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pedo nonce edition

Fash Hop CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5V-k45oEn0

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anime

ching chong chang chink ching ching

*crushes your windpipe*

*commences the hunt*

>>78825828
*batters your bum*

>>78825837
you would literally have to be 6ft3 or taller to shag that

Don't think there's owt more depressing than shopping for clothes in a department shop

>>78825828
*it was only a hologram*

*teleports behind you*

"you've got a lot to learn kid"

*diagonal sword slashes from your shoulder to your hip*

*leaves you in anguished pain but still alive*

feel like pure shit just want another series of this is England to be made

>>78825862
Why

>>78825860
Maybe because she's wearing fucking stilettos

need it to be summer so I can listen to some slow country choons with a cool drink in my hands

>>78825862
ever been to a jacamo shop?

>>78825885
maybe that was his point you moron

>>78825839
whats the best brannigan video lad?

love blue oysters

>>78825891
But.. it is summer?

*keeps things ticking over in midfield*

Listening to The Streets eating lunch (sweet potato wedges, rump steak and long stem broccoli)

Really wish I had a girlfriend

That's all

>>78825862
have to agree with you

I've walked through shopping centres / department shops in a few different countries and every single one has this weird, depressing feeling that doesn't go away until you walk out

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>>78825837

Just seen a disabled midget with a Thai bride

Is SEA really that much of a shithole that they'd choose being a disabled midgets carer/sex slave over living back home?

>>78825880
Very very VERY good post

Sort of liked the cliffhanger regarding Combo though

>>78825884
Dunno, just feels even more soul-draining than a regular shop
>>78825896
Nah

Proxy twat is here

>>78825933
fuck you

>>78825985
hes always here

still ashamed my jamba subscription almost bankrupted my family all those years ago

FUCK capitalism

*controls the pace of the game*

>>78825985
ignore and report mate

>>78825938
dry ur eyes m8

>when your country has africa tier land but was called 'gods chosen land'
ahhh yes

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¿Estás mirando a mis tetas señor?
¿Quieres chuparlos? Jodido perdedor

>>78825994
What?

>>78826022
cripes

>>78825975
thanks lad

The cliffhanger was great (albeit depressing) and I'm certain he's dead but I still want to find out. I think the two white blokes he got handed to were friends / relatives of Lol's dad

*switches play to the opposite flank*

found a youtube channel that's uploaded every episode of are you afraid of the dark(?)

that's my week sorted

>>78826022
oof

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You arrive in Milton Keynes

>>78826028
the ringtones m8

>>78825938
JUST TRYING TO STAY POSITIVE

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>>78826022
i would go home and blow my fucking brains out

>>78825975
>>78826033
what happened at the end again? didn't milkys nigger family take combo away

>>78826023
isn't this chick half asian, not a spic?

>>78826033
Yeah I reckon he's definitely dead

Fucking hate milky for that, Milky was a cunt

*cuts inside*

>>78826045
>radial transport infrastructure

this triggers the milton keynesians

*makes a last ditch tackle*

>>78826073
chad gets the girl like always

>>78826060
Jamster you fucking dickhead not Jamba

>>78826073
He's at his probation/rehab thing teaching footie then talks to the qt Irish girl and says he's going out for lunch, Milky pulls up and they go to a café and then yeah his boys turn up and drag combo off to a derelict building

>>78825972
if you get disabled bennies you can bring a foreign wife over with absolutely 0 trouble, you don't need to have any money like a normal person.

so basically she got a trouble free visa, access to a free government house, plenty of bennies and she probably shags around too. all of that in a far better country and all you have to do is wipe a midgets arsehole for him. she's a smart lass

>>78825860
you're not six foot 3?

>>78826143
I'm 6 foot 8

>>78825837
fugg i would love to shag her

four toils remain

*runs onto the pitch with my willy out*

>>78826077
still secretly hope he's not dead though

dunno how people feel sorry for the malteser prick, cucks his best mate, hides whilst said girl he got pregnant was being throttled by her own dad and then sets up someone who saved the mother of his child, and her husband to be brutally murdered 7 years after it happened. combo didn't batter him enough desu

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>>78826075
Mong cua toi khong phai la de an!

