are lad edition
We need to make a TV commercial for 4chan with a young racially diverse cast enjoying anonymous posting on the internet. We can finish on the slogan:
>4chan: Adults Just Don't Get It.
>>78840255
Hm?
>>78840255
Devon mentioned
alri keithio
why did i get jannied
hmm
cara
RIP anime (repost)
got a Korean gf and her dad literally looks like a Korean Bruce Willis
keep having this situation in my head where 'I don't wanna miss a thing ' starts playing and he stops being mean to me and saves us both and goes out all guns blazing in the war lads
making me tear up desu
>the gf cooks and cleans for me
>her cooking sucks and her cleaning is sloppy
need a bf
fuck off chester
>>78840285
scroll your way to childhood obesity
>>78842708
I need you out of business
so what time do we all start posting our cocks.
>>78842724
>>78840255
can't tell if I like him or not
>>78840319
good
>>78842677
very good
anime
me on the right
leftypol posters on the left
>North Korea holds fresh missile test, triggering warnings in Japan, but projectile lands in sea, South Korea says
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-41078187
>>78842755
now
this is Bernie :3
really wan't Labour back lads
>>78842785
why is her eyes so big ??
>>78842784
do you by any chance have any more big brown eyed girls with fringes?
>>78842827
Did it go through Japan's air space? That's what's important.
>>78842834
its cuter that way
>>78840319
mentioned
whereabouts
>>78842774
Peep Show was funny but everything else that Mitchell & Webb have been involved in has been trash. His public television persona is dumb and he tries to be some conveyor of logic and humor but only comes off as a flabby asshole with unsolicited and poorly thought out opinions
>>78842840
hm hold on let me check...
yes
even if NoKo did all the shit they are probably capable of, there isn't going to be a WW3 as a result cause they have literally no-one on their side
they'll just get obliterated the moment they do anything and that will be that
>>78842850
when black people do anything besides eat bananas in the jungle they're appropriate white culture
>>78842850
how can it be cultural appropriation when none of those black people are actual africans the only difference is them being more violent and tanned
I don't need no favors
>>78842783
are girls like this really stuck up? t. abnormie
https://twitter.com/dQE0g5lZlLriFcj/status/902283021386002432
this is pretty scary desu
>>78842850
if they don't like it then they'll have to give up 90% of black positions in media because that's why we keep them around on TV and in movies
me talking about Syrian refugees vs me talking about Korean refugees
>>78842931
whats scary about a goofy sounding alarm?
>>78842884
This
They dont want a war, they just want attention and concessions
>>78842884
Everyone wants NK gone, but it's about more than NK
China aren't just gonna sit around and let america destroy NK, send millions of refugees in to china, and have a military base on the border.
NK will just be the spark
Not a bad haul for 7 shit posts.
>>78843004
Devon
>>78843003
want that ginger girl
>>78843003
nonce
england first, britain second
*steals your bf*
>>78843047
this
just joined a group calling themselves britain last
imagine how the first caveman felt when he discovered food
>>78843037
Hampshire actually.
/norkrefugeegf2017/ plans seem to all be coming together
any (You) man in?
>>78843004
its a missile warning. imagine hearing that here with no context, you'd think the world was ending.
What's wrong with this flag lads??
>he doesn't start his day with freshly squeezed orange juice
Hello plebs
>>78843063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ
>>78843088
no i wouldnt
>>78843074
doesnt make sense on numerous levels
>>78842755
>>78843094
nothing
>>78842850
This isn't actually the BBC r-right lads
>>78843094
Too much going on in it
north korea fired a missile over japan
wonder what trump will tweet about it
>waking up for work in 7 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSvxpxoWOT0
>>78843098
very bad for your teeth. you can tell they drown it in sugar by the way it tastes nothing like the juice from an orange
>>78843143
what the FUCK do you think freshly squeezed means
>>78843094
Puts the uk in yuk!
>>78843132
Brendan.exe
>>78843110
nothing gets past you does it lad
>>78843114
nope
>>78843094
not wrong but nope
PAY FOR DEANOS SECOND DEGREE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>78843087
Here lad, wys.
>>78840285
that'd actually be really funny. wish i had enough money to do that or i would
>>78843143
Pleb. It tastes exactly like actual orange because it is, and I watch them make it. Only thing added is ice.
