dabbing on the haters edition
me
*dances like an anime girll*
Wanna sit on the couch on a hot day in nothing but our underwear and watch TV while the AC runs in the background with Victoria Justice
>>78846243
*grinds on you*
>>78846254
>watch TV
depends what's on desu.
>>78846273
ew nigger dancing
why can't you just make a good post for once you worthless, stupid piece of shit?
>>78846254
she has nice nips
Time for your sports /cum/.
>>78846219
I don't have any particular preference for drawing style, i've seen some anime that looks ok and some western stuff that does too, i think that more depends on the particular thing than the culture of origin
i've seen a few anime movies and tv shows, i watched welcome to the nhk all the way through, and i've seen dragon ball obviously
>>78846279
We'll watch reruns of Game of Thrones like a couple of normal people.
>usps says my package is out for delivery
>should arrive today
>mail comes, no package
Hello?
>>78846330
haha btfo
>>78846332
DELET THIS
Saw something fall out of the back of a USPS truck earlier and ran the box over
anyone remember that time CB said he wanted to lick that Dutch guys nipples
>>78846290
Yeah, canada! god you're so stupid
>>78846315
fakenews
>>78846320
eh, why not. might get a handie.
https://youtu.be/lCBF_XSFmng
really get this song
every good boy deserves fudge
In the pipe, five by five
>>78846525
is anyone playing starcraft remastered?
i wouldn't mind playing some of my favorite UMS maps again
why did UMS fail so badly on starcraft 2 anyways? have e-sports killed games?
if you google to word for "woman" in japanese, misa comes up lol
>>78846511
e
c
a
f
>>78846559
wow rude :^)
*goes to a public theater to watch a movie and yells "HE'S GOT A GUN" every time a gun appears on screen*
just ate chinese food
*calls the cops on you for causing public disturbance*
>>78846615
i love sushi
anybody wanna play cave explorer
*vomits feces*
>>78846635
kys
>>78846615
i love gimbap
*has valid excuse and is able to clear up this unusual scenario to the cops but is warned severely*
>>78846508
i liked it
>FUMAREMUUUUU
>KANA
>FUMAREMUUU
>HAJIMARUUUU
>>78846656
Did you eat it before or was it a health issue?
HELLO FRIENDS
>>78846684
I love your guys' knives and cheese!
>>78846711
Thanks :3
*runs quickly all the way to the bathroom*
wew, I'm pooped.
how come sometimes Spongebob can survive without water and sometimes he can't
don't give a fuck about the guy ordering me to do shit in the old thread
do you love Nippon?
>>78846757
日本が大好き( ̄ε ̄@) ヽ(‿)ノ ( ´ ∀ `)ノ~
(─‿‿─) (´。• ᵕ •。`)
>>78846658
>go to chinese place
>order california rolls and teriaki
>get death threats on a korean dojin service
???
>>78846819
looks like my grandma's floor
>>78846819
begone thot
The
Hope
Of
The world
today was a good day
>>78846819
I'm more of a S T I C C man myself
am now in the possession of beer.
Business idea: Sell cell phones that have non rechargeable batteries and demand 5 USD per battery. Tell people it's not that much per month they have to spend on batteries.
Business Idea: sell rechargeable batteries and put the swiss out of business
Business idea: Sell cell phones that have non rechargeable batteries and demand 4 USD and 50 cents per battery. Tell people it's not that much per month they have to spend on batteries and is a much better deal than the Swiss guys'.
Business idea: Invent proprietary, 100% patented, non rechargeable batteries for cell phones
Business idea: Sell cell phones that come with gfs to lonely neets
When was the last time you had a nice cock in you throat. I'm talking thicc, none of that slope shit.
>>78847057
when was the last time you were over?
Business idea: Ancestry.com meets Tinder.
Business idea: going to sleep
>>78847082
doesn't Iceland have the exact reverse of that in order to prevent accidental inbreeding?
>>78847065
When I was picking up your mother. She needs to lose some weight if she wants a second date.
Business idea: Make an illegal price agreement with the American guy whose cell phones have the cheaper batteries.
>>78847082
I would love to fuck an unknown cousin
>>78847104
Why would you be picking up my mother while I was sucking your thicc cock??
Business idea: give everyone HIV
>>78847098
Yes it's called 3 degrees to Kevin Bjäcon
>>78847121
I play it safe and keep a beard nearby at all times
>>78846880
lol
>>78846943
ganbatte!
