学习雷锋好榜样, 忠于革命忠于党 edition
anime
love china me
how can anyone know me when i don't even know myself?
jellybean
Come to my house tonight
We can be together in the nuclear sky
And we will dance in the poison rain
And we can stay a while in Heaven today
slags
big poos
>>78833617
>>78833609
cars are just amorphous blobs now
The ‘Macbeth stuff’ which you gave me in Brisbane is really all bullshit. My own present wish is to see the election of a Labor Government in which you play a prominent and influential role.
Could we talk about this?
With kindest regards,
Yours sincerely,
John
howling
BTFO for sucking off refugees
>>78833672
way, WAY past her prime
mentally, emotionally and physically
>>78833682
fuck off tedious autist
>>78833701
>shat on dad
what does this mean
>>78833650
absolutely LOVE me some Chinese Generals
起来同志!
>>78833712
prime thicc jellybean was/is something else
>>78833727
*dabs on you in Mandarin*
>>78833701
dont get it
>>78833701
refugees are welcome desu
not having empathy is a sign of autism
>>78833741
a body built for taking willy
Okay but where THE FUCK are the dudes that are forreal gonna let my orally fixated ass just suck on their cocks for a while without finishing them like wow
enough
offside like how worf ride with starfleet
>>78833730
Gary Lineker shat on the pitch in the 1990 world cup so every single tweet he makes someone replies with 'shat on... '
>rorke can't let us have ONE chink general
what's the matter with him
>>78833701
somebody had to say it
>>78833777
only insecure manlets drive suvs
>>78833777
crossovers are the worst thing to happen to the auto-mobile ever
>>78833798
fuck off retard
reminder for the 4chanx users
# Filter posts with 20 or more quote links:
/(?:>>\d(?:(?!>>\d)[^])*){20}/
have to admit, xing ping pong posts some pretty good bait
judging purely on the return of his (You)s relative to the simplicity of his comments
rest of you should be ashamed
>>78833809
Why do you have such strong opinions about them?
>>78833813
>20
yea fucking right, more like 3
>>78833679
good song actually
>>78833813
Thank-you.
WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT THE OP IS YOU AUTIST
YOU'RE THE ONE RUINING THE THREAD WITH SPAMMING
>>78833827
this is literally Greater London
>>78833847
this
post Notting hill cuties
>>78833701
screaming
>>78833836
because they all look the same, all are gutless, and are all disposable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DImSL6qFI8
wish the commons was more like this
"unless you're scripted, you're useless!"
>>78833858
*posts letter bomb to Bjork*
>>78833679
NME said this was like the 2nd or 3rd best song of the 90s
i don't think it is
>>78833861
how is this disgusting little jamboy even close to qt
>>78833892
would shag both of them
>>78833897
LITERAL dick head, as in his head looks like that of a dick
>>78833897
new album when
need a shit
>>78833897
lol
>>78833777
ah yes these things
see them everywhere now
>>78833899
no way, it's good but not that good
didn't suede denounce the song in the end anyway?
>>78833921
alan or bjork?
>>78833940
very nice
>>78833777
arr rook same
>>78833935
nope
"needing a shit" is just a social construct
you don't really need a shit, just dont go to the toilet trust me
>>78833883
What vehicle isn't disposable?
>>78833897
what album is this
based janny, now we can all follow Lei Feng's good example in peace
My boss doesn't seem to understand that operating a fryer isn't as simple as dunking some spuds in hot oil. It is a thing of patience and technique. I don't consider myself a fryboy, but rather a frymaster.
havent left the house in a week
havent gone this long without leaving the house since 2013
>>78833940
stop that
need a gf who is a male
>>78833948
idk
it is a good track tho, but suede have done better
>>78833997
medals in the post
>>78833897
ABSOLUTELY SCREAMING
genuinely thought him getting a haircut would make him look better
>>78833951
both. collab
>>78833940
need to shag this sexy posh bastard
took a ride
to the end of the light where
noone ever goes
NEED the ol' sphincter sterhtched to its limits by a log of compacted faeces
any one know this feel
>>78834004
Me too.
>>78833980
ones where you can replace the headlight bulb without having to remove the engine
why do yanks have a big fat brake pedal?
>>78834030
>gif
fuck off gay cunt
>>78833994
>flag
>talking about hot oil fryers
d-don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noFCekWiUGE
>DISGUSTING IS NOT UNPARLIAMENTARY, YOU CLOWN!
