/brit/

Brits are feminine faggots

americano

saw (or rather heard) some yanks talking with their yank accents in brisbane the other day, thought i'd walked into a film set

>>78819643
see your mum's taking the divorce well

i just want to live in another anglosphere country...

David Attenborough is dying

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>work tomorrow

>>78819717
Classic Wacky Bruce

political discussion via internet users? dont rate it

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husband on the left
mum in the nurse outfit
son and daughters bf also pictured

>>78819715
So emigrate.

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> Thirty years after they served together in Vietnam, a former Navy Corpsman Larry "Doc" Shepherd re-unites with his old buddies, former Marines Sal Nealon and Reverend Richard Mueller, to bury his son, a young Marine killed in the Iraq War.
>Comedy/Drama

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24 hours

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didnt taste all that flash ţbh

>>78819744
Haven't been at work for almost 2 weeks, almost looking forward to it

>>78819744
>>78819721
love this meme desu

>>78819745
>4
fuck off underage

>>78819752
same but im not such a fucking dickhead about it

>>78819717
about time

looking forward to the posthumous allegations of noncery

>>78819744
working from home at this moment

cool new trainers lads?

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You ever had a girl literally beg to come over and fuck?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNuYGxMV-xQ

I must say the alt-right has some sick beats

>>78819765
we're all dying

>>78819772
>26
old news

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re5RFOw25-8

>Then it's back to work A-G-A-I-N

>>78819772
yeah but she was kinda fat and i thought i could do better, 6 years later and i remain a virgin

>boy

oh sweetie x

>>78819772
maybe if my standards were as low as yours

>>78819785
not i

>>78819709
Had lunch with a mate at a Thai restaurant in Sydney a couple of days ago and there was a yank lunching with another Aussie next to us talking about how he apparently had to explain to a guy in London that a hoodie he was wearing had an American flag on it. His recalling of the exchange made him (the yank) sound like a bit of a cunt. He also questioned why two of my pork dumplings were blue. My response was "I dunno mate, I didn't make 'em." He seemed unsatisfied with my answer. They're a funny people the Americans.

>>78819793
he looks alright in this pic

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>yanks don't have bank holidays

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>maybe if my standards were as low as yours

>men
>standards
no such thing

>>78819822
who are you quoting?

>>78819819
well why were they blue you friggin melon?

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>I must say the alt-right has some sick beats

>>78819822
it's called a public holiday you pommy bastard, and frankly i'm fed up with your misuse of that word whether it be for days or schools

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who /bankholidayboy/ here?

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>>78819721

>>78819745
show us your birthday suit lad

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>>78819847
Come to my town (pic related) and I'll make you pay for that comment

>>78819844
I dunno mate, I didn't make 'em. Food dye's my bet though.

going to go on ebay and buy myself some earmuffs because i've decided i hate having to hear noises when i'm in bed

>>78819864
nonce

>>78819866
this is how i imagine the entire usa looks

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*sips tea*

hate trailers, stop showing me the whole movie

>>78819885
>liberals
FOY

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fashlads report in.

>>78819884
there are a lot of areas like this in the middle of nowhere by interstate exits so people can eat and refuel

>>78819772
yeah but my floor was dirty

can someone explain to me what the point is of thinking about politics incessantly?

you get to vote twice ever four years (one local one national). that's it. and most of the time your opinions are fairly irrelevant because the parties have already decided what they're going to do and so has your candidate.

don't see what benefit there is out of ruminating over politics without cessation, in this respect. you can't influence it, so why put so much thought towards it.

>tfw raised to speak the lingua franca and use the standard units of measurement
feel sorry for yanks

>>78819918
it's like sports for nerds

>blade runner reboot

fucking over it

>>78819887
The way to watch modern trailers is to start watching the very first trailer, decide if the premise is interesting, decide if the film looks well-made and then as soon as you have decided that yes it looks interesting and well-made, stop watching the trailer. Even (and especially) if there is still runtime left in the trailer, you must stop watching it.

Then you avoid all further trailers / threads about the film until you can watch the full movie.

