, rooted deep with his ancestral and ancient ways, altered by his environment but still unyielding yet, and it take only a turn of clear objective, an aligning of ideas, a great step forward, to turn these small and sparse flames, dimly lighting the crevices of a dark forest, into a bonfire, of brilliance and manpower, of good and just, of supreme and all empowering purpose: that purpose being the success of the laws of nature
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>>78859424
same way europeans are being swamped by shitskins today
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>>78859354
those are fake nipples
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>>78859425
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>>78859307
>>78859424
some neanderthals interbred with humans
other died off
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>>78859354
What's even the point of that undershirt thingy or whatever
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waheyyy
look at him go
https://krikienoid.github.io/flagwaver/#?src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FLjnUaGX.png%3F1&topedge=left
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>>78859437
>You're a fuckwit

Why? I'm clearly more knowledgable than you. Is it because I'm angry that a white girl has been abused by Muslims and a Muslim council again?
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>>78859410
Alright Tim
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>>78859449
are you implying there's a difference of intelligence between races?
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>>78859380
*Checks your knob*
Sorry mate all Aussies have be castrated to enter, standard procedure we can't have you all come back and try raping dogs like when you left. Get em boys.
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>>78859473
she doesn't want to show off cleavage you sexist pig
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>>78859398
>Being mad that a fedora wearer made you his bitch.
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I'm as lefty as it gets but fuck Sunni muslims, Shias are bro-tier
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>>78859479
>Why? I'm clearly more knowledgable than you.
you can't even spell you dumb cunt
lmao
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>>78859500
yes
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any Ultima man in?
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political idea: develop a fascist base for the single purpose of making the conservatives seem more viable
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>>78859398
>he got cucked by a fedora
holy shit you are literally a subhuman
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what do I ask for at the ol' barbers today then, laddybirds
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eating bacon
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>>78859519
you mean kuffar?
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>>78859543
>>78859518
>bus arrives
>waiting for people to get off bus to get on as someone without autism would do
>spergman pushes through, gets in the way of everyone and sits down
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>>78859503
GIB
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>>78859546
the mk ultra look
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>>78859546
French crop two on the sides
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>>78859583
>French crop
what, onions?
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>>78859574
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>why yes i DO let fedoras cuck me and make me their cumslut
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>>78859322
soon their economy will tank and Britain will be the home of the fourth reich
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australians are retarded . cringe harder thick cunts
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>>78859602
Is this the typical Aussie meth-fueled shitposting?
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>>78859524
i have reported you to the norwegian authorities
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>>78859617
t. krokodil addict
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>>78859523
try to answer the previous question, abdul. typos are irrelevant to the subject. cheers
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business idea: light in britain a flame the ages will not extinguish
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>>78859631
Nah I'm more of the weed lmao kinda guy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbto2Ty7aLg
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/41079678

not an olympian but at leats i'm not dead LOL
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>>78859572
and you didn't collar him? I would have told him to go to the back of the queue, and if he refused, I would have kicked off.

Literally did this to some cunt who tried to push in front of me at the post office last week.
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>>78859684
>sit on my arse playing vidya
>don't die
>runt at the peak of physical fitness
>dies

lol I win
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>>78859694
he did it so quickly, it actually caught me by surprise. a few other people kind of looked at each other like "wtf is this cunt doing"
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made 1k in one day on crypto lads
not too shabby for a 3k investment
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might adopt a muslim child and make it have bacon for breakfast every morning. in between bible studies, of course.
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>>78859625
thats alright im on a vpn
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-41081886


might be old but at least im not dead LOL
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>>78859534
Loved Ultima IV.