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PUTOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This is my gf. Would you fuck her?
>>78847327
yeah
>>78847327
>her
>>78847327
first trap I've legitimately been attracted to.
>>78847327
Only if she had a feminine penis
>>78847327
Only if you watch
>>78847327
i would lick her brown nipples
>>78847346
>>78847620
Guys how do I tell if a hooker is legit or a police scam/a couple of people who want to steal my money?
All the ones in my area are super overpriced (~$300) and often fat/ugly. There are ad listings that are spammed to hell all over the page and I decided to text it today after assuming it was spam the whole time (see pics provided, obviously models).
Texted the number today and it turned out to be way cheaper than I anticipated ($170/hr) and they told me to wait at this one intersection and to text back when I was there. I wasn't there, but I texted anyways and I was given an address to a house about a block away and told to just stand outside and to not knock (thought this was weird). It's not a bad area and is right next to a hospital. I asked if she had real pics and she kept insisting they were real when they obviously weren't.
Anyways decided to just stop responding at that point and then she texted me asking me if I was actually coming and eventually called me and I actually talked to her. Definitely an asian female
Should I actually go there sometime soon or is it a scam?
whats that one repost about that one anime guy that gets a magical phone and can call his girl self in an alternate universe?
>>78847791
go, fuck, post pics
dead
>>78847791
>seeing a hooker
grim
>>78847791
Feels like you're going to get jumped then stabbed desu
>>78847895
I'd assume so to but its not in a bad area and I talked to her on the phone
Made a picture that's fitting for all /cum/ threads
>>78847882
I'm 22 and figure its best to get it out of the way
>>78847791
Go for it my friend, just be yourself :)
>>78847791
that's all really shady.
>>78847941
hmmhmm, ur lucky the janny is watching me
would you an autistic ebony princess?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18c_oZ_3slg
>>78848034
mmmm she is crosseyed
>>78847960
i really really wanna play zelda but i left my wii u at sinaloa
really sad
>spend an hour at the junkyard trying to get part off
>dad breaks it just as we get it off
da
>>78848158
what part
man FUCK FOOTBALL
>>78848184
it was some part attached to the transmission that we had to apply horizontal pressure to get off. the tricky part was it being surrounded by other shits.
Rhinegeist > Great Lakes
>tfw cousin married a chink from BC
>they have three kids
>one of them is a male
Lets see if he becomes the second Elliot Rodger.
mood
Reminder that Shitsburgh is Ohio clay
>decided to put my body soap in my backpack
>it has a pressure sensitive button thing so there was body soap fucking everywhere in my backpack
>rinse it in the bathtub
>two lost SD cards with 3DS games eventually pop out
guess that something good came out of this
>>78848323
wouldn't bet on it
>3DS games
The soap saved you from a life of permavirginity.
>>78848238
My grandfather was a machinist. It's humiliating whenever I need to ask his help with something and he does it in 3 seconds
I heard there were Canadians lurking nearby
Where do black folk go when they die
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
>>78848347
you can have it 2bh
>>78848391
Why's that?
I never say "hi how are you" back because i'd rather just assume they'd say "good" anyways
>>78848447
It seems kinda comfy, big city at the intersection of rivers, surrounded by big hills
Ok bye guys
See ya!!!
>>78848426
Konichiwa davido-san
>>78848486
I hate kids with funny accents like you
>>78848400
they still work
they weren't really soap'd and i guess that SD cards are water resistant
>>78848515
b-but I d-dont have an accent
>>78848474
Sayonara, compadre.
Ay ay ay ay
Canta y no llores
going to the pool for a few laps then some sauna time
>>78848585
nonce
>>78848474
See you soon
add me on discord
i need friend
cara delaverga#1647
>>78848594
nice try u cant hack me
https://www.reddit.com/r/hapas/comments/6vc0vt/white_guy_dancing_with_asian_girl_glaring_angrily/
>>78848621
just forward the post to 10 people i sear it works lmao
t. docter
>>78848678
>there are people that are unironically hapas
Is there anything worse than being a MALE hapa?
