/ausnz/

>>78829963
how are we all lads

juicy kiwis

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>>78829993
Kinda tired if I'll be honest, getting pretty late.

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>this is the peak of Australian creativity and initiation
>i-its not a normal sandwich, look we only used one piece of bread it's a unique invention

>>78829963
canada only got 2 replies, good job lads

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business idea: wetabix

Fucking cold tonight.
Just remembered I had to take my meds after a fap but got stuck posting now I'm going to die.

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>>78830104
Oi, don't be a Maori

>>78830080
well it's pretty nice when you just drop down to bunnings and there are some juicy sausages awaiting you

>>78830080
Hey it's simple but it's good, so BACK OFF

So looked a bit more through trade.co.nz

7.9% fee for selling + fee for receiving money...

>>78830120
where do you think big strong maoris get their protein from

>>78830111
rip

>>78830111
Can I have your computer when you die?

>>78830130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NzxLWOt2fg&list=LLEvM7LgKm7-X_hGKdMETcNw&index=307

>>78830161
I always assumed it was from buying steak using welfare

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Having a cheeky 1am weetbix lads

>>78830204
What a complete and utter madman!

i've got to be up in 5 hours
legit fucked

>>78830191
'I shall not die, but live, and declare the works of the LORD.'

>>78830320
huh, I was under the impression all aussie posters were neets

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Phwoar dont know what those brits are on about

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>>78830320
Why aren't you asleep then?

I pick from the trash on a regular basis for clothing, food, electronics etc

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>>78830335
Most are faggots that go to Uni to get the dole.
Not me though, true neet three years now.

>>78830404
doesn't surprise me

>>78830366
how come your photo isn't IMG_xxxx.jpg?

>>78830422
dunno, it's android

>>78830417
Isn't that just a student loan?
It's not the dole if it's not free

>>78830404
I once saw like 20 full bags of hot-dog buns in a dumpster. Was tempted to take them, but then I remembered what hot-dog buns taste like and also that they were in a dumpster.

>>78830473
Hotdog buns are literally the cheapest thing in existence, why would you even consider taking it out of the trash.

>>78830404
they have to lock the bins here in case some idiot eats some gone off food and dies or whatever

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still screeching at that canadian new
what was he bloody thinking?

>>78830468
I dunno since I don't go.
Hex debt and dole are seperate, you can theoretically use the dole to pay the debt but you don't have to.

need an aboriginal gf lads

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>>78830473
>the canadian brain

>>78830506
No fucking respect, that's what it is

>>78830506
it was a good edition

>>78830513
no you don't

Yes, hello

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>>78830080
and if you've any bread left over simply butter it and cover with sprinkles - proper Aussie grub in seconds

test

>>78830404
nothing wrong with that mate, plenty of good shit gets thrown out

>>78830513
hey me too

>did my degree in a language that isn't mandarin

JUST

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>>78830422
android innit

>>78830534
tastes nice innit stop hating

>>78830544
What did you learn?

>>78830513
Go ahead, give em some glue to sniff and they'll flock to ya

watching The Searchers on channel 5 because it's meant to be one of the greatest films ever made

it's boring as shit

what the fuck was that bump? like 10 posts in 20 seconds

>>78830533
yes hello please stay you are welcome here

>>78830550
i can tell this is britain because of the shitty grey sky every single day

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me and the bull

lads I just realized we haven't had a thread theme yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB2260RS6xI

>>78830500
I'm stingy and get cheap thrills from raiding dumpsters. That's where I got my current computer actually.

>>78830584
i linked it in brit maybe it was that lol

>>78830335
actually I think most aren't, there is generally a noticeable increase in posts after everyone is done with their day. I notice this because I'm a neet (hopefully not permanently) who posts at all hours.

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>>78830544
Mandarin, and any other Chinese language, is God awful.
And learning a language to be a better wage-slave is utterly sad.

