dumb flip slut edition
queen of ausnz
>>78836312
do one palvin lad
>>78836354
literally who
off to sleep lads
goodnight
VOTE LABOR FOR THE LIGHT ON THE HILL
NOT HEWSON AND THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL
>>78836415
Our Lily May Mac
>>78836452
some literally who self hating nip cannot compete with are barb
>>78836579
>nip
she's a flip flop
>>78836626
nip gook flip all the same to me
>>78836679
ok françois
170kg au D.C. torse taillé dans la roche style haussmannien.
>tfw you're half flip half english and still wish she would humiliate you for being inferior and laugh at your tiny cocklette upon comparing it alongside a superior white mans meaty sausage
>>78837144
wtf did i just read
>>78837144
>half flip half english
Do you look more flip?
>>78837885
I look like a fucking turk/paki/north african/syrian/churka
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/70337967/#70338247
>>78838177
good looking lad
if that's a picture of you then you've got nothing to worry about
G'day
>>78838273
how come all the times I've walked to asda in the past few years no girl has ever approached me and said they wanted to talk with me? I've only been stopped once by a street fundraiser, equal rights for them now and all that right? Surely if I looked good I would've at least been stopped once by a girl who didn't want money off me
>>78838606
because men are supposed to approach women
that's how it's always been
unironically up for wagecucking
Is friggin' slow, man.
it seems i got the last post
Thanks
me on the right
fuckin cunt bong stole last
It's so empty here when the Kiwis and Aussies are asleep.
>>78842725
:^)
wake up ya cunts
>>78845799
What time is it in Aussieland now?
rise and shine cunts
>>78845820
10am here in eastern states
8am in the west
12pm in NZ
WHAT'S THE EXCUSE
there was some wikipedia thing that had the most important people by continent, like, in all history.
Julia Gilard was iirc the most important one for Oceania but I can't find it now. In any case she had a weird voice.
>>78847291
Woah, you're right. The Kiwis should have been here long ago. Must've been wetas chewing through everybody's cables or something
.
>>78847377
kiwis won't post in a thread until they see enough kiwiposts have been made, there's a threshold that has to be passed
that's how it works
>>78847434
How do Kiwis post anywhere then? Do you just collectively descend on threads like locust?
>>78847475
yep
/nz/ doesn't actually exist, usually what happens is once in blue moon some random thread with a marginally amusing premise will be made, it doesn't matter by who, and for whatever reason a few kiwis will post in it; this in turn attracts the rest of the lads and from there on out (OP having long since fucked off) the thread is effectively derailed into a defacto /nz/ or /anzac/, depending on if the aussies join in or not
there have been many attempts to make a legit /ausnz/, it never lasts. either we don't have the numbers or we don't give enough of a fuck
>>78838606
>asda
Poor people's store innit mate?
>>78847608
Godspeed, you majestic animal.
how you going
>>78847608
original OP here from first thread
eventually we will give a fuck
Lads I just woke up, give me a fucking break I went to bed at 4am this morning.
giz a durry gunt :DDDDD
>be white Brit
>move to an island in South Asia
>expect to remain white
>get irrevocably chink'd
You knew it was coming
>>78850300
>his best friend is an asian colony
pls dont bully flip sluts
thanks :D:D:D
The Latin American gf
>>78850562
only flips ive met were these twins at school, they were the town bicycles though i never had a go
alright I'm here
>>78851046
bit late la
did you just wake up
will australia turn phillipino?
t.island laughing at your misery
>>78851897
no
>>78851821
I woke up at 10
>>78851897
not gonna happen as filipinos hate themselves.
LOOK WHAT WAS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE PAPER TODAY BOYS
SA POLICE HAVE NEW FOUND POWER TO SHOOT TO KILL TERRORIST FUCKING SCUMBAGS, ON SIGHT, BEFORE THEY EVEN HURT ANYONE! FEELS GREAT TO NOT BE AN EASTERN STATE COMMIE SCUM FUCK
>>78851993
isnt that why its exactly going to happen?
>>78852045
australia can always tighten their immigration policy if need be. with the current rate of flips emigrating to australia, I'm guessing it'll be soon.
