Why is the United States of America best at EVERYTHING? We're

File: 1503840209262.png (50KB, 645x729px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 645x729px

>>78844360

Geographical luck and protestant work ethic.

File: usacrime.jpg (67KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 640x360px

>>78844360
Best at crime too!

>>78844416
Talk smack all you want, but just know that the meek and submissive leaders of your countries would NEVER EVER fuck with America, because America is the supreme Alpha male of countries.

File: 1486254631720.gif (982KB, 320x287px) Image search: [Google]

982KB, 320x287px

>>78844416
>Russia conveniently has no data.

>>78844416
>no data
lmao, just add another 10 or 20 cunts with no data to make your pic wider, retard.

>>78844775
Do you know what the G8 is

>>78844775
it's the g8 countries though

>>78844745
>>78844775
>let's ignore the fact that we have almost five times the crime of the mafia capital of the world

>>78844989
>>78844994
ah my bad, i didn't notice the title
so it is not just homicides but gun related homicides? why that specific?

Meaning you'll fall in no time.

>>78845006
black on black ghetto crime vs broad day light execution style murders anywhere in your country. start a business in italy don't pay mafia and get killed. you are now what we were in 1800's.

>>78845252
>still have lower homicide rate than the self-proclaimed beacon of Western civilization
Hilarious

>>78844360
>filled with Latin(o)s
>helmed by a mad emperor
>poorly thought out and failing military campaigns
>collapsing
Yep, it totally checks out.

>>78845184
and we will fall on you, neighbor. we are heavy so beware. ever seen how a big tree can smash a house? that's what's gonna happen

I wish i could live in america. Instead i'm stuck in this piece of shit country

>>78845297
what do you mean self proclaimed? you cucks are so infatuated with us you made us your beacon. you consume our shit in copious amounts. hilarious indeed

>>78845357
come home to miami, good brazilian. you don't hate us right?

>>78845370
>still has a Africa tier homicide rate
Truly hilarious

>>78845370
Consume what shit in copious amounts?

>>78845404

Nope. I was in Miami once, went there in 2011, tried speaking english to the locals but they couldn't understand me: they only spoke spanish. Tried speaking portuguese to them but still they couldn't figure out what i was saying. Only people in Florida that spoke english were the Disney park staff.

>>78845479
He thinks that people listening to Despacito is a big cultural victory for the USA

Mexico doesn't suck so bad, stop trying to cross the border, be happy with what you have

BR sucks complete dick though

>>78844659
Russia is fucking with the US almost daily

>>78845527
I like Mexico, shame there's so much shit going on between us.

File: muh #1's nigguh.jpg (4MB, 2539x6947px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 2539x6947px

>>78844360
>Why is the United States of America best at EVERYTHING?

HOL' UP

>>78845517
kek that's funny. i got back from miami a few weeks ago and the condo i rented was full of spanish speaking tourists as well. probably spaniards but not sure. but the personnel in the lobby were all native english speakers. funny when i took a walk in a local park i saw chicanos playing basketball with the blacks. there was quite a bit of height difference between the two groups!

>>78845929

If you see white people speaking spanish they're probably from Argentina.

>>78844391
>Even with the fortune of being away from Germany's two temper tantrums they still find a way to fuck themselves up and become second-rate
JUST

The AMERICAN man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is freedom loving, as a result of his high levels of testosterone and supplemented diet. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his thick layers of fat. These beautiful curves remind us of his wealth and high status, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the abundance of nutrition available at Walmart and McDonalds, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The thick layers of flesh reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past, by his physical girth alone the AMERICAN man displays his high status and we therefor feel the need to submit to him .

The AMERICAN man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behavior strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(europoor dogs)

In total, the AMERICAN man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint, as his partner enjoys his oversized and superior body.

All this is the reason why the AMERICAN man is the epitome of masculinity.

>>78847616
Reminds me of muslim males, especially the "His behavior strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(europoor dogs)" part desu

>>78847771
It's true
Most Europeans have never seen a gun in their life

>>78847616
what, no pic?

I m glad to know that just like Rome , your domination will sooner or later end . Too bad i will not be alive to witness that great day

>>78847822
I'm fairly sure higher % of Finns have seen a gun and played with it for several months than Americucks

But

>casual random chat everywhere


ew

>>78848036
Even if that is true (it isn't true by the way) Finns are not even 1% of Europe's population

>>78848124
>it isn't true by the way

100% of our males are conscripted by default and serve 6 to 12 months (some of them are not eligible though)

Are guns really THAT prevalent in USA? I highly doubt

>>78848227
>100% of our males are conscripted by default and serve 6 to 12 months

well in that case...

>>78844360
diversity

>>78845967
You'd be blind looking at how white argentines are

File: virgin president.jpg (66KB, 1188x540px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 1188x540px

>>78844360

>>78845357
I was at a store today and overhead some Brazilians talking

>>78844360
LOS ESTADOS JUDIOS CHICANOS DE AMÉRICA

eyes hurt

>>78844360
truuue. not how these threads make euros flock in just to be upset hahahah

>>78848227
It's like 68% nowadays who serve in the army

>>78848227
the US has a 112 guns per capita

File: kinder-surprise-700x635.png (602KB, 700x635px) Image search: [Google]

602KB, 700x635px

>>78844360

And what happened to Rome?

>>78844360
well, duh
this is what happens when devoted people who wants to work hard and make money go to the land of opportunity at the other side of the ocean, safe from war, disease and everything else

>>78844360
A mix between being the best geographical place on earth and being anglo.

File: 1340433133397.jpg (103KB, 384x313px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 384x313px

>>78844360
>best
but you're not