/brit/

maisie

>>78844382
ri

need a bf

want to feel another mans weight pressing down on me

>>78844377
ewww no

>>78844421
want to be mine x

>>78844382
>those ice blue Aryan ashkeNAZI irises
>that lovely rack

I would betray my goy bloodline to inseminate Ashley

>>78844382
she looks ok until she stops looking directly at the camera
her profile is ghoulish

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Honey's arriving on Wednesday. I'm gonna put it in peanut butter and banana sandwiches and milk tea.

>>78844417
Joe King wants a fight with you mate

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>>78844417
>>78844421

actually scientifically speaking japanese has one of the most superior cadence of any human language

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found this piccie on my harddrive
don't remember why i made it
probably a good reason

chester btfo

business idea: double F cup as the standard for big boobs rather than double D

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>actually scientifically speaking japanese has one of the most superior cadence of any human language

>>78844478
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

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anime

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>>78844467
oh yeah it was poleaboo being a runt
also have this

anyone who uses redditflags is a fucking cunt

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>the irish
>white
lmao'ing rn

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how do i shave to get like this:
>>>/gif/11180456

????

you can only see redditflags if you yourself use the plugin, so who's really reddit here

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>cow tits

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will someone please be my bf

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NO!

>>78844519
Cover your genitals with Nair, wait 15 minutes, then wash it off.

>>78844536
Depends. Are you a girl, or a "girl"?

>>78844536
only if ur'are a cute(ish) girl(not a boy)

>>78844536
are you a qt girl

have always thought homosexuality seemed like a good time after you leave school but I can't get over the very basic hurdle of not being attracted to other men

>>78844443
DUDE

>>78844530
bender

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>>78844536
ill be your bf if youll have me

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Greatest city in the world.

>>78844361
Standard Mandarin is worse, Beijing dialect is worse than that, and Cantonese is the worst
t. studying Mandarin

>>78844561
>>78844560
>>78844552
*puts on tube socks and a miniskirt*

err... yes...

what unites europe other than beer, and the drinking thereof?

>>78844566
I'm attracted to men until they start talking about pinning me on a desk and fucking my boihole raw.
Then, I try being attracted to women until I listen to them talk.
'tis a struggl
Maybe furries are right

>>78844144
as in we set a time to watch it and watch it on 4od whilst posting on /brit/

>>78844566
think the trick is to find a girl (boy) and delude yourself into thinking that its a girl (girl)

https://youtu.be/AIZgw09CG9E?t=30s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03iwAY4KlIU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBC3RL7p4eo

all sorts of accents around these parts, lads

>>78844566
I sort of wish I was bisexual so I could play on a wider playing field. Sadly, I'm solidly heterosexual.

I'm not racist but I disproportionately dislike non whites co pared to whites (often based on the colour of their skin)
think it's just natural

FUCK OFF FAGGOTS

>>78844609
uhhh nah
I enjoy the company of my fellow men but have not had good experiences with the transoids

>>78844605
have you thought about topping instead

>>78844626
all sound the same, easy to understand dumbed down yankpatter

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Listening to some classics lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJDGcxAf9D8

>>78844591
c-c-cute bum anon x

>>78844608
don't like commitment

>>78844599
islam

>>78844582
I got some edible candies, and I thought it would be better if there was something I could stick in regular food (and drinks) and get high from. Edibles are a different experience from smoking weed. It's more psychedelic.

can someone make a vocaroo calling me a "good boy" so i can nut already please

>>78844668
hatred of?

>>78844599
clobbering the krauts

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>>78844652
He doesn't want to bottom

I need gays to be put out of business

>>78844605
you are gay

>>78844694
relationships are about compromise

ask if hed mind taking turns

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/902281947770007553

actual fucking madmen
you'd think the US would have their airspace covered or something

>>78844599
this is what's great about europeans
you can break the ice, start arguments, finish arguments, and generally have an enjoyable time when drinking with Europeans
can't do that anywhere else besides Australia and New Zealand
Africans can't afford alcohol, Middle Easterners aren't supposed to drink, Asians only drink at Karaoke, North Americans drink like "dude beer lmao" and I don't' know what South Americans do