Pic related (what do?)
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blew a chance with a naturally larged rumped female
will never get over it
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>>78859729
what'd you put it on? got a bit on eth and dgb from ages ago that i was hoping would get back up to profit but I might just bite the bullet and claim a loss to make it back in something else.
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just spend a grand on making my computer show large numbers
wolf of wall street, me
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>>78859759
How'd you blow it bruce
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>might adopt a muslim child and make it have bacon for breakfast every morning. in between bible studies, of course.
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>>78859694
Not very English. I thought we were supposed to quietly tut and shake our heads but not cause a scene.
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>>78859728
he made you his bitch and you just let it fly. if I were you I would be incredibly angry at myself for the rest of the day. knowing i let him get away with it and he'll probably do it again tomorrow. hate entitled cunts. HATE them
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>>78859758
B)
you're basically Jesus with a broadsword, fuck the State
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>>78859758
There is only one true God
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weaving your destiny as we speak
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>>78859764
ark
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>>78859793
and mohammed (pbuh) his messenger.
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>>78859759
translation
>almost fucked a fat chick
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>>78859737
>bible studies
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>>78859779
Lol no mate. We are polite and well mannered, especially with queueing etiquette. But if some cunt breaks the etiquette, best be ready to sort it out the old fashion way
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YItUjrGdkh8
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>>78859842
>>78859694
'sheed
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>>78859824
inaccurate
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>>78859813
*lays low the False Prophets*
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>>78859813
The prohet "Rape your kids, fuck your pigs" Muhammad?
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>>78859783
i feel bad doing that sort of stuff because i think the people must surely have autism; especially if theyre wearing a fedora and shit.

id hate to chew out some cunt and find out he's totally autistic
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>>78859892
lmao chubby chaser
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why are managers universally cunts?
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When do you use "ain't"?
>That ghost ride ain't scary
>That ghost ride isn't scary
what's the difference?
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>>78859876
nah mate. a sheed would have chimped out and come back later with some friends, some knives, and a white van.
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might adopt a british child and make it have suck me off every morning. in between cooking curry, of course.
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>>78859671
*Lights my cock on fire*
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>>78859923
there isn't one, ain't is just lower class slang
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How much does your breakfast cost you?

60 cents here (7 weetbix, 250ml milk)
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>>78859923
1 fewer syllable
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gonna get ottermode lads

currently 6'3 and around 65kg so hoping it shouldn't take too long
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>>78859912
I have a brother with severe autism. They need to learn too, man. You could have been the nice guy that told him to wait and that it was impolite. Tomorrow he might get the steroid meat head who'll just knock his head off
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>>78859923
whenever you want really
it's all about using whatever sounds right
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>>78859941
why do you say bourne like bin
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>>78859959
>6'3
>63 kg

m8 I'm 6'4 100 kg and I'm skinny as fuck
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>>78859959
>65kg
Lol I was Auschwitz at 65kg 6ft how are you alive? I'm guessing you're underage
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>>78859923
Ain't is improper pleb speech. Never use it if you have self respect
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>>78859928
reported for noncing
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will smack the cunt hair off any spastic that pushes past me on public transport
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gonna get chubbyfat lads

currently 5'9 and 83kg so hoping it shouldn't take too long
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>>78859985
Here's the secret: bin is just 'bourne' said really quickly
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>>78859959
A framelet and wristlet made this post
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>>78859923
you just use it when you can't be fucked for the extra syllable
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>>78859923
It should only be used ironically. For instance.

aint dun nuffin m8
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>>78859985
dunno
why do we say (bris)bane the same way?
dunno
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>>78860024
I'm 6ft 83kg sounds like you're already there desu
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>>78860011
>announcing a report

not good
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>>78859959
I'm a /fit/ manlet at 75kg. How the fuck are not in intensive care?
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>>78860012
What if I stand in your way?
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>>78859953
10 cents here as I only drink coffee
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>>78859991
im 20 haha

>>78860031
my willy is nearly as thick as my wrist
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>>78859941
>>78859958
>>78859979
>>78859994
Thank you.
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>>78860047
we say it like CIA says it
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>>78860056
just drawing attention to posters engaging in illegal activity, mate. In the hopes others will do the right thing too.
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>phoned up estate agents yesterday to arrange viewings for a number of flats, they said they'd call me back later that day after they'd organised everything
>they didn't phone back so I have to call them now

seriously, what's going through these peoples' minds? do they just choose not to? did they forget? either way it's bad as I'm a customer and could bring them lots of money and they don't treat me with common courtesy