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>>78830591
its a picture of Brussels actually

>>78830629
oh

>>78830608
Oh fuck sakes, I don't want your pommie cunts raiding my thread

oh shit this isnt brit
mad

sorry lads, ill be off now
sorry to disturb innit

>>78830584
Thank you! How are you today, chap?

>>78830645
yea only a couple posted though

>>78830561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkEbbU9ZPv4

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Why is /ausnz/ so comfy? I think it's because it has the perfect speed, not too fast like /brit/, but not too slow like /balt/

any of you lads got any kids?

>>78830682
Do it again bomber harris!

>>78830666

holy fuck thought this was brit too lmao

>>78830684
fuck off literal grandad

fuck off bongs

>>78830682
do it again Bomber Harris

>>78830544
bl m8

>>78830666
this is /brit/ now

australia is british clay

>>78830671
It's almost 2 am

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>>78830713
I hope you realize you're next in line for the chamber

>>78830692
>>78830666
blind

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*creates a british federation*
oops haha

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Is Canada northern Australia or is Australia southern Canada?

why arent you lads sleeping anyway

>>78830713
wind your fucking neck in

>>78830748
damn

>>78830798
australia is western new zealand

Trademe & eBay = too expensive
gumtree = ok

Where else can i go? not chinese so not using their knock-off WhatsApp clone

>>78830806
I think I might nod off soon it's almost 4am

>>78830627
yea but added qualifications means less hours and higher salary (generally), it makes you less of a wageslave really

>>78830832
freecycle

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And can you tell me, doctor, why I still can't get to sleep?
And night time's just a jungle dark and a barking M.16?
And what's this rash that comes and goes, can you tell me what it means?
God help me - I was only nineteen

>>78830692
join us brother

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Is /ausnz/ really just going to end up being a second /brit/?
God help us all

>>78830855
It makes you a more efficient wage-slave, yes. But Mandarin is just sucha God awful language, I wouldn't learn it if you fucking paid me.

I don't know what you need though, flipping burgers gets you 15 dollaridoos an hour. That's plently to buy smokes.

>>78830842
*tucks you in*

>>78830904
probably not it's just the middle of the day here and middle of the night there

>>78830862
I know a Vietnam veteran. He's got no ligaments in his knees and there's still 13 pieces of shrapnel working their way out of his left leg.

>>78830832
aliexpress

>>78830806
1:30AM for me, most of us are already sleeping, ill go soon

>>78830734
How was yesterday then?

>>78830941
>flipping burgers gets you 15 dollaridoos an hour
See how long that lasts when chink levels start to rise

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>>78830904

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Through '66 and 7
They fought the Congo War
With their fingers on their triggers
Knee-deep in gore
The days and nights they battled
The Bantu to their Knees
They killed to earn their living
And to help out the Congolese

Bit worried lads, been pooing literal water for the past 2 days.

It's not even lumpy just pure, brown water.

>>78831042
that doesn't sound good

>>78830973
Was okay, didn't do much besides sit and relax

I did go to the beach for a bit, weather was shite though

>>78831083
It isn't, having to go to the toilet every 30 minutes or so.

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>>78830982
Fuck the chinks though, they are already ruined the Australian life.
Time to invade Beijing again. Teach them what for.

>>78830856
>>78830958
thanks

>>78831115
If only we can get them all addicted to opium again, then they wouldn't be a problem

>>78831042
>>78831114
You should probably see a doctor or something.

>>78831095
>Was okay, didn't do much besides sit and relax
Noice
>I did go to the beach for a bit, weather was shite though
Not so very noice

>>78831157
don't really like you

or you
>>78831011

especially not you
>>78831115

>>78831183
Zhang detected

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Made a thing.

>>78831162
this

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I wanna be in the cavalry if they send me off to war

I wanna good steed under me like my forefathers before

I wanna good mount when the bugle sounds and I hear the cannons' roar

I wanna be in the cavalry if they send me off to war

I wanna horse in the volunteer force that's riding forth at dawn

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>>78831183
Go back where you came from cunt. Bloody chinks ruin everything they touch.

new thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCWOfVxadfI
>captcha: calle clle

>>78831236
saved m8

>>78831259
wtf no
this is the thred theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

>kiwis have gone to sleep
heh

swish swish bish

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>>78831339
Not yet

sleep tight precious kiwis

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>>78831356
And what's that supposed to mean?!

