You can't make this shit up...

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>>78838719
The burger strikes again

How did Americans become so dumb?

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ayyyyyyyyyy

Every time I see something like this I think "there's no way they can do something dumber than this" and yet, they always do.

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>>78839204
Americans are becoming dumber.

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>>78838719
>>78839334
Christ

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>>78839334

>>78839334
> this is the country that won most Nobel prizes

Stupid 'merisharts

>>78839334
Hory sheet

Good.

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Is that for real

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>>78839334

>the absolute STATE of america

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>>78839334

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>>78839334
>all garbage flyovers
What else is new?

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>>78839334

>>78838719
Yes, Americans can.

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>>78838719
>>78839334
LMAO amerimutts

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>>78839334
oh my...

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>>78838719
>>78839334
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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>>78839334
screeching

>>78842424
no, i cant

where do americans keep their sunblock?

>>78840222
Yet the states listed here >>78839334 are all majority white states no one migrates to
Hmm...

>>78839334
Howling

nice meme

everyone watching the eclipse used photo-protective lenses

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>>78842821

>>78838719
They were told to have glasses or a very good welding helmet. I feel no sympathy.

>>78838719
But does it really surprise you? It doesn't to me. People do retarded shit all the time. You don't need the moon blocking out the sun for stuff like this. Consider it as first class entertainment.

Should have bought solar glasses.

>>78843006
>chrome
>google in bookmarks
>youtube
>youtube to mp3
>youtube to mp4
>spotify
>unironically named ian
>mcafee
>anime pic
wew lad kys

>>78843440
Shut the fuck up, you monkey

>>78843652
t. Google Botnet user that downloads music videos from Youtube

>>78838719
asda

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makes you think

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>>78838719
>>78839334

>>78839334
my god.. 'merica

>>78843891
kek

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WHY DO ALL THESE RICH INTERESTS HAVE TO KEEP OUR SCHOOLS SO FLAGRANTLY UNFUNDED AND DIRECTIONLESS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M SICK OF LIVING IN THIS RETARDED BUBBLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>78845525
What are you, some kind of communist?

>>78842821
F U L L
D M G
C O N T R O L

I looked at the eclipse without glasses and I was fine. Didn't see anything though cause it was only 75% coverage here.

>>78838719
>>78839334
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>78845619
Wow look a Spanish poster too young to see how bad it was under Franco.

Hope that terror attack validated your way of thinking cause the logical conclusion sure won't.

Unless you're just ribbing me in which case how was your day Spainfriend?

>>78842721
Almost every American state is majority white

>>78839334
Include me in the screencap :)

>>78846151
Did it come across as genuine?
I was making fun of how american society is obsessed with communism

>>78839334
Holy fuck, this isn't a fake. The number of queries has even increased and you can see the eclipse's path through the queries sorted by subregion...
https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?geo=US&q=eyes%20hurt
USA USA USA USA

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>>78839334
Holy fuck

>>78842721
CHI

>>78846183
Not Texas.

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>>78839334
>>78838719

>>78846531
>Texas is not in the top 25.
I am surprised.

>giving a shit
I ain't gonna use sunglasses to keep my pretty princess eyes healthy, a full eclipse looks fucking baller and I'm going to look at it in its full glory.

>>78846935
>I am surprised
Why?

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>>78838719
>>78839334
My god

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>>78842721
yea they are all majority white besides hawaii(japanese) and the csa (african americans)

>>78846150
Well clearly not.

USA USA!

>>78838719

>be me
>fucked around in highschool counting on wrestling scholarship
>offers coming in left and right everything is looking good
>destroy leg the day before state my senior year
>can't walk without pain ever again
>can't wrestle anymore
>don't go to college
>fuck around working on a local farm for a few years
>decide I can't do this for the rest of my life due to pain
>figure my only way out is college
>go to community college and work my ass off for two years
>finally get accepted at a real school
>first day of class, proudest day of my life
>walk out of class and see some kid spraying sun screen in his eyes
>walk by and get to the main yard area
>5000 kids just sitting there staring at the sun like retard

Did I fuck up? I feel like I made a mistake coming here...