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early

>>78827464
Never watched the fight, was it actually good? I watched the last Mayweather fight and it was boring as fuck.

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anime

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>bread and butter + cheese and onion crisps
>cup of tea
comfy here lads

writing a book about a nigger

gonna call it "the nigger"

NEED to stop watching porn lads

>>78827505
Can see her fanny

>>78827517
good post

EVACUATE THE DANCEFLOOR

>>78827510
it's the most interesting boxing fight I've seen in a long time

don't much care for boxing on account of being spoiled by the actually exciting fights in MMA

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>>78827510
mayweather came out in IRA gear

>>78827505
thought that was moot in drag for a mo

>>78827520
why lad, no fap is pointless

>>78827526
she knows you can see it, and she likes it

>>78827549
he'd just come from robbing a liquor store

>>78827520
good luck on your quest

ween mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F39uC9IlI0

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Family is arguing again
Mum dad and sister all screaming at each other
Genuinely scared my parents will get divorced

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ate it lads.

tasted pretty crap. very carp-esque taste.

also lost all its interesting colour. may buy it once more to try something else with it but its not likely to be a yes from me :/

>>78827552
you can still fap but watching porn is highly damaging to the psyche and the soul

Getting sucked into this flightradar thing

Waiting until planes approach my house and looking out the window to see them. Knowing exactly which planes they are, where they came from and where they are going

it's quite interesting

>wanting every old obese tom dick and rasheed to fantasise about raping you in the street
doesnt really compute iah

>>78827458
shes quite fit and ive fancied her since year 8 and was really on track to marry her but the new girl at work is something else

>>78827576
what are they arguing about?

>>78827552
no fap =/= no porn

also no fap is good if you can restrict it to once a week

>>78827576
my dog gets sad when my parents fight so I go downstairs and rub his belly

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>the slovakposter is a cryptopatrician
good lad

>>78827581
doesn't blue usually mean poison in nature?

>>78827581
you ate a parrot?

might play some mount and blade warband

>>78827581
bruv, why on earth did you cook it like that

>>78827566
>>78827549

quite liked these posts

>>78827614
its not poisonous lad.
just tastes a bit like a bottom feeder.

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>watching porn is highly damaging to the psyche and the soul

>no fap is good if you can restrict it to once a week

>>78827587
next step: pirate flight simulator and copy their flights with real weather.

unbelievably fun flying from Hong Kong to London, even if you don't have to do very much for about half a day in-between.

roadmen? nah i'm a laneslad

>>78827650
keep poisoning your brain you filthy animal

>>78827648
bet you wrote one of them

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>The following year the Independent Television Commission decreed that no one should be seen in a television advert eating more than one chocolate bar, because it would encourage behaviour contrary to the government’s ‘diet strategy’.

>>78827650
>he thinks wanking to porn 5 times a day is perfectly healthy
keep telling yourself that

>>78827650
(((they've))) fully had their way with you

>>78827581
carp tastes awful
you ever tried trout or walleye?

>>78827596
Would love if people were fantasising about raping me

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>>78827587
I like doing that too, especially if I'm somewhere near an airport.
I can usually tell larger aircraft apart without Flightradar, but it helps for smaller ones and seeing where they're going to and coming from

noticed i genuinely dislike my job

do gays watch porn? never hear about it that much if so

>>78827597
The autist in the attic probably

Alt right have some sick choons you have to admit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5V-k45oEn0

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>>78827517
got a book about 10 of them
guess what it's called

>>78827645
cook it like what?

>>78827712
does the pope shit in the woods?

>>78827706
don't talk to me or my son ever again

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>>78827717
Embraer EMB-110P1

>>78827596
be loyal and the lord will reward you

eating pasta

doing the best poo ever lads

>>78827704
even grotesquely ugly greasy freaks who get hard in their asda trackies from seeing your legs

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>>78827735
they're the same plane you utter runt
this would be better

>>78827725
in that pot

doesn't even fit

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egg

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>>78827760
or even this

>>78827760
one of them is clearly smaller you retard

what does cocaine smell like?