It's foolish to expect modern studios to avoid spoiling you out of kindness. They want tickets sold, nothing else, and market research has shown that braindead Chads are more likely to pay to see the film, the more they know about it in advance which is why we get 3 or 4 trailers for each movie, with each spoiling progressively more.

mas immigration since the late 50's early 60's has turned this country into a shit show. people blame the bably boomers and the right to buy for the housing crisis, partially true. but if we hadn't been flooding the country with hundreds of thousands of foreigners every year, we would still have houses and jobs available in large supply. granted we wouldn't be as relevant on the world stage and our economy wouldn't be the powerhouse that it is, but the individual comfort of living would be objectively better.

it's hard to say just how much immigration has pushed up our population, but to give you a rough idea, the foreign born population in 1951 was 2.1 million, and today it is over 8 million. Just how many of those stayed and had children, and how many generations routed here they are is up to you to decide. But it's safe to say our population would be absolutely nowhere near 64 million, and houses would be more abundant, more spacious, more affordable

>>78819875
Can't imagine that'll be too comfortable. Play some white noise or something like Rainymood to drown out the outside noise. Or get earplugs.

>>78819935
Ok so what do you want to do about it?

>>78819918
ah yes because public opinion has never changed or influenced policy mmm yes very impressive

the exterminator was right, letting my runts roam free range was a mistake - back in the pit for you

uphold thatcherite-blairism

when's the last time you shit/pissed yourself?

>>78819866
dont see what is so wrong with this. everything is clean, lots of trees, cars are all newish, roads are nice. granted the buildings aren't incredibly aesthetic, but in contrast to much of England they are fine.

>>78819907
i like this reference

what's the script for this bank holiday then lads

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>dont see what is so wrong with this. everything is clean, lots of trees, cars are all newish, roads are nice. granted the buildings aren't incredibly aesthetic, but in contrast to much of England they are fine.

>>78819970
In pissed my pants in primary school. Embarrassing.

>>78819953
it doesn't.

most of the public wouldn't care if the ganja was legal (for example) but it isn't and probably never will be.

i don't see how identifying yourself with a political movement, making endless posts about what you believe and how your opposition are wrong - on 4chan - will achieve anything, ever, any how.

Public opinion is usually based on the least common denominator because people don't put THAT much thought into politics. I don't see how reading and reading and becoming a anarcho-monarcho-communist with a nativist migration policy etc etc etc is worth anything.

its basically like the sort of nerd equivalent of those weird bald girls who say they're polygendered protosexual mascsluts.

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>dont see what is so wrong with this. everything is clean, lots of trees, cars are all newish, roads are nice. granted the buildings aren't incredibly aesthetic, but in contrast to much of England they are fine.

http://i.imgur.com/VxWYwXf.jpg
would be very upset to chase a girl only to find out she had areolae like that

>>78819950
well we are knee deep in the shit already now, and there's little that can actually be done about it, short of paving over our national parks for shit commie housing. i'll tell you what is monumentally retarded though, that we are STILL doing it, and people STILL think there's nothing wrong with it.

Ah, fuck, it rains

Girl last night unironically works for Goldman Sachs as a FX analyst, she was all over me

Wew lads, hit the jackpot

>>78819970
Last pissed myself when I was entirely too drunk about a year ago. Thankfully I was asleep in bed at the time and no one knows it happened.

>>78819992
how about instead of greenposting le brainlet meme you tell me why you think i'm wrong you fucking useless runt

>>78820027
what are her thoughts on Fargo?

>>78820027
can't get with girls who are smarter / more qualified than me, too insecure

nightmare scenario because I work in a call centre and am horribly unqualified as well

>>78820007
Nothing wrong with them mate.

>>78820027
>FX/FOREX
jews.

>>78820027
where is she now

>>78820036
doxxing you as we speak

>>78819904
reporting in

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>>78819864
only a sneak peak for u x

What's are the Aussie lads having for dinner ?

>>78820007
>disappointed

Well aren't we entitled? You'll get what you're given and like it, you overly discerning little shit.

