WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?! edition.
>>78837334
fuck you, you stupid bitch
>>78837334
gj ryan
>>78837334
kys earlyposter
misa
what happened to your guy or w/e that namefag was
>that one roommate that doesn't know what headphones are
>tfw laptop headphone jack is broken
Anyone of you die? Hate to be insensitive, but I can't imagine dying to a guy named Harvey.
Anyways it's been two days. Do you work at GS now?
Can you guess what's inside the box?
>>78837651
yeah me
just smoked ANOTHER weed
>>78837845
A new kind of weed?
>>78837727
Oh, well at least you don't have to pay medical expenses I guess.
Are you leaving behind a kid, girlfriend, etc...?
>>78837318
>blowjobs are overrated as fuck
ignorance
just unsuspended all 80 vocab cards of chapter 7 today.
i CAN learn basic Japanese.
>>78838000
MY PIC
playing the destiny 2 PC beta
/brit/ is pure autism
>>78838141
yeah unlike /cum/
Anybody play Destiny before? What class should I play to have fun?
>>78838154
If /cum/ was autism why can I see the irony in your post?
>>78838243
that wasn't irony STUPID
>>78838284
My irony detector still registers irony. I hope the detector is OK.
>>78837391
I can't believe girls are actually cute?!
business idea: be a cute girl and post pictures of yourself in /cum/ everyday to build a cult following
>>78838611
love it
when can you start?
>>78838713
im not a cute girl
what if i learned japanese and chinese at the same time
>>78838611
got an amazon wishlist?
:)
have you every considered showing somebody your image folders?
>>78838833
god no. maybe ten years ago when /b/ wasn't shit my friends and I would look at each other's 4chan folders.
now I mostly just have reaction images that aren't worth showing.
bored
didnt go to my classes today
>>78838976
why
>>78838976
good thing you paid for them.
tfw uni cafeteria has a 20 minute line
>>78839011
>not packing a lunch
>>78838990
no motivation or desire
>>78839007
dropping them and getting a refund
*inexplicably expands*
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>>78838927
has anybody ever saw them on accident?
>>78838833
>umm anon... why do you have so many pictures of aiden gillen?
>>78838833
No reason to unless I ever come across a scenario in which I want someone to know that I jerk off to furry porn
>>78839011
>tfw i always get my shit pretty much immediately since I'm in a small uni
>>78839059
can you get a refund on the 16 weeks of your life you'll be wasting by not furthering your education too?
>>78839078
yea
D
>>78839119
can you give me a refund on the past several years of my life ive wasted "furthering my education"
R
>>78839078
no. I don't really have people perusing my computer. what's funny is they will probably see all my "twitter frogs" and think I'm supremacist or whatever normies think about pepe.
there are people in mexico called Pepe
U
>>78839173
I'll see what I can scrounge up.
eating dem purple grapes. you know how it be. sour and smushy like your mother's tushy.
M
P
F
>>78839346
me underwater licking her toes
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>>78839365
WE DID IT REDDIT
Let's try again
D
>>78839400
all me btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9J8CYsXjS0
listening
>>78839455
>>78839460
Fuck off
Studied for 30 minutes
DES
PAC
UMPF
I GOT DAT BOOM BOOM POW DAT CHICKENS JACKIN MY STAHL IM ON DAT AFJDKGHDJWAGGER IM ON THAT [inaudible] NOW
why do people pretend to filter someone and not actually do it?
BIG
TINY
I guess you could say Houston is Full of wetbacks
SIX
6
GIRLFRIENDS IN
MY PHONE
WHEN IM
S
I
N
G
L
E
Hey, AMERIFATS. I just took the trouble tof getting my ass from the couch, walking to a 24\7 store which is 3 god forsaken blocks away, digging my way deeper into a refrigerator through shitty ice-cream brands to find that rare as black bloody caviar on Mars froyo you so massively advertised to me.
And guess what? It's just another fucking ice-cream. Thanks, FAGGOTS. I hate y'all, wish you get shot next time you'll walk your fat disgusting asses to a nearest wallmart or whatever you rednecks are using to get your precious frozen fucking yoghurt.
