1. Your country 2. Which dialect of your language do you hate

1. U s of A
2. Bwastahn Dialect

>>78858869
I don't really dislike any of the dialects 2bqh. They're all more interesting than my neutral ass northeast american stinkin' ass speaking ass.

>>78858869
USA
Southie, Staten Island or one of the shitty Deep South Accents.

>>78858869
actually does afro american count? because it really is an entirely different way of speaking english and it sounds like shit.

we have no dialects

I hate southern accents though, black people somehow made that accent even worse, since it's how all of them talk for some goddam reason

>>78858869
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Any dialect that is not mine, especially that of my neighboring town

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Anything outside of Leinster

I don't know
no one speak any other dialect

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>Geordie, Scouse, Brummie, West Country, Glaswegian, Cockney

Austria
Viennese 'dialect'

It's not a dialect anymore though, it's devolved into an annoying accent

>>78860878
>we have no dialects
I think Tangiers Island probably counts.

>French
>Every accent other than standard Parisian sounds retarded

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Roman, Tuscan, any central Italian drivel

literal subhumans the lot of them

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>flag
>capital area finglish

>>78866144
The parisian accent died. What you hear everyday is the french accent.

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>>78866276

Ehhh Mec t’aurais pas une clope?? Une clope SVP UNE CLOPE SVP

Fuck Parisians get your own fucking cigs I don't even smoke anymore and it still haunts me

>>78858869
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Randstadese

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Holy Roman Empire

Upper-austrian accents, including Salzburg. Imagine Farmers who speak like academiacs, that's exactly right they are a bunch of pretenious faggots and borderline unbearable.

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>>78858869
>Finland
>Savonian

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Ukrainian

France
Alsacian

>>78866964

All non-standard Finnish(Uusi fucking maa) dialects are equally shit.

>>78869420
Is there any French Alsacian dialect? Or do you mean the German alsacian one?

>>78866763
Ik haat die accenten uit het oosten. Kanker aan mijn oren

>>78869572
>t. homo

>>78858869
Germany
Dutch

Portugal
Brazilian "Portuguese"

>>78858869
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"""""""""""""""""standard""""""""""""""""" swedish
immigrant """"""""""""""""""""swedish"""""""""""""""""""

>>78871081
GO TOOO HELL OPRESSORRR

>>78858869
1. do i really need to answer?
2. northeastern region... they litteraly pronounce the vowels wrong.

>>78871081
Dutch
German (east)

Japan
Kansai (by far the worst), Northern Kanto, Aomori

>>78871220
fuck u svenne

Slovenia
Koroško narečje

>Canada
>Quebecois English
They all hate English in Quebec, so they always sound really spiteful and condescending when they speak it. Imagine a French meth-head who hasn't had his fix in a couple days.

Dialects without guttural R

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tfw no dialects in Poland
why live?

>>78871393
You'd be pretty condescending if you had to share your country with quasi-Americans, too.

USA
Not-english dialect

1. Denmark
2. Bornholmsk

Should just sink the island into the sea desu

>flag
>Rio

Srsly, it makes want to vomit.

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>>78871480
You can always say the same thing as russians

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Ukranian

>>78858869
> Flanders
> Antwerp (ear-rape)

>>78871501
Only southern Ontario could be considered quasi-American imo. I guess they are neighbors with Quebec tho. Quebec doesn't even consider itself Canadian at this point. They're the Texas of Canada.

>>78871558
Purchasing a wife?

>>78871480
You're lucky, it's better to have one standardized language that everyone speaks rather than dozens of different regional dialects that you can't understand.

>>78871081
Dutch is older than German vuile moffenkop

>>78871614
>Thailand
>wife

>>78858869
1. USA
2. West Coast/Midwest and Lower class Philadelphia/S. NJ accents

>>78871619
Two danes in the same city will have trouble understanding eachother. Your country's FUCKED.

Swabian (South west) or Saxon gibberish (east Germany)

>>78863457
If all German counts.