>>78819937
nah im getting the girly fluffy ones

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i hope you cunt inhaled that shit haha

>>78820027
Ask her if i should buy euro now

don't really see any reason why weed should be illegal tbhwy

>>78820059
Good luck. I literally don't exist on the internet.

>>78819997
>most of the public wouldn't care if the ganja was legal (for example) but it isn't and probably never will be

there's still a significant slice of the population that don't want it legalised which would be near political suicide for any party that isn't the Lib Dems

>i don't see how identifying yourself with a political movement, making endless posts about what you believe and how your opposition are wrong - on 4chan - will achieve anything, ever, any how.

because politics is interesting, it's interesting to debate with people whose views the issues of the day differ to yours. It certainly helped form some of my political leanings. Do you think if the public hadn't identified so much with UKIP and made it such a threat despite the real lack of political power they had, DC would have still called a referendum?

so what are you saying? that people shouldn't identify with fringe beliefs (despite obviously resonating with them) just because there's a slim chance it will affect the political views of the people in power? give your head a wobble. Its that sort of fringe belief that allowed successes such as greenham common to occur, whilst small in the grand scheme of things, it was significant in showing that pacifist/feminist anarchism was able to sway the decisions of the political elite in America.

>>78820070
who are you quoting? i never said disappointed

>>78820080
Hello Finn

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>amine

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also it was in brighton haha fagcaust thanks god


>>78820099
hello ricemonkey

>>78819875
>>78819937
>Rainymood

pleb

http://asoftmurmur.com/

>>78820043
househusband is my dream life

What would my life be like under communism?
Well, without the dreary layers of capitalist alienation weighing me down and depressing me, I would have the confidence to pursue my dream of being a renowned film director. Without capitalism, there would literally be no obstruction in filmmaking, and I could jump right ahead to my big ideas without having to pad my way up with dinky little low-budget indie movies just to get noticed. Plus, I could express myself however I want in my films without fear of any of my work being deemed too controversial for public viewership because it wouldn't be profitable to the studios investing in my films. Film studios under communism would likely just be meant for housing filming equipment and sets, and wouldn't be soulless businesses run by focus groups. I do believe it was Orson Welles himself who said that the marketplace is the enemy of the artist. Under communism, the art of cinema would flourish like the world has never seen before.
I would also start a family with my GF as soon as humanly possible. Her and I, currently under capitalism, plan on waiting until we're financially stable enough to have a child. That won't be a problem under communism, so we can both pop our cherries (yes, her and I are both still virgins) without worrying about using protection under fear of financially struggling to support our child. And I don't want just one child, I want up to three kids. I want a family to love, nurture and enjoy life with so much.
So, three things I want most in life: a career as a film director, a family, and worldwide communism. I could settle with just the first two, but I would never be happy with myself knowing the world is still suffering under capitalism. I want capitalism to die so fucking bad. I want to kill it with my bare hands, if that's what it takes. I love humanity too much, despite all its flaws, to stand seeing it suffer like this any longer.

>>78820069
Had some baked salmon fillet seasoned with salt, pepper and garlic and a mixed leaf salad on the side dressed with olive oil and balsamic vinegar. Had a massive lunch and breakfast so that's all I felt like.

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>>78820115
haha didnt read

>>78819875
just download one of the many noisemachine apps

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>>78820125

>>78820111
This. I wanna be a kept man.

Poofters out

>>78820115
communism is such a childish ideology

>>78820125
pretty weak attempt at a joke there, hope it wasn't you who made it

>>78819935
>>78820022
whitey btfo

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>>78820115

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>>78820161
no

>>78820175
why would a pastry have a backpack

>>78820125
>>78820145
anti commie normie memes are still normie memes

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FUCK finland

more migrants
less hate

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>>78820182
being a gommie is normie tier haha check mate atheist

thailad what the weather like in thairand?

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>>78820115
>What would my life be like under communism?

