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Tuturururuururu
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naps are for losers and children
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>>78855436
>naps are for losers and children
so you?
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>a literal teenager calling me a child
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hope to never encounter that teen
sounds like a fag
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I want to go to bed but it's only 9 o'clock
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he is
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>>78855554
>55554
son...
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>>78855445
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>thread is just bored teenagers shitposting at each other with anime
Terrible.
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>>78855630
Show me where they are and I will take care of them
I have more power than you think
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>>78855630
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>>78855652
Ok, good.
They are the ones with the lithuanian flag.
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In the future there will be age wars
>>78855674
Consider it taken care of.
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>>78855554
You're going to bed really early these days aren't you...
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Hello.
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>>78855943
Hello.
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>>78855912
I guess

Goodnight everyone
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Sup anime girls
Posting from the gym because I like being beautiful unlike you antisocial loosers
Shit is cash
Alright gonna do some bent over rows now see you later konichiwa or whatever
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>>78856167
Now I'm going to feel lonely...
Good night qt
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You guys do realise that you're allowed to post stuff, right?
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what do I have to do to get a cute /balt/ gf?
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sleep is for the weak
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>>78857673

to sleep well is to be healthy, wealthy, and wise
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>>78857712
Good post
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>sleeping makes you more tired than being awake
THANKS, BODY
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>>78857673
But you can have nice dreams when you're sleeping.
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>threads turn to shit if I leave
makes you think
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of course the comment above was made by me but you already knew that
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>threads turn to shit once I arrive
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Not even once said that you appreciate me
I deserve respect
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Just reminding you that Pizza Hut has a two for the price of one offer today, so if you're looking to buy a pizza, make sure to head down there.
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Looks like I'm about to get addicted to crack lads.
You'll see me on the streets now.
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>>78855405
A mass-produced slut in OP.
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>>78862348
nice knowing you lad
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Hi :DDD:DDdXDDD
Welgome do /bald/+/audisdigzn/!
if yuo are of egspegding any inderesding disgusion yuo are of gome do wrong general XDDDxddDDD:DDD

Here we are of anime wadching avatarposting dripdfaggots with no life and we are of lowest gommon denominator of our respegtive gountries.
We gall people with agdual inderesds normies to gombensade for lag of our own and de fagd dhad we are of just googiegudder anime smug fagial egspressionposters with no real brosbegds for the fudure XDDDDD :DDD

Anyone who does bringesd good inderesding dobigs of disgussion get shitbost with 5000 smug anime reagtion feces and if they gomplain, we say NORMIE BTFO.

In shord, we are /mammi/ but less gomogenous and managed to be of marginally less inderesding XDD:DDDDD :DDD
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>>78864136
Good post, I like the way you think.
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What I can say, Im Lithuanian, I didnt even read 1/10 of whats written hear, but I suspect its another leftist propoganda. DONT GO TO LITHUANIA IF YOU THINK ITS RACIST! 1st thing. Let me explane something to you, we have the oldest living language, probablly the oldest surviving culture, and its only around 3000000 of us, so DONT MIX WITH US. We will remain pure for the most part for sure, because we didnt lose our instincts, although through the war and occupation we have lost our minds, but in a different way then westerners, so we still have a chance to become a strong country, because we are homogenous, we have many geniouses and are compared to JAPANESE because of our minds. We are European Samurai which lost its pride through many many occupations, since the introduction to Christianity to Europe, where Lithuanian has thought it for 1000 years, we have lost our identity at the end. Now it is slowly recreating, and what it will recreate will be something simular to the 3rd reich. Ofcourse you know nothing about it, just mear three dimentional propoganda, because westerners have lots the other AntiMaterial side of life, which is very important if a really free human to posses. I can only give you a small sight what will happen, because of the on going systematic distruction of European races, you will awaken a giant in Eastern Europe now called 'A small Lithuania' dont forget that Lithuania was the biggest country in Europe before Christianity, if we manage to awaken all the rest of our brothers which are Belarus, Ukraine & Latvia, well probablly west Russia and part of Poland, but those countries can be alone without us, we wont interfear, we will become a strongest country in Europe and will awaken the rest of you Spiritless humans, who only understand everything through his eyes, not understanding that there is more involved, you will destroy yourself because you are far away from nature, which is fundimental if you want to live in harmony and peace
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flying to vilnius in thursday. any tips what to see? is it dangerous?
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>>78866172
Seems to be a decent weather in thursday, so it will be fine. You should take a walk through the Old Town, which is probably the biggest old town in Europe, lot's of churches, pubs etc. And it's not dangerous at all, unless you go to taboras (gypsy camp near airport) or stay too long near the train station as you might encounter junkies or hobos there.
Keep in mind that if you'll stay for a bit longer, you won't be able to buy alcohol in supermarkets on friday