>>78848678
>EurasianTiger
i was watching his youtube channel for a while he was cool, but then went full retard
>>78848678
i was friends with her in highschool
>>78848678
... you know
when I say I don't like reddit I really mean it
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/348327-trump-i-pardoned-arpaio-during-hurricane-because-i-thought-tv-ratings
>america
>>78848709
being a supreme gentleman as well
>that one roommate that plays music on speakers and sings
Si lees esto eres puto
Where do I buy this cap? I see some but they don't have comic sans, or they say something slightly different, or they're not even blue. I want this one.
>>78848762
oops
this cap
i only have 300 new japanese words to learn for my test!
How do I make sure my future hapa son is Chad and doesn't go on /r/hapas?
>>78848762
https://shop.donaldjtrump.com/collections/headwear
>>78848819
>hapa
>chad
Two words combined that can't make sense
>>78848552
Oh yeah, well what do you call the thing in your kitchen sink that blends up large pieces of food so they don't clog the drain?
There was this Viet guy in Spain who fucked tons of girls
>>78848819
Just tell your son he's a full blown asian and hope he comes a doctor
>>78848819
an abortion
>>78848819
move to finland and he wont look any different from the rest
Any dr*mpftards here?
I'm going to kick your ass.
>tfw roommate is singing to queen
sometimes i wish i could commit political violence, like the left does
>>78848917
Shut the fuck up dr*mpfy
this "white girl" looks a lot like this super mixed chinese-thai-someotherasianshit girl i met in first year.
she was a huge weeb, wish i boned her.
>>78848934
don't reply to my posts with that lazy, boring bait any more
>>78848901
>roommate
>singing
this is literally why I live alone now. roommate's who aren't conscious of the noise they emit should tortured to death.
what are your thoughts on:
Hezbollah
Anime
Sexual Frustration
Reoccurring Nightmare
Social Anxiety
Iran
White genocide
Suicidal Idealizations
Gardening
Clinical Depression
The Portuguese Empire
Jewish Conspiracies
Celtic History and Religion
Mommy Issues
Agriculture and the Environment
???
>>78848935
did you know being a weed is not a strange thing anymore?
>>78848960
fake and gay
all of it
I never judge people by the looks. Personality is what matters to me the most.
hehe benis :DDD
>>78848976
t. ugly loser
hahahahahahahahahahah
>>78848970
i liked that she was a weeb.
i hope to meet more weebs this year, i'm joining a club this year in the hopes of meeting japanese exchange students and weebs.
>>78848953
Make america great again? More like make america fadcist and racist uou dumb dr*mpftard
>>78849004
I don't like you
>>78848960
>Hezbollah
based
>Anime
I like it, but I don't watch it.
>Sexual Frustration
feels bad
>Reoccurring Nightmare
idk, never had them
>Social Anxiety
bad
>Iran
good
>White genocide
VERY good
>Suicidal Idealizations
good
>Gardening
good
>Clinical Depression
bad
>The Portuguese Empire
VERY bad
>Jewish Conspiracies
good
>Celtic History and Religion
fuck celts
>Mommy Issues
I like mommy porn.
>Agriculture and the Environment
fuck farmers
:)
>>78848960
not a fan
not a fan
not a fan
not a fan
don't have it anymore. wasn't a fan
don't care
definitely not a fan
don't do that. unless you're a proglodyte
good fun
fad illness that too many champagne socialists have
don't know much
pure coincidence
don't care
don't like my mom
i like eating. "climate change" can't be solved by increasing government authority
why do people brag about premarital sex
Why are Jap boy so insecure that they have to ask /int/ everyday if people liked Japan or not?
>>78848960
>Hezbollah
heroes
>Anime
cool and free from jewish influence
>Sexual Frustration
not a fan
>Reoccurring Nightmare
had a few, not a fan
>Social Anxiety
sucks
>Iran
cool as far as mena countries go
>White genocide
not real
>Suicidal Idealizations
idk
>Gardening
comfy hobby
>Clinical Depression
not real
>The Portuguese Empire
giant meme
>Jewish Conspiracies
real
>Celtic History and Religion
lame
>Mommy Issues
bad
>Agriculture and the Environment
i lyk nature
>>78849087
runt life
>>78849087
the obvious reasons.
just think about it for 5 seconds
>fuck farmers
anon-chan... farmers give us food to eat and without them we wouldn't have things like beer.
>>78849087
virgin post
>Maryland
lmao what a gay fucking name for a state lol
>>78849102
お待ちください 私は自閉症がある
>he puts his chocolate sauce in the fridge
>he puts his butter in the fridge
>>78849146
>お待ちください 私は自閉症がある
i see that
>>78849126
I don't drink beer because I'm not retarded.