>>78820200
its an equatorial shithole they only have one weather

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>>78820188
why do brits smell like shit haha

more king of thailand
less merkel

>>78820188
yes please *unzips*

>>78820211
NOT thailad

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>>78820217
lad

>>78820200
32C Partly Cloudy rn in BKK.

If you mean on average, around 32C~ all year, and it rains for a couple of months.

>>78820231
mental

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*be british*
*inhale fresh sea-air*
*die*

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>>78820217

>>78820241
they also used to suck on limes lmao

holy shit this runt is insufferable. sort your life out mate

>>78820231
>BKK
big korean knobs?

K E V

>>78820241
frogs are somehow to blame for this. i just know it. bad smell coming from across the ocean. what else could it possibly be?

>>78820259
dunno thanks for asking though

>>78820255
yeh

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>>78820247
wtf

>>78820259
religion of peec failed love spreading

>>78820167
you wont be laughing when its third world here. you live here too

>americans do their own taxes

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>>78820315
hasn't londong gone to shit already?

>>78820340
yes.

poofters in

>>78820340
yes. it's basically brazil

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>>78820340
many years ago

>>78820358
but brazil takes care of mudslimes by gangbeatings and the old tire fire trick

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hmmm
yes

very good

>americans fuck their own arses

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

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>you will never visit paris before the mudslime invasion

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went to the Notting Hill Carnival for a look yesterday. Never seen such a degenerate shitshow in all my life. The highlight was some scantily clad whore twerking with a joint in her mouth as a young family walked past.

the horrors of modernity & African "culture".

>>78820395
I almost did, it was cool, I accidentally ended up in a banlieu and almost got mugged lmao

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>>78820409
when was this? 1990's?

>>78820315
nah, that won't happen

>>78820421
ye I was just a child full of hope and dreams, I came back home a broken man who smoked 10 packs of cigarettes a day. That's the Paris effect

need to go to the doctor tomorrow but don't wanna have a shower

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>>78820448
at least you came back as a man

watching the good old james rorke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEzJH90h3aA

eggs

*impregnates swedish eggs*

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what kimd of pasty is this? i googled 'cornish pasty' and it looks nothing like them

the game

tastes like shit btw

>tfw day off
going to wank at least four (4) times I think

>>78820444
it pretty much already is if you look at the crime rates and nature of crime in london.

>>78820637
that's a temporary thing
give it 20 years and it'll be sorted

have never crossed paths with a jew and only one negro

>>78820654
what do you think will change?

>>78820659
then how do you know what jews look like

>>78820672
umm i watch films??

>>78820659
had 3 jewish gfs, they're cool people

>>78820683
no you don't?

>>78820717
would have rathered her get her fanta from the bottom shelf

>>78820717
me

>>78820717
love fanta

simple as

>>78820717
arse too big

>>78820398


Lmao I went to the 2013 one. Never again. Fucking niggers

drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

>>78820717
not suitable attire for a big shop

would quite like to throw up a gunfinger or two at notting hill

>>78820746
fuck off nazi

racist little brexiteers

racist little rasheeds

whydoasianseatsomuchrice?????

>>78820797
they'll sing songs about us one day

>>78820819
really yum

Reading "The west’s wealth is based on slavery. Reparations should be paid" in today's Guardian

Everyone's a little bit racist, sometimes
Doesn't mean we're going out committing hate cimes

What do you think of my gf?

https://twitter.com/kmatilde3

little bit racist and just got back from my first hate crime whats going on lads?

my normie friend says he's never read a full book, not even a goosebumps

are all normies like this?

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>>78820831

>it's real

>>78820849
watched a lot of her vids, very nice

>>78820849
repulsed by vaginas when im not horny

Toil ends, maccas begins

>>78820665
gentrification will fix things

love black people
hate niggers simple as

>>78820863
batty boy

favourite KFC meal?

>>78820875
based AND true

"A kid, we're playing England... and he said, "Fucking Yankee nigger, go home" Spit, spit on me and shit. I jumped down and punched him in the face!" - Darryl Jenifer

>>78820831
>In 1804, Haitians had the audacity to carry out the only ever successful slave rebellion and declared independence from France. One of their rewards was being forced to pay 90m French francs, from 1825, with the final payment only being made in 1947.
Feels good, especially knowing mud cakes are the national dish. Niggers are nothing but ingrates.