>>78831339
soon but not yet

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why are indians so fucked in the head? im literally covered from head to toe and they keep assuming i'm a woman

>>78831365
fukken saved

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>>78831365
not again!

>>78831236
very nice mate

>>78831356
tune

went outside but there were too many normblots so i came back

why are you faggots not in /brit/

this is ausnz

>>78831499
dont like brit

>>78831499
Same reason as me I'm guessing. We're all refugees from our own horrible generals looking for a better home.

>>78831526
Then stop making /ausnz/ like /brit/
It's like muslim refugees who come to the west only to try make sharia law a thing

>>78831554
this

>>78831554
>>78831526
The colonies reign supreme once more

>>78831499
you cant make me go back just cos im a faggot u fuckin cunt, thats discrimination

>>78831560
nothing wrong with sharia mate don't knock it till you've tried it

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>>78831579

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going to sleep now
night night.

>>78831608
night x

>>78831608
Night laddie
I think I'm off as well, 4am is pretty late

What makes this place better than other generals then?

Love Australia that much do we?

>>78831608
Sweet dreams, chap
>>78831626
And sweet dreams to you too, chap

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>>78831578
That actually reminds me of an idea I had. What if there was a general for all the colonies? /colon/ or something. Only problem I ran into is that it would include a bunch of African hell-holes notorious for bad posters.

>>78831635
yes

>>78831608
>>78831626
night x

>>78831617
me on the right

>>78831635
ye

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everyone kept on trying to tell me i was autistic because i didnt fall in love with HER, just this MUSIC VIDEO

true/false?

>>78831662
How common sight is that in Australia?

>>78831608
sweet dreams kiwi

>>78831678
autism

>>78831654
a shite idea honestly

ausnz is perfect, if someone keeps it alive at least

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>>78831695
have you even watched the video recently? shes beautiful

>>78831685
go to any suburban or rural party and you will see something similar

>>78831635
Thread culture is much less obnoxious here.

>>78831696
Yeah, I had this idea before I knew /ausnz/ was a thing. Kinda irrelevant now.

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>>78829963
>Fuck Canada edition
Fuck me filthy kiwi scum

>>78831721
the REAL question for THIS thread though:

is sophie ellis-bextor contestant NUMBER NINE?

or contestant NUMBER SIX?

>>78831752
/ausnz/ has existed for a while, it has come and gone

>>78831753
bend over and let me take a crack at er ya fckin poof

>>78831770
I've only been coming to /int/ for a little over a month now. I basically just come here to get my low-brow banter fix.

>>78831782
I said kiwi, not A*stralian

>>78831753
canada made a thread for ausnz, needs to be aus or nz

the general democratically moved to this thread despite it being made after canada's thread
its ok mate, no one hates you xoxo

>finishing up orange chicken lunch
>one single piece of chicken buried under the rice leftover
feels good

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>>78831816
>a month
Fuck me I've been here far too long

>>78831846
cmon babe, really, whats the difference? ; )

sleep time i think
night lads

>>78831876
love nathan

>>78831898
sleep well aus guy

>>78831943
VERY excited for the new season desu

>>78831898
night

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if you dont understand this picture and its origins you need to leave this thread RIGHT NOW

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>>78832042
FANTASTIC post

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don't want to wake up in 4 hours

fucking hell i thought i was in /brit/

been here for about an hour

fuck sake

>>78832219
stop this gimmick

>>78832102
thats fuckin housos cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjJJHGW7pNA

>>78832256
housos was better

>>78832282
u drunk cunt get fucked

>>78832219
cease this behaviour

do we allow """australian""" wogs and lebos in this thread? serious question

>>78832332
>behaviour
You aren't in the Anglosphere. Explain dis.

