What do you do if a Norwegian is rude to you? I would insult

>>78826512
Call them little brother, joke about their silly language or talk about how Norway is a third-world country

>>78826512
Hmm. I recently saw someone else say that about Norwegians. I honestly don't recognize us in that tho. We're pretty much always nice and polite as far as my experience goes.

>>78826512
Most the shit we get called out for can Norway also get called out for. Don't get me wrong I'm not saying Norway=Sweden but It's not a perfect country.

>>78826512
Are we rude and smug? Never noticed.

insult their roads and their bloated public sector

>>78826512
Why don't you insult the person? Especially if he's a loser by his country standard. People always insult the country on /int/ but I find a loser in a great country easier to insult. (Even easier than people in shit country because even though his country is fucking easy mode, he's still a loser.)

Hope none of you guys here earn less than median income of your country.

>>78827926
How would you determine whether the anon is a loser? Like, I can call you a loser but I don't know anything about you so the joke would kinda be on me then, since I'm larping about things I don't know.

>>78827987
I mean in case you know the person. No point insulting anyone here. Everyone can handle banter and is also fucking anonymous.

>>78828024
How's Japan, do you live in Tokyo?

Call them irrelevant.

>>78826512
Tell them that their flag is shi-

nevermind

They have a bad gastronomy though

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>>78830186
ummm... try again sweetie :)

>>78826512
Tell them they're pretend Denmark. Then bash them as hard as I bash Denmark, telling them I can see through their blue stripes.

>Fucking Pig nosed Danes need to be slaughtered and thrown into an incinerator

>>78826512
>Norway
Who?

>>78831330
Jesus christ, how do you convince a child to eat that?

>>78826512
They're weenies who have never won a modern war. Even cucked Sweden(!) was able to hold off the Nazis, but not Norway LOL

>>78831624
it's actually really tasty

>>78826512
Call them inferior protestants, and show them the superiority of catholicism.

That will make them butthurt for some reason, even if they don't believe in God. Then you just have to call them hypocrites like all the other Nordics. And not that rich btw.

>>78831750
I won't touch that head. But to be fair the rest looks pretty good

>>78831624
well, what they did for my little brother was that they cut of the meat from the head, like you would any other meat that comes on a bone and gave it to him

>>78831737
Sweden was never at war with the Nazis...

>>78831424
Dude ;_;

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>>78831737
Norway and sweden had the same neutrality policy during both world wars. only reason we got occupied was that our cost and iron where of peak stratigic interest. If Nazi-Germany where convinced they needed to occupy Sweden they would have

>>78832450
>>78832730
I'm just trying to insult Norway with anything, apparently that one doesn't work.

>>78832855
Why should anyone insult us anyway? We didn't do anything wrong, just let us be in peace.

>>78832855
if you want to insult a norwegian just call them swedish

>>78833002
OP asked.

>>78826512
Call them fjeldaber and tell them to go back in hiding under their rock

>>78826512
they are like an arctic Saudi Arabia. oil rich and all that

>>78832730

Also because of your production of heavy water.

>>78827732
>>78827865

Generally not, but have noticed some youth being snobs because of daddy's money.

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Poke them about doping and how they're actually shit at skiing and need performance enhancing narcotics to win and after a scandal they cry about unfairness like the little bastard brothers of Sweden they are.

They're the Saudis of the north. Relying on their oil reserves

>>78835059
Nah we don't care about that, because we know she hasn't juiced, and that her lip thingy didn't have enough of the drug to give perfomance enhancement. Only thing people care about is how she didn't get to go to the olympics. But I doubt anyone here on /int/ cares a lot about that either.

>>78835173
without oil, they would be "only" as rich as Sweden

>>78835418
Don't think they could sell that many fish

>>78826512
I'd call him a Swede.

>>78835059
Doesn't really work when none of their skiers have been banned for deliberate doping.

Norwegians are superior

Bohuslän will never be a part of Norway again.

>>78826512
Insult our tacos, that ought to get us all rustled up

>>78835997
Nordic tacos were first introduced in Sweden so you're really just leeching off our culture

>>78836143
You're leeching off our culture and pretend it's opposite. Rude.

>>78836143
>>78836475
Why can't the Nordic man be friends?

>>78836530
We are. We like to banter among each other.

>>78835531
Norway has other materials which haven't been tapped into yet, though.