>>78826195
kek I called this before the fight

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I'm 5'7

1 poo a day, every day, one wipe and in less than 1 minute

If you don't do this then you are speeding towards an early grave

https://theconversation.com/written-in-stone-the-worlds-first-trigonometry-revealed-in-an-ancient-babylonian-tablet-81472
wonder how much other information has been lost to the ages (babylon aside)

>>78826226
w-what
i spend ages on the loo, reading and stuff

Going to buy a bluetooth speaker from Sainsburys so I can play music and radio in the kitchen and garden

>>78826007
>>78826062
Solid posts

>>78826226
I only poo once every 3-4 days

>>78826226
wtf lol I shit like once every 5 days and when I do its this big monsterous thing that takes half a roll of tissue and stinks

>>78826226
had this going for about a week until recently, very sad to see the end of it

>>78826252
do you work

use 1 entire roll minimum when I poo

There is a spectre haunting Europe. The spectre of the alt right.

White nationalism is spreading in Europe, Marine Le pen came second in the French election, Geert Widlers is still getting votes in the Netherlands, we are suffering a brutal Brexit caused by racism and hate. We have 'Génération Identitaire' and 'Defend Europe' these movements that advocates the preservation of national identity and a return to 'traditional western values'. It started in France in 2002 as a conservative youth movement deriving from the French Nouvelle Droite, these people they want to oppress people of colour and preserve the white normalised standard of Europe. We, all decent people have to fight against this.
But what can we do to fight against this?

Simple, myth busting. The bizarre lie that Europe was once somehow a white continent needs to be stomped out. Europe has always been diverse with Africans and middle eastern people contributing to most of what we now racistly call 'western civilisation' (sounds nicer than white civilisation though doesn't it?) ever since Roman times brown and black people have been here, there and everywhere.

Also exposure. I don't see how anyone could say black and brown people are not under represented in the media and when they are it is only because a far right wing extremist committed a terrorist act. We need to stomp out the white normative standard. Cut down on blue eyes, blonde hair and other non inclusive physical traits. Media has normalised the white look as the standard of beauty which leads to unearned superiority while oppressing people who can not physically have such features leading to exclusion which is oppression.

What else do you think we could do?

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>>78826257

I do one a day, around 5 mins (extended only if I am at work for obvious reasons) 3 wipes

>>78826242
>>78826252
>>78826257
this is not normal

There is a spectre haunting your mum. The spectre of...MY DICK! *unzips*

>>78826286
relentless cringe

>>78826226
i've shat 5 times in the past 2 hours

>>78826286
Why do you think it is on the rise? A reaction to something, perhaps?

How is pooing once every 2/3 days not normal? It's not like it hurts when it comes out and it's satisfying seeing that big log in there after

time for a glass of milk and some biscuits: the thinking man's snack

I have phimosis but not doesn't bother me

>>78826366
She's actually lost a lot of weight recently. Looks half decent on Only Connect now.

>>78826363
>The identify of its new owner has not been revealed
God's sake I was gonna dox you

>Recommended: What Language Do Japanese Girls Find Attractive?

those execs at youtube are up to no good

>>78826366
idk who they are but that looks like the quintessential unhappy couple

>>78826366

Mitchell looks like a noncey geography teacher

>>78826375
German proxy

>>78826398
I like that show but the jokes are dire

>>78825270
>>78825270
>>78825270

we're all in here

>>78826418
that came up for me too for some reason. on the related videos it's full of nigger ESL teachers larping as model minorities giving 10 minute reviews on white people lmao

>>78826430
wait that's david mitchell?

slept for the first time in 3 days

thank fuck the visual hallucinations are gone

>>78826375
it's fine

Why do working class people hate water, fruits and vegetables?

Do they realise drinking 2l of coke everyday is unhealthy?

thinking about anime

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>>78826467
Yes

>>78826467

Yeah, They're married

>>78826484
probably will 2bh

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>Where John Smith had looked like the kind of bank manager you’d approach for a loan, Gordon Brown looked like the kind who’d refuse you and probably take pleasure in doing so, thinking he was teaching you a lesson about financial prudence.

>>78826420
That's because you're a stupid yank. They are not only walking on the same rhythm (both have right leg forward here), they are blinking at the same time. Synchrony is one of the biggest sign of love and happiness in couples.

might kill myself very soon lads

what are some good ways to make wanking more interesting?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-41072185

hans... easy on the mass murders

>>78826494
If they were smart they wouldn't be working class

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got this pic in a cave nearby

>>78826526
been thinking the same. But holding out till 2021

>>78826539
fair point

>>78826551
is dat an owl?