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NEED a bilinida gf

yanks it's your job to keep this thread alive until tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g47K-d4t7KU
lots of very english accents in 80s australia.

>>78832490
aye aye, sir!

>>78832490
I'll do my best.

>>78832496
glad we stomped that trend out

>>78832556
wtf ive been trying to bring it back for years...

doing an ASMR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=493Yq9gUJUA

what's the point of asmr

>>78832676
blood rushes elsewhere to allow my brain to relax

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wtf sydney?

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>>78832634
Gross.

>>78832709
would desu

>>78832709
Why do all vegans have that look of having a thin layer of powder all over them? Are they aliums?

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extreme late night thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-wqg-9bJV0

wtf this isnt brit

The thread's dying without the Kiwis. What do we do?

my day has been so good so far
just wait until my luck turns on me and later on i get hit by a bus or somethin

>>78832984
>3 posts within 30 seconds
>dying

yeah, right, buddy.

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>>78832976
I'll fucking heem you

>>78833001
It was tho. I just have bad timing with my posts.

also can my cat get mercury poisoning if i feed him canned tuna? because i have been

>>78833019
There's two australians left and no kiwis

>>78833037
what are you fucking rich or something?

>>78833037
oligarch

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>>78833037
Is there even mercury in cans these days?

>>78833091
no hes just very fussy. he used to get raw kangaroo until he didnt like that, then rotisserie chicken, now hes on canned tuna

>>78833114
if u ever fucking accuse me of being a commie again ill kick ur teeth so far down ur fuckin throat u develop kidney stones do u understand me cunt?

>>78833154
think youve got that backwards mate

just let my cat out when it needs to eat
survival of the fittest and that

>>78833154
More than a few cans of tuna a week for humans can risk developing mercury poisoning in humans

you're probably very quickly destroying your cats liver

>>78833185
You only get to say mate if you're from Maine. Are you from Maine?

>>78833221
too bad, I'm from cornfield paradise/shithole known as Indiana

>>78833202
i literally saw my cat raping another cat once in my backyard. he was on top of another cat and the cat on the bottom had its hind legs really high up, and it was screaming loudly, so i looked out my window and yelled his name, and his facial expression was unlike anything id ever seen, this cat literally had shame on his face. but he didnt stop he went harder after making eye contact, i had to fucking leave, i was only 12 at the time. the worst fucking part was, the cat he was raping, was also a male, my cat was a fuckin bender i dont know what to do

>>78833214
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

imagine living in a flyover state or being canadian lol

>>78833274
you should only give him tuna as a treat tbqh, the greedy cunt will learn to eat if he's hungry

>>78833330
going to have some words with my mummy tomorrow about the cats diet :@

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>>78833372
might just have to throw a couple fuckin fists too if she tries to stop me

>>78833333
>>78833333
>>78833333

AHAHAHAH

>>78833372
>>78833408
>tfw takes 4 seconds to upload a 22kb jpg and 91 characters

where have the yanks gone? did I verbally heem them?

>>78833429
piss off

>>78833291
feels bad

>>78833461
he pm'd me, hes jackin it to the asmr but hes playin it in 0.25 speed sooo..

still here

>>78833461
Still here. Assuming Canada counts as a yank, that is.

can we have a yank headcount?

I think it's just me and the Burger right now.

>>78833497
sound doesnt play at 0.25 speed

>>78833670
i know, thats the weirdest part, hes just jackin it to them 2 bitches lickin them ear lookin things nice n slow..

>>78833714
hope he's doing it to this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3GIh-FaFw8

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>>78833714
>hes just jackin it to them 2 bitches lickin them ear lookin things nice n slow..

Can we all agree that ASMR is just entry level pr0n?

>>78833824
no

>>78833824
no
this would be pretty illegal then
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPp1qsJandvmvdcHPMhI3PA

quite like the 8 chan asmr board

As the great warrior-poet Ice Cube once said, "If the day does not require an AK, it is good"

i hereby declare this thread /ausmr/

>>78833971
wacky

late night ausnz is dire

but ill do my part and bump

>>78834120
thank you we yanks need all the help we can get to keep her alive

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This is the best selling vehicle in Australia as of now.