>>78827645
>>78827581
lol just noticed this
>didn't cut the head off
>didn't descale and de-bone it
>didn't fillet
wtf

>>78827777
chalk and baby laxative

>>78827777
dunno I shove it up the bumhole

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>when you realise more people live in towns and cities that were formerly part of Lancashire (Manchester, Liverpool, Warrington, Bolton, Rochdale, Southport etc.) than in Lancashire today

lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/13807225

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>>78827717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSY5VUhCa18
McDonnell 220

With 4 engines for safety AND efficiency!

>>78827723
wtf I hate Agatha Christie now

>>78827655
>implying my laptop can handle a flight simulator

lmao

Southend is my city

>>78827777
slightly like petrol

>>78827761
i didn't cook it in that pot, that's just a plastic tub i marinated it in.

i wrapped it in foil and chucked on the barbie. fell apart a bit but managed to salvage the flesh.

tasted really carpy - i guess because it eats algae and coral.

I'm going to probably buy another one and try cooking it differently (maybe just a fillet)

>>78827812
why are you still posting this when it is clear that yes has won

>>78827745
theres no place in heaven for a catshagger like me
best i can hope for is a shallow lava pit so i can be tormented one foot at a time

>>78827832
said the same thing about brexit

>>78827832
no surge

wouldn't know where to start if I had Perry in this video for an hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPI-mRFEIH0

>>78827779
Its descaled and gutted (and gilled)

>>78827823
bet it can do FS2004.
(I still use FS2004 because I can't be arsed fucking with FSX settings to optimise.)

love wanking over the toilet, it's where my cum belongs

who /twat/ here

>>78827832
voting no because of this post

had FSX but no idea how to land

just hoped for the best

>>78827823
google earth has one

>>78827831
fair play, would have filleted it personally but have another whack

>>78827883
foetal saxamaphone xray syndrome?

SEE YOU AT THE CROSSROADS CROSSROADS CROSSROADS

>>78827883
just point downwards n slow down a bit

>>78827896
reddit

got a feeling there will be a happening tonight

>>78827859
>all the chefs are black
pottery

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idea: go into politics so that i can get high enough to be a threat to some rich oxbridge cunt's prospects in the party, then tell him i'll withdraw from politics forever if he gets his daddy to fund my ATPL.

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>>78827872

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https://youtu.be/FbWJVult-9M

>>78827889
I read that bbq/baking it whole are the standard procedure.
chinese also seem to steam it.

not really seen much about filletting it (its almost a bit monkfishy (not soft, but has that sort of fishy taste))

Ribbit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFpgQZ691kk

absolute fucking kino

>>78827920
if you own a house you can loan the money and secure it against your house

No guarantee that you'll get a job at the end of it

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>>78827910
you mean some of us are alright, don't go outside tonight?

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interesting synthesis

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America is mad, innit

>>78827818
>She had trouble with an incompetent Swiss French nursery helper (Marcelle) for toddler Rosalind, and as a result she decided, "Scottish preferred ... good with the young. The French were hopeless disciplinarians ... Germans good and methodical, but it was not German that I really wanted Rosalind to learn. The Irish were gay but made trouble in the house; the English were of all kinds"
what did she mean by this ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs

best Katy

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>>78827960
>if you own a house
whoa there Queen Elizabeth.

>>78827831
are you Jamaican or some other afro carribean? dont understand why you'd bother going out your way to buy an exotic fish that is not largely renowned to taste good

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So I read that the former United States is so desperate for medical supplies that they have allegedly sent several containers filled with wheat and tobacco. A gesture, they said, of good will. You wanna know what I think? Well, you're listening to my show, so I will assume you do... I think it's high time we let the colonies know what we really think of them. I think its payback time for a little tea party they threw for us a few hundred years ago. I say we go down to those docks tonight and dump that crap where everything from the Ulcered Sphincter of Arse-erica belongs! Who's with me? Who's bloody with me?

