>women and men you meet the first time hug you or give you kisses on the cheek unprompted
>they aren't too careful about it, so sometimes they just flat out make out with you
>ooops, scusi *wink* *wink* perdón
>when you sit down they practically sit in your lap even when there's plenty of space elsewhere
>everyone within reach during dinner will fondle you at some point: arms, shoulders, inner thighs
>when the meal is over, and you're pretty sure no part of you remains unviolated, they'll hug you extra tight and long
>then as you walk away pat you on the ass
every time