>>78844657
ironic response 2bh

>>78844713
It's just a phase, haha

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made my own diy dimmer

>>78844665
not sure we can be friends

>>78844722
I guess they will only shoot it down at the very last minute because they don't want to provoke them any more in case it was "just flying over"
I've also heard that the missile defence systems in the far east brought in by the Yanks can't shoot down all NK missiles

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>>78844772
>2nd monitor in portrait
dropped

>>78844772
are you a boy

liverpool posetr

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>>78844382
STOP DOING THIS, PASSFAG
She is NOT sexy and stop making early news with her face on it.
Du bent kanker.

>>78844786
someone in one of the threads mentioned not wanting to cause debris to fall in case it wasn't an attack, which sounds reasonable

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Legalise it.

>>78844737
you just think they sound hard to understand cause yanks spend their entire life listening to nothing but standard american accents

might shave my genitals
havent done it since i was 17 and im curious about how it feels again

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>>78844784

>>78844833
>wild
i bet the yield/potency sucks

>>78844855
i do it every 3-4 days

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/brit/s not talking about the missile hmmm

>>78844836
We have metric volumes listed on the opposite side of our measuring cups and metric lengths on the opposite side of our yardsticks and rules.

>>78844872
just a trim or totally smooth?

>>78844826
he literally has man feet dude. and its just a random picture i found on my computer

>>78844875
fluffy marshmallow

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why can't we glass NK?

>>78844855
fucking hell, that's just basic male grooming
you must have a forest down there

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>>78844467

>>78844880
use a razor blade so the latter

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>>78844875
i am

about to launch a projectile of my own if you get my drift haha

>>78844875
north korea dropped another firework into the ocean.... who cares?

The fight just made me love McGregor more desu

YIFY is really awful lads, like really bad

>>78844439
pics?

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>man feet

love sweating whilst trying to get to sleep

fucking LOVE it

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BRAAAAAAAAFFFPPPTTT

>>78844876
how interesting...
*turns around and starts talking to someone else*

>>78844926
I dont save pictures of random girls posted on /brit/

>>78844908
doesn't it grow back itchy and horrible

>>78844875
did the chinaman fire the missile?

>>78844920
it went over northern japan this time

>>78844875
oh, did the gremlin fire a rocket?
oh, did the hobgoblin "react" angrily on twitter?

>>78844962
only after the first few times not after youve been doing it for a year or more

>>78844896
thought people just trimmed

>>78844971
no it was the northkoreaman

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do "men" really shave their body below the neck? pretty bent tbqh

I use the same beard trimmer on my face and pubes

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>not being able to tell the difference between men and women's bone structure

kim jong un is a bender

>>78845011
me too

>>78845011
its actually easier and less effort to just shave bolocks in shower

my pubes are falling out, bizarre

nonce hunters
https://youtu.be/hrCH_wkSh5Q

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>>78844658
both hot, 'cept for the white girl who wasn't even part of the initial line-up. Phwew, Keisha & Mutya. One of the good girly groups to come from the '00s.

pedophilia cat

>>78844978
yaaaaas queen slaaaay

(note I am not defending Kim or Trump)

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>>78845017
*chad

Shaving pubic hair is actually part of Islam. Inshallah. The kaffir are learning our ways.

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Stop posting big willies it makes me feel insecure

trimming your body hair is effeminate

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Rick morty waffles xD

really interesting podcast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsCn9cLs2iU

>>78845032
I wish mine would got too many desu

and leg hair too

>>78845091
alri bigfoot

>>78845106
No you don't, I don't think it's normal

Not seen a peep of GoT

>>78845085
>36% approval rating

is it really that bad

>>78845095
woah nerd xD

>>78845095
finale as in the end full stop? or are they making more seasons and it's the 'finale'

Willy's 4.5 inches. Not quite sure how to convert that to Kilos for you non-North Americans.