Did you like that? USA... Ulcered Sphincter of Arse-erica, I mean what else can you say? Here was a country that had everything, absolutely everything. And now, 20 years later, is what? The world's biggest leper colony. Why? Godlessness. Let me say that again... Godlessness. It wasn't the war they started. It wasn't the plague they created. It was Judgement. No one escapes their past. No one escapes Judgement. You think he's not up there? You think he's not watching over this country? How else can you explain it? He tested us, but we came through. We did what we had to do. Islington. Enfield. I was there, I saw it all. Immigrants, Muslims, homosexuals, terrorists. Disease-ridden degenerates. They had to go. Strength through unity. Unity through faith. I'm a God-fearing Englishman and I'm goddamn proud of it!

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>>78827988
someone posted a video of one of them getting sashimi'd the other day (or i accidentally clicked on such a video)

then i was at the fishmarket to go get some sea bass and i saw one and just bought it for the novelty value.

>>78827985
thanks a lot margie "cum catcher" thatcher

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>>78827975
>The Irish were gay
wtf agatha

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>>78827957
H a n n a H

>>78827972
Yeah we are, don't mess with us. If you know what's good for you that is haha.

Hmm lads Flight A7MBK from Stansted to Oslo seems to have taken an interesting detour, it's currently in Iran

maggie is a twat

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>>78827972
~Stars and Stripes forever playing in the distance~

>>78827583
literally how, masturbating before I go to bed is the only happiness in my day

>>78827985
tax the land it's full value

>tfw half Irish
>have an RP accent so I could never venture outside of Dublin

hmm

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yanks are gettier crazier by the minute

>>78828077
>>78828077
Just masturbate without porn

>>78828077
audio porn

In another age, at this very spot, the First Brethren Court captured the sea goddess and bound her in her bones. That was a mistake. Oh, we tamed the seas for ourselves, aye. But opened the door to Beckett and his ilk. Better were the days when mastery of seas came not from bargains struck with eldritch creatures, but from the sweat of a man's brow and the strength of his back alone. You all know this to be true. Gentlemen. Ladies. We must --

*shits everywhere, absolutely everywhere, propelled around the room every which way like an open balloon, smacking wet and brown prints on every wall and setting off the smoke alarm with a ginormous brap before launching through the sugarglass window and spinning into the horizon like team rocket*

did porn mess up my sexual preferences

or did it just help me discover my sexual preferences?

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>>78828022
Well done Peter. Well done.

HOWEVER

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>>78828061

so why are houses so expensive?

>>78828130
the former. your mind has been permanently warped

>>78828027
last month waitrose had some sockeye salmon in. did it with some lemon, garlic, dill. it was fucking phenomenal

>>78827759
got these trackies from cancer research actually mate

>>78828131
WHAT A POST

>>78828105
america is the worst thing to ever happen
britain why? why did you send the dumbest religious nutjobs in existence to populate america?? at least irish criminals were cunning enough to make something of Australia

ate a lot of food now i cant stop burping lads

>>78828139
Supply and demand

>>78828139
the land

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>>78828139
1. underconstruction as population grew
2. no upper-bound on private rents since council housing is dead and housing benefit subsidizes landlords
3. speculative lending by banks

>>78828139
because you (and everyone else too) desperately want one

>>78828151
the sea bass i got was also fucking god tier. really really fresh. this thing was also pretty fresh, still smelt of the sea.

not a big salmon man ngl.

>>78828068
unbridled grim

>>78828139
Britain is a tiny island with 65 million people crammed into it who can't even utilise all the space

Meanwhile huge countries like Finland have 5 million

>>78828130
the former

it's done the same to me, I've got out of it since but occasionally I relapse. worst thing that ever happened to me was finding out about Internet porn, I was much happier when the dirtiest thing I wanked to was shagging girls I knew in doggy position

>>78828105
What are that statue and the pedestal top even made of to give out like that?
I wouldn't feel sure to go near that in case of strong wind

>>78828165
our nutjobs weren't the problem, the yuros that came after are the problem

>>78828022
And as always...