>>78843094
its upside down
>>78843094
no cornish representation
japs are getting bombed by the norks right now
fuck houston, fuck texans. hope they all drown. rightful pay back by mother nature
gurning like an idiot to these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pyrFgPYfY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDxF3uMVawo
>>78843237
good
not a fan of japan or the japanese
>>78843179
Never even considered getting a job off the first 60 grand the govvies paid him. Straight to the disgruntled social media post about the gov not lending him another 60k
>>78843179
uclan
>>78843179
if it's his dream why didn't he do it as his first degree
my house was destroyed in the hurricane
can hear someone crying
>>78843213
>>78843157
thought you were talking about tropicana x
>>78843233
why would it have representation for a country that never existed?
https://www.fb.com/1376923542427166/videos/1385556228230564/
Miss Lancashire 2017 Finalist Katie Littlewood has posted a new video!
>>78843290
Learn to read mate
gooning like an idiot to this
>>78843278
lmfao
>>78843216
ding ding ding everyone else should be ashamed
any paddy man in
>>78843278
>american houses
might roll a spliff. thoughts?
>>78843094
Saint Patrick's saltire and Saint Andrew's are not in perfect alignment or whatever: it is not symmetric.
>>78843278
owned
>>78843340
2bh you wouldn't want brick houses in that climate.
I'd like a good movie to watch, preferably in english since im not arsed to read subs right now
YEWWWCLAN?
>>78843311
*doesn't reply because i can't read your post*
hm what did you say
hey lads
*AHEM*
I SAID
ANY PADDY MAN IN?
>>78843246
junkie music
>>78843372
Mr beans holiday
>>78843314
funny how she rid of the flag the minute the money started coming in
Might shag a middle aged prozzie
>>78843296
you watch your fucking mouth
>>78843372
k-on movie dub
mountains get big because they have no natural predators
>>78843416
seen it, thank you for taking the time though
>>78843367
stone will make it cooler
>>78843427
haha pasties btfo
>>78843374
what's wrong with it???
*glances over shoulder at the loud swede and returns to ignoring him*
>>78843374
'ERE RUSS
>>78842850
most of my reaction gifs are cats though
>>78843443
brick isnt stone
>>78843442
Bean (1997)?
want to fuck rosie's shitpipe but in a romantic loving way
>>78843428
rather off myelf
would love to shag 99% of women I come across
>>78843314
Would be a cracker if this body was on a cis female. Makes me sad that we paid thousands in taxes to enable a bloke to post slutty photos on twitter.
any uni of edinburgh lads in
>>78843481
didn't say it was
>>78843496
this
>>78843490
give us some criteria then ladddo
>>78843428
>dub
>>78843480
speciesist cunt
wouldnt want to be a jap right now lads
scary north korean posturing
>>78843505
fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvJzi0BXcGI
the virgin urine
>>78843531
i'm sorry but the japanese language is utterly repulsive to listen to especially when coming out of girls
>>78843504
about 40 m from there. be there in a jiff
>>78843372
tenacious d pick of destiny
>>78843504
Soon lad. What year you in? Might transfer for next September
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnjk_NGiihw
NK have gone too far this time lads. gona get my mates and beat up the first nork we see.
any Hull lads in?
>>78843544
nah
norks won't actually fire an armed missile since they'd get destroyed
>>78842850
>BBC
Ah, yes. Like clockwork
>>78843372
'bout to watch submarine on 4od. Maybe we could watch it together :)
>>78843571
>>78843569
going into first year
anything I should know
lol what are you going to do about it, virgins?
>>78843567
stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid post
I have the same birthday as Lindsay Lohan
Really wanna fuck a girl up the arse and watch her facial expressiond in the mirror
watching bela lugosi movies on youtube lads
/are guy/
>>78843567
absolute pleb
ulcer in my mouth
spot on my back
hot and humid
Going to go mental
*dismantles your argument with ease*
>>78843567
Okay, each man to his own preference, but I stayed in a hotel where all the movies were dubbed into Italian or German and it looked fake as fuck. I opt for with subs at all times.
>>78843633
doxxed
North Korea doing shit AGAIN
And just before I pop off to that side of the world
>>78843625
Weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb
really hungry right now desu
>>78843606
yeah i dont think they will unless things go completely pear-shaped for em
they're still mad to pull shit like this though
>>78843633
jake?
>>78843658
he looks like a dog
Yaaaas
top lad
>>78843651
>>78843625
go bum some sushi
>>78843485
Will rewatch it tomorrow, not feeling it right now, thanks.
>>78843514
Not anime, not capeshit, something a bit out of the ordinary.
>>78843618
Not too big on romance drama, you seen it before?
>>78843660
doesn't matter when it's animations
might eat some banana cake
>drumpf is getting BTFO by a little yellow balding manlet
howling
yaasss
>>78843686
Nope
>>78843719
never heard of it
>>78843702
look at the cleavage on her
you know the one
Imagine going to Edinburgh uni now, shithole compared to 10-15 years ago desu
>>78843712
Mystic River
>>78843658
lol
Been working nonstop since january
Taken no leave
>>78843733
MTV is jewish owned
Browsing r9k
P comfy tbqh
>>78843738
'tis cake with huge fucking bananas in it.