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imagine ejaculating bollock-deep in a qt with her arms and legs wrapped around you while she encourages you with her soft voice breathing into your ear

>girl i know becomes vegeterian
>gets anaemia

lol

>>78824795
>>78824795
>>78824795

>>78826530
latex

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this is what the average roman looked like

>>78826551
wouldn't even dare to go into the countryside with all the unexploded ordnance and whatnot

Is Michelle Obama a man

>>78826568
it's good

whippin da yam
whippin and flippin da yam

only 45 more hours of shelf stacking to go this week

*hums what a wonderful world quietly*

>>78826568
STOP

@78826579
dont care

>>78826591
no

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>>78826022
oh god

gf always tries to have sex whilst we're both sat up lads, can't stand it, because her legs are wrapped around my waist I have to close my legs and it makes my willy smaller

>>78826568
Gay

>>78826581
roman empire stretched from blackpool to azerbaijan so I don't think so sweetie

>video games

grow up mate

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-41036631
praise

skin on the inside of my mouth is peeling

>>78826548
love le quirky half black man desu

>>78826628
What is her fav position ?

haven't eaten in two days
was starving yesterday but i'm not even hungry now.

>>78826656
her pegging me

>>78826022
>http://www.bar-elba.co.uk

ah yes, Londoners

>>78826581
that's an Egyptian
all these portraits are from Egyptian mummies

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Most beautiful

Time for a cry lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raNGeq3_DtM

>>78826690
Don't see anything wrong with it

Londoners are middle class and civilised wow. must be horrifying to a violent provincial

>>78826656
never asked lol

she always complains that her legs and fanny hurt after anyway

>>78826735
Civilised folk don't throw acid at each other

>>78826735
>middle class Londoners
Had no idea they still existed

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CAMEO

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this is a nice webcomic

very sleepy
might take a little nap

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>>78826765
yeah they do m8

>>78826735
ah yes, London. the epicentre of good manners, pleasant people and a safe environment.

>>78826591
yes

at work

thinkign about shemales

>>78826777
Nice 7's

>>78826766
cretinous post

In the end what separates a man from a slave? Money? Power?

>>78826777
Miss big Dave so much, his PMQs were top tier bants

>>78826840
the door to the servants quarters

>>78826840
knowledge

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=IGMabBGydC0

>>78826840
nothing

>‘How are you going to get people in this country to stop smacking their children?’ he mused about a government initiative. ‘It’d be nice to stop fucking them first of all, wouldn’t it?’

>>78826849
Same, PMQs is awful now. Corbyn and May are so lifeless, might as well be mannequins.

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miss me yet?

the fucking state of this video

try and make it all the way through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGk5fR-t5AU

>>78826840
it doesn't matter

>>78826840
a banging vauxhall corsa bodykit

>>78826897
I don't open links in this thread.

>>78826530
involving a woman

screaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZPTZuwwHng

his own cabinet think he's pathetic

>>78826897
don't want to

>>78826897
"chained to the rhythm" is good until the nigger comes in

>>78826897
won't even be opening this video

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IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

why give rhaegar the same haircut as viserys

>>78826896
yeah, can't keep the rifle steady

Me? A provincial? Sweetie, I live in Leeds

>>78826897
terrible tune

here's a much better one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEsBYtjsGGI

things I shan't be clicking on today:
>>78826897

>>78826925
the two people behind him are dead now.

>nooo...no...nooo...No....What they said...
Oh Christ, Jeremy. Noo.... Don't do... Nooo....

>>78826931
I think the song is alright as normie babble, so is bon appetit but the video is just disastrous

trying to imagine the state of an average katy perry's fan pineal gland
doesn't bear thinking about

>>78826925
why is American parliament so lifeless and dull?

remembering the time I scrawled 'whore' on this girl's chest, put a collar and leash on her, a blindfold and then recorded myself fucking her from behind

when she went home she was a vegetarian, churchgoing 19 year old who wasn't even allowed out overnight hahah

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GORDO

>>78826941
because daramhyr killed chlamydhya and took the dragons to ibuprofen

what happened to katy perry as the inoffensive pop star with massive chebs?

>>78827002
are you implying vegetarians can't be sexually promiscuous

it's my birthday today lads

one time
a guy I knew was talking to a fat girl with massive chebs
and I thought it'd be funny if I grabbed his arm and placed it on her tit
so I did
and I was laughing my head off
they didn't find it funny though

odd people
no sense of humour

>>78826940
literally bought unchained melody on cd AND cassette tape cos i wanted him to win. will young was a stupid lisping gay

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you arrive in plymouth

>>78827019
don't remember that bit

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What can I buy off Amazon to give meaning to my life? Can be anything up to around £200.

>>78826022
might as well insult her at this point. nothing to lose.