>>78828053
love her

>>78828139
its the fucking pakis mate
pakis and the jews
*bangs pint on table*
fucking stinking pakis and woppy fucking jewbags, thats why

>woke up at 8am despite intending a lie-in
>made my self a cup of ol Joe and watched game of thrones
>drove to town and went to Primark. Bought a plain white tee
>went to McDonald's for lunch. O chicken nuggies, large fries and a coke zero
>went home and watched twin peaks
>walked the dog
>bought a wireless charger off Amazon
>wandering around the house trying to think of something to do

How has your bank holiday been so far?

>>78828165
it's not so much religion as it is crypto jews

Americans were upset because we'd just defended them from France in a costly war and refused to pay more taxes to refill the crown's coffers. The french then supplied them with weapons to fight a war of independence against us

absolute scum quite frankly, sucking off frogs because they don't want to get rid of their precious shekels

I should use the next three hours wisely, as after that it becomes just another pre-toil evening

>>78827957
RACHEL
A
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E
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>>78828212
have been watching the cricket

>builders tea

just discovered what this is

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>>78828139
they aren't?
I own a house

>toil: look at excel
>recuperation: look at 4chan

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fucking hell i'm confused
made a fake facebook account ages ago just in case it was ever needed, now i'm getting notification spam emails yet i can't log into my account to deactivate it or stop the emails coming through, wants me to pass a security check but it keeps telling me my session has timed out

>>78828053
I enjoyed primeval, always remember the yorkie bar reveal in the case

>>78828242
6 sugars don't stir it

>>78828251
serves you right for spying on girls

>>78828242
isnt it just lukewarm regular tea with a rich tea biscuit fully dissolved inside?

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who else donated to this

weird to think about people who may have had sexual fantasies about me

I remember when I was 17/18, severely underweight, no facial hair, I was frequently called pretty as opposed to 'hot' and I was wearing full Saint Laurent and walked past this biker group and they all eyed me up haha grim

>>78828209
fantastic post mr
I'll give you a few pennies off next time you pop in my shop (londis)

>>78828251
just block the emails

there's too many spiders knocking about at the minute for my liking

>>78828251
dont work yourself into a tizzy mate

>>78828191
Bronze and some form of gritstone I suppose. Unlike yank houses it's not made from cardboard so it doesn't fall over whenever there's a bit of wind.

>>78828171
>>78828173
>>78828175
>>78828189
>>78828177
surely if everyone wants a house, it would make sense to build more houses and sell them?
why is this not happening enough to meet the demand?

>>78828285
literally this, what is going on

>>78828285
start asking them for rent

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>>78828258
yorkie bar reveal?
this scene?

>>78828299
THERES NO SPACE

>>78828285
seen a MAHOO sive one in my bathtub this morning

>>78827510
it was fun. the irish dude was crying like a little bitch after the fight. waaa why stop so early i was about to unleash my deadly fusillade

the housing problem wouldn't exist if British people weren't too uppity to live in flats

also if there were less darkies

>>78828262
it wasn't for that

>>78828299
the green be- fooking foreigners

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>>78828278
once knew a girl who used to call me nearly every night to talk and it would wind up with her fingering herself telling me about how she came in the bath fingering herself thinking about me

shagged her once then never spoke to her again haha CAN YOU IMAGINE

>>78828309
spiders are muslims in their natural form

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you arrive in Oxford

>>78828340
come on now, we both know that isn't true

>>78828340
then why the HELL would you ever make a facebook account?

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>>78827576

>living in a big happy family that isn't scattered all across the country

spoiled

>tfw I probably would've led a normal life if I hadn't found 4chan 7 years ago
fuck you moot

>>78828358
looks lovly

thoughts on consuming less than 1000 calories a day for 3 weeks+?

I am assuming it's not great for me, but not in any real danger, right?

>>78828212
I don't work anyways so it was just the usual, woke up at 12am with the asmr playlist still playing, ardra was burned into my retina when I opened my eyes because I put blankets up against my window to keep my curtains from letting light through
sniffed my bollocks, masturbated to porn imagining I was the girl
shitposted on here till now, still haven't eaten breakfast

>>78828299
not sure about brit construction regulations, but can't you just buy some land and build a house there? i mean that is how it works in most countries at least.

just spilt a full can of coke zero all over some very important paperwork at work
fuck

>>78828299
3 reasons
>space
not enough of it
>time
it takes a long time to build houses and even longer when you start thinking about getting planning permission
>speculation
why build a house now, if building a house in the future will be more lucrative (because house prices increasing - surely you'd just sit on the ladn.