>>78833897
>>78833967
who is this man?
thought it was vin diesel
>>78834045
where can i find recent photos and videos? all the main porn sites only have old shit
>>78834056
fuck off devon
>>78834045
she's gotten a bit fat recently but her cock looks much thicker, it's annoying
>>78834063
link
>>78834057
got that's fucking horrifying
>>78834067
>>78833886
just be glad you're not canadian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDNw_vbm_7U
terrible thread i must say
>>78834080
https://youtu.be/4DImSL6qFI8?t=7m10s
dolphins sleep 8 hours a day
That Royal Marines advert on TV just now is bad.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J4zdgKK8_-E
This one is better.
Why isnt the steering wheel in the middle of the car?
which runt decided to put in on the left or right
seems awfully runtish to me
>>78834067
I thought the 2nd one is a turkish midget that got internet famous.
>>78834160
so you can always peek out the window and see where the centreline of the road is
otherwise youd drift a little over it all the time
>>78834142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2pD6q6QNR8
goat
>>78832370
>>78832370
>>78832370
>>78832370
>>78832370
>>78832370
>>78832370
>>78832370
>>78832370
Stop migrating to early threads
Stop enabling this mong
Get in here
>>78834160
Jog on Lewis Hamilton.
where can i get a pokemon pearl romalom
We are common law married and have two children together. My son about to turn 4 and my daughter who is 6 months today.
We have a shared Gmail account to upload all photos from our phones to Google Photos. Saturday, I was in the account deleting some photos, mainly screenshots I take for work and some of her memes and Facebook crap. I went to the trash bin because I accidently deleted a photo I wanted to keep and was going through the deleted items. Inside I found one of a screenshot from her email account addressed to her old boss, also my old boss who I would consider a good friend. The screenshot shows a .gif attachment showing her bare chest.
The interesting thing is we go to lunch together, the three of us, on many occasions, and sometimes I can’t make it because I’m in the middle of a project, (we work for the same company). It’s been eating away at me and I don’t know what to do. I want to confront her and call her out but I want to do it strategically.
I tend to loss my thoughts when I'm actually about to speak my mind but when I rehears it in my head it sounds great.
I joke that he’s her boyfriend (then work husband) because she’s always talking to him, but this just changes everything.
I’ve confronted her before when I went snooping around and found some conversation with friends that seemed a little too friendly with friends and she can come off as a flirt at work. I am opened minded and I know she loves me but I am not sure she is in love with me.
tl;dr: Found an incriminating screenshot of my wife addressed to one of our friends email.
>>78834227
you fucking sad act!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>78834227
please fuck off
we're trying to enjoy a thread here
stupid runt
no one is going to use his thread now even when we need to migrate.
>>78834227
LOVE how riled up your get rorkey boy
>>78834160
because you have to get in the car to drive it, a middle seat would be awkward to get to and too far from the door
reminder to report all chink spam threads
>>78834237
emuparadise
There was already a thread, why make this?
>>78834290
Greater London
>>78834249
Confront her or give her a good fucking so she'd stop thinking about other dicks.
>>78834274
why do you spam our general with chink shit? you're not even a brit
aig
>>78834298
is that safe?
>>78834237
pokemon platinum is better btw
>this account is private
>>78834274
>implying its the fucking edition that's cancerous and not the fact you post it 30 posts early
fuck off you cancerous underrage fucking pest
>>78834346
you posted yours literally 3 posts after in the old thread
you lost
china won
get over it
>>78834327
yeah
>>78834327
yeah I think so
rick and morty has gotten quite mundane now
>>78833489
Volvo Cross Country is a meme, you need neither the ground clearance nor the plastic bumpers in your life, and it makes the ride so wallowy that you feel like you're riding a boat.
Feels good I'll never have as much autism as two blokes complaining about which thread was first and which edition to use even after the majority has chosen.