can not fathom it
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I just realized it's ghost train and not ghost ride. I'm sorry
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>>78860121
I forgive you Hans.
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>>78860064
guissepe how a' you gonna getta the bella witha no food inna youra belly ey!? Stupido!
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>>78860107
i didn't say i did it
it was just an impression of a rasheed
please take back the report.
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>>78860112
estate agents dont care about the mandem
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>>78860047
I say

mel- bun
bris- bun
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>>78860112
>voluntarily living in a flat
they rightfully see you as far beneath them and therefore have no obligation to show you any courtesy
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>>78860112
you might not be aware that rented housing is very high in demand, and that we are in the midst of a housing crisis. They probably have 50+ people that also want to view the same properties as you
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think im going to have to write some words of the old dissertation soon. really dont fancy it today
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noncing is only against the rules if you post pics, right?

asking for a friend
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>>78860168
fug dese are de wrong troubers :DD
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>housing crisis

no such thing
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>>78860138
don't believe in the jewish trap called food
simple as
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>>78860168
really enjoy this image, mind if I save it?
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>>78860146
good stuff
wikipedia says its É™ not u though
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>green belts

psh, level the lot of it
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>>78860190
Do you use a bialetti?
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>>78860212
paki
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>>78860193
save it, its all yours my friend!
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>>78860140
*takes back the report*

phew, sorry mate, here I was thinking you were actually a rasheed, hence the report. It was a very convincing rasheed post.
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>>78859301
He was alright desu
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wonder if i've found the autismcore look: smart shirts worn shabilly. (untucked, buttoning error, etc.)
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We're out of cheese Gromit!

Cheese!
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there are SO MANY asians in oxford

reckon there are more asians per square feet in Oxford than in the Walled City of Kowloon

cant wait to get bred by all these asian hunks walking around in lowcut tanktops and shorts >:3
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>>78860212
*blocks your path*
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>>78860235
Good lad.
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>>78860220
I'm a coffee autist, I have a bialetti and 3 modern coffee machines + the yank press
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>just got this property on the outskirts of london ,only 3/4 of my monthly wage and only gotta share it with 4 others, absolute STEAL
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not a nonce, just really bad at judging age

simples
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>>78860212
t. Abdul Muhammad Rasheed Gujeet Islamabad, Acid attacker and noncing extrodinaire, Tower Hamlets, London.
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business idea: everyone goes to high wycombe and we pay tim a visit
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>you arrive in Oxford
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>>78860253
Well that's probably not hard seeing as it doesn't exist a nymore
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>>78860230
jesus fucking christ
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>>78860253
they rarely interact outside their race
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>>78859301
Labour should've agreed to his memorandum and made him leader.

t. Unironically on leftypol right now
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>>78860232
if i get banned i'm coming for you
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got called a cuckold who doesnt like white people to be proud of their race by a yank on /int/ lads
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>>78860267
What the fuck why do you need 3 coffee machines, do they all actually offer unique experiences that the others cant' do better?
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wonder how mitch hedberg would have done on a british panel show
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>>78860230
who is that?
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>>78860289
laughed

>>78860296
they do if you talk to them, i think they're a bit nervous lol, most asians think brits are more racist than yanks
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>>78860300
I come for you every night darling
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>1.6m houses for new families on the green belt? Nah, why don't they just make more money? besides daddies stable is on the green belt
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>>78860299
why do you love pakis raping kids so much?
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>>78860333
George Osbourne
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>>78860349
>oi so we've got this country right
>let's just have ONE GIANT CITY yeah, sound good? Just literally suffocate the rest of the country.
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>>78860320
>one with capsules
>a bar-tier machine with steam and all
>a low-tier emergency machine
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>>78860349
t. Muhammad the child rapist
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utterly fucked it on my driving lesson lads, utterly FUCKED it, don't think I'm ever gonna be able to do this
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>if a concrete jungle is good enough for the likes of me, then why should there be anything else? never seen a tree before, don't need 'em, chuck up some commie blocks instead so my rent can go down by 50p a month
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>>78860385
Never liked one of those capsule machines but it's pretty fast I suppose
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>>78860324
stayed silent for most of it
laughed for the camera when anyone else mentioned america
read out 3-4 pre-rehearsed one-liners to a big laugh but also the end of whatever conversation
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>>78860367
whats he doing with all those gang niggers in africa or the USA?
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>>78860299
the only way that people will read those text blocks is if they already know what it says and already agree with it.
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What's the best amusement park in the UK?
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>>78860403
yeah it's very useful when I wake up early for work