Hey, AMERIFATS. I just took the trouble tof getting my ass from the couch, walking to a 24\7 store which is 3 god forsaken blocks away, digging my way deeper into a refrigerator through shitty ice-cream brands to find that rare as black bloody caviar on Mars froyo you so massively advertised to me.
And guess what? It's just another fucking ice-cream. Thanks, FAGGOTS. I hate y'all, wish you get shot next time you'll walk your fat disgusting asses to a nearest wallmart or whatever you rednecks are using to get your precious frozen fucking yoghurt.
>>78839832
ALL me
>>78839832
excuse me?
who here plays games
>>78839832
ok
>>78839969
me
i can still do 10 pullups for a couple sets after not exercising for like a week.
i am literally chad, girls panties get wet when i walk by... now, time for more japanese!
>>78839969
feels like I spend more time trying to enjoy games than I do enjoying them.
10 Cloverfield lane is a good movie
>>78840133
I hate it. it was supposed to be like the first one and they fucked it up
>>78840165
The first one sucked
Dumb nigger
>>78840020
>>78840045
what games?
maybe we can play online
>The first one sucked
>be texass
>get hurricane'd
In calc 2 rn lads
>>78840232
i have every gta on steam and like to play them
I wait for someone to post an anime image and then I reply to them as if I'm talking to that character. I have extensive knowledge of pretty much every anime ever so I really like to reply to the more obscure characters. Sometimes I'll even reference an event that happened in a popular doujin as if it were canon.
>>78840331
do you have samp
I've never talked to someone in a sexual context IRL
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>>78840581
not a big fan
>>78840614
going to post my oc maymay again to try and incite discussion
>>78840669
REALLY enjoy this pic, mind if i save it?
>>78840709
me in my first day at work
>get some (You)s
>it's just a dane and a chilean mass replying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAt4_JVkKwY
What if you were black? I'd hate being black
>>78841042
a-at least I gave a (you)
>>78841042
i'm sorry... just wanted to make you laugh
>>78841138
well I just wanna make you dance
>>78840378
multi theft auto is better
>>78841263
My feet hurt
is gonna rain buds
>tfw no cute sassy black gf like beyoncé
>>78841424
Wanna switch weather? Today has a forecasted high of 109/43 degrees.
Does the word "Fire" have 2 syllables?
Does the word "Howled" have two syllables?
>>78841505
Yes, i dont mind
I would worry more about the 43 than hte 109
Nu-clee-arr
SHE WEARS SHORT SKIRTS
I WEAR T-SHIRTS
SHE'S SHEER CAPTAIN
AND I'M ON THE BLEACHERS
New-key-lure
Newk-yul-er
it took 7 chapters but here it is.
Japanese seems like an absolute clusterfuck of a language and I feel bad for anyone trying to learn it
>>78841749
I always got brain bleeding when I had to learn vocabulary. It's so boring.
>tfw get a giftcard for pizza
>dont tip
>pizza guy is mad
why do people think they are entitled to tips
$4 delivery and a tip? FUCK you
New-clear
Learn Korean. It has all the appeal of being an East Asian language but it uses an alphabetical writing system instead of a shit-tier logograms.
world star
>no 4chanX on mobile
>can't filter the proxyfagging "Dane"
Not a fan of this situation.
>censuring people
why are americans such snowflakes?
cum lol
>>78841749
kawaii~
nuke you lure
Censuring means expressing strong disapproval. Do you never express your disapproval?
Could care less
New-key-lure
Diamond dozen
Doggy dog world
I filter everybody in this thread and just post different topics at random
what's something productive to do in my free time?
I disapprove of snowflakes
>be oklahoma
>laugh as texans get shat on by wind for once
korean girls are so pretty :3333 omg
but i don't like korean culture as much as i like a couple things that are a part of specifically japanese culture.
>>78842003
Read books on behavioral economics
>78842041
Nuking canada for this post
>>78842008
You mean literal ones or people with superiority complexes?
>>78842003
find a gf
REALLY fucking wish winter would start so I can get cozy in my oversized sweater and pajama pants
have my first college class tomorrow /cum/, wish me luck
>>78842053
know any good titles?