you can also visit TV tower that we protected against Russians in 1991, it has a great panorama view
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>>78866172
Yes we stab anyone who is slightly brown, so just don't go out off your hotel and you'll be fine
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>walk through the Old Town, which is probably the biggest old town in Europe
The Lithuanian delusion is simply out of this world
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>>78866457

thank you. im really excited. never been that up north so far. what about the prices?
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Gonna keep an eye out for any GREEKS this thursday.
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>>78866552

why u do this to me anon
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>>78866516
it went up really high after euro and especially recently this year

0.5 beer at the supermarket is about 1 euro (+10cents for the bottle)
0.5 beer at pubs are from 2 to 4 euros
cocktails usually 4 to 9 euros
marlboro cigs are around 3,50 euro
0.5 milk is about 60 cents maybe
bus ticket is 1 euro
cheapest taxi probably around 5 euros for like 8kms or something

you should also check hotel or hostel prices as they differ a lot
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>>78866638
Can't take a joke huh?
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>>78866516
also, while you're at Vilnius, you could visit the historical capital Trakai (more than 20kms), it's pretty nice and has a beautiful castle
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I wish we had castles.
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>trakai "castle"
completely inaccurate, rebuilt and is nothing like the actual castle that was built there during medieval times
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In a toilet at the moment, guess what I'm doing
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>>78866981
so what?
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hopefully cutting yourself
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>>78867130
Its as accurate to call that "castle" a castle as the castle in the disney land
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Posting on 4chan, I'd have to say.
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>>78867137
>>78867171
Im doing a BIG FAT BLACK poo
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Oh fuck, the despair has come back.
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>>78867444
Take a poo and the world will immediately look brighter
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>>78867444
It will never end
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>>78867492
This. The feeling after taking a good shit is great.
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>>78868493
gay
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they have a bunch of hot new employees at kfc/pizza hut who keep cuddling and teasing each other in front of the customers
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>>78869249
That ain't true, man, everyone knows Lithuania doesn't have those
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>>78868318
hey
thanks
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>>78869309
mm yes indeed thanks to that guy
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>>78869477
i wonder who that guy is hmm...
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>>78869519
wow me too
guess we will never find out
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I need some non-Lithuanians
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>>78867444
https://youtu.be/4gO7uemm6Yo
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ri lithu power hour
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unc unc unc
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whats that mean
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da beat
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ri lithuanians stop posting so much nobody else is getting a chance to post when you post so much please stop posting so much we need some other balts in here!
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business idea:replace "re" with something else
suggestions?
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>>78870558
Whats happening baby?
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Good morning everyone
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>>78871830
You're awake and I haven't even been to sleep.
Feels weird
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>>78871851
Strange, our sleeping patterns are getting further and further apart
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>Countries that you'd never live in:
Lithuania
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>>78872040
>our sleeping patterns are getting further and further apart
I can't let his happen any longer, I'm not gonna go to sleep until you do, that's my promise.
That should fix everything.
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>>78872139
What if he's avoiding you
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>>78872266
I would never let him avoid me.
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>>78855405
Why is /balt/ always so autistic.
Anime is degenerate, you fucking slavshits.
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>>78872293
wow you're creepy
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>>78872166
>take images from pinterest
>add anime girl
>create vn
>sell it on steam
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>>78872235
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>91IQ

>>78872374
That's like... just your opinion man.
I just refuse to let a good thing go to waste is all.
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>>78872387
Good idea.
A shame I cant write well. Or write something that isn't edgy.
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>>78872455
>implying OEVN's have good writing
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>>78872492
I guess. But I'd have a lot of trouble trying to write from the point of view of someone who's not a depressed loser.
It's why the stories in my head are purely about weird antisocial wizards.
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>>78872747
>depressed loser.
most of anime char's desu
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>>78872747
>point of view of someone who's not a depressed loser.
Most of these novels are written from the perspective, that's how they can get the weeb neet viewer to self-insert into their shitty narrative because they wish that one day a cute girl will confess their feelings and bring them out of their anti-social ways.
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>>78872778
No, most anime characters are opposite of that.
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>>78872139
You don't have to do that
>>78872266
I am not
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>>78872823
Its like you don't watch anime
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>>78872835
Honestly I'm barely even tired, and if I went to bed a 7am I would completely ruin my sleep cycle for the foreseeable future.
And we can't have that can we.
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>>78872816
>they wish that one day a cute girl will confess their feelings and bring them out of their anti-social ways.
I wouldn't know how to write that either. Any attempt at romance by me would be extremely awkward.