coffee is a hell of a drug desu
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>>78860392
passed mine first time with no minors after £200 odd in lessons. it was fucking easy, don't know how so many people have trouble with it
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me and the lads
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>>78860404
what
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surprising amount of tarquins in /brit/ tbqh
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>tfw attracted to all ages but would never do anything to vulnerable groups

how is that wrong?
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30 words of text? Nah mate you're not tricking me into reading something that long. No way sir definitely not, I shall not read a single word of that block.
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>>78860385
coffees are always best out of a manual espresso machine, why did you bother with the other shit?

I have the sage barista express myself
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>>78860430
woodlands
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>>78860430
theres a good one in Southend
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>>78860463
Getting a cup out of a stovetop is more effort than just popping in a capsule
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teaspoon of coffee, teaspoon of sugar, hot water

simple as
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>>78860463
faggy starbucks-like coffees are great in winter, you can also do proper cappuccinos with one of them. Coffee is the ultimate confort drink
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>>78860435
instructor had to emergency stop me TWICE, it's like my 15th lesson, honestly can't even IMAGINE being able to operate one of these machines without being a hazard to everyone around me
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>>78860488
alri mary poppins
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>>78860455
very clever
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>>78860413
think thats a tescos if im honest
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yea fuck the rich man! I wish Britain looked like this
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>>78860430
wicksteed park mate

fingered lauren southern behind the food court there back in 2009
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>>78860452
literal actual nonce
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>>78860438
>lotters will be shoot on sight
what did they mean by this?
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>>78860455
its more that all those quotes are part of larger texts and are extremely dry by themselves. nothing there is convincing, inspiring or enjoyable to read by itself.
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>be lotter
>get shoot
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>>78860521
>wow, people being actually able to AFFORD to live? how can ANYONE be for that? Buildings must look NICE! not be cheap so people can actually LIVE in them!
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>>78860543
>only 28 words

Very disappointed in you anon
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The BLACK man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The BLACK man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(ʷʰ*ᵀᵉ dogs)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates.

In total, the BLACK man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the BLACK man is the epitome of masculinity.
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>>78860521
there's plenty of rich cunts in saudi arabia lad
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>>78860430
thorpe park
spat down lauren southern's throat on vortex
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Doin a cheeky post on the ol' chon haha
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>>78860452
children are not developed to bear children, they should not be looked at as sexual objects. their sexual organs are not fully developed. So you should not be sexually attracted to them, you have something wrong in your brain that sees them with sexual potential. Further to this, no adult could reasonably have a romantic relationship with a child, you have nothing to relate to them with, no common ground, maturity levels are so far apart, seeking any kind of companionship from them would be utterly illogical. This means you only really have a physical attraction to them, which is perverted and degenerate as fuck to be honest, borderline sick, and narccisistic.

Seek help. Legitimately.
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>>78860359
leftypol is anti-immigration except for anarchists (who're faggots anyway) and maoist third worldists (who're faggots anyway)

>>78860416
The only purpose of those text blocks is for people who know what they say to laugh at the regression.
>>
word
sword
think about it
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>>78860557
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T LIVE IN CENTRAL LONDON? I'VE GOT A FAMILY!
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>>78860561
naw
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>>78860452
bit noncey there lad
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>>78860595
bruce literally fuck off, housing is unaffordable EVERYWHERE in this country
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>>78860609
how have I got a house then
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>>78860430
alton towers pal

fingered Shoe0nHead's arsehole on oblivion
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>>78860603
i'd kill her anal continence with my penis if you know what i mean
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>>78860557
>being poor
>2017

shiggydiggy
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>>78860627
Not sure I quite understand
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>how have I got a house then
>>
worried that the gf will shit the bed again
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whats that song that was posted here a while ago where a kid with a shaved head is walking down the street smoking looking tough and then he enters a bar and a bar fight starts

