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>>78822231

lol just smile dude, the world will smile back

>>78822333
>just be urself

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>>78822231
>27 years old
I'm not THAT sad dude

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Why do you call yourselves "God's chosen people" when everyone knows that you killed him?

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>>78823073
>j*ws
>chosen people
nice one

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>>78823126
Give that wall a nice smooch for me will ya

>>78822231
> I wish I had my foreskin
thanks for reminding me that i'm mutilated, fag

>>78823073
We were chosen by satan to kill god

>>78823222
>unironically making out with a wall
subhumans.

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>>78823334
This is getting interesting. Proceed further sir.

i keep dreaming about her and waking up depressed

my mind is trying to kill me

>>78824164
Cuck

>>78824230

yeah im a fucking disgrace really

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מילה אחת בעברית אין פה

>>78825198

בע"ה עברית תיכחד תוך 50 שנה ונדבר לעז כמו האדם הנאור

>>78825198
זה >>78825290

בדוק כל הקוקסינלים פה הם רוסים

>>78826899
תחזור לאפריקה

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Lads, I'm making Aliyah next year (flights are booked for March) but I can't read/speak Hebrew. I'm gonna have the basics nailed down before I move but how JUST am I with only English and pidgin French?

>>78827079
תחזור לאמא רוסיה בוריס פוטין מתגעגע

>>78827167
If you're among fair skinned guys, you are fine.
Mizrahi subhumans can't speak anything but hebrew and arabic though, and they behave like apes.

>>78827269
and russians behave like typical bydlo

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3100₪ עם מכס
ר8

>>78827301
Incorrect

shalom

goy here AMA

>>78827167
You're ok. If you were German, you'd have to kneel as soon as you get off at the airport in Tel-Aviv and say "I'm so sorry." 10x.

מישהו קנה ירוק דרך טלגראס? הסוחר שלי עזב את הארץ אבל אני מפחד לנסות דרך האפליקציה

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>>78827269

I'm not rich so I'll probably end up in a shitty area at first

רַק

>>78826899
הלוואי שהייתי אישה ת'אמת
>>78827167
>aliyah
why tho?

>>78827398
You should stay there.

>>78822231
pls stop scheming against honour, traditional values and national identity
thanks in advance

>>78827433

Want to get out of this PC paki shithole and be around my own people for once.

London is lost, and I can handle Mizrahim

>>78827457
You should have killed the jews when you had the time. Nice guys finish last :^)

how many more terms in bibi going to have?

feel like he's been PM for aeons

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>>78827495
we tried to but the reds didnt leave enough time for us to finish

>>78827568
until he dies with god's help

>>78827606
don't like bibi?

>>78827568
He's been there since Ariel Sharon became a vegetable, I think (too lazy to check).

>>78827620
he's the least worst

>>78827678

>the least worst

you have to go back biton

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>>78822231
That's the shopped version, this is the original

Considering guys like the Clinton puppet Ehud "Let's hand over most of the country to Yasser Arafat" Barak.

>>78827756
Objectively correct

>>78827756
delet

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israel seems nice why do you guys dislike it?
>hot weather
>med culture
>decent economy
>comfy looking cities (not tel aviv)
>fast internet

>>78828250
the weather is one of the worst parts about this place

>>78828250

>hot weather
summer is utter hell if you live near the coast. humid as fuck. rest of the year is really nice though

>med culture

'culture'

>decent economy

the economy is utter shit because the government is fleecing everyone who works

>comfy looking cities (not tel aviv)

good luck spending over 1 million pounds for a house like the one you posted

>fast internet

the internet here has improved but it's still choppy and shits the bed during high traffic hours

>>78828250
>hot weather
If you are a shitskin subhuman, maybe
>med culture
Subhuman culture
>decent economy
kek
>comfy looking cities
Most cities are ugly with shitty commie blocks
>fast internet
Tons of problems.

>>78828250
hey that's my house!

More like Isralel

lmao!!

>>78828518
yo shutup

>>78828518

pissrael BTFO

>>78827337
שחק איתי הירוס אוף דה סטורם בבקשה

>>78828518
>Israhell
ftfy

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>>78828447
>>78828399
>>78828476


>I suffer in Israel

>>78828515
Schmuel??!

>>78828652
Are you the aliyah fag? I hope you will get so deep in debt here that you will never be able to leave this shithole. Your only option of freedom will be the rope.

>>78828652

You asked why we complain based on a few points and we refuted the said points

Then you come back and call us big babies for answering your question

Fuck off back to /brit/ lad

>>78828688
Yacov???!!

>>78828716
jeez that's a bit harsh

>>78828250
Spain (catalonia) would be better no? no constant threats from surrounding nations

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>>78828725

>life is terribly hard in the best country in the world

>>78828515
you live in eliat?
>>78828716
>>78828725
different britflag senpai, i asked the question about life in israel

>>78828796
Gonna be occupied by the army soon, m8

>>78828819
weak bait

>>78828796
nope, spain is a tourist shithole, their language sucks and like nearly 80% of residential buildings in that country are flats.

>>78828820
just kidding m8

>>78828820

oh right, sorry

we don't get a lot of visitors here in /isr/ as you can see

Israbros, serious question: I am born and raised in Europe, but of partial ME extraction (Iran). I kinda would really like to visit your country, but how bad will interrogation be at passport control? I guess I can expect to be grilled, but am I likely to be refused entry and sent back on the next plane?
No bad intentions, just wanna visit Israel and see Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Haifa etc.
Not Muslim.

>>78829257
Do you have an european passport? Then it's fine.

>>78829257
if you have a swiss passport how would they know about Iran?

>>78829490
Yeah I do (born as dual citizen). Still, can I expect a grilling at Ben Gurion airport?

>>78829506
Name, looks.

>>78829520
>>78829543
You will be fine.
But I would suggest not to come here anyway, it's a shithole.

>>78829593
fuck off Volk

>>78829593
OK thanks for the info!

May I ask why all the self-hate? What's so bad about Israel? And do you see your future in Aaretz or are you thinking of/planning to leave? (If yes, where to?)

Most of you are whinning koksinelim. I hate most you just from skimming through this thread.

allahu akbar
death to america
death to israel
curse on the jews
victory to islam

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iran will boom boom u kikes

>>78829843
T. ALI HUSSEIN TATBIRZADEH

>>78829645
It's shit when you live here, but if you got plenty of money you can have "fun".
>>78829736
Than go back to facebook faggot
>>78829843
>>78829888
Good posts

>>78829930
You didn't see my write "ohh im so SAAaad! wtfff relly depressedd i am a virgin D:: yeh im from isrel amd dont like it here, n0t my fult tho.. i grew up here and feel O Sad amd and its so ahityy hereeee. I feel 0 connectiok ro my heritage... if only i was in europa o woild have killwd myaelf because eryone depressed there so i would bee +more sadness from such darknwss....".
You're the faggot, faggot

>>78829645
Because the self hating Israelis are robot virgins,as long as you got semi decent social skills you will be good anywhere in the world,including Israel

>>78827391
?

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>>78822231
PLEASE ANNEX US SO I CAN HAVE SOME ISRAELI QTs!

>>78829888
thank you, gr8est alley :^)