>>78828358
what is there even to see in oxford apart from the ashmolean

rah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGcEsR-IX9o

>>78828336
hope you sent the cunt packing

>>78828363
yeah but if you were normal you would have thought 'well this is shit' and left

>>78828328
there's shitloads of space though?
I could go to any part of manchester and there'd be loads of empty space that you could build houses on

>>78828378
you need planning permission

reckon i'd be a prime homosexual if i converted myself

the housing problem wouldn't exist if white people minded their own bidness

>>78828361
honestly can't remember what it was for
fucking annoying

>>78828369
what's your weight. sounds below maintenance. may be dangerous

>>78828387
sexy chink students

going to uni next year to rob the gubmint out of £30000 in maintenance loans that I never plan to pay back lads

dubs decides what I study

>>78828369
you will literally waste away by the end of the 2nd day.

>>78828396
suppose such a permission is difficult to attain

Spiders are natures janitors, they clear out the riff-raff and do it FOR FREE

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Book of Eli reboot looks dece

>>78828414
get really weird psychological feels from tranny porn like this.

she has a bigger more potent than willy than me, even though she's less masculine than me in everyway, in the ultimate test she's got me beat.

>>78828325
nah when they realise they've been into the past before through the anomaly, and they find the yorkie bar which matches the one in the case they've just brought with them into the past
remember that since it first aired, don't remember this scene at all

>>78828405
11 stone last i checked
>>78828424
well it's been more than 3 weeks and i dont feel awful. just sweating an awful lot, but it is hot today.

any pubg man in

>>78828358
oxford's shit because it's full of chinese tourists

>>78828387
all the colleges
punting down the river
posh cafes and sandwich shops
Blackwell's
canalside walks
various chapels

and also >>78828419 is right. there are ridiculous amounts of PRIME asian boypussy walking around in tanktops and deep V-neck shirts in this hot weather

>>78828441
>she
it's just a man with fake tits

>>78828425
very difficult.

also a lot of land is protected.

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>loads of renovated 60s tower blocks just outside of manchester
>loads of empty grass space

you could build on this

>>78828369
I've done it on and off for years

I remember one day I walked about 4 miles on 600 calories. I was also severely depressed, paranoid and hated my body weight more than ever though so take it as you will

making some lunch x

>>78827597
everything

>>78828467
i can pick up heavier weights than her. i have more facial and body weight than her. i dont identify as a woman.

shes got a bigger willy and cums tho :/

>>78828363
Are you stupid? you would've found something else to fill the void. something autistic like world of warcraft

thank 4chan for making you self aware

>>78828465
only on weekends and during holidays
its not that bad in termtime

>>78828421
civil engineering

need a gf with an 8 inch cock lads

>build on the greenbelt? preposterous, where will my father and I ride our horses and play polo!? You should rent out one of our houses if you want a place to live!

>>78828299
NIMBYs.

Nobody who owns a home wants new houses built near them because it'd drag down the value of their house. Nobody wants to build new houses in the middle of nowhere because poor people can't afford them.

>>78828514
i live in oxford, its fucking shite.

once you've seen the museums, been to 3-4 colleges (you really get the idea after this), do punting, go up a hill to see the view of the city and see some of the other little memesights like goign to the radcliffe - there is bugger all else.

need to move back to london asap

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>there isn't enough space to build housing

>>78828532
same 2bh.

cannot imagine the rush of being with a very attractive female-seeming person who is packing more than you.

>>78828552
wait Where's the hill

>>78828483
but the trees mate and the bushes/wildlife, gotta preserve the countryside

>>78828544
Ew those tits are horrible and her vag is very weird looking but strangely arousing. Bad taste lad.