>>78872870
Most anime characters can't walk 3 steps without a harem of girls falling in love with him for some reason that's never explained.
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>>78872778
for someone who doesn't like watamote you sure post best girl a lot
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>>78873003
>Any attempt at romance by me would be extremely awkward.
YOU DON'T GET IT DO YOU!
It has to be awkward, otherwise it wouldn't feel realistic! I can't self-insert as some suave guy who can romance a lady because I'm not one and neither is anybody else for that matter.
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>>78873003
only harems are like that, there's plenty of depressed ones
>>78873029
yes
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>f.lux makes my screen go super bright because now it's officially morning
MY EYES
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>>78873163
RIP
I know that feel.
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>>78872898
n-no, we can't have that...
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also my prediction has come true
pole has changed his waifu from Suzuha to another one, and after he watches another animu he will change again, waifu slut
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>>78873062
I see. Well I guess I could manage something like that. Though I wouldn't want to write something with romance as the main focus.
Now I just need to steal some art and music and I'm ready to go.
If I put a lot of effort into it, I might even make like 3 euros.
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Vittu te ootte kaikki ihan vitun homoja tyyppejä
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>>78873416
>3 euros
So a years salary then?
I mean that weird Russian VN got popular, I don't see why the same couldn't happen to a Wizard's one.
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>>78873424
VITTU SATANA
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>Set location to South Africa
Ahh much better

>>78873289
Anything to spend more time with you.
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>>78873370
not true at all
besides you're the one who has like 50 waifus
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>>78873525
Sounds kinda desperate desu.
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>>78873601
Jealous much?
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>>78873534
>for someone who doesn't like watamote you sure post best girl a lot
>best girl
you're like a house made of glass to me I can see right through you
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>>78873454
Hmm, yes. Now I just need a story. And some interesting characters.
Can someone do my job for me? I just want the money and attention really.
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>>78873683
it was ironic
nobody likes ugly autists like tomoko
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>>78873714
Just do what I do for my reports and steal someones work, change the words around a bit and say it's your original work.
That's what everybody else does anyway.
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>>78873795
>I fap to futas just ironically xD
yeah sure it was
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>>78873875
are you quoting yourself?
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>>78873875
fucking loser
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>>78873952
if by "yourself" you mean yourself then yes I am quoting myself.
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>>78874029
>>78847163
everybody knows that you like dicks it's okay it's the 21st century after all and we're tolerant.
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>>78873815
Yes, good.
Finally my dream of making something interesting for other people to enjoy will come true.
Kind of.
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>>78874125
proof that, that post is made by me?
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>>78873714
Well have a post-apocalyptic setting (kids eat that shit up) and have some kind of virus that wipes out 99% of males, the mc (obviously) survives and is forced to join up with a bunch of qt female operators, then just add some action and a lot of awkward dialogue and you're done
>>78873875
So I'm not the only one who does that
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>poleshit is samefagging again to make it seem like I like dicks
imagine sinking to this level
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>>78874165
>
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>>78874296
proof that, that is me?
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>>78871818
Just hanging around cooking my boogaloo, how 'bout you?
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>>78874206
That sounds good. I've actually thought about something similar a few times.
That normies get wiped out and only autists with magic powers remain.
But I don't know if people would like an autist character who would rather run away from groups of women than hang around them.

>>78874212
If you don't why do you argue with russian if futa is gay or not?
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>>78874347
Seems you were right... again. I just cannot disprove such overbearing evidence.
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>>78874434
how was the flight?
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>>78874206
I would ABSOLUTELY read this.

