kino edition
only apathy, from the pills in me
it's all in me, all in you
electricity, from the pills in me
it's all in me, all in you
only mtv, and cod philosophy
got expelled from the university of life
babestation
for fucks sake the entire nightly news was about the flood. who gives a fuck about southerners
train station, bus station
Short birds with big knockers
>>78847211
>uni
Grow up.
got a masters from uni of life
or as my boss called it, a promotion
Why do you all type like you're using an instant messenger?
fuck duck
*sharts*
my local newspaper is so shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3D7J3Q7iMo
NOTE: Julia died on the way back to her home planet.
>>78847220
weird that in the US it's southerners no-one cares about but the total reverse here
>>78847235
idk ill tlk l8r
Where do I buy these cuck porn coins the guy keeps talking about????
>>78847249
fake news
>>78847235
lol funny brb (H)
>>78847230
How many times did you have to suck him off?
>>78847235
g2g dinna
going to join the war army (planes)
haha zoomy little fella
what did he mean by this
any lads want a yank friend
have to use the tube at rush hour (aroooo)
>>78847286
hes faST
Only talk about Tim from now on
>>78847181
thanks for the reminder.
s Johnston Dennis
can literally never get comfy in my chair anymore
makes me seethe with rage it does
>>78847288
You are weak for having to ask.
remembering that time at school when some girl in the year above fancied me, it never worked out but we still chatted even though her new boyfriend was 3 years older haha
then I went to her best mate and we got on so well neither of us realised we really liked each other, we never ended up getting serious. honestly believe I'd still be with her if I just realised she liked me. then when I was in some weird depressive phase she said how much she liked me and I was like 'aha yeah' because I didn't realise she'd have probably left her bf if I just said I liked her too
unironically one of my biggest regrets in life
>>78847244
this was at a club in my city
>>78847323
just a picture of Tim with trash
>>78847350
haha
>just a picture of Tim with trash
>>78847319
get exercise
Hungry
>>78847344
Shit club with bins at the bar. Americans are weird.
>>78847382
heavenly
>>78847382
the real left-right spectrum
>>78847384
where else do you dispose of your red cups and plastic jagerbomb shot glasses
fuck everyone in this thread
>>78847382
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEE
un dos tres
quatro cinco cinco seis
>>78847406
>>78847344
UIUC? heard she had to change schools
>>78847397
GOOD post
listening to some MGMT
>>78847384
At least we drive on the correct side of the road
>>78847323
>>78847406
Attention seeking but you are right.
any boys in
opened an other pint
>>78847425
CRAWLING ON YOUR KNEEEES TO IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvk3fwmrZIs
THE FUCKING STATE
>>78847464
Down it.
>>78847415
I thought the girl on the left was holding a dildo
>>78847406
thanks, I was gagging for one.
had a full takeaway container of chilli con carne last night and my farts are fucking ripping out my arse this morning
mindblowing how many arguments you win on /g/ just by asking them to explain something further or provide an example or rationale
transgender cats
>>78847471
>northerners
>>78847498
Good bloke
>>78847471
>football fans
Slapping like girls.
>>78847399
>failure to develop peer relationships
>lack of interest in seeking to share interest with others
>tends to chose solitary activities
>lacks close friends other than first-degree relatives
>appears emotionally cold, detached
sick of getting spots on my face all the fucking time
never ends
>>78847471
mate leave it he's not worth it
>>78847471
>laughing ram in the distance
>>78847507
>Nottingham
>The North
look at this sexy animal
mindblowing how /g/ is now /v/
the lads
flat earth is real
The gf.
Whaddya think?
>>78847536
how about this beast
>>78847471
dont bully meh
dont bully meh
dont bulleh meh
>people who casually talk about their depression
>people who share depression memes
why do these people exist?
This is what everyone in /brit/ looks like in real life (except me).
>>78847545
vile slug
>>78847540
why does owen do that gimpy grin every photo
>>78847540
OJ looks in pain
>trap posting
drink some bleach, simple as
I would give almost anything for an /int/ that had everyone but the yanks
Tim get sectioned yet?
>>78847540
>excuse me xir, do you have a minute to talk about leftism
>>78847545
boring
doubt she could debate quantum theory with me
>>78847604
yeh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH lol
stop lookin at ma pusseh
ah caught yer
post interesting videos, lads
don't get why che guevara is such a sex icon
scruffy and seedy looking
a nice clean lad like enver hoxha looks much better
>>78847585
'cause he secretly spends his free time as a gimp.
your tears say more than real evidence ever could
>>78847540
conservatives vs lib dems vs labour
LOOOOOOOL oh my days so true
https://www.xvideos.com/video27979479/wigan_fatty_fuck
ah yes, Northerners...