>>78849087
because you can't brag about marital sex
>>78849156
kill yourself
>Virginia
A state full of virgin losers lol
>>78849164
no, you kill you're self
Saturation 2 is great
cozy tapes vol 2 is great
Y'all niggas ready?
i wish ryan would kill himself
lol i just fucked my wife so hard even popped her cherry
gonna break up with her and she'll become a slut or kill herself lmao
she actually thinks I love her even though she's a solid 9/10 she's just a dumb bitch lmao
>>78849191
shut up
Made a thread on Krautchan for Henrico
>>78849201
HAhahaha sick bud
Pass her on to me for a spin
>>78849217
Why?
>>78849203
This niggas ain't ready y'all
watching a movie and reading along the plot on wikipedia just to be sure I understand every plot point to its fullest.
I wish I was fluent in Chinese
>>78848960
>Hezbollah
Don't really think about it
>Anime
Something I think I may have grown out of
>Sexual Frustration
Something I haven't really experienced a whole lot
>Reoccurring Nightmare
A bad sign, something you should talk to someone about
>Social Anxiety
Something I struggle with and am working to get over
>Iran
Beautiful women
>White genocide
Something that is over exaggerated by /pol/, but is increasingly becoming a more popular idea
>Suicidal Idealizations
Dunno
>Gardening
Something I want to get into, my parents started a garden at their place and I can only imagine what home grown veggies are like. I used some of their cilantro when I visited last and it was miles better than stuff from the store
>Clinical Depression
Something I was diagnosed with and have to take medication to combat
>The Portuguese Empire
Moor like Pootuguese Empire
>Jewish Conspiracies
They do have some basis, but /pol/ is too paranoid
>Celtic History and Religion
Interesting
>Mommy Issues
Bad
>Agriculture and the Environment
Agriculture is vital and the environment needs to be preserved. Would rather not live in a world like that in the Matrix where people subside on a slurry of nutrients rather than real food
I wish i was american so i could chane my flags
>>78849093
free you's from weebs like yourself
>>78849201
Go to bed Mike.
>>78849229
pls kys
I wish I was fluent in Japanese
>>78849221
He's my bernd brother
http://krautchan.net/int/thread-41568849.html
i don't want to die my life is great.
>>78849217
shit thread
>>78849259
why did they redirect me to a yoga website?
>>78849237
you could be
>>78849259
yuya
why hasn't this place died yet
>>78849307
autism
>>78849307
free (you)s
I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF, SUCKING MY GOD DAMN DICK? NOOOOO
who /insomniac/ here
Not a fan of gook languages
>>78849291
is cute
Why is 4chan the only chan with a good layout?
>>78849201
Grotesque post
I already made the serious discussion version of that thread a few hours ago but now you copied me and made the shitty yes/no version of my thread so i will have to delete mine
>>78849329
I was
got over it kind of
unironically going to be in a Buddhist monastery for an afternoon in about a week.
thoughts?
>>78849331
wrong
>>78849345
normies need simplicity
>>78849370
that sounds very neat
i went to a hindu temple once
xavier renegade angel is really funny
>>78849370
Eat shit.
>>78849379
t. Wong
>>78849365
It waxes and wanes for me. I'll be fine for a couple weeks, then I'll have a few nights where I don't sleep at all or sleep less than 2 hours. It's fucking annoying and medication doesn't seem to do much.
>>78849370
you in the pic
MI
GUEL
ITO
>>78848960
>Hezbollah
good
>Anime
good
>Sexual frustration
I have that
>Recurring nightmare
don't care, maybe this is pretty important for some people but I've never had it
>Social anxiety
I have this really bad not in the meme way that all the fucking normalshitters are using the word to mean
>Iran
good
>White genocide
it exists except it's not genocide, it's suicide
>Suicidal idealizations
not an issue of mine
>Gardening
people who do it are good
>Clinical depression
I assume it sucks
>The Portuguese empire
"let's take this perfectly good country and fill it up with niggers"
>Celtic history and religion
idk
>Mommy issues
depending on what this actually means I may or may not have them
>Agriculture and the environment
renewable energy is good and I'm all for it but nuclear is pretty cool tbqh
I expect my bitcoins for filling out this survey to arrive soon thanks
>>78849402
t. pedro
>>78849351
she was just choking on my cock too XD
one time I bunched her panties up and stuffed them in her pussy while I fucked her hahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hgz-q76KtQ
should i make some oatmeal?