>>78842082
gf's aren't productive
>So class let's go around the room and share three interesting facts about ourselves
>>78842157
litrally want to saw off my own leg with a bonesaw when im forced to do this
took only 2 days for the professor to get visibly angry with the class sperg
>>78842207
>>78842157
>umm hi... i'm anon and i uhh like movies, uhh video games... and sports
>>78842110
good luck brev
>>78842117
Influence: the psychology of persuasion is a good one
>>78842157
>>78842234
I took a golf class one time, so I always just say I golf as a hobby.
>>78842157
>Hi, my name is anon and I'm on a government watch list.
>>78842157
"I don't want to say anything. Can the next person continue, please?" would be what I would say.
>>78842101
High quality post
>>78842157
Hi, uh... I'm a junior psychology major and I like drugs and video games
Don't know why the professors always want the class to "get to know each other." could care less about any of those cunts. We just inhabit the same room to listen to lectures and take our exams in and will never see each other again after a few months.
>>78842340
Pffffft, what are you, some kind of functioning adult? Hahaha.
>>78842340
*everyone starts whispering and giggling at you*
>>78842369
>psychology major
Are you a girl who wears uggs and yoga pants who also loves Starbucks?
>So class, let's all pick a partner to learn about and then after 5 minutes you will come up to the head of the class and tell us all about your new friend.
>>78842157
>>78842506
i unironically love these class ice breakers
>>78842506
>try introducing yourself
>other guy doesn't respond or even look at you
the presence of europeans makes me nervous
>>78842482
Sure
>let's all get up out our seats and find at least five people we can exchange phone numbers, facebook pages, emails, and any other social media accounts with just in case you miss a lecture and need to find out what happened from a friend
>>78842636
Wait, does this happen? Is this a real thing that happens?
>so class, let's see who has the biggest penis size in the males, shall we?, hmm ok anon you first, girls? you decide if it's big
>>78842676
Yeah.
>>78842676
Once had a teacher in high school do this but everyone had to write down three different peoples phone numbers, names, and e-mails, then hand it in to prove you did it
WTF AMERICA
>>78839334
>>78842748
>come on girls, don't be afraid to judge. maybe you want to snap pictures for reference when you're writing your essays about the comparisons and contrasts among the cocks in your class
>>78842535
kys
Guy
is finally happening
don't reply to cara
>>78842888
No it isn't.
*replies to cara*
*dabs*
*dies*
*dabs on your grave*
>>78843029
it is
>>78843203
Prove it
depending on the place, how long does it usually take for job to reply
>>78843225
Drumpf is about to blow NK.
Their threats over wonderful nippon shall never be forgotten.
mr. canada
i have a question
>>78843267
Missile flew over Japan
Nothing is going to happen other than whatever support China still has for NK whittling away
*throws your resume in the trash*
heh... nothin personnel...
>>78843317
>>78843317
i hope China enters the war and they draft you and then you die killed by some gook in some rice field.
they shoot a missile into the sea every week.
wow this thread is off to a great start already
h-hah
back to bed i suppose
*tells the cartel that Cara's family stole drugs*
*plant drugs on his mom*
*his family gets slaughtered and their deaths get uploaded to LiveLeak*
*unbuttons top button and adjusts cleavage before job interveiw*
heh heh nothing personal, boys.
*judges you harshly on the way you post*
Is sad that nothing is gonna happen.
I was excited when it was supposed to hit japan.
am i a bad person /cum/, wishing for some dead gook for our entertainment.
>tfw i'm afraid of asking for a second burger at the uni cafeteria because idk if it is done
currently eating a lukewarm bowl of oatmeal
>>78843501
>am i a bad person /cum/
No. Weebs are a blight and Japan is the cause.
>>78843573
be a trendsetter
nuking japan again would just cause anime to become stronger
think about it
wish the PNW would get nuked
>>78843573
>Not asking for a second burger
That's un-American
>>78843661
this
Should I do my homework or play fallow new vegas again
>>78843853
Fallow and hw, same time
Do you think Barron Trump is actually a smart computer kid or just autism
>>78843869
>leave book on table and play fallout
108° out lads
https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/897311005419728897
you guys see this shit lmao
lynching is going to be a thing again
>>78844012
106 here.