>>78834230
looks like shit

as are all toyotas

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>>78834340
Toyotas were pretty good up until recently. Here's our best selling vehicle if it makes you feel any better.

>>78834410
>>78834230
what the fuck are they tryin to make transformers or some shit? those cars look fuckin munted

>>78834488
The era of the aesthetic vehicle has long since ended. We live in a world of full-size HotWheelz.

>>78834488
that's modern vehicles for you, looking like something out of transformers or add millions of edges to make it look more futuristic or some bullshit. I prefer the more rounded look of cars from the mid-late 90s better tbqh

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>>78830080

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won't go to sleep until next thread

start bumping cunts

>>78834638
>not actual size

>>78834661
soon. just make sure you sleep man

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Bump

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i unironically have important shit due tomorrow

>>78834735
please just sleep man its not worth it

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oh sweet 80s consumerist aesthetics how I miss thee

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I say when it's not worth it

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OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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So what's the plan for today yank fiends? Do you not have jobs or school?

>>78834907
Gonna melt down some aluminium and forge some new tent-pegs for my dad.

>>78834945
sounds extremely dull not gonna lie

>>78834907
gonna look in some bins for a tv and some sweaters

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>>78835036
get me something good will you

>>78835002
I find it fun. It's definitely not for everybody tho.

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>>78835066
do this often then?

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>even yank army girls are fat

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enjoy this picture
it's very aesthetic

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>>78835112
Relatively often. Been too warm outside to fire up the forge though. It's probably nothing to you Aussies, but anything above 25C is pretty brutal for me.

>>78835112
holy fuck looks like me ol work for the dole boss hahahahaha

>>78835224
>but anything above 25C is pretty brutal for me.
same, anything above 20 just sucks like hell

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>>78835236
get a job you neet piece of shit

>>78835296
mate i didnt even pass highschool.. noo ne wants me rofl

>>78835327
1/8th are we?

idea: abolish work for the dole

remember to vote for me in about 20 years time

>>78835385
fuck off

republic soon

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>>78835422
idea: work for the dole for some, republic for others.

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any k pop man in

>>78835345
i fuckin wish bro then id be getting more money in dole payments than workin a tradie job

i started playin dota 2 again (casually[i like to ward and counterward]) and no one is on right now cos its nearly 4am kangaroo time and i refuse to play SEA servers

>>78835472
*pulls eyelids to either side*

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>>78835587
bender

>>78835566
>playing dota
>ever

>>78835745
I guarantee you'd rather be her than fuck her

bender

think that lunch gave me the shits tbqh

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>>78835472
oi oi

>>78835792
what did he mean by this

>>78835955
he meant he's a right poof

bump so i can sleep dickheads

>>78836028
I'm here to support you anon so you sleep well

>>78836028
how about i bump you round the head

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>>78836028
bumping with queen of /ausnz/

how often do aussies call someone a galah?

>>78836138
>>78836138
never

also bump more

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is this now the average aussie family?

bumping
sleep tight aus

10 posts come on

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

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>>78836070
urm no sweaty the previous thread already decided the queen of ausnz so jog on :) x

I BELIEVE IN YUO
SLEEP
SSHHHH

>>78836179
thanks im gonna try sleep at the pc tonight, trying to give myself scoliosis so i can get on disability payments

>>78836162
t. flaming galah

>>78836212
she's not an aussie tho and has no connection to australia

>>78836270
>>78836270
>>78836270
okay the new thread is safe

please migrate

it's 4 am I'm going to sleep

YOU THINK YOU CAN LEAVE JUST BECAUSE THREAD HIT BUMP LIMIT? THANKS I GUESS ILL BE TAKING THIS LAST POST

making sure thread hits bump limit

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>>78836267
so

>>78836339
hasnt hit it yet

310 is the bump limit u mong

>>78836355
if u try take this last post i will haunt you for the rest of your fucking life i swear to christ mother fucker

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>>78836389
already hit the bump limit sweaty
get some rest x

>>78836459
why did u post that? do u want me to stroke my BAC?