>>78834363
**literally 1 post in between
>>78834331
i agree, just feel like playing one of the original gen 4 games
>>78834126
grim
>>78834363
fuck off chink spammer
>>78834396
it's fucking early it's against the rules fuck off chin
Had ANOTHER person ask me about Rick and Morty today. Had one of those things in his ear to make a big hole and loved 'fugees too.
created a new system where every time I want a wank I'll have a ciggy instead
rather have lung cancer than fall for Jewish tricks
pooooo heehe pooey bumsssss :P willies!#I#)@ and bums with willies INSIDE THEM xDDDDDD pooey willies after being inside BUMS lolllll bums weeing inside bums and coming out with POO and WEE all over them :o) LOLLLLL
>>78834447
*guffaws*
>>78834388
sorry mate I do not give a single shite about "ground clearance" or plastic bumpers which cause a "wallowy ride" in some random fucking car because I'm not a car autist
take your aspie special interest elsewhere
just burst me banks
>>78834441
rules haven't been a thing in /brit/ since janny abandoned it. by giving attention to trolls, you encourage them to post more early news. just post normally and stop acknowledging it, like you should have learned 10 years ago
Ah, so THIS is the greatest nation on earth
>>78834482
but it's against the rules
Fwwwwruuaawk I'm shitting out me guts lads.
Pissing out my bum haha.
Need pictures? Haha
one good thing about britain
our natural disasters are really weak and don't affect anyone apart from idiots who live in really floodable areas
>>78834484
me the missus and the bairn
>>78834482
posting in these threads encourages them to make them much more
just report and ignore the chink threads
willes ampersand bums
>>78834469
No!
>>78834528
god i wish that were me
>>78834443
labyrinthine post
honestly can't wait to go back to work tomorrow lads
>>78834532
fuck off
the rules are the first thread linked regardless of the subject, simple as
the problem here is the lack of janny
>>78834595
iktf
so bored
what the fuck do neets do all day
YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP
absolutely loathe women but when i fantasise about politics i feel like i should have a pretty wife there just to hug for press photographs and to say nice things about when celebrating my victories.
>>78834599
fuck off chink spammer, you post new shit threads after 250 posts
report and ignore all chink threads, stop enabling them to spam us
>>78834625
desu it wouldn't be so bad if i had friends, work is the only social outlet i have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFybbbSSzyI
>>78834625
Lurk the internet just like you do in your free time, only the entire day.
>>78834484
america lets it people suffer due to not investing in the national infrastructure
meanwhile, in based china
https://www.chinamoneynetwork.com/2017/03/01/china-plans-to-spend-2-trillion-on-transportation-infrastructure-before-2020
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-06-15/china-spends-more-on-infrastructure-than-the-u-s-and-europe-combined
Hate cash
Hate paper tickets
wish everything was electronic
So why do no shops sell Pabst Blue Ribbon? I can get it in some bars, but if I'm going to a pre I have to settle for a fucking Heineken.
love peter gabriel
Mad. Who do you reckon lived there?
babestation daytime
evelyn bum
meanwhile, in based *COUGH* *COUGH* *HACK* china
>>78834712
t. the glass citizen
>>78834677
The communist party works hard for the people, not corporate lobbyist shills
>>78834677
chinese infrastructure falls apart all the time
>china is an undeveloped shitho-
mate in china asked her boss for a raise so he raped her and told her to be grateful for the £1 a day she already gets
i watched a documentary about china devastating their environment (and the country's around them) to feed their recent industriousness.
they've proper fucked up their country.
>>78834720
goddamn you're one suave fucker
y'all'd've agreed with mao if you'd been born in china
kebab slap
>>78834888
bournemouth mentioned
>China is a shithole, can't see how ANYONE would want to live there
*posted from my Iphone 7 - Made in China*
>b-but all china does is make, th-they don't create
*pulls out my Xiaomi*
heh nuttin personnal rorke
>>78833672
believe it or not this is her. she made a lewd video for me. $500. wasn't wearing any makeup so she looks uglier than usual
>>78834844
le
>>78834844
they need to spread the love to west/central china
>>78834844
*does renovations in the apartment next door to yours for 12 hours per day for 3 months*
nothing personal
Greater London owns Xiaomi Pistons
>>78834942
theres nothing there
Studied Mao and China for a year
he was an incompetent spastic who ruined his country
cult of personality
>>78834951
the chinese government owns your nuclear power plant
>>78834928
genuinely cannot imagine what a rorke's ideal country would be
>>78834742
was a huge swamp/marsh across the north sea for a lot of that period. the land would have been for transit camps of migratory hunters travelling across to britain for summer hunting and the like.
