>be american
>get flooded
>be american
>be flooded up to the waist
>get told not to leave
>>78831410
Omg, i never thought it was that bad. I thought america was prepared for things like this.
>>78832532
i poured cement in every single drain i could find because americans are fat and stupid and they deserve it
All you have to do is ask (and pay) Murica.