>>78874434
Watch'in some flicks in bed
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>>78874447
who is this russian you're talking about?
>>78874459
I win once more
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What kind of food do lithuanians like? All I see Savickas eat is tomatoes all the fucking time. But I don't think I should make only tomatoes for my Jurgita darling.
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I eat shit
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The Dave's Juicy Single™ has taken over Europe and soon the entire world!
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>>78874578
why though
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>>78874817
>wendy's empire
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>>78874514
This is important guys, I need to make her great dinner when she returns from Svalbard.
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>>78874945
ultimate redpill:shit actually taste likes chocolate, but the organization doesn't want you to know that and they tell everyone that it tastes awful, they've brainwashed the masses to think that it taste bad and to never tried eating it
just give a try
and swallow the ultimate redpill
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>>78874490
>I would ABSOLUTELY read this.
Well you're in luck, you can now support my kickstarter and get vague promises of a finished game in return.
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There was a persistent rumour on my playground when I was a child that one guy had eaten part of a dogshit that was there and had been sick for a year.
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>>78875081
i'll pass thanks
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>>78875014
Jurgita is a cute name.
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>>78875529
Very. My loves name is not Jurgita, but I won't say her real name, so Jurgita is a nice substitute. What do you think I should cook?
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>>78875620
Just order sushi or something.
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>>78875683
She works in sushi restaurant, I guess it would be nice, but I gagged last time I tried it.
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idea:doujinshi about a guy who falls in love with one of his customers and one time when she comes to eat and orders a sausage, he cuts(make this scene are graphic as possible for masochists) off his dick and fries it on a pan with a smile broken by pain, and after serving it and seeing her eat it he comes to her table and tells her "I am inside you now"
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>>78875789
what the FUCK
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>>78875750
well what does she like? do you want to make something traditional? is she allergic to anything?
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>>78875789
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>>78875879
I'm not sure what she likes, she liked my chicken I made last time, but can't do that twice. I am open for anything, but it needs to have meat, traditional could be nice. She can't have milk, but milkproducts are fine.

Maybe some kind of soup? Is there any good soup I could make?
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>>78875789
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>>78874490
>>78875108
Character ideas:
Yandere (got to have a least one of these)
Energetic girl that is obsessed with explosives (rip off of megumin)
Some kind of heavily armed loli
A mutant girl (got to get the monster waifu market)
MC is an autist with no practical skills
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>>78876062
I guess my self-insert character would fit for MC of such a story. Maybe he could be an antagonist or anti-hero side character.
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>>78876279
wouldn't fit*
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>>78876062
There should be a harsh kuudere with long black hair, she brushes you aside at first but when you get put in danger she's always the one to try her hardest to protect you.
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>>78875986
all soups is great except milk soup and borscht (tho I love the smell of it).
I really liked pumpkin soup (kinda thick, with pumpkin seeds, toasted bread, some really good soft moldy blue cheese) look for some recipes online. I only make it for special guests and very rarely but I love it.

For meat, you can try stuff like cepelinai, koldūnai. If done home-made these are tasty.
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>>78876397
I'll hire you as my assistant writer.
Get to work.
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>>78876473
Okay, thank you very much. I will check these dishes out and see which I think will be best. I think I fell in love with her, she is so nice, I want to make good food for her.
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>>78876891
keep in mind, those are traditional dishes and you might now know what they are supposed to taste like and stuff but she might know exactly what to expect, so making them might be more difficult and risky
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>cepelinai, koldūnai
nigger tier food
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>>78877104
kebabas su mixu
nol semke

oooopaaaaaaaaaaa
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ŠLAPENKA
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>>78877223
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>>78876279
It's funny, for some reason I'm imaging your self insert as Kaiba from yugioh
>>78876397
Also she has a soft side that occasionally is shown, maybe she likes cats or something
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Porcija didžkukulių Onute!
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>>78877066
That is good point, but I think she will think it is nice still. She says she misses Lithuania.

I see cepelinai is practically the same we have here, we call it "komla" or "raspeball" in the case of the eastern subhumans in my country. It is good, would be nice to make it, long time since I had it. Never tried anything like kaldunai though, it sounds good.
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>>78877349
Kaiba was a lot more arrogant and prideful.
I think. I don't remember much of yugioh really.
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>>78877349
>maybe she likes cats or something
Perfect, or maybe she has a verbal tic she's embarrassed about, or maybe a rural accent she occasionally lets out.
Man, I should write Anime scripts.