>>78820868
gentrification will fix the housing crisis and poverty?

okay.

>>78820861
where can I see her videos?

>>78820831
>Reparations should be paid
to whom?

>>78820831
The reparations are the accelerated development of the postcolonial world as the warehouse for the decadent west's consumption of goods and services

>>78820893
very racist post

>>78820893

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ

wow....so this is the power of 70 IQ....

STATE YOUR NAME, CUZ

>>78820894
>gentrification will fix the housing crisis
no, but in about 20 years, a lot of the older people will have started to die off and their houses will be on the market

>poverty
that's just people being lazy

Fallen on hard times lads. Barely have any disposable income this week

>>78820911
>made to pay off debts to france for 120 years
>dumb n*gs they eat mud because they're stupid

>>78820855
ive never read a book but im not a normie

>>78820911
Even more hilarious when you know the Dominican neighbors gave them trees, trees, as charity because these niggers can't even maintain their forests.

>>78820855
I've read 4 in my lifetime

>>78820930
if they weren't dumb niggers they'd have realised they were better off under french rule

best this racist frenchman is algerian, moroccan or summit lol

Body Corporate fees this week so bang goes 2 grand
Luckily I keep a running minimum in my bank account for just such a regular eventuality
The rest of course goes straight into the mortgage

>>78820963
most of them were literal slaves tho

>>78820925
>their houses will be on the market
no. they will be inhereted by their children. any amount of old people dying will not solve the housing crisis you utter mong. people have always died, the housing crisis has not slowed.

>that's just people being lazy
correct. but those lazy people will still inhabit the areas that are gentrified, or move elsewhere, thus not fixing the problem, just relocating it.

>>78820963
Haitian masters were exceptionally cruel though.

>>78820933
>>78820958
sort yourselves out, i'm diagnosed with adhd and i managed to read at least 10 books before i got my own computer when i was 15

Business idea: murder every Australian over 70 and steal their wealth and real estate

Just found out Connor Mcgregor used to be on benefits

>>78820895
blanc noir

I'm 22 years old and I'm still a virgin. I've never even kissed a girl. I've been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I'm still a virgin. It has been very torturous. College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex and fun and pleasure. Within those years, I've had to rot in loneliness. It's not fair.
You girls have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because... I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.
I will punish all of you for it. On the day of retribution I'm going to enter the hottest sorority house of UCSB. And I will slaughter every spoiled, stuck-up, blond slut I see inside there. All those girls I've desired so much, they would have all rejected me and looked down upon me as an inferior man if I ever made a sexual advance towards them while they throw themselves at these obnoxious brutes. I'll take great pleasure in slaughtering all of you.
You will finally see that I am in truth the superior one. The true alpha male. Yes. After I've annihilated every single girl in the sorority house, I will take to the streets of Isla Vista and slay every single person I see there. All those popular kids who live such lives of hedonistic pleasures while I've had to rot in loneliness for all these years. They've all looked down upon me every time I tried to go out and join them, they've all treated me like a mouse.

love getting into a book but simply cannot be fucked to get into it in the first place

>>78820920
timothy james byrne, formerly of flat spracklen house, dukes place, marlow

>>78821008
nary a pixel

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>>78821011

>>78821007
?

>>78821000
no thanks, prefer visual and audio media

>>78821028
search that on a porn site you brainlet

used to love getting into books as a kid but now i dont fit anymore haha

>>78821023
wow that guy on the right is rich

>>78821008
i'm still not convinced he wasn't a performance artist testing the limits of irony

>>78821023
Don't know why people are angry. If I were offered £300m to fight someone I'd do it

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>>78821039

Watched 7 psychopaths last night, reminded me somewhat of adaptation but better because it has Sam rockwell

see absolutely no point in reading anything but the Bible

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Me and the gf

>>78821039
enjoyed this

>>78821039
>>78821049
>1 minute apart

hmm

>>78820987
>no. they will be inhereted by their children.
ah no
there's lots of rented council houses that are meant for 3 to 5 people which are inhabited by 1 or 2 old people
also there's lots of owned houses where the people don't have any kids to inherit

>>78821069
its not what you think lad

>>78821066
fuck sake you cunt

>>78821079
>rented council houses
that go to the 'sheeds who have a fuck load of kids

not to the young urban professionals who are sweltering away in flatshares whilst keeping the economy ticking over.