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>tfw no insane despotic little sister gf to rule the DPRK with

>>78845106
i have extremely thick leg hair but due to socks completely bare from just above the ankle down
looks like im wearing trousers looks right daft

can you get laser hair removal for that area behind and around your balls and arse? i look a bit wild down there truth be told

>>78845136
clearly the season finale
lurk the internet more you dumb twat

>>78845129
that's bad

I have really thin legs so it looks like I have clown shoes (size 10)

just came to a CD sissy with a thick 8inch cock cumming in slowmotion

>>78845129
surprised it's even that high, scrumpf is a joke

>>78845138
penises and screen sizes are measured in inches
it's a universal measurement

>>78845038
that "kitten" definitely looked old enough to be sexually mature. also lmao at the mouthbreathing runts in the comments

>>78845122
my pubes fall out but the only time I notice it is when I clean my toilet and I find all my pubes all over the place

>>78845105
just listened to the whole thing right this last few seconds. they're all full of shit. especially that one guy

>>78845178
yeah tbf I really can't think of anything positive he's done

>>78845147
pics

>>78845186
No I mean I have large clumps falling out

>>78845153
waxing strips are your friend

>>78845153
probably gives you ball cancer

>>78845091
this tbqh
they love their little nu male beards though

>>78845204
thanks for listening anyway

>>78845156
that's actually pretty rude. you're an asshole

>>78844591
this is why I can never go gay.
>>78845224
bit fascistic

>>78845224
if a party used "one nation" today they'd be accused of being fascists

>>78845210
go to a doctor I guess

>>78845091
nah I'm not having this
keeping your pubes under control is just basic courtesy
I draw the line at shaving armpits and chest hair but there is nothing wrong with trimming your pubes

one nation
(under god)

>>78845185
paedo apologist die

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>if a party used "one nation" today they'd be accused of being fascists

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>>78845206
you cant see it very well because of the lighting

>>78845177
post link

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>Praise be to Allaah.

>Al-Haafiz said in al-Fath (10/343):

>Al-Nawawi said: what is meant by al-‘aanah is the hair which is above and around the man’s penis, and the hair around the woman’s vagina. It was reported from Abu’l-‘Abbaas ibn Surayj that it is the hair that grows around the back passage. From all of this, we may understand that it is mustahabb to shave all the hair from the front and back and all around them. Shaving is mentioned because this is the most common method, but it is also permissible to remove hair by waxing, plucking, etc.

>Abu Shaamah said: al-‘aanah is the hair that grows on the rakab, which is what is underneath the bulge of the abdomen and above the private parts. Or it was said that it is the exterior of the private parts; or the private part itself, whether of a man or a woman. It is mustahabb to remove the hair from the front and back, indeed it is more important to remove the hair from the back, lest any faeces get stuck to it and cannot be removed by cleaning it with water or with stones, tissues, etc. Depilatory agents (waxing, sugaring, etc.) may be used instead of shaving, or the hair may be plucked or cut. Ahmad was asked about removing the pubic hair with scissors. He said, “I hope this will be good enough.” He was asked, “What about plucking?” He said, “Could anyone do that?” Ibn Daqeeq al-‘Eed said: the scholars of the Arabic language said: “al-‘aanah is the hair that grows around the private part, or it was said that it is where the hair grows. This is what was meant in the report. Abu Bakr ibn al-‘Arabi said: The pubic hair is the body hair which it is most important to remove, because it grows thick and dirt gets trapped in it. Ibn Daqeeq al-‘Eed said: it is as if those who said it is mustahabb to shave the hair around the back passage mentioned this by way of analogy.

>And Allaah knows best.

Alhamdulillah.

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blakes 7 is surprisingly good

>>78845220
doesn't it grow back all itchy?

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ethnic cleansing going on in Burma right now lads
Thousands being killed, tortured, raped and burned alive

>>78845290
too far away to care

>>78845205
he's harnessed enough liberal assrage to create a new clean energy source

got a 650 pixel penis

drinking port

>>78845247
mong

>>78845279
If you are being serious and this is actually perceived to be 'extremely thick leg hair' then I'm feeling EXTREMELY self conscious right now

>>78845290
>burma
literally where

>>78845289
thats why you keep doing it for eternity

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NEED an insane despotic little sister to rule the DPRK with

drinking harbour

Unfortunately didn't shag the 2nd girl in one day lads, she was keen but we planned poorly and couldn't pull it off


rreeee

got called an asshole by a yank lads

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>>78845305
epic stuff bro

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Nation_Labour
VERY unflattering photograph of ed miliband in this article header

I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed

>>78845305
not really enough is it

going to have a fag in my room
hoping the night will give it enough time for the smell to dissipate

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GOT. TO BE. STARTING. SOME. THING.

not sure if that was a countermeme or what
ive been hoisted by my own petard

Just to get it all out, what's in my head

so jon and dany are cousins or what?