>>78834888
>rich kid got slapped his multiculti food into his face by some drunk runt who happened to pass by on his way from the job centre
it's an allegory of modern britain
>>78834748
fake news
>>78834742
>>78834852
china's wages are pretty decent these days
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/02/27/chinese-wages-rise-made-in-china-isnt-so-cheap-anymore.html
>>78834928
I have literally never seen anyone use a Xiaomi
>>78834844
>taiwan
er....
>>78834985
more like
>mate slaps kebab into face
simple as
nobody gives a fuck about china, fuck off back to leftypol
>>78835003
Xiaomi are DECIMATING apple in china right now
>>78835008
Taiwan is a rogue province
>>78834989
xi jinping? more like xi jinpeng
>>78834930
umm you could fuck like 10 prozzies for $500 you bint
>>78835008
Taiwan is just a territory of China.
Like Baja California to the USA.
china looks grim as fuck
chinese powerhouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbsVFMr2f6g
Eating fruit, seed and nut muesli with Waitrose blue duchy organic unhomogenised milk
>>78834965
sounds like the same arguments londoners make regarding the rest of the uk
converted it
>>78834985
more like:
>two british lads having fun that makes an austrian angry
what sort of music does he listen to through his Xiaomi Pistons while he's riding the tube?
>china is an undeveloped shitho-
>>78835079
alri tarquin
>>78835082
there's literally nothing there though
it's like 1billion on the central plains then like 300,000,000 in the shitty mountain bits
>>78835093
>Xiaomi Pistons
literally where did you get this from
just got aroused by a soap dispenser unexpectedly firing soap all over my chest and am feeling a strong urge to attentionwhore online
i seriously need a fucking boyfriend
Chinese government doesn't even let its people move between provinces, you have to apply for permission if you wanted to move somewhere.
did someone say china?
im so fucking tired FUCK EVERYONE HERE
>>78835118
don't even try and deny that you own a pair
>>78835114
ah right, only 300m people
>china is a farming cou-
>>78835083
>no penis
dropped
>>78835120
seek help
>>78835053
4:15 winston's a fucking madman
>>78835001
shit that's nearly £2.80/hr
the people's party is basically being robbed at this point (if they didn't work for the people heh)
>>78834930
>for me
then what's with the 8ch file then mmmmmmmatey?
>>78835084
more like:
>decadent british upper middle class mates spectacularly waste food and put a video of it online to show their disdain for the struggles of the people in the 3rd world
fuck off chester you bent loser
https://twitter.com/docrussjackson/status/901918380843835392
>girls without willies
nah
>>78835150
give me a shred of evidence
did a poo
looked in the loo
and it reminded me of youuuuuuuuuu
>>78835178
just a bit of banter
why are austrians so bitter?
cannot tell if the bloke on pbs spacetime is australian or kiwi and am NOT arsed to check
>average wages are higher in South Africa than China
>>78835180
fuck off devon
>>78835206
don't need to. i know you own a pair, you know you own a pair. simple as.
>>78835182
Literally a less eloquently put version of the 'british serf' pasta i made.
>>78835151
yeah
they're all poor and it's pretty hard to get drinking water
>>78835210
i tried to banter as well
apparently I'm quite shite at it though
feel genuinely bad now
It won't happen again YOU
MASSIVE
GAY
SHITE
chester is a moderator abusing powers
>>78835276
i liked the second one now i know it's banter
keep on pluggin
>>78835226
m8 white south africans are almost all gated community millionaires, it's only the nigs who live in squalor
want to use reddit flags but don't want to be a reddit flagger hmmmmm quite the conundrum
>>78835182
How do these people explain away the fact that the Conservatives gave the franchise to the working-class in the first place?
>A new UN study of global population trends predicts that India will overtake China to become the world's most populous nation by 2022.
Reminder that it's our Commonwealth Allies in India that will come to dominate this century
>>78835210
the new zealand of germany
died on wave 69 of the inferno again, lads
The British serf is a peculiar creature. He sacrifices his own interest for that of his master. He takes pride in the stability of his monarchy, stability born out of the fact that he unlike his brave cousins in Europe, never dared to challenge the powers that be. He takes pride in the self-interested conquest and exploitation of other peoples, although they brought him no personal gain or liberation from his exploitation. He'd sell his own brother out for extra crumbs from the table of his master. Why? He has delusions that someday he'll leave his decrepit societal position and join what he assumes to be his rightful place in the upper echelons of society. And like any good sycophant, his delusion means he is inclined to set up his position in the aristocracy, making sure everything is ready for when he makes what he believes to be his inevitable departure from the drudgery of his lower classification, to the elite. And why should he be woken from his dream, Kate Middleton did it (so did the footballers and Alan sugar still even has a cockney accent!), so of course it is possible for the other serfs. Not all of them can join or else the elite wouldn’t be the elite. So in his preparation for gilded status, the societal runt, believes pulling up the ladder out of the grasp of those behind him will only serve to cement his future genteel status and prosperity.