>>78847611
>she
>>78847540
High viz for HIV.
>>78847660
got this reference
>>78847675
dun get it
Caecilius est in Horto
>>78847399
DELETE THIS
>>78847399
literally all me on the right haha
it probably started when I was about 16/17 as well
>>78847611
>she
crusty bits of cum stuck in my pubes
anyone want a midnight snack?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC-avAlttaM&list=RDzC-avAlttaM
>>78847540
has Owen become a builder?
>>78847399
I was told that Asperger's is very often comorbid with Schizoid Personality disorder though.
>>78847725
really made me think
>>78847752
yeh
>>78847735
how can I get a bf like this
>>78847735
there's no fucking way that's a guy
>>78847575
Everyone gets sad. Some use it as an excuse to do nothing and stagnate and/or to get attention. "woe is me!"
This mode of operation ultimately makes them sadder.
Older people have said to me that people didn't get so called "depression" in their day.
Afghanistan is so strange.
It's a white country surrounded by a plethora of brown countries.
>>78847545
excellent
>>78847782
that's Monica
>>78847790
If old people are so smart then why do they die?
flat earth is real
>>78847796
shame about the islam
cash me ousside how bow dah
>>78847836
>tfw no greco-buddhism
>>78847796
cherry picked
>>78847782
Body makes it more noticeable but you could just shrug it off as being flat.
>>78847836
No kidding.
Their Islam is the MOST extreme bar the Saudis.
It's fucking ridiculous the rules they follow.
You aren't going to see secuarlism in that shithole in our lifetimes.
>>78847809
Because of the bombs in their potatoes.
>>78847796
>that
>white
>>78847796
They're our white Indo-European brethren.
good night
Hopefully I will not survive the night but I'm not holding out much hope
stop posting weird sexual innuendos please
name a worse poster on /brit/
>>78847886
the soviets made a secular afghanistan for a time
>>78847869
The brown people there get cucked anyway
post pics of dani bregoli
>>78847866
>can't say "how about that" anymore
>tfw memes ruined a common phrase again
>>78847916
Up yours Enzo,
>>78847918
all of the SEA runts
What's the song which sounds like the thematic music of Futurama but isn't the thematic music of Futurama. It has similar bells.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_considered_the_best
>Comic/superhero
>The Dark Knight (2008) was voted the greatest superhero movie in a reader's poll conducted by American magazine Rolling Stone in 2014[43] and tops a list on comic book adaptations by Movie Review Query Engine as of 14 August 2017.[44]
>Wonder Woman (2017) tops Rotten Tomatoes' Best Superhero Movies of All Time list as of 14 August 2017
>Wonder Woman
is it, dare i say it, capekino?
>>78847947
actually you can use that phrase
>>78847958
thailad is all right
Now Playing: Bruce Springsteen - The River
>>78847918
180cm, complete bellend I'd mash his face in. And his dads a snitch
>>78847918
's-very-gay
Wanna put my erect penis into the moist vagina of a female, if you catch my drift.
i work at a factory
it's fucking miserable
don't ever work at a factory if you can avoid it
might make a twitter account for politics shitposting
>>78847948
*presents boipucci*
>>78847965
the one it was based off?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qssa6ec7faQ
fucking love 'it's over' on the terminator 2 soundtrack lads
makes me want to do something really emotional and honourable and then I realise I'm too self centred and I just decide just feel good for thinking of doing it haha
>>78847506
took me a really, really long time to understand this. it's comparing the transsexual cat on the right with a woman on the left. in the top left on the left, that's a woman dressed like a tomboy
>>78847996
theyre all total attention whore gaycunts who think theyre top shit because theyve spent too long being the "big" fish in ponds smaller than puddles.
>>78847194
Feel like my father is getting slow
showed him a benz that somebody wanted to trade me for mine
told dad I didn't like it and he asked me why I didn't just buy the parts I needed from it
Told him it wasn't a partout and he asked why not?
like what do you mean? I can't force people to part out their cars
Also feel like I am getting more and more distant, when I am home he is working abroad and when he is home I am in some other town getting wasted. Haven't had a proper talk in months.
might have a late night shave
>>78847930
she's 14
>>78848032
always went to him first when i made a new character haha
anyone willing to critique some poetry I've written?
>>78847194
Buenos noches /brit/. I come from the land of Estados Unidos. And I had some questions about Scotland.
What goes on in this quiet nation? What is the economy, job market, and life like there?