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My leg hair just stops at my feet

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*takes a sip*

>>78845393
>jon
*aegon

>>78845336
I would feel a bit sexually deviant getting into a routine like that

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>epic stuff bro

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>>78845363
>he still feels emotions
get a load of this normie

>>78845380
i thought a homosexual was moving in with you

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/846923/North-Korea-latest-news-Kim-Jong-un-Japan-World-War-3
>BRINK OF WW3: North Korean despot Kim Jong-un fires ANOTHER missile towards Japan
How do they get away with these headlines?

>>78845394
same

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>smoking in 2017

>>78845284
Rorkes will actively grow their corporal hair merely to be in defiance of Islam, but that's assuming they can comprehend any of this.

>>78845380
fag smoke takes ages to clear and any clothes you have in your room are going to smell until they're next washed unless you smoke a lot, then they never will

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really lost track with game of thrones lads, can't remember who half the people are and how the names connect, feel like i'm missing out

hate having memory loss

>>78845363
We all do lad

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Kim Yo Jong

>>78845423
Gotta get cancer somehow.

FDR: Longest serving president,created social security
Truman: Dropped the A-bomb on Japan
Nixon: Met with Mao Zedong and opened relations with China
Reagan: Ended the cold war
Trump: Made people I don't like angry

>>78845394
thats like mine but far less prounounced than mine because im a better person than you
>>78845418
wank me

>>78845393
Aunt and nephew

I have hair growing on the top of my feet

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more youtube links of qts staring

seeing a psychologist tomorrow

>>78845408
you could get a gf to do it for you :)

american political party idea: name = one god

>>78845458
>Truman: Dropped the A-bomb on Japan
yeah let's all aspire to kill hundreds of thousands of civilians

smoking is fucking disgusting

>>78845417
they fired it over Japan this time, not just towards

>>78845205
something something tpp

>>78845477
japs arent people

>>78845477
He won defeated Japan and won WW2 mate, what have you done

>>78845290
HAHA reminded of all those tv campaigns with bob geldof and the likes in the 90s/early 00s all telling us to give money to that ying sing whatever the fuck her name was bitch who was the angel of burma haha

they're all remarkably silent about her now haha

>>78845474
no I couldn't

>>78845477
They had plenty of opportunity to surrender

>>78845380
smoke in my room constantly

literally everything smells of cigs but I couldn't care less desu, funny when I sell shit on eBay and they cry that it all stinks haha

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Who /part of the 2%/ here?

Tony Blair was NOT a Blairite.

>>78845484
its fun and i like it
do it very rarely though smoked just 1once in past 3 months sadly

*lights up cigarette*

Hey guys. What are you talking about? *fills room with smoke*

>>78845507
complete cunt

going to do some LoL aram euw if someone wants to join add trixie, not a girl

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need an ugly jewish gf

>>78845512
wtf

>>78845290
Why they do dis?

she wants a man from burma

>>78845523
perhaps they shouldn't buy used fucking clothes then

runts

Really happy that smoking has gone out of fashion. Rarely see anyone smoking nowadays

Bi, my name is Tony and this is every frame a painting

>>78845290
oh dear

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Just think it's a bit odd that 33rd degree mason Harry Truman decided to bomb the two cities in Japan with the highest Christian population

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>>78845380
Why does it fucking matter in any way?
>"UUUh, tobacco smoke's mekin' me room a bit smelle. Musn't let mumme notice."