>>78852106
probably not, their men control the immigration system
at the rate of white wymen hating australia will be honorary flips by 2050
>>78852106
desu flippas are pretty submissive here i think its their short stature compared to us aussies
BUT im not some eastern state commie and i doubt many flippas come to the south
>>78851897
>>78852045
>>78852277
my dick is bigger than your chinese puppet state
>>78852027
t. "the renewable energy" state
tfw no cute Flip gf who gets surgery to appear whiter
>>78836270
how do i get qt aus bf
aussies have the hottest accent
>>78852297
it's the submissive culture and colonial mentality. they are submissive to everyone except other filipinos; they do this in order to save face and not be a source of shame for other filipinos.
>>78852479
no I don't
>>78852497
ya'll are the cutest out of any other former english colonizations
Righto
>>78852583
You clearly have never heard me speak.
>>78852590
how are we
aussies are cute
cute!
fuck sake
>>78852479
Ew why would you want some bogan ausie bf with that awful accent when you could have a cute kiwi bf
>>78853041
That's what I've been saying!
I want death
Australia? Big fan.
Poo Peeland? Not so much.
having a cheeky sausage sizzle lads
>>78852433
t. "the shoot mi im a fagit mr. ahmed" state
come on start posting faggots
>>78853212
sorry
>>78852583
>>78852656
fags out
>>78853150
typical brainlet south "australian" post
big burger bums
>>78853301
y dont ya go get shoot or somethin m8
https://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AOmkcwJ5YybDmSOjRsb3L75wYMe2tmSeOrysmqjva9Vk_wE8AQOyICLrnjyhfRxk-p0akn629zw35StadQCVa2WNa94HRNJ1GETzZmPIV5-fx3tXeDWMXcZymJv_zkL0kRU83SuYFGE_mdq5ZQkA-t14s4VJD9XT9-JKtxN-ydvL2RjkyO7ZDPmttaxYgFzgQOJnhh207NNY&th=,wzJXMhOw-K3i2XrAIQq2B4Y2EU28myLwAAAAWaAAAADDawOOWTcVRtIATRj3t-UF3n-JM_PDi5yh7SDfCaPGlh6PAbFG7Op3mUwJA277sLby7wEsk0OMZsubMm7x73EdTxmU8DN3hD0gSaoabHqqyEAL2q9moscqayGKVM38PBpy57HdIiDE6KyE2zjt_zN1-E0EvN_PQxRWwef1Rtr3z67zOEceGekBb1RmPIAkBZFR8qWuyDSPXkUyacoug5sEFFP2vqO_RiTneSB_-DrIjBotX_Cx4SFdxDKTl9JbCD5GgbWgXq5NX4My9vJv3GbmaWpFrwymgfGHVIEA1O_LZzxvl-Tq6B02jFR62R5n2TxgBSedqh4Uxc92GvhGUlo_hIusFY8v2Fau5jY8IwKAoTfwgf2XkhlhPzX3OuX4fHRg4NBOTvYBRnj70YvV3l07-9XDd6SFkc85s3h_ZH8lb5wKhrT4hyDZ9_iKtSQQlaDnDDAQxNIzuKSTLNayZGiFJVLg7_iw1oj6iaQpHpfBQ_R75wCjXNkh4DHTukrbgfGaj13u4RXEjbYGwnohk6gqaAlEcp0knBSp2IA7XdkygkAUpKchFLgAwFpyQA1a_N4VbeLqyO9VtcESYXFRnTxbZzdU71j1k_94UX-o_JKO3u_ZVNSUA2FWyTjGV3QGVK_x040GE5sYuphR4W1X-fqrZ_uawrTDMCvEbDiy1OEwiKC-mCqUs7ey-k-j5UWj1y_E_84y5XLKGzxOzc2z7Tg5Zubc72b85c_P7uY8Y4rdrmLwf0Z2DvDEy6EwdENlGj1zzpuQUv9hEhFzQJuWryuLoGZIRXT0ONYhhNY-f5q7mqZLyiygcCy1R2YlNB4_3ODzKY5uXFeQKafjXBfoLy7kZgSLUaaSDLxG1SNyW3c9_Lk4200mgi17htfbEbHJXirt8e5JZGgGakPdFZ89vQD1HN8vTHzFM0ncHbj6tMwTIbT66jAy-YsYHuatJ-W-3C2xxrNd0tap1dIuPTj7BMIwgkLvjCn_OAOEKeRmfiIMdOaM5Q1dXqV_6-t4VwLRjGb-ds-dEo5oC6exv8fc2CVHg_YdyINWOcDdg1KqulpCu1q3_BEaHfXqBrESg1CBfnAzr4jnUBIv9irGmbgJErLqqoqfqAxbXtWpeGSgyOcj39WVuLPEADUmJl30cT-nfO3eg8suTmXNFKP55jU7EEN763z4hSVl_BbisvYGFWaEqexW_0mKbFXwXuJJ_ODztNEMsA
looks like it's neet autism hour
wish I dont wake up when i go to sleep tonight
>>78853390
really don't care
I want death
>>78853436
death is just life in drag m8, its more of the same just EXTRA tranny. trust me.
