Finland declares war and attacks your country. What do?

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>>78835113

Assume it was a mistake, surely you want to attack Sweden?

sign up for the military and get sent off to finland so I can finally get my qt finnish gf

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>>78835113
>>78835227
I can not believe this betrayal.

>>78835113
Nuke it

I would not care because finlands army is small and cannot do jack shit

>>78835227
Yeah you're right Norbro!

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>>78835113
Feel sad, I thought we were closer than friends.

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>>78835113
Accept the new fenno american future

>>78835113
>Implying they can stand the heat here

Isn't that cute.

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>>78835113

>giving us a reason to conquer them
Finns would never do that.

>>78835113
They melt away in our 40°C+ heat than we rape them.and beat the shit out of them

Laugh and give them 2 days for reconsidering such an absurdity

open ass

>>78835113
This.

>>78835113
Hurt myself in confusion.

>>78835227
>>78836669

>>78835113
>surrender immediately
>get finnish citizenship
>absorb it from the inside
>???
>PROFIT!

>>78835113
Would they attack in summer? I'm sorry for them.

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we would blame Sweden and invade them back instead

Rejoice and sacrifice 20 goats to Allah

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Tremble in fear

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sue for peace with Vana Talinn and Viru Valge

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>>78835113
Call up our greatest allies, and topple your government.

Nothing can stop a frank

Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough, finns

Why always us?

>>78839428
Belgium only exists so that other countries wouldn't have to fight wars on their own soil desu lad

Fear a snowman uprising and annex Canada.

>>78839428
You're flat, strategically located and like to bugger little children. You're begging armies to invade you by simply existing.

>>78835403
good image

>>78837621
funny reddit ball

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>>78837621
related picture of regular border guard conscripts

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me on the left

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intti xD

>>78841336
Does anyone have the turk themed version?

laugh

Prepare to be arrested and shot like a leftard cuck I am. Also for anime

>>78838831
lower alcohol taxes/prices and we cool

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Politely yet firmly ask them to stop.
If they continue aggressions, they'll get Article 5'd
Nuclear weapons are always an option and we will let the Finnish populous know that.

Switch sides

>>78844112
we're full

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>>78841125
looks like 45th recon VDV

>>78846014
I am sending a hat I bought in hollywood to a finland human

>>78846080
they're rk's

>>78835475
>portucold

>>78835113
Wait for them with beer and pizza in hand. It's time to party!

>>78835113
shorting finnish companies and investing into German wood processing companies

the weather and population density would kill them in a minute

>>78835475
>>78836520
>>78836907
>>78850392

You know there are more than 2 million saunas here? Our men are trained to withstand extreme temperatures since the early childhood.

>>78835113
Mfw Finland and Norway make a sex sandwich out of Sweden.

>>78844078
tihs

>>78835113
>rising sun
m8...

>>78835113
Hot girls and boipucci are all needed here
It's almost a shame they won't be able to conquer us