>>78845560
grrrrrr
wnak

>smoking

never saw the point in that
my dad's constant coughing when he smoked put me off it

>>78845290
would care if they were under british dominion
otherwise tough luck

I smoke quite a lot of weed desu lads

>>78845535
She looks like a background character in a Disney movie.

>>78845484
agree tbqh
wouldn't mind if every smoker was rounded up and thrown in a work camp
so disgusting

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>decide to play a quick bit of mount and blade at 7pm
>look up at the clock just now
>it's midnight

>>78845549
you must never go out then?
virign
everyone smokes on nights out

>>78845290
Don't you mean Myanmar?

>>78845592
peter is pretty funny tbqh, way more entertaining than bland conservative

Chris Morris: A week of foul-tempered debate in Europe ended this afternoon as finance ministers agreed new quota rates for trade with the United States. In Brussels is our economics correspondent, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan - Peter, what is the new rate?

Peter: It's 30 percent, Chris. Agreement was a long time coming, but in the end the decision was unanimous.
Chris: What was the Germans' reaction, because they've been holding out for 40 percent, haven't they?
Peter: That's right. When I spoke to finance minister Reinhardt earlier today, he said he didn't like the deal, but he had to go along with it.
Chris: Really? You spoke to him yourself, you managed to pin him down? He's a pretty tricky man, isn't he?
Peter: That's right.
Chris: Where did you get hold of him?
Peter: He was in the hotel.
Chris: And you conducted a conversation with him about the quota rates?
Peter: That's right - he said he didn't like it, but he had to go along with it.
Chris: What language did you conduct this conversation in, Peter?
Peter: ...German.
Chris: You spoke to him about the technicalities of the deal in German?
Peter: Yes.
Chris: So what's the German for 30 percent?
Peter: Trenter percenter.
Chris: Dreißig prozent?
Peter: Yes.
Chris: And what about that quote you attributed to him, "I don't like it but I'll have to go along with it"?
Peter: That's what he said.
Chris: How did he say it?
Peter: I don't like it, but I'll have to go along with it.
Chris: In German, how did he say it?
Peter: Ich nichten lichten...
Chris: Presumably you mean "Rufen Sie ein Taxi bitte sonst verpass' ich meinen Flug"?
Peter: Yes.
Chris: No you don't, Peter, because that means "Get me a taxi; I'm late for my plane". Now I'm going to ask you a question - did you speak to the German finance minister about the new deal this afternoon?
Peter: ...no.
Chris: And what was his reaction?
Peter: I don't know.
Chris: Peter, thank you.

>>78845590
>sm*kers
>working for more than 15 minutes at a time before their death stick addiction kicks in
idk

>>78845592
Noone

got called a hypocritical, racist, alcoholic on the leftypol discord

did you know that baby scorpions are unironically called scorplings

>there are people on /brit/ who smoke

are you dumb?

>>78845641
yes

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haha wahey

>>78845652
its fun
but tastewise pipe is far far better than cigarettes and even cigars maybe

had a coffee that was too strong after dinner and I haven't had a wank and I can't sleep

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>pipe is far far better than cigarettes and even cigars maybe

Quick roundup of today's gayness, starting with the roads: The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M. They are all gay as of midnight tonight. The gay elements are Potassium. Zinc. Hydrogen. Copper. And Argon. A quick look at the World's walls: The Wailing Wall is gay. Hadrian's Wall is very gay. The Great Wall Of China, that's not gay. And the Old London Wall has also stopped being gay. Gay cars next, they're the same as last night: all Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985, they stay gay for another fortnight. And finally, the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean

>>78845652
dont smoke but ye i am quite dumb desu

covfefe

>>78845458
well trump has done a lot of what he promised to do early. the stock market continues to climb and unemployment continues to drop as well. not sure what you're expecting after only 8 months and dems cock blocking him at every opportunity. his health care shit is a mess though.

hate vapers
hate cigarette smokers
love pipe smokers
love cigar smokers

>>78845615
need a podcast of morris commenting on every political happening

>People smoking on my /brit/?
Close the door on your way out bois

nothing better than a rollie and a cold pint of lager on a summer's night

anyone who says otherwise is a poof

don't do it too often though maybe buy a single 25 g pack of baccie a year

>>78845683
good

>>78845652
yeah but I also don't plan on doing anything in my life particularly worth saving myself for either so I don't care