>>78853359
the fuck is this shit
where are the kiwi
>>78853778
hey there buddy
>>78853778
they left to shag their sheep wives
>>78853810
be my bf
>>78853823
wrong
>>78853858
I already have one sorry...
>>78853778
I am here
>>78853858
Please don't hit on my bf, thanks
tfw no gf(male)
do you two just erp on discord or something?
i have to be up in 3 hours fuck me
>>78854006
Not on discord, but I could talk to him on steam if I really wanted to.
>>78854006
No, we usually erp on /balt/
/balt+ausnz/ was a mistake
/balt/fags fuck off
>burger shit talking in /ausnz/
Imagine being such a loser that you have to leave /cum/
having such a shit general that youre essentially forced to go to another board or general for actual discussion
>he doesn't have two generals for both shitposting and actual discussion
It's called efficiency mate
yanks are dumb
>>78854159
too bad we have neither good shitposting nor decent discussion
yankee go home
i am home
currently on couch with a laptop and a blanket
>be yank
>be stank
lol
>>78854204
lol
are there lots of black people in america
>>78854241
I know there's at least one posting here right now.
>>78854241
not as much as you think
its mostly limited to shitty neighbourhoods and the south
what's the thread theme
>>78854270
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRl3Po4XbY
>yank thread theme
n-no thanks
I was supposed to be working with my dad today, but it looks like he's fucked off without me
Oh well, just another day as a NEET :)
>>78854296
too bad that song i picked wasn;t from a yank band, sorry to let you down
Did I say it was a yank song?
Actual Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh8nD6oqPBM
sort of yes
not sure if there's much point in a thread that is only active a few hours a day
>>78854814
literally most generals lad
>>78855017
ausnz somehow manages to do less than that
>>78855024
just make a thread at around 7-11PM (doesn't even matter about time difference) and it'll be fine, we don't need need the general to be active indefinitely
>>78855017
I'm honestly surprised at how active /eire/ is considering how little Irish there are.
>>78836270
keeping it alive
>go to gym
>all the women are 40 year old italians
>>78855024
>>78855104
eventually we will pick up the slack
blog posting and making specific memes
>>78855079
there were several threads last night as well, I think this is the 3rd
This thread can only be saved by namefagging
A fate worse than death I might add
>>78856552
Says the ones who took part in the destruction of balt
be quiet you
>>78856570
I don't regret what I've done, I'd do it all over again if I had to!
ah yes 8pm and the thread is STILL dead
bravo
learning australian lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCRd7w7ermo
>>78856876
Is Australia going to be the first mixed race Asian/White country?
just finished masturbate
big cums
>>78858946
congratulations
>>78858989
Thanks, pretty proud of myself.
>>78858331
well that depends on whether u consider russia white or not m8
and new zealand desu
>>78859106
leave us out of this cunt
>>78859132
Asians WILL take over this country and there ain't diddly squat you can do about it.
>>78859176
Only if National wins
10 posts in one hour
holy shit janny please just nuke this thread
I want death
>>78859132
Is this real?
It looks so out of place.
>>78836270
Who's this semen demon?
>>78859967
Yep it's real.