>>78848053
perfect film
>woman gets mad if you like her for her looks
>woman gets mad if you dont like her for her looks
>>78848098
i'm almost 29 and have never had a meaningful conversation with my father
>>78848115
too much for one post
>>78848117
always wanted to be John Connor when I was younger
>>78848118
solution: avoid women
>inb4 gay
avoid men too
>>78848052
YES! I just heard it in the last 20 minutes on talkSport after an ad break, great work N.I.
>>78847581
>>78848115
>What goes on in this quiet nation?
fucking your mother lmfao
noticed a lot of men these days have weird smooth foreheads (no brow bone), brown/reddish beards, big glasses and piercings
not a fan of it
>>78848133
I am also studying what he studied but I always find his knowledge very lacking and I just feel like I am talking to somebody who's a year behind
really wish i was a petite blonde girl with great chebs
>>78848114
there's literally a board for this
>N.I.
>>78848178
I have a smooth forehead but hooded eyes
sadly, the hood is so prevalent it makes my eyes look unlevel when I get tired haha great stuff
>>78848115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slu1OuykMIk
hate vegans so much
hate carnists so much
How do I get rid of ingrown hairs after shaving?
thoughts?
wish I was a moderately attractive woman so I could jump into a male dominated field such as motoring or politics and have orbiters everywhere
>>78848223
>>78848240
Hate these 2.
>>78848242
with a pin and tweezers
use the pin to expose the hair and the tweezers to pull it out
>>78848254
very good
>>78848254
pretty comfy movie, nothing great but it's ok
>>78848267
Intelligence would drop %37 so you couldn't.
i was definitely born in the wrong body i'm a fat hairy man but i was meant to be a cute girl
hate life
>>78848098
>Also feel like I am getting more and more distant, when I am home he is working abroad and when he is home I am in some other town getting wasted. Haven't had a proper talk in months.
Are you me
>>78848254
is it another shit 'indie' film about some self deprecating nu-male and his undying love for a plain Jane, mousy girl with a jangle pop soundtrack?
I'll give it a miss thanks
>train was delayed today and I didn't get back from work till 9
>toil resumes again in 6 hours
THE NEEDLE TEARS A HOLE
>>78848274
>pin
You are flexible enough to rub your face with your penis?
>>78848300
link thread pls x
and so it begins
>>78848254
i thought it was pretty funny
dont care about arctic monkeys but the soundtrack was quite nice too
>>78848305
maybe
>I just want to be 5 again riding my bike around the harbor
>>78848115
>What goes on in this quiet nation?
Not too much, the regular stuff
>What is the economy, job market, and life like there?
Depends entirely where you live, there are some pretty good parts that are quite rich and have lots of stuff going on, a lot of it is shitty post industrial small towns though
We've definitely got the best wilderness and hiking/camping etc. on the island however
im not happy
wish I was a girl so I could get fucked
>>78848346
what are you doing
>>78848333
yes but i don't like to
was a gymnast my whole life
>>78847415
ha I remember when I was much younger and would listen to the offspring, sum 41, blink 182 and thought they were unpopular and unknown because nobody I knew listened to it and now im gobsmacked when I look at the viewcount of these bands on youtube
>>78848370
complimenting his chin what does it look like
>ywn fly over North Korea shooting villagers whilst listening to creedence clearwater revival
wish I was a yank
haven't been happy in years and worried that i never will be again
>>78848403
fuck off retard
I quit breathing 3 years ago and I don't miss it one bit
>>78848300
>start rubbing at :20
>cum at 1:00
literally only had 40 seconds on her fanny
>>78848404
lol
>>78848415
why are you so upset
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>ywn come back from Vietnam feeling unappreciated and disillusioned and decide to join a Californian biker gang
fuck SAKE
>>78848421
fat girls cum faster, it's a fairly well known fact
>>78848359
>tfw remembering being 5 and going on bike rides with dad
>tfw he's too busy with work now to do anything together
>tfw too busy at uni to do anything when he's free
I just want to be free again
>>78848099
nothing wrong with that (sarcasm)
>>78848363
Fav Radiohead song?
>>78848483
cuttooth
>No.78848300
>>78847323
these shops always kill me
btw tim passed the 14,000 videos mark today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_xgr5Rv-Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_xgr5Rv-Q
if I won the lottery I'd spend every penny on making sure that whenever I walked through a door 'Bad To The Bone' started playing
>>78848412
you're a stupid virgin
>you just got fucked
>ywn return from Iraq to a wife who no longer loves you and children who don't remember you while dealing with the psychological stress of war and ultimately kill yourself in the garage with a bullet to the brain
wish I had a time machine
ate a klondike bar lads
very depressed haha
>>78848509
god i wish that were me
>>78848444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B32yjbCSVpU
>24 years old
>look about 19/20
absolutely dread it when people ask how old i am because im always met with gasps
>>78848489
>>78848444
I am even more distant from my dads family they feel like complete strangers. Last time I met them was in 2012
>>78848442
i've noticed that in amateur videos too
don't much like the contraction "who're"
>>78848489
>you will never be a kid again, being free and exploring the world at your leisure
>>78848532
that pic reminded me of that scene in casino royale
>>78848324
not sure what film that is but this isnt it
>25 years old
>look like a girl
People are unironically nicer to you if they think you're a girl.