the poster made a funny post about it
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>>78860666
nonc'
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>>78860666
FONT
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>>78860591
>leftypypol is anti immigration
>apart from all the people that are pro immigration
>those guys are faggots though
>but not me

if you vote for labour, you're pro immigration, pro islam, pro child rape.
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>>78860672
we dont care by audio bullys
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>>78860609
ten-second google, suck my cock
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Can't stop watching videos on forgotten weapons
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>FOUR walls? AND a roof?
>ee by gum, ye southern poof, wish 'ey'd jus' pave ov'r green belt an' build me council 'ouse like ol' man used t'ave
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>>78860430
Haven't been to one of those in decades. Should organise a mission with the lads, have some semi-ironic fun at Flamingo Land or Alton Towers. I'm only half joking about that btw.

Don't go Alton Towers at the height of summer, if it's still like it was when I was at school you'll be waiting two hours to ride the latest meme attraction. Stood in line for at least 90 mins for the Nemesis or whatever was new there then.

Best time I had in England was probably Skegness Butlins actually, because we stayed for a week in a chalet. Met Jim Bowen. But again, this was over 20 years ago.

I'd look into Blackpool Pleasure Beach before you decide, if you're thinking of going to one. Bit more grown up. I've heard it's gone to shit since I went there though.
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>>78860609
it really isn't. if you have a full time job you will be able to afford a house in or near at least half of the towns in the UK.
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>>78860619
>>78860619
post

>parents salary
>education
>salary
>house location
>house size

Can guarantee you're either

>not working class(i.e the majority of the cunt)
>single
>not living in a literal runt shed that still takes up more than the 30% of your income that housing should
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>muh greenbelts

literally not an argument
fuck off you dumb nimby twats
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>>78860708
>newbuild in Liverpool

the ulimate deano
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>>78860703
>he thinks voting does anything
https://thecharnelhouse.org/2016/07/05/against-political-determinism/
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>>78860703
if you vote at all you are pro those things
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>>78860708
>the north
>liveable
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>>78860741
leftypol
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>>78860707
no, the kid is older
there's also a paki with a car in it near some flats
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>>78860754
captain obvious
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>>78860731
>fuck if I know
>BTEC national diploma
>£26k p/a
>cambridgeshire
>2 up 2 down, drive and garden
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>>78860465
good post
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>>78860708
post the link, there's a fundamental flaw for it to be so cheap, either it's not big enough for a family, or it needs renovations
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>>78860557
>only way to have affordable housing is massive LA tier urban sprawl so every runt can have their barrat home and 50y mortgage
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>>78860752
>greater manchester and merseyside
>northern
umm no sweetie they're the radical midlands
>>
*posts a spectrum of personal information so an anonymous person can pass judgement*
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>>78860781
>newbuild townhouse
The flaw is that it'll be absolutely tiny and have paperthin walls
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>>78860752
Here you go then laddy boy, a nice Southern spot


>>78860781
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-61238683.html#location
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>>greater manchester and merseyside
>>northern
>umm no sweetie they're the radical midlands
>>
I'm working class, but my parents are upper middle class
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>>78860772
>single £26k earner buying a house unaided in cambridgeshire

you must honestly live in the biggest runtbox I've ever seen
>>
does anyone have the link for that house that had 'nonce' painted on all the windows
>>
>>78860752
fine. also a 20 second google search
>>
Imagine being in Yankland right now and drowning
>>
I hate the brainlet wojak
encourages shitposting instead of coming up with a reply that might actually be funny
>>
>daddy it's the weekend, can we go play in a forest and see some wild animals
>not the museum AGAIN! eat your gravel. your mam spoils you, with all that fresh air and that horizon
>>
>>78860818
you're the only one claiming I'm single
>>
>>78860820
grim

but liveably so.
>>
sex tourists and english teachers in SEA should no longer be considered brits nor honorary brits, they're simply traitors and nonces

thoughts?
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>>78860782
>people being able to afford to live and raise families? NO WAY, my country needs to look nice!