Kemono Friends went crazy in Japan, I just thought the abo in a zoo enclosure was a funny concept.
>>78858031
Only boomers call people galahs.
It means you are a clown, fool, dumb cunt... not rudely behaved.
>>78859760
i told u last fuckin thread, death is just life in drag, kid
>>78860268
deep
>>78859988
we'll never know >>78836452
>>78860126
what's a zooper dooper ?
thicc maori girls
>>78860477
theyre all fat
>>78860477
BIG FAT SAMOAN LASSES
UGGHHHH
>New Zealanders believe that 47 per cent of those aged over 20 are overweight or obese. The actual figure is 66 per cent.
jesus christ kiwis
>>78860527
Actually did not think it was that bad.
That's pretty horrifying.
one day i want to visit every major city in australia and new zealand as like a vacation of sorts
>>78860975
Dream big my friend
>>78860975
>in australia
>in new zealand
>>78860527
To be fair we have alot of Maori's and Samoans.
But it's true we are fat as fuck, I just had a Big ben xxl pie about 5 minutes ago so I wonder why.
some birds arent meant to be caged
>>78860975
anzacboo lad
I love you
>>78860386
Just looked her up ahah who wants to give /r/asianmasculinity a heart attack?
>>78861291
http://imgur.com/a/IDSk4
are you full or do you have room for a white man with a phd in STEM? I'll be true blue, honestly
>>78861581
she's only hot because she looks white lol
>>78861617
only in exchange for sexual favours tbqh
Lads my landlord keeps having people view my flat and it's really pissing me off having to clean up all my shit.
Why can't they leave me alone, I still have 4 months left on my lease.
>>78861713
read the lease agreement carefully
there might be a bit in there you can use, eg: requiring a week of notice, no more than X visits a month, etc etc
>>78861713
dont they give you 24hrs notice
>>78861617
A true blue pommie is like a Jew passing up a free lunch. We only have space for highly skilled Indian 7/11 clerks
>>78861828
For my visit today she didn't even give me that.
I think I might just leave my shit unclean, it's not my problem.
Should probably hide some sensitive materials though.
>>78861883
yea thats what we used to do at uni
if it gets annoying pull out your tenancy agreement and see how much notice they have to give you
>>78862028
Now all I've got to do is make sure I'm out of the flat when they come over, I don't want to be there when a bunch of fags are looking at my rubbish and anime stuff.
good thread
>>78862594
good post
paid week off soon
can't wait to jack off and play vidya whilst earning money
>>78864299
lucky! enjoy yourself anon
>>78852464
is this the same girl in the top pic?
>>78864349
thanks m8
hope you're not in houston
>>78852106
Filipinos are not the worst immigrants though.
They are mainly just harmless nursing students wanting permanent residency or mail order brides.
>>78853041
NZ is basically an unofficial state of Australia.
>>78864598
Please don't talk to my bf
Are Aussie birds into muscular manlets?
Asking for a m8
your honor,
league of legends
death
please tell me australia or new zealand movies to watch okay thanks I watched the Long Weekend (1978) and learned that australians call chicken chook. please recommend movies.
>>78860440
ice block
>>78865806
Hunt for the Wilderpeople
>>78865812
that's actually kind of funny
most people here just call those "popsicles" as like a generic term
bumping to keep alive
i believe in you cunts
>>78864381
Yes. She got a bunch of surgery and only takes white bogan dick now.
she's dead lads
let her go
Good morning lads
>>78865806
From nz:
Goodbye porkpie
Boy
What we do in the shadows
That's what I can think of off the top of my head
Just watched Starship Troopers lads
>>78871779
Great movie, dizzy (or whatever that chicks name is) is my waifu
waiting for work to call me up lads
got nothing to do
>>78875635
Have a wank
>>78876330
don't feel like it
I only feel like wanking once a week or so, beyond that it becomes a chore
>>78876991
>once a week or so
That's no fun
omw to work, have tomorrow off
will be sleeping in
>>78877910
Bugs, easy on the working
>all these employed people
Stop it, you're depressing me.
I allegedly "have" a job but I'm just a casual filler for sickies... I might as well be a NEET since I never get work.