>>78827035
how old are you lad?

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>>78827051
a better taste in women

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>>78827047

dyke katy is best katy

don't reply to me

>>78827026
I'm implying that there's no such thing as a sweet wholesome conservative woman desu, the vegetarian thing just added to it because it meant she cared about animals

>>78827051
5 fleshlights

>>78827048
wish it was still like that. loads of pakis there now.

>>78827051
Ps4

>>78826897
The only good thing about this is the shooting star sample.

>>78827051
jbl portable speaker

noticed pakis and chinese people moving into my area, the pakis have loads of kids. Concerning.

>>78827075
wonder how much this is going to annoy him

>>78827093
oh have a fucking word, that's probably the worst part of the video

>>78827051
1. Tony Blair's "A Journey"
2. A big dildo
3. A waterslide.
4. A Mr. Bean Boxset
5. A Yoshi costume

>>78827107
where?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS7hkR-2SEA

need a japanese gf

if you want a nigger for a neighbour, vote labour

>>78827051
a £200 Amazon gift card

>>78827132
a feel with which i am familiar

>>78827125
Liverpool

Katy Perry has ruined her beauty for the cause of cultural Marxism and I don't like her

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>>78827107

>>78827082
sweet wholesome conservative women aren't vegetarian. All vegetarians are whores.

When was the last time you left the house?

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>the cause of cultural Marxism

>>78827154
very, very, very good point. I didn't think of it like that.

though i do believe the right man can make a woman do literally anything

>>78827153
Please tell me this is a shoop

the reddit gf is at work

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Family is arguing again
Genuinely scared my parents will get divorced

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>>the cause of cultural Marxism

>>78827175
My parents took me out for lunch yesterday

>>78827175
like stepping outside of the door?

>>78827175
this morning
you?

we should close the borders to all but 7/10+ east asian women

>>78827193
it isn't

>>78827147
Sorry to hear about that, live in a mill town in Yorkshire myself, full of Pakis, cretinous cunts lot of them. Heard Liverpool has had Chinese diaspora for a while though so they can't be that bad surely?

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ah yes

scottish engineering

>>78827199
blame feminism, women should know their place below a man

>>78827175
About an hour ago

>>78827219
*places club bouncers at the border*

Remember that time Russel Brand spent months extolling the virtues of not voting then he spent 10 minutes in a room with Ed Miliband, got sucked into the rhetoric then made a video telling all his viewers to vote Labour.

What a mental midget.

>>78827193
because it's so unbelievable that a paki labour MP would hold this view right

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>>78827193
haha mate...

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>>78827219

>>78827238
they're all about five minutes walk apart too

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>>78827259
AFTER the deadline to register had passed

wish my parent would take me out for lunch but he spends all his time with his gf

>>78827061
20

>>78827035
happy birthday

>>78827229
Yeah we've had Chinese people for a while just not my specific area, first generation they are totally ghettoised and walk around in really big groups then second generation kids just become normal. Same with the black caribbean people here desu

We've had a very low amount of Pakis for a city, really hope the population doesn't grow they like nothing but trouble.

fell in love with someone today
troublesome thing

>>78827286
your parent? what?

>>78827302
cheers lad xoxo

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>>78827305
Anh yêu em thật lâu

>>78827312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvOZwqMdR0I

>>78827083
Do they sell fleshlights on Amazon?

Don't really want Amazon's vast tracking botnet to know I bought a fleshlight to be honest but at the same time I wouldn't mind putting my hard willy inside one.

>>78827273
If he can get heemed by an illiterate forty year old manlet, I could heem him

>>78827273
Imagine starving that cunt in a famine ahha

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YOU'LL NEVER BEAT THE IR-

>>78827308
Hope so too senpai, we don't need more Bradfords

middle class blacks are based

lauren southern gf or squinty eye gf?

only pakis support mayweather

thinking of trading in the gf

>>78827415
wish i were female so i could just walk around like that, knowing that any stranger who appeared would be aroused rather than disgusted

>>78827402
*gets a 100mil for losing*

>>78827435
is she fit

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>>78827271

>>78827464
>>78827464
>>78827464

made a well cheeky early

>>78827438
speak for yourself, I'm highly repressed and find almost any outward display of sexuality utterly repulsive

Gay

important, would appreciate the votes

http://www.strawpoll.me/13807225

>>78827479
repulsive women are attractive though.

it's a power thing

>>78827368
yes, they do

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

>>78827273
Whys his paper upside down?

>>78827193
it is