Lo, what a fool he is. How he allows those above him to pull wool over his eyes, and encourage his selfish personality for their exploitation. It is the duty of the thinker to moderate man's carnal passions and to ground them in reality by taking the scales off his eyes, lest he is duped by those more conniving than him
>>78834366
>>78834377
doesn't have it on there
feel sick
>>78834363
It was originally linked by the Australian at 290 posts in an old thread
Whatever you say, it's against the rules and would be deleted if janny bothered doing his fucking job
>>78835357
>distant history
ah yes a great source of information on contemporary politics
>>78835300
wew
stop putting me through an emotional rollercoaster like that
need some latex chebs to calm me down now
neo = new
nazi = nazi
>>78835392
stop eating, chubby
>>78835331
what kind of alternate reality are you in
>china is poo-
unironically going to add the word 'china' to the filter
>>78835358
there's already a fuckload too many indians
>>78835393
you're against the rules and if janny was foing his job you'd be banned for global rule 15 in a heartbeat
>>78835439
>using GDP as a measure of whether something is rich or poor
>>78835459
not an argument
>>78835401
I think it's relevant when your argument is that poor people are all labouring under a false consciousness because they just aren't as clever as you.
>>78835450
>>78835417
I hear those people are awfully loud
>>78835426
Ahhhh yes this one solitary picture disproves his statement
>>78835457
look at PC-channer over here
*pushes the rule book out of your hand*
rules were made to be broken chief.
>>78835479
>the brainlet response
>>78835426
hey i said "almost" didn't i? most afrikaners aren't die antwoord
>work tomorrow
can't be doing with this
>>78835118
they're /g/'s favourite budget pair
>>78835457
>All pony/brony threads, images, Flashes, and avatars belong on /mlp/.
lol
>>78835529
not an argument
>>78835426
lol do you ever look at poor white people a wonder how they fucked up their privilege
>>78835486
I don't think you really understand, give it another go laddo
>>78835542
>home for the weekend
>need to catch the train back in t minus 3 hours
>as soon as i get back onto that train to the town where i'm working, im basically at work again
HATE living somewhere for the sole purpose working there.
>>78835569
why does a sissy have a sig sauer
>china is ba-
>>78835573
felt like a beta orbiter watching this for just even a moment
I like Britannia so much. :D
>>78835614
ah yes hadam
>>78835614
>>78835573
>>78835616
Gib Spanish gf
My brother already has one from Andalusia
>>78835599
literally none of this will change that china is a poor country with a totalitarian government that seeks to control every aspect of people's lives
>>78835614
>>78835573
shame their faces are 75% plastic
>>78835588
Nah it's alright poppet, when you grow up you're going to look back and cringe at yourself though.
>>78835568
>I'm an underage larper with no actual intellectual refutation of the argument so I'll spam some epic ironic meme until the other person gets bored
hm..
I'll let rorke make the new, I enjoy sharing, unlike him
my dad has called me weak, soft, idiot, stupid, retard, loser, and many other things lads
>>78835653
>invite james to messenger in big letters right across the top
amateur job
>>78835652
howling
love this idea that voting conservative is somehow more mature based off the idea that alzheimers riddled retirees vote conservative
>>78835653
haha wtf
poor people are led by the notion of becoming rich out of the blue though?
>>78835653
hello james
>>78835673
did I stutter?
Not. An. Argument.
If you love China so fucking much then go and live there and report back to us in a year about how fucking great your life is. We'll wait
>>78835357
Ah yes, the Conservatives of 1918 are clearly the same party that exists today.
(Though even they were [a] in a coalition with the liberals and [b] driven by WW2.)
>the irish
>white
H-hi... I n-normally post on /c-/c-/c-/cum/ a-and I l-llll-like bane memes...
>>78835903
h-h-heeere's my fu-uUUHHhh-nny drawing off th-the CIA Dude
any more chinese pictures?