>>78863426
Fuck off Yorkshire cunt

>>78858869
Copenhagian

>>78871619
cuck

>>78871247
Only when they change E and I though

also in one of the cities of the Belo Horizonte metropolitan area they don't use articles, it sure pisses me off.

They don't say:
Fui na casa da Ana com a Julia transar
They say:
Fui em casa de Ana com Julia transar

1.Flag

2. Styrian dialect

>>78871639
I can barely understand people from a town 5 kilometers away from where I live, such is life in western jutland.

>>78871614
Yea getting a tanned wife (male)

>>78871629
Bagging one out of the millions of Chinese tourists instead

Boston, jersey, Brooklyn, Irish

>>78871756
Why?

I got family from Northern Jutland, my mom and dad was raised in Middle of Jutland, after which they moved to Southern Jutland, where I was raised. I can understand every dialect of Danish, even Western Jutlandic, save for some krollebolle Bornholmsk, but that's because it's basically Swedish

>>78871708
>don't use articles
Oh yeah, that's disgusting as fuck
the way they pronounce É instead of E and Ó instead of O is especially aggravating to me since somehow every online cram course teacher for my area seems to be from Bahia and up, and they will always say something like "É (huge pause) xoneração" which makes me write it wrongly in my notebook and I'm that much of an autist to be bothered by it.

Stadin slangi
I want to kill myself and everyone around me whenever I hear/read it.

>>78872027

Nobody speaks it you idiot. It's not 1954 anymore.

>>78871892
I usually never have trouble understand dialects, even bornholmsk wasn't really troublesome, but some parts of western jutland tend to really mangle the language on an entirely different level. It's not just the phonology, the grammatical systems are almost completely different, which is why it's sometimes hard to understand.

>>78871637
1. also for Pennsylvania German
2. Lancaster and Ohio dialects

there's no other PA German posters on /int/ but there's a handful on /pol/ and we can barely communicate with each because we all are from different regions or have different backgrounds. I've ran into at least three posters that spoke their Dutch completely fucking differently

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>>78872074
How is it even possible to make danish less comprehensible?

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1.France
2.English

>>78871892
Kobenhavnere

>>78872074
Guess I'm used to grammar being discarded to the trash, from being raised in Southern Jutland, so I'm immune to that.

>>78858869
1. Flag
2. Every southern and eastern dialect

>>78872074
you danes should just all learn norwegian

>>78872187
Kobenhavnere speaks the worst form of Danish, it's easy to understand, but it has no personal flair, except for the arrogant phonetis

>>78871899
Do you notest how there they say words like ban na na and pan ne la isntead of ba na na and pa ne la? I actually like this

>>78872142
Aren't you a bunch of special snowflakes

>>78872268
The unwarranted ã before N's? Don't quite care for it.
I do like the way southern girls really emphasize the ^ in words like "vocês".

>>78872368
it's just never been standardized and is spoken differently by region and religious background, add in varying levels of German knowledge in the speaker and English influence and it's impossible to follow. Don't know why this bothers you

>>78872378
I like how they use tri in south to emphasise like:

"Como foi seu dia?
Foi tri bom" ou
"Que guria tri gata"

1. Flag
2. Vienna. Fucking disgusting alongside with the people there.

>>78872485
Because you shouldn't be speaking german at all. You live in America, the only acceptable foregin language is french

>>78872509
Also cute. They're very cute in a very awkward way in general.

>>78872541
*Spanish

>>78872067
It kind of is but it's not very good sounding

I try to speak basic Finnish, some times add a few Helsinki words

T. stadilainen

>>78872576
That's what modern day slaves speak

>>78872541
I bet both my German and English ancestors have been here longer than yours have

>>78872655
You're family has been here since before 1617. You need to go back

i hate hearing spanish

>>78872725
is this supposed to be English? You legitimately did not get your point across

>>78858869
america
ghetto dialect spoken in slum areas, influenced by gang culture and rap culture

>>78872769
I think your English is shit if you need punctuation marks to understand what is being said

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Sweden
The people around Stockholm...
There is no more disgusting, gay sounding dialect in this country...
Can't even watch the news on tv because all the reporters and hosts are from Stockholm. Disgusting.