>>78821058
they nicked my idea about kidnapping dogs for reward money

>>78821066
not even watched this season but that seems very predictable

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me on the right

>>78821111
>that go to the 'sheeds who have a fuck load of kids
and where were they living before?
in a flat?
that flat can now be lived in by someone else

>>78821066
which one is the gf

>>78821138
>and where were they living before?
in morocco or wherver

>>78821000
Yeah nah lol

>>78821066
what am I looking at here

>>78821153
nah

>>78821079
ah yes. freeing up some old pensioners council housing that will go to any one of the thousands long waiting list of every council in the UK, many of which have strict guidelines for disability that need to be met to move into.

>also there's lots of owned houses where the people don't have any kids to inherit
How many mate, enough to solve the fucking housing crisis? have a word you fucking dimlow

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>>78821132

>>78821046
He took it a bit far imo

>>78821168
yah
look at grenville tragedy. that would be the ideal building for young urban professionals who might start trying to form families, whilst not having to travel over greenbelt to get to work.

instead everyone in there seems to have been an economically disadvantaged 'sheed of some proportion.

>>78821132
rekt

want to be a doctor but just don't have the patients aha

>>78821170
>How many mate, enough to solve the fucking housing crisis?
not enough on their own, but combined with construction of new houses, there's enough

#WeGotThis

>>78821008
he only killed like 2 unattractive college girls
fucking failure

hey maybe if we didn't didn't focus everything in london it wouldn't be such an expensive place to live

>>78821206
i wonder if afterlife exists if they forgave him

>>78821215
*boots you back down into the mine*

looks like I'll need to grease the walls up again

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>>78821215
the north was always shit but they some how managed to make it even shitter
they gutted the brumslum - despite it being the most economcially advanced city in the entire world.
the rest of the sotuh is just london commuter zones or alt-londons (eg brighton is beach/gay london, oxford is smart london)

>>78821230
it doesn't

>>78821183
That was the literal point of having a tower in the middle of an estate. Given two months a good number of the families that got roasted would have been replaced as they got a long term housing placement.

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catposters report in

My neighbours have some sort of ultra high pitched sound that goes off twice a day. Lasts about 20 seconds, sounds like pressure being released or something

any idea what it is? sounds like when you let air out of a balloon sort of

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>it doesn't

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>>78821246

>>78821257
BRRRAAAAAAAAP

>>78821266
not like that no

>>78821257
pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

like that?

>Fucking your aunt without either of you knowing
Is GoT set in Caboolture?

are restaurants packed on bank holiday?

>>78821264
>>78821262
proof?

>>78821284
caboolture mentioned

>>78821188
no there isn't. we are running out of places to build and houses are getting smaller, lower quality, and less affordable.

there's no realistic way of solving the housing crisis without culling like a third of our population. better get used to £250,000 for a three bedroom ex council shitter

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>proof?

>>78821286
is bing broken?

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>>proof?

>>78821182
in the 2010s, it's impossible to take irony too far

palmerston north

>>78821301
you really don't know what you're talking about

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>>78821320

>seize all foreign owned properties
there you go, housing crisis fixed instantly
chinks and arabs can get to fuck

>>78819677
>>78819677
>>78819677

>>78821246
nobody knows

epistemology is an interest of mine so i know a bit about such matters

>>78821320
guess this is why oxford is better than cambridge lol

>>78821320
is single parent households going up good?

>>78821332
you really don't know what you're talking about

>>78821289
No one ever came back so it must be nice ;^)

I unironically enjoy brainlet poster's posts