Asians are unattractive
>>78849461
yes
*shutsdown without saving after you made it*
>>78849463
much better than americans
stop being fags
>>78849411
what really helps me is to go into a low light condition an hour or so before i get in bed and read or write until
also getting up early and consistently
I still can't just go to bed whenever and get some shut eye
>>78849505
what about Asian Americans?
>>78849505
Incorrect statement
>>78849526
yes
saw a g*rl today. just about puked.
>>78849435
you should pimp her out to homeless guys for $5 a pop
>>78849545
my condolences
>>78849545
ikr
was she wearing suitpants?
I want to drink milk but I don't want to take it out of the bag.
stop saying my name
Hon tittar mig i ögonen
Och lindar sina armar om min hals
Folk omkring oss tittar på
Men det märker jag inte alls
Hon har väntat och sen länge bestämt sig för det här
Hon kysser mig på halsen med läpparna lätt isär
>>78849603
put it in the microwave the bag will melt
>>78849620
in english please
>>78849603
Be an asshole and stab a straw through the bag
>haven't been to classes since wednesday due to chronic illness
>decide sunday night that i need to drop out
>check the return of funds policy for my uni
>90% first week, 50% second week, so on
>can't leave because i'll owe an insane amount of money if i have to pay back 50% of tuition
>going to classes is a nightmare for me right now
i want to die
>>78849217
>>78849263
Backstory on this beef?
>>78849592
idk. I saw her in my peripheral and closed my eyes as quick as I could. I had to walk out of the room bumping into things until I was well clear of her.
did you know girls have boobs and they're pretty?
>>78849669
hes autistic and tries to stalk me on other websites for reasons i dont understand
>>78849659
mouthe skeks :::DD
>>78849660
Lmao that's actually a good idea. Don't have a straw right now but I'm def gonna try it.
>>78849683
begone corpse
>>78849687
See, this is why I don't use Redditflags
>>78849683
Yes i do, but what does your pic have to do with that?
She might be your gal, but she's everyone's pal, bud ;)
>>78849719
you are retarded and unfunny
>>78849736
begone gook shit
Anyone want to go for a drink in memphis
how can ryan have such bad taste in women
>>78849749
you are not white and don't belong within an ocean of this country
>>78849763
too bad for you im not going anywhere hon :)
Sociopaths should be killed on sight
CHI
i don't want to post asians because you guys tend to dislike it but i dont know what else to post tonight
The California and the Southwest need to be gassed.
ugh Mom cut my sandwich vertically instead of diagonally. she is NOT getting a kiss goodnight.
Pedophiles should be killed on sight
>>78849797
just keep posting asians
DES
doodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoo looking out the dirty old window doodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoo down below the cars in the city go doodoo rushing by doodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoo i sit here alone and I wonder whyy sssssssssssssssssss tch boom tch boom tch boom tch boom tch boom tch boom tch boom tch boom tch
>>78849797
don't listen to the brainlet from pennsylvania
PA
CANO
neighbors gave me one of their meal things from this mail order produce thing
it was beef, eggplant and all this middle eastern stuff. Good shit
controversy over women is easily solved by not posting women
>>78849857
>kosher food isn't haram
colour me brown
kys
hate cosmopolitans and "young professionals"
>controversy over women is easily solved by not posting women
i used to be a young professional like you
asian women are better looking than white women
did we get newfriends yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSPAPOUU0U
jam this lads
>>78849900
true quite often
>>78849289
It's very hard
boooOOOOooOooOooooooOooooooooOOoOoOoOoOoooooOoOowawawawawawawawawawawawawa
>>78849949
why
>>78849914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbHRlXg0IJc
my nigga
really hate the orient
>>78849970
cuck
>>78849970
we wuz skythians an shieet
>>78849957
I don't know...
Please help
jammin out to this new video
https://vimeo.com/231232347
>>78849986
i can't
>>78849996
Why
>>78850016
i don't know chinese
>>78850025
Why
>>78850025
shhhhhhhh babby
*puts ur head on my shoulder*
why the fuck would anyone learn chinese unless they had a chinese waifu?