>>78843761
looks like she deliberately elbows the girl behind her
>>78843786
nothing unordinary about that
>>78843769
2nd best uni in scotland
still doesn't make sense for foreigners to come here though
it wouldn't make sense for scots to go here if it wasn't free lol
>>78843702
Can't recall anything in recent memory that's made me cringe as hard as these
Howling at them chinkies thinking they're tough. We've got Allah on our side, we're literally unbeatable.
>>78843808
For yanks maybe
>>78843702
that '''''male''''' in the orange tank top is the poster boy for cultural marxism
gonna go creep on my oneitis tomorrow lads, just found out where she works
>>78843069
>tattoo
going to M&S tomorrow. very excited
>>78843733
>Your ancestors and race don't mean anything
>But this descendent of Robert e Lee is saying all whites need to take a stand so you should listen!
????
lads
need a bit of advice here
in December 2016 i went up to university to interview for a place and while i was there i hooked up with this student guy called Sam who was a bit older (23 to my 18) but extremely attractive, well endowed, cuddly, everything. we just had that one night together.
so fastforward 9 months and now ive gotten into university (yay). but it has also been a while since i got laid, and id like to re-establish contact with him when the term starts in about a month. I dont have his number, but I do know enough about him to figure out which college he goes to and to find him in person, but im a bit afraid that will weird him out or scare him off.
how can i reapproac/proposition him in a way that wont creep him out?
>>78843833
>tank top
foy
>>78843848
what you going to get x
>>78843829
allah sucks my shitty arsehole
any Irish man in
come here so I can fucking hear me à la
>>78843712
not seen it before and i dont really know what its about but it seems to me like an autistic love. which is quite heartwarming
>>78843839
very good lad
i am delusional and insane
>>78843733
>Robert Lee IV
state of yank names
>>78843658
>leather jacket
WE GOT A BAD ASS OVER HERE
only time I ever that cunt was when he was dave rubin's show and he's a 3ft midget with an annoying voice and a wife who he's convinced was, like him, a virgin when they married
>>78843570
cover looks a bit shite but it might be a bit of fun, will check out soon
>>78843770
went on a clint eastwood binge within the last few months so its too fresh on my mind, thanks though
>>78843817
Yeah doubt it's that bad now, Just started filling up with snooty but not wealthy cunts when I was there.
>>78843833
He's a pretty big lad desu he looks like the Chad of this group. Probably gets all the hipster girls
>>78843852
>need a bit of advice
then fuck off to >>>/adv/ bender
>>78843852
FOBNT
>>78843852
poof
don't ignore me you Mcbastards
>>78843861
meal deal xxxx probably going to be way out of my budget in which case I'll go to tesco :(
>>78843864
Devon
could intellectually HEEM anyone in this thread without even using 0.1% of my brain
>cultural marxism
>>78843887
Hunt for the Wilderpeople
GAWD LOGAN IS SUCH A TWOT
MOM CAN WE GO TO SAM'S CLUB I NEED SOME RED SOLO CUPS FOR THE PART
>>78843887
its great fun, still sing beelzeboss in the shower
>>78843852
You an oxford man?
>>78843919
where is this??
>it's a tarquin fucks up his A levels but daddy isn't rich enough to buy him in to Oxbridge episode
Reading Zootopia fanfiction
>>78842873
>>78840319
answer me you filthy inbred bumpkin
>>78843878
This. Always amusing who these alt right conservatives are with. Molymeme's wife is some ugly cunt who i assume is the only one who he could find to listen to his insane cult tier beliefs and ego. Steven Crowder also claims he and his wife were virgins before marriage. Only one I can see having some normal behaviour is pjw.
>Thicc & well endowed shemales
who needs a gf when I got /gif/
>>78843993
its called zootropolis in the uk
>>78843993
we have a patrician in /brit/ I see
>>78844006
that place just depresses me with its unrealistically perfect dicks and qt traps tbqh
hate going there but often i just cant resist
:^(
>>78843991
my dad is on the board of governors at one of the cambridge colleges and got me in even though I failed all my A Levels
>>78843993
>Zootopia
FOY
>>78843733
is that a tv channel?
https://nypost.com/2017/08/28/pastor-osteen-shuts-church-amid-flooding-crisis/
love christians
hate drowning poor people
simple as
who was in the wrong here?
dont think i'll ever get the appeal of traps
even if they look perfectly passable as soon as the dick comes out it all comes crashing down for me
it just isn't cricket
>>78844001
wtf she's not ugly at all mate
>want to be a cute petite trap
>huge square jaw, dimpled chin, 6'4" tall and thick 7" willy
>>78844059
categorically untrue
t. knower
>>78844107
pics
>>78843866
What'd you mean by watch it together? dont think it'd work on a sync site desu
>>78843947
dont like fat annoying kids, or kiwis
>>78844099
They're both ham beasts who cares
>>78844099
need a fat gf lads
>>78843987
Western State Hospital VA I think
>>78844026
Why did you guys change the movie's name?