>>78845693
i had a pipe last summer like it alot but i broke it :(

alri

imagine being addicted to anything
imagine polluting your body with drugs

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Hitchens Power Ranking:

>1st. Christopher Hitchens
>2nd. Anthony Hitchens
> - power gap -
> .....
> .....
> .....
> .....
> .....
>1001th. Peter Hitchens

can't fucking wait until I retire so I can spend my life either smoking hamlets in the boozer, smoking biftas at home or shagging the missus on copious amounts of viagra

>>78845735
i'll break my pipe off in your arse mate

>>78845626
yeah good
let them die lol

what's weed like

is it cool

Why is it that femoids try to invade every group? They cannot relate to us in any way possible. Many men here STRUGGLE to get even the most average and plain women whereas female "incels" bitch and complain about not having chad. They have literally hundreds of orbiters. They overrate themselves and refuse to date their looksmatch until they're finally desperate.

I just don't get it.

>>78845769
yeh its kew

>>78845769
slight buzz in your head
though if you smoke enough of it you feel really light

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>>78845752
ah yes Peter Hitchens, my favourite centre-left commentator

>>78845752
he looks ridiculously jewish there

got called intellectually dishonest in ocado

>>78845769
yeah its nice

If dubs i will post my eyes

>>78845748
literally can't lad. I think people who say shite like
>I NEED a drink after my shift lol
are cretins desu

>>78845769
so far whenever ive taken it feel like when youre drunk but also very tired
just left me sat in a chair not speaking or doing anything last time

>>78845800
post willy

>>78845769
its aight

still like to smoke with the missus before we go at it

good morning britainese
i drinking english breakfast tea without milk and sugar

>>78845700
what has he done that he promised to do?

>>78845800
don't care

>>78845769
Makes you feel like you just woke from a nap

>>78845800
DO IT

>>78845817
kim jong nearly destroyed your cunt while you slept

Old Man: (reads card) This is my complaint, right? TV is the most un-kinking, un-happening, un-sussed piece o' sheet in the hood right now.
Chris Morris: Look at the lens please.
Old Man: Oh sorry. You gotta get it. Totally dis-counture. More in the area. See, I'm talking more ragga, more boogle, more death mental...
Chris Morris: Death metal.
Old Man: Death metal and Belgian house. You hear me? Let's get TV banging... mud the far cuss.
Chris: And look at the camera again and nod your head as you say that.
Old Man: Mud the far cuss.
Chris: And say that last bit again once more into the camera.
Old Man: Mud the far Cuss.

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>>78845752
>Anthony Hitchens

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>>78845674
Yup. I only smoke a pipe. Good stuff.

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>>78845290

>>78845813
Only if trips
>>78845828

Bully

>>78845817
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-41078187
don't die anon-san

>>78845535
i know you're trolling but i really do need one

>>78845752
Christopher Hitchens was a fedoraite drunkard and a warmonger to boot. His only asset was a voice approximately as soothing as his brother's.

welp looks like we're going to war boyos

morning lads

>>78845872
>>78845872

new

>>78845757
>smoking in the pub
hmmm

finished wine finished port opening pints

just shut up

you know who you are

I'm going to Burger King see you in a bit lads

>>78845832

Eggs de

properly wish I was gene hunt desu

that was proper policing

>>78845833
welcome
i want off days
kim must be destroy japan

>>78845545
Can't sleep next to a mad dog.

>>78845769
It's not always the same for me. Sativas make euphoric and laugh a lot. Indicas ease your muscles and joints but can also make you cataconic (not a good time). Edibles are a bit like both (since they can contain sativas or indicas, or hybriids) but also come in nice and slow and gives you a nice trip.

The reason they feel different is because Sativas are more even in levels of CBD and THC, and CBD counteracts the psychoactive effects of THC, so it's more balanced. Indicas are higher in THC than CBD, so you get this heavy psyhcoactive experiene that makes you loosen your anus. With Edibles THC is converted into another compound when absorbed through your liver, and it's very different than smoking.