>>78858869
1. Flag
2. Basel, St. Gallen, Thurgau

>>78872832
stop it Patrick Alfredo Menendez, you're just embarrassing yourself

>>78872876
*sharp inhale of breath*

>>78858869
1. Spain
2. any northern wh*Te dialects

t. andalucian

>>78872937
"shuup"

flag<
USA "English"<

>>78872911
Go back to refugeeistan

>>78871501

>Muh quasi-Americans

And Quebec are retarded French, the fuck is the difference.

>>78873048
Quebec is the heart and soul of Canada.

>>78858869
none - we're chill
although, the "azer" armenian sounds fucking ridiculous

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>>78858869
>USA
>Californian hella-dood spicspeak, Southern drawl

Canada
Newfoundland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12lCfrsYIfc

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>>78871081

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Worst dialects are Helshitskinian faggot lisp speak and Tavastian dialects. The best are Central/Northern Ostrobothnian dialects.

Southern

>>78871480
What about Silesian and Kashubian?

Swede on vacation in Japan
Rinkebysvenska

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>>78871081
>>78871252
>Dutch national anthem

>Wilhelmus van Nassouwe
>ben ik, van Duitsen bloed,
>den vaderland getrouwe
>blijf ik tot in den dood.
>Een Prinse van Oranje
>ben ik, vrij, onverveerd,
>den Koning van Hispanje
>heb ik altijd geëerd.

>van Duitsen bloed,
Cucked

>>78873257
Two different languages

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>>78871778
can confirm tat

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>>78872876
You can thank St*ckholmians for the eternal Finnish meme that Swedish sounds extremely gay and feminine. Swedish spoken further up north is so much better.

retard moor Andalusians

Hate Australian and Canadian.
They're like a cucked English accent

1. Flag
2. Latgaliešu. It's like bad russian mixed with latvian

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>>78871081
>>78871227
>>78871627
>dutch
>language

>>78873682
>THE MASTER
What did they mean by this?

>>78873384
That's why we hate them.
I'm from Haparanda my self.

>>78873682
Dutch is to German what Danish is to Swedish/Norwegian

>>78873294
I hate that anthem.
>den Koning van Hispanje (the king of spain)
>heb ik altijd geëerd (have I always honored)
KEK anthem, I wish it were abolished.

>>78873769
superior in every way

>>78873808
*cuck
wtf

>>78858869
Serbia
Croatian

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>>78873813

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>>78873813
You can't honestly believe that.

>>78858869
sfaxien dialect
or djerbi jew dialect

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>>78872904

>>78873866
>Kek anthem in Kekistan
well now you've done it

danish

>>78873887
>>78873900
Just because you can't understand it doesn't mean it's bad. I don't understand swedish or norwegian very well, but I don't fault the languages for that.

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>>78874076
>mfw I exaggerate my dialect on purpose

>>78874195
well, you should

>>78871656
Fick di
>>78872239
Und di auch

>>78858869
1. Italy
2. Neapolitan

>>78874749
Fick di selbst, du Sprachvergewaltiger

>>78874855
Are Neapolitans the ones where it's okay to play with your daughter? Or is that Sicilian ones?

Not my language but I hate Caribbean accents, in this case, Colombian Caribbean coastal pronounciation.

It's literally spoken ear rape.

1. Portugal
2. Madeiran
it's just plain disgusting

Mexico
Spaniard accents
Chile accent is the best

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>>78858869
Probably the mess they speak in the capital but that's not really a dialect. My least favourite dialect would probably be the Littoral dialect.

1. Finland
2. Savo dialects are by far the worst

>>78858869
we don't really have dialects