*hacks your eyeballs*
>have online algebra homework
>put it through a factoring calculator and figure out how to do it later
>>78844012
>living in a desert
>>78843853
hw and then reward yourself with video games
>Listening to Oddissee
>"How you gonna make a film about Egypt when all the heroes Caucasian"
>unsave all of his songs on Spotify
WE
WUZ
KANGZ
N
SHHHIIIEEETTT
RIP Texas
rye crispbread is the white man's snack
>>78844172
>avast
>>78844119
>living anywhere where it unironically snows
I don't mind the weather here but I prefer colder weather
>>78844288
CHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC1y4TAV1Pc
>nk does its weekly missile test
>GUYS ITS REALLY HAPPENING THIS TIME
Move to Alaska or get paid more working in the South or Commiefornia?
>trying to learn japanese
>japan gets nuked
why am i so unlucky?
>>78844485
I'd never give cali a chance unless I had no other choice
>>78844594
>nuked
>again
jeez who could have seen that coming
>>78844485
the price of living in cali and elsewhwre is much higher so it'll be about the same
they have officially banned internet anonymity in China starting October 1
Something like this was attempted in South Korea in 2007 but it failed
>>78844740
How's that even possible? Have they never heard of proxies or vpns? that's probab;y the only way you could visit a webpage from "china" anyways.
nk glassed when?
>>78844834
>How's that even possible?
reincarnation without government permission is illegal in china
>Shitposting in my room
>have to go and take a shit
>now i'm in the bathroom shitposting
What is wrong with me
>>78842157
1. Something's got to give.
2. Something's got to give.
3. Something's got to give now
How does China even keep track of its 1bil+ population?
>>78844862
is he the guy who makes captchas?
>>78845018
>What is wrong with me
you're not swipe wiping on reddit
>>78844834
you have to sign in with your SS before getting on the internet
>>78845196
Hello.
>>78842157
Me: "I like to go on the internet, watch TV shows/movies, and play video games"
Translation: "I like to shitpost on an anonymous imageboard, watch youtube, jerk off to furry porn, and play TF2"
Maybe I should just be honest
>usps says package is out for delivery and due today
>it didn't come in the mail
just stole someone's mail, lads
>>78845196
i see you, chile-chan
>>78845196
hi texas
>>78845196
>>78845196
where's your argentinian boyfriend
>>78845381
oh god no
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>>78845381
It's happening.
>>78845457
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>>78845538
WRONG
>>78845538
*bends over and spreads ass cheeks*
>>78845559
>>78845585
*deposits quarter*
>>78845585
*dabs on your asshole*
>>78845591
*punches the next person who posts anime*
*sharts on the-poster-below-me's head*
*shows my boipucci to the next poster*
Aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>78845661
you got punched and pooped on
*plops my dick down onto the anime character's forehead below this post*
>>78845629
i am noire
>>78845675
Thanks for the boipucci, I was about to kill myself but it's all better now.
*sees that you stole my dab pic but don't do anything about it*
Killing this thread with this post.
*sees it again but don't do anything because i'm too much of a pussy*
*domestically terrorizes anime posters*
>>78845905
you've desecrated the cat face meme
its supposed to be posted only in a textless format
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARt2fVT33Lw
RIP japan
*cries*
*saves thread from anime posters*
*dances like an anime girl*
Anyone unironically dislikes anime? I can't imagine someone could dislike anime.
>>78846103
SrirachaGamer87 is right, though.
>>78846075
Question to everyone: if you had to remove one of those ideologies from her and replace it with its opposite (ie shes religious instead of atheist or a fitness freak instead of fat positive) which one would you replace and why
>>78846127
me
ama
>>78846127
the animation is too cheap and since its so cheap it causes the medium to be diluted with mediocrity
>>78846139
What do you think about the Japanese animu/manga drawing style? What about the Western cartoon/comic drawing style? Did you ever watch an anime? If so, which anime(s). How much or little did you like the story/stories?
>>78846219
wow rude :/
>>78846127
Only manchildren still unironically watch it
>>78846328
Hey, you stole my line. Also why do you think I was rude?
>>78846432
>questioning me
wow even more rude :/
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>>78846542
That's already the 310th post
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>>78846542
never do this shit in my threads
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>>78849288
That's a little spooky.