>>78877600
>I think. I don't remember much of yugioh really.
I read the manga a while back, it's actually filled with torture, rape and murder.
God knows why they turned such a dark manga into a children's trading card game and anime.
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>>78877541
komla looks similar, it might be really close
good luck, lad
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Good night friends. Here is illustration of me and the Jurgita in the future.

>>78877833
Thank you, I have never been with a woman before so I am nervous, but it is all about keeping the cool and being a great man and not psyching yourself out.
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>>78877600
I remember more than I want to, I used to go to the library with my mate and we would use the free WiFi to watch episodes of yugioh off his laptop, we would spend hours watching that shitty show,
>>78877717
These things practically write themselves
>>78877997
Goodnight
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>>78878054
Sounds like you had a good time.
>These things practically write themselves
I almost starting to want to seriously give something like this a try.
Nothing better to do anyway.
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>>78878189
Do it, I'll give money to your kickstarter if you promise me a wallscroll of my kuudure.
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>>78874486
Hellish, man, got stuck in a holding pattern after the big trans-atlantic flight.

>>78874490
Whatcha diggin' on tonight? Old monster movies?
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>>78878518
I just finished Starship Troopers and now I'm watching the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie.
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>>78878569
Oh yeah, man, they had Vol. 2 available on the in-flight entertainment, you understand, but I never saw the first one so I didn't indulge
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>>78878189
It sure was
>give something like this a try
You should, at the very least I'm sure everyone in here would enjoy it
>>78878569
>starship troopers
I love that movie, both as an action movie and as a satire
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Labvakar
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Good morning lads.
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>>78880666
Get out satan
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>>78880666
Good morning.
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>>78880666
Good Morning
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>>78881191
thanks
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>>78880105
Labvakar, ka klajas?
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>>78881191
Thanks for posting that image. It actually helped me see a thing I was fucking up in trying to draw a person.
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>>78881299
Ljoti labi, bet kapec tev ir amerikanu karogs
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>guy I kinda know starts talking to me about overwatch
>I couldn't care less and he's probably lying about half the stuff he's going on about
>politely agree with whatever he's saying until I can find excuse to get away
>later bitch about it on a Catalonian basketball forum

Why do people talk to me? I clearly don't want to talk to them
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>>78881776
Tapec es esmu amerikā
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>>78882191
He wants your ass.
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>>78882191
He values your opinion as a friend.
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lithuanians are shit eaters
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poles should be genocided
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hey anon
want a donut?
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>>78882369
Last Poles in the world. RIP.
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>>78882244
Ew
>>78882289
But he doesn't, he was just jerking himself off about how good he was at that shitty game
>>78882441
No, it'll go straight to my thighs
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>>78882549
>not wanting thicker thighs
WHY
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>>78882204
Un kapec tev ir tik sudiga valoda wwww
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>>78882704
pear shaped bodies don't look very nice desu
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>>78882191
Play ovaire watch with him. It's a fun game.
>Why do people talk to me?
Because [spoiler]you're cute[/spoiler]
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>>78882754
Tapec es neesmu no latvijas, zirga galvas kungs
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>>78883647
You better not be proxying.
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>>78883647
I own overwatch but I'm not a big fan of it, and I'd rather not deal with this guy he's rather annoying
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Saw this while heading to the shops

I can't tell if it's a sincere or ironic
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The real killer.
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My half-brother who is 12 years my junior is the only genius in the realm that I can suitably breed..
What do? Wincest (assuming I can even do it)?
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Bļeģ it's 5am lads
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>>78884948
Yes
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Doing a post from work.
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>>78888888
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>>78886958
You rebel
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>>78884591
Oh it's Serious alright.
God I fucking hate that club, literal commies on my campus.
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>Went against my promise and had a nap
JUST
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>>78888295
I can't believe you've done this