Architecture is NOT an excuse for the housing crisis
>>
just totally and utterly fucked my passport up
>>
How about we don't have mass immigration, so as automation comes in and replaces much of the workforce, our below replacement rate birth rate causes the population to drop and house prices will go down, allowing us to make sure everyone regardless of class can afford a nice house to live in.

>downside: banks and corporations don't get rich from the cheap labour and increased GDP of mass immigration, gap between rich and poor decreases instead
>>
>it's a "the gf's parents offer to buy you a nice house under the condition that you give them grandchildren" episode
>>
>>78860741
>>78860751
tin foil nonsense. labour councils rape kids, others do not. simple really.
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>>78860836
all forms of comedy will eventually sink to the lowest common denominator, even internet posts.
>>
>>78860836
KOnor
McGRIGOR-MORTIS
McGreGONER
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>>78860862
racist
>>
>>78860846
if you can't figure out how to get a decent house, you're not the kind of people we want living here
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>I hate the brainlet wojak
>encourages shitposting instead of coming up with a reply that might actually be funny
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>>78860844
Sounds like something a traitor and nonce would say to distract us
>>
>just look at this house, it's only £120,000! perfect for a single male!
>not pictured : NECESSARY renovations costing £100,000
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>>78860892
got em
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>>78860862
ah yes, surely we can wait 70 years to resolve this housing crisis.

i mean, it only took like 5 after WW2, but let's just wait this one out.
>>
have a brilliant gimmick but never get a chance to post it
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>>78860892
>making up bollocks just so you have an argument
also, try not being single
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>>78860882
fuck OFF you nimby twat, you're literally the boomers of our generation
>>
>>78860844
let a man get his nut in a faraway land
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>>78860869
but the tories also let lots of immigrants in
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>>78860910
good idea, lets start another world war to drive the population down faster
>>
quite enjoy the brainlet wojak
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>>78860809
PLYMOUTH MENTIONED

honicknowle is a fucking shit hole

the rest of plymouth is actually an alright place
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Maisie and Sophie thread here
>>78860354
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>>78860916
whats the gimmick lad?
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>>78860918
>people should have to be in a relationship to have a place to live

ah yes, an amazing argument
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>>78860882
will take personal relish in drawing up legislation to allow national government to override local authority planning permission and build council housing in rich neighbourhoods.
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>>78860910
>i mean, it only took like 5 after WW2
and they did everything in my post

hmmmm
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>>78860846
yes it is
an ugly environment creates ugly people
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>>78860963
>>78860963
>>78860963
>>78860963
>>78860963
>>
>>78860945
americans are mental
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>>78860933
that's why i didn't vote for the tories, I voted for britain first. a throwaway vote, I know, but at least i'm safe in the knowledge my vote didn't contribute to child rape.
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>>78860977
WE
>>78860977
ARE
>>78860977
ALL
>>78860977
IN
>>78860977
HERE
>>78860977
>>
>i can't figure out how to get out of the city for a day out and enjoy the green space so frankly i don't see why it should exist, not when i could literally be saving pennies on my rent bill
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>>78860954
I mean houses are literally for families, yeah
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>>78860962
actually we had a labour shortage at the time and started importing wogs
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>>78860993
nah
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>>78860993
nah youre alright
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>>78860869
labour council rape kids because labour council areas are populated by people who vote labour (third worlders and other dregs)

our political system facilitates these people being there regardless of which party presides over the area where these things happen

two sides of the same international jewish coin
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>>78861002
i'll be one of those women's husbands
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>>78860937
no it isn't stop lying. it's a shit hole filled with scum that they are putting a new lick of paint on. nothing more lol. plymouth will always be scumtown, it has been since it's conception as a naval town. it has always and will always be filled with rough chav types, army lads, and the teenage women who fuck them.

although more recently i have been noticing loads of pakis there, especially kids in the schools.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-tHMFPIWj0

the best part about tower blocks is that they eventually get demolished
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>>78860718
Thanks for the advice.
Did you know that a few people from /int/ (including me) went to Europa Park, Germany, two years ago?
We had a daily thread for two weeks inviting everyone to come. We were 12 people
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Morrissey.... lol
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>>78859441
>red milk
Frightening to think these are the type of people that are allowed to lead political parties in the modern era
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