WOOO
AUSSIE YOU CAN SLEEP NOW

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>>78836573
yea go on just quickie

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>>78836589
not until i ejaculate, because of this fcking british faggot that just had to make me havea bat

itt: schoolyard slangfor havin a wank IN UR CUNT

1. cunt
2. havin a bat

also remember this story bout a guy in me highschool, all the wogs (ppl of mediterrannean descent in australia are wogs, lebos and some middle easterners too) all went to a house to have a masturabtion session together (they were havin a bat togehter) and they were all fappin at a pc with each other like 5-6 guys is how the story goes. anyway this one guy called xander cums first but keeps on battin (apparently) n everyone else but 1 guy called sidlo cums so sidlo n xander r sittin next 2 each other battin away then xander goes (apparently) "OOH IM GONNA CUM A 2ND TIME" but he (it was sidlos house and sidlos computer)was keepinon battin and xander thinks hes gonna cum again so he stands up n goes "OOH IM CUMMIN AGAIN" and then he pisses all over sidlos computer then sidlo gets up n suddenly (xander was short and tubby like a ball) he gets a broom sidlos dad walks in and getsa broom and starts hittin this little tubby xander guy around and theres just piss and cum all over the place and sidlo was really angry about his computer haha

>>78836640
haha dare me to pull a xander or a sidlo bro?

>>78836925
>also remember this story bout a guy in me highschool, all the wogs (ppl of mediterrannean descent in australia are wogs, lebos and some middle easterners too) all went to a house to have a masturabtion session together (they were havin a bat togehter) and they were all fappin at a pc with each other like 5-6 guys is how the story goes. anyway this one guy called xander cums first but keeps on battin (apparently) n everyone else but 1 guy called sidlo cums so sidlo n xander r sittin next 2 each other battin away then xander goes (apparently) "OOH IM GONNA CUM A 2ND TIME" but he (it was sidlos house and sidlos computer)was keepinon battin and xander thinks hes gonna cum again so he stands up n goes "OOH IM CUMMIN AGAIN" and then he pisses all over sidlos computer then sidlo gets up n suddenly (xander was short and tubby like a ball) he gets a broom sidlos dad walks in and getsa broom and starts hittin this little tubby xander guy around and theres just piss and cum all over the place and sidlo was really angry about his computer haha
what the fuck did i just real

>>78837021
willy wars nigga get on it

>>78837021
HEY wanna hear the one bout how sidlo n xander n a couple other wogs convinced filipidis to finger his own ass? or the time all the wogs went to the third oval to jack it ike a bunch of fags while the kids in the year above us smoked cigaretes and watched??

>>78837181
YES

post in the new threads you runts

>>78837310
well they told filipidis that jackin it was rly good n he never tried it one day so h e went home 2 jack it and he was tellin everyone how good it was how nice n stuff it was so they all got 2 tgheter later and hatched a master plan 2 to get filiipidis to finger his ass, that lunch time they all want down to the 3rd oval (its where all the fags and smokers hang out i guess) and they ALL get together tellin him that fingerin ur ass is amazin n rely good when u fap, then he goes home that night and the mad man does it, so he comes back 2 chool the next day and tells all his wog friends wat he did n they all laugh their ass of for the rest of his school i c him alone desu he tried to cook with me in home ec i called hgim shit finger rofl

>>78837413
OH YEAH they gave a REALLY good impersonation of him when he came back nad told them how he did it he was all "oh it good i guess yeah" could TELL he didnt like it that much but just wanted to fit in with eeveryone else

peer pressure can make a fag outta weak man i guess

KEEP YOUR DIRTY FUCKIN PAWS OFF ME LAST POST YOU FUCKIN MUTTS

OI OI OI

>>78837838
ZIGGA ZAGGA ZIGGA ZAGGA

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