Just kidding, was it a good nap?
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>>78888360
It actually was, and now I should be able to go to bed at a normal time.
I consider this a success.
How has your day been?
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>>78888423
My day was fine, nothing particularly interesting happened
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>>78888554
You know what they say, no news is good news!
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>>78888423
My day has been okay, thanks for asking.
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>>78888690
I was talking to my bf sorry
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>>78888722
I don't see your name on him.
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>>78888755
I don't think you understand how relationships work, He's not cattle that I have to brand.
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>>78875789
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Good morning, today is lectures from 8 to 16 and then training. What is your plan?
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>>78889288
Gonna play the Destiny2 Beta
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>>78889377
Hmm, looks kind of cool, but my computer is not strong enough for games anymore. Only have old laptop now.
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>>78889388
Yea, I have a pretty good pc and even I get pretty bad frame drops at some points.
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>>78890204
Me on the right
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Made the jump today lads
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>>78890262
Jump to what?
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>>78890278
Nvm you mean the skydiving
How was it? Was it scary?
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>>78890247
God I wish that was me
>>78890262
Was it fun?
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>>78890287
It was pretty cool, I didn't find it scary but there were a few people who did.
>>78890396
I found the free falling part fun, we did a backflip after jumping out of the plane. When the parachute is open you just kinda wait to get down and see a bit of the scenery
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>>78890462
Where did you do the jump, was there any decent scenery?
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>>78890585
Outside of Queenstown, the scenery was great but you're not in the air for very long
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>still woke up in shituania
this nightmare is never ending
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FUCK OFF LITHUANIAN OPPRESSOR
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the animal ears make it better
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>>78891539
Indeed they do
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>>78891273
The nightmare is never ending because of people like you
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Home from work lads. Just ordered some Thai food.
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>>78891665
What did you get mate? Pad Thai or curry or maybe something more unique.
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>spend 3 hours trying to sauce song on webm
>archives proves that noone can do it
>do it
>dont tell anyone
hehe
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Good morning.
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>>78891709
Good morning
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>>78891709
lol morning hhaaha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFPBijvBJFk
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wonder if ausnz can even point us out on a map
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>>78891763
An average person? Doubt it, but I bet we would fair alot better than North America.
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is there stargate in iraq?
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every time a shithuanian kills himself I become much much happier
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can't wait for the day shithuanians go extinct
fucking subhumans
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>>78891763
Of course I can, the baltics is in the south east of Europe, bordering Turkey
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I'd rather be born as a worm than a shituanian
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russians>all others races
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>Ogga bogga my country is so shit I should do something about it
>*votes for peasants and greens party*
>Ogga bogga
>t. Shithuanian
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all political parties in the batlic states are a fucking ruse mate
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morning
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>>78892048
Morning.
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>>78892048
But it's nighttime
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>>78892048
Good morning.
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>>78892146
how has your day been?
>>78892157
quite fond of this meme
>>78892160
hi
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>>78892177
>quite fond of this meme
As am I, timezones are hilarious
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>shituanians are waking up
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What are your plans for today?
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>>78892177
>how has your day been?
Pretty good, visited a few family members and chilled out.
Whats you're plan for the day?
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I wonder what happened to that aussie who kept talking about those giant insects that would wake him up.
I wonder if they killed him.
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>>78892424
Nice. Imma just chill and do fuck all todayy
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Just got into bed, it's super comfy and warm
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>>78892528
God I wish I was there with you
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>>78892379
yes that happens
turtle dick charger
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https://luckylotus.bandcamp.com/track/aki-hardcore-remix

my find
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>>78892548
I also wish you were in my bed with me
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>20 mb text file
hehe and none of you shall ever know whats in there
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Hello friends. Just came back from work.
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On that autumn niight... when we realised... we were falling, out of looove
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>>78892899
Sup
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What the fuck

I've been thinking this was /brit/
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>>78892632
Are you going to bed soon qt?
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>>78892717
No pls tell us
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>>78893044
I'm in bed now and about to get to sleep


Goodnight everyone
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>>78893136
Goodnight sleep tight sweetheart
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>>78893136
Goodnight qt
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There's nothing wrong with fucking your hot sister.
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Is Estonia a good country to grope women in?
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>work
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ayy
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>thread is more than one day old again
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slow threads are the best though
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lazy nigs going to sleep at 12 insead of posting
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slow threads are the WORST
>>
FUCK slow threads
>>
fast threads:
- entertaining
- fun to post in
- many posters

slow threads:
- boring
- slow
- few people posting
- shit
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>why yes i do enjoy posting in slow threads
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WRONG!
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GET IT GOING
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only people with slow brains like slow threads
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because their brains can't keep up!
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I would rather have a slow thread than one of those "tripfags shitstorming at 300 (you)/h"
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>>78894401
>nipples
delet
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>>78866035
gonna racemix with a Lithuanian girl after reading this. extincting a culture makes me hard.
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>>78894435
there aren't even any tripfags here
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>>78894464
>>78894464
>>78894464
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>>78894470

We're on page 2 you fucknut
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