>>78843991
fucking so many of these cunts at my uni despite not being oxbridge
>>78844107
post pics of willy please...
im kind of "in heat" right now and i really need this
>>78844107
>the chad trap
>>78844107
None of this is true
>>78844144
LA confidential
>>78844157
only brits are smart enough to understand zoo + metropolis = zootropolis
any leigh-on-sea man in
>>78844153
Nice, swear I've seen a ghost hunters once there
>>78844162
bent twat
>>78844162
what would your parents think if they saw this post
>>78844187
Just watched it
>>78844115
The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents.
Gomenasai /brit/, my name is Ken-sama.
I’m a 27 year old american otaku (anime fan for you gaijins). I draw anime and manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak japanese fluently, both kanji and the osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my japanese visa, I am moving to tokyo to attend a prestigious high school to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for studio ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
wish me luck in japan!
>>78844107
You can always be a bear trap.
>>78844218
his parents probably molested him that's why he's a bender
>>78844226
on the waterfront
>>78844226
The Man From Earth
Dinner With Andre
Minority Report
>>78844099
CIA for not letting them bring their friends
>>78843786
bet you took weekends off you lazy cunt
love all these middle class shops in London but can't afford them simple as
>>78844216
>>78844218
dont care
i NEED a cute willy right NOW
>>78844226
seven psychopaths
>>78844099
Wearing thigh highs
>America is ug-
>>78844243
good luck ken mate. make sure to post photos in /brit/ during your travels. hope it goes well for you lad!
>>78844305
pics
>>78843943
Anytime I see those two words adjoined, the following text more-often-than-not makes for dire reading and makes me wish I can regain the time that I wasted upon scolling mine eyes through each letter.
bout time I put a stop to all this
*puts a stop to all this*
*roll credits*
>>78844310
small town America is undeniable comfy.
more movies less willies
>>78843878
>WE GOT A BAD ASS OVER HERE
literally redd.it post fuck off twat
>>78844318
JANNY!
JANNY!
JANNY!
>>78844318
wew
>>78844318
decent willy
no homo
janitor strike! before the benders see!
>>78844055
same
I know if I get a tranny escort I'm probably going to be extremely dissapointed
How can anyone deny that Japanese sounds like a bag of angry cats?
I wouldn't say it's an ugly language but the screaming in anime is nails on a chalkboard tier
>>78844318
i audibly moaned a little when i saw this
thats so hot
will filmlad ever choose a film
>>78844366
giv me suc
any of you gay lads want to cuddle with me?
>>78844364
actually a bit gay
>>78844361
THANK YOU. it is utterly unbearable
>>78844330
will respond in kind an hour or so from now
>>78844361
Mandarin sounds 10x worse
I was actually surprised when i hear Chinese for the first time. its horrific unfortunately
>>78844367
>>78844367
new
>>78844099
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>78844361
Standard Mandarin is worse, Beijing dialect is worse than that, and Cantonese is the worst
Hello everyone
I will be traveling to the UK soon and I would like to be able to watch TV while I'm there.
Can anyone here help me apply for a television license?
Any help would be appreciated
>>78844144
as in we set a time to watch it and watch it on 4od, whilst posting on /brit/
>>78843702
Christ alive, they really have gone and destroyed this show.
>>78843414
I'm not a junkie, explain that, twat.
>>78844268
Bit old, not feeling it right now
>>78844270
Minority report doesn't fit the other two at all, don't remember it being all that good. Dinner with Andre the most interesting seeming to me.
>>78844283
Will check it out
>>78844513
Don't like commitment like that
"I, too, saw this movie at San Diego Comic-Con 2007, and was incredibly happy that I did. I would, however, in no way consider this a thriller, as another reviewer did. This is a movie to provoke deep thought and conversation and that dares to challenge mainstream beliefs. It is one of the most intensely engaging dramas that I have had the pleasure to see. Excellent ensemble performances created believably real characters, each with his or her own fallibilities, personal credo, and enthusiasms.
The movie is basically a conversation amongst college professors. So if you are looking for serial murders, chase scenes, or shoot-outs, you won't find it here. If you enjoy thought experiments and intelligent discourse, and appreciate what it means to accept your friends for who they are, see this.
I will buy several copies to give to friends."