D E A D T H R E A D
cheeky bump
Can flips stay here? Indogs abandoned us and don't want us anymore.
>>78868075
What is with Filipino girls and bogan dick?
>/asean/ really dead
It was only a kiss how did it end up like this
>>78836270
No one like aussie, not even aussie themselves
>>78866131
popsicles are those with a stick and ice attached, not just ice by itself
i think people generally call these icy poles, though ice block is roughly synonymous
>>78882762
sure
>>78883198
>tfw not enough aussie & nz neets to fuel a general
>>78883600
NZ is just state of Australia.
The only thing that makes it not is a technicality...
The place is fucking Australia except with maoris instead of aborigines.
>>78883600
if we keep posting the general they'll eventually all figure out and come on, people take breaks from 4chan
>>78878107
tfw wagie in my gap year
JUST
>>78879044
take my job for like 4 months la
do you guys ever scratch your ass crack so hard that your undies get a big brown strip on them?
>>78884043
used to but I grew up
>>78884043
This is why I have brown undies
WAKE UP JEFF
my namea jeff
WHY WON'T THE NEETS ANSWER THE CALL
DON'T LET THIS THREAD APPROACH ITS FALL
>>78882993
Flips love white dick. It's the same here.
If these threads are just going to die I might as well post Anime.
>>78888490
you give up too easily
>2 days ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>>78888490
Just fucking do it.
so lads
how are we all doing on this fine sunny arvo?
>>78890363
Don't encourage him
*encourages him*
lol i don't follow the rules.
Too late!
The deed is done.
>>78890420
Fuck, you're off the rails
>>78890454
me on the left
>>78890420
>420
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAZE IT
>erp in two different threads at the same time
I have truly ascended above the moral plane of existence
>>78890493
whoa...
>>78890493
Calm down, I think two erp sessions is more than one man can handle
>>78890528
I am far more than just "one man"
I will show you the light!
Me on the right
>>78890559
You seem to have underestimated me
you on the bottom
>>78890607
*pushes you off*
aha, who's on the back foot now!
>>78890664
m-me...
>>78890756
And I won't let you forget it!
>>78890943
I won't forgot it
>>78891452
I know you won't, I know.
sigh
>>78891614
>University of Canterbury
>>78891614
>unlearning homophobia
Is that a real thing?
>>78891687
I mean if someone has been religiously indoctrinated but are willing to listen to a different view point I don't see the harm.
I for one don't want to be hated by people
>>78891758
I suppose that makes sense, but aren't you only ironically gay?
>>78891894
>aren't you only ironically gay?
Y-yea, but I don't want people hating me by accident if they don't realize how many layers of irony I'm on.
Blair Cottrell is king of /ausnz/
>>78891953
>Blair Cottrell
Literally who?
>>78891912
It's cute how you care about what others think
>>78891953
Who?
>>78891992
I mostly care about what you think...
>>78892021
Well I think that you're pretty great
>>78892148
I think you're really great too...
even though I hate this shit thanks for bumping the thread lads
Who here thinks the height meme is complete shit? I'm pretty tall but I haven't had a gf yet.
>>78892720
I'm 6'3 and I don't think It's ever helped me, it helps in intimidating manlets however.
>>78892774
I'm 6'5", and 0 luck as well.
I agree though fuck manlets
Australia is gay and fat
>>78894073
filthy rudeposter
>>78891992
>>78891977
Bloke who hates multiculturalism and islam
>>78894681
Like literally every other Australian?
>>78894758
EGGS DEE
>>78894758
Yes but this one actually bothers to do something about it unlike us lazy cunts
>>78894887
A typical Australian woman
A typical British woman
>>78898934
close
but this is a typical British woman
>>78898980
wtf I love Britain now
pointless shirty bump because why not
>>78836270
BUMB!
Fuck me, we're bad at this general thing.
>>78898791
wtf i love australia now
>>78904222
I'm legit surprised, all attempts at an ausnz general have been shit but not this fucking bad
>>78904458
What do you expect from people who can't hold long conversations
>>78904487
i miss old int
>>78904458
generals lasting for a few days isnt unheard of
>>78898980
wtf i love britain now