>>78848507
man on the microphone
Always tired and usually bored
Is this a normal state for an adult
>>78848363
nobody is
tattoos: bourgeois or proletarian?
>ywn hop in your buddy's 60's junker and drive from your comfy home in Portland all the way through to New York
need a time machine and a green card
all the porn and commie spam is starting to ruin my /brit/ experience lads
no one else is awake and im up listening to miles davis in my room
feels comfy although im very depressed
the preferred bodytype
>>78848540
Clean shaven. Good lad.
>>78848546
Same here but with mum's family, there are over a 100 of them too
Once hit on a girl at a bar that turned out to be my cousin on that side, shit was awkward
>>78848404
never say never mate
>>78848606
Fuck off we're full
you're just like a dream
you're just like a dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RobhSr2bozU
such a tune lads
>>78848535
This is a better version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUwjNBjqR-c
>>78848622
lool
All of them live in reykjavík and I only go there once a year maybe
>>78848540
29 but look 19
>>78848600
depends what it is lad
i dont think we should be afraid of most aliens
i think that aliens should be afraid of us. *thumps chest*
>>78848556
how's it any worse than any other contraction?
>>78848611
comfy and depressed is a good way to sum up most of my time atm lad, thanks for defining it for me xx
>>78848600
Anyone and everyone has 1 now. They have zero edge now. Just makes people easier to identify = good for the state. Think barcode.
>>78848675
>worse
*worser
Bear got the swiper
>>78848600
most modern tattoos derive from a failed proletarian assault against the bourgeois, like many degenerate aspects of modern culture. some tattoos however can be patrician when deriving from initiation into some form of order, tribe, military unit etc.
>>78848611
listen to his album 'doo bop'
bit more upbeat lad
>>78848672
*beams your bollocks*
watching grave of the fireflies lads
very sad movie desu
satsuko didn't deserve to die
>Anyone and everyone has 1 now. They have zero edge now. Just makes people easier to identify = good for the state. Think barcode.
>>78848682
>comfy
>depressed
Pick one.
>>78848711
Swiper no swiping ajajajajaj.
really doodles the noodle
>>78848659
fucking hate this song
these ones are good tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l0fH0dRUow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qYU9b5OF8M
>ywn fight the biggest evil in recent history eating up most of europe and save lives in the greatest conflict of human history and return home to settle down with your highschool sweetheart and enjoy the postwar growth of the 1950s with large houses and white picket fences
starting a masters degree in september and im going to live in halls, bit worried ill be surrounded by 18 year old runts who leave the kitchen in a state and think getting shitfaced in nightclubs with sticky floors is the pinnacle of human entertainment.
Business idea: The Timothy James Byrne movie where he's fighting a war against guerrilla DPD tacticians in the Vietnamese wilderness
>>78848728
Fatty fatty boom boom
>>78848754
bet you're a right laugh
>>78848751
yes
>>78848616
Fridge mode?
>>78848744
>fucking hate this song
Bit of a strong reaction.
Good songs though, true lad.
>>78848754
masters students usually get separate halls
t. shagged an older girl who lived in an all masters students, majority Asian halls
>>78848731
This is definitely a viable combination lad.
>lying around doing nothing/passively consuming media-comfy
>also generally depressed about having done nothing and having no willpower to change your situation
>>78848675
looks like whore
>>78848748
a white middle class yank fantasy
>>78848804
Knew a lad whose surname was whore, poor lad.
>>78848719
*squeals up towards the heavens in pain & in joy*
sharapova won the first set lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlqGvf4dYNY
>>78848827
did he marry your mum or something?
>>78848744
>Well, another man might have been angry
>And another man might have been hurt
>But another man never would have let her go
>>78848843
Nah married me Da.
>>78848847
>>78848847
>>78848847
way way too early
>>78848841
BANE NO
>>78848763
i dont mind going out but not in shit tier local nightclubs with cheese music. im 24 years old and been spangled off my tits all over the world and im going off the whole "going out" meme
>>78848787
ye i hope i can get one of those
>>78848858
I've seen worse
>>78848859
It was painful 4 him.
>>78848858
>there are people who showed up after the election and think that this is normality
lets set up a character for 7 seasons to have him YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEN'd in 0.2 seconds in finale