>>78828535
there's fuck all countryside left. i dont own any houses, im povvo as fuck. but i live right next to beautiful contryside and national parks. it is literally the one saving grace of living in this shit hole country, that there are some nice national parks with rivers you can swim in without getting aids.

you can get fucked if you think i'd happily see it get paved over for council commie blocks because our government is too spineless to curb immigration and start deporting lunatics and their families

>>78828571
south parks has a good view of the city.

you can probably also see it from the west (but you'll probably have to leave the city itself)

you say countryside, I say low income housing that hasnt been built yet

>>78828563
>that dick
>that tattoo

hnng i'd suck her dick so good

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>not enough space to build more houses
>enough space to import 500.000 people per year

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>>78828532
>gf
>cock

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Now arriving at: Milton Keynes International Airport

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wish England would just hurry up and build 30 story tower blocks so I can have a comfy but decrepit little studio right at the top

>>78828582
I'm not saying build where the trees are
if you look you'll see loads of squares/rectangles of grass
there used to be shitty council houses there
you could easily build there

>>78828545
ah so it's people being selfish then

this
>>78828600

>>78828600
>everyone has to have it as hard as I do

new Helsreach lads

https://youtu.be/M0npZ9MszGE

>>78828421
>>78828421
>>78828421

LADS LADS LADS

>keep the greenbelts? haram! where will my wives and seven children find a dreary council house for the state to pay for us to live in? stupid white people care too much about the environment and beauty instead of homes for me and my 40 cousins

Reminder that New Zealand's housing bubble is so bad that a house in Auckland (home of... TVNZ?) costs more than a house in London. (Centre of international commerce.)

>>78828483
takes a government with strong vision, capable of shutting down the entire area for a few years while work is completed, as well as ignoring the protestors who try and defend that green space. its a political minefield

I love the greenbelt - it makes my 40 minute commute (because i can't afford to actually live in the city i work in because there isn't enough hosues there) on the train (That i pay several thousands for) a bit nicer.

really worth having lads - its brilliant love looking at a good row of unused fields whilst i stand squished into a train every morning and evening.

leftypol twat is spamming his trannies again

London is the only nice place in the country

Huge mass of Victorian and Georgian architecture. very nice

>>78828622
, Terminal 1A, District 1

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could you live like this?

Building on the green belt is a dumb idea. The solution to the housing crisis is to build dense townhouses and apartments close to major city centres. If you're going to build a home, build it where jobs and entertainment can be found, not in the middle of fucking nowhere.

>>78828684
no because I'm selfish

i don't care lads want to shag a tranny who has a bigger willy than me

>>78828623
same
cram that shit in

>affordable housing to make sure our generation can afford to raise a family? PISH POSH, they should have all gone to Oxford and got a job in their daddy's company like I did!

>>78828684
maybe

Would happily abolish the greenbelt if it meant we built Victorian stuff

don't want ugly yellow shitboxes wrapped around in A-roads

>>78828664
really?

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>>78828600
>there's fuck all countryside left
um no sweetie x.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18623096
>The 80% of us who live in towns and cities spend an inordinate amount of time staring at tarmac and brick. On most urban roads, one can be tricked into thinking that the ribbon of grey we see reflects the land use for miles around.

>The urban landscape accounts for 10.6% of England, 1.9% of Scotland, 3.6% of Northern Ireland and 4.1% of Wales. Put another way, that means almost 93% of the UK is not urban. But even that isn't the end of the story because urban is not the same as built on.
>In urban England, for example, the researchers found that just over half the land (54%) in our towns and cities is greenspace - parks, allotments, sports pitches and so on.
>Furthermore, domestic gardens account for another 18% of urban land use; rivers, canals, lakes and reservoirs an additional 6.6%.
>In England, "78.6% of urban areas is designated as natural rather than built". Since urban only covers a tenth of the country, this means that the proportion of England's landscape which is built on is… … 2.27%.
>Yes. According to the most detailed analysis ever conducted, almost 98% of England is, in their word, natural.

>Elsewhere in the UK, the figure rises to more than 99%. It is clear that only a small fraction of Britain has been concreted over.

>>78828678
love georgian architecture
hate victorian architecture
simple as

>>78828645
>>78828674
yeah lets just fill it with council houses and motorway. your commute will be five minutes
quicker, so fuck our remaining natural beauty and wildlife. P.S. keep letting 300,000 people a year in, no worries

>>78828684
looks comfy but with so many dwellings in such a tiny place it's guarenteed to be full of scum

>You should be grateful for the Greenbelt! it makes your 50 minute commute to work every morning a bit nicer!
>What? maybe if there wasn't a greenbelt your commute would be shorter? nonsense!

does janny work bank holidays?

>>78827510
was fun watching paddy get completely gassed while mayweather stayed composed.

>>78828623
*covers walls in flammable cladding*

>>78828684
not only could i, im planning to
will be living in Hong Kong for a few months soon

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why is the UK so crowded when there's only like 60m people?
Vietnam is barely any larger with 80 million and there is fuckloads of green space everywhere
why don't brits just live in huge cyberpunk skyscrapers?

>>78828732
England is literally the most densely populated country in the EU with the small houses, you really do need to fuck off you paki runt the fact Scotland is mostly mountains is irrelevant.

the greenbelt/housing dichotomy is false
just build massive blocks of flats in cities with parks and communal gardens around them

heyyyyy ladsssssssssssssss :)

other psychological thing that does my head in from this tranny.

she makes a living literally wanking.
i have to toil for 8 hours a day. she just wakes up, has a wank and gets paid probably 100s a day for it.

countryside?

there's several parks, fields and several golf courses right near failsworth alone
it's like this all over the country
nitwits

>>78828741
hardly see how a bunch of cowshit filled factory farms that are pumping out Co2 to the high heavens are good for natural beauty

business idea: make something of my life

>>78828772
interesting. how come lad?

>>78828732
good. so go build more buildings in city greenspaces and get the fuck away from my national park then you carbon monoxide loving shill

>>78828776
i wish we did

but unfortunately the only city big/rich enough to make skyscrapers worth it is London, and its so historic its tremendously difficult to get permission for them

>>78828729
yep
https://www.nbr.co.nz/article/aucklands-average-house-price-reaches-record-968570-march-barfoots-data-shows-b-201556
http://uk.businessinsider.com/average-london-house-now-costs-12-times-the-average-salary-2017-5


$968,570 NZ = £543,169.24

>>78828776
there's plenty of green space in this country too, just not everyone wants to live in filthy, crowded, overpriced, violent cities like London, Birmingham or Manchester. Vietnam is third world and people have no choice.

>>78828776
the UK isn't crowded, green belt just means the wealthy have hemmed in the working class into tiny densely packed cities

>he doesn't like the countryside

actual turbosheed

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>farms are good for the environment

>kill all landlords
>take extra houses of boomers and force them to downsize
>force councils to build more

simple as, green belt is saved, housing prices drop AT LEAST 50% and people have more money to help the economy

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>>78828838
>>78828838
>>78828838

>>78828792
my 52 year old mother pushes mentally challenged people around in wheelchairs for minimum wage 12 hours a day
I stay at home and masturbate

>>78828857
Council housing creates violent underclass. You don't want that

>>78828788
>England is literally the most densely populated country in the EU with the small houses
Houses aren't small because they're densely packed together.

As the map itself clearly shows England is mostly enclosed farmland, not housing.

>>78828836
there is unironically more enviornmentally protected green space in cities than in greenbelts.

greenbelts are just industrially intensive farmland. cities have massive parks and playing fields and little wooded areas and conservation areas.

>>78828836
I'm just saying, there's more than enough space in the UK to build more housing without abolishing the greenbelts
its just a talking point to get idiotic Pakis riled up

>>78828804
Yeah let's just get rid of all our farms and our entire meat industry for commie blocks. national parks aren't all or even majority farmland either you dumb london twat

enough of this rhetoric
lets sit around the negotiating table and hear from the farmers

>>78828369
You could survive 3 weeks on literally no food

It's not going to kill you. why do you want to do it though?