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Fash wave edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7uduCAZD38
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>fash wave edition
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>>78818030
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I'm a good yank.
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How does it feel to receive a blowjob from a girl????????????
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good edition
https://youtu.be/t9jvZyfNcMw
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Pop pop fascist pig
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>>78818044
*oxymoron machine explodes*
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*enters the premises*
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>>78818042
steller post
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>>78818030
fash hop > fash wave desu senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ysvLNvhVw8
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>>78818052
like a wet sock
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>>78818052
why would it feel different from a male
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>>78818034
That's very nice. You should see the scots do it though. Tight as fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBYVmnMFMtA
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because i am not gay
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>>78818070
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>tfw 26 & still haven't had a blowjob.
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just realised we stamped and kicked up shit to get into the EU then voted to leave for a laugh heh
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>>78818116
Baby boomers were a mistake
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>>78818127
oi lad show some bloody respect their parents were in the war
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>>78818090
23 and still haven't held hands
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From the moment you know it’s going to happen until the moment it starts, mentally, it’s an amazing, exciting feeling. From there, it gets even better. The warmth, the wetness of the tongue, the suction feeling, the amount of pleasure you feel is intense.
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“First off, there is no such thing as bad fellatio. But when you're in the mouth of an artist, you're truly blessed. Everything between you two fits very well. Soft, warm, wet. That look upon you with her beautiful eyes while her mouth is full of you — that's hella-hot. Those full, pouty lips focusing on your crown, pulling up and down your shaft — I love this woman! How did you get so LUCKY?! When you let her know the train is soon arriving in her station, the thrill of how she receives your passengers also adds to the excitement. For at least three seconds or more, you're completely helpless, euphoric and vulnerable to her, then wonderfully thankful for someone so giving to your joy. Or short story: It feels really great."
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*shoots my own computer monitor*
heh what now kid?
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>ywn march with the 1st battalion throught the streets of your hometown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVxb2dXCXTY
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>>78818171
>First off, there is no such thing as bad fellatio
ive read very differently
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>>78818076
actual fuck choon
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"I actually love the sensation of a hard sucking on my cock just after I've come, as opposed to the sucking leading up to the coming."
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>tfw to autistic for a girl to take any interest in you.
Looks like I'm dying alone.
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13 hours on double time today lads wew
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>>78818214
>double time for a bank holiday

fuck me, where do you work
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not my case, there was a girl who wanted to dance with me, and i just ignored her hahaha
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>>78818214
Nice lad.
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>>78818221
security
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>>78818223
was it autism?
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>>78818212
no, you're just too autistic to notice
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why so rude :-(
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Think I might order a pizza for dinner tonight lads.
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:-(
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only like turtle and tim, dont care for the other Australians
sorry if that offends
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>>78818268
rude
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>>78818268
offended
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saw thailad in the korean DMZ
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>>78818268
:-(
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did a two hour sleep
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>>78818285
There's good money in reclaimed landmines
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dad told that it was not common when girls want to dance with you.
is it true???
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morning lads
morning nonce
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saw thailad getting interviewed by louis theroux
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>>78818030

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBsZJkXxWU4
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>>78818296
Good morning.
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If I wasn't such a pussy & didn't have such low self esteem I'd more than likely invite a girl around to fug to get it over with.

Anyone else feel like this ?
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Eating strawberry yogurt again
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wow...
the Australian economy looks like THAT?
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found a new way to be
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>>78818308
is that code for "watching child porn"
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>>78818314
reeee copper
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im shy and need time to grow on people
how is this doable outside of schooling
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>>78818314
oi bruce look wat oi goddout this hole! we're rich!
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>>78818297
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>>78818350
did I make that? I think I made that..
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>hate going to public shopping centres
>hate going to pubs & clubs
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>>78818341
howling
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>>78818357
answer me nonce
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>>78818357
yeah i think so
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I'm not a commie, but if I lived in Russia in 1917 I'd almost certainly be a commie
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>Thailad made an edit that called /brit/ "a place for paedophiles"

he really is an unapologetic little nonce isn't he
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>>78818314
>Zambia
what are you playing at here
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>>78818385
i commissioned it
he did it for free
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>>78818401
no monetary compensation, you say?
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>2017
woah, my memory is fucked, I thought this was like 2 years ago.
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I want to post porn here but I can't because I don't want to get banned but it's a really nice gif.
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what would you say if thailad actually turned out to be a nonce? i'd be like "whoa"
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why are Germans so incredibly bizarre sexually
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>>78818420
I'm going to pummel you you dirty little pervert
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fascinated to learn that atheism is the fastest shrinking religion in the world
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>>78818420
Post the imgur link then.
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>>78818423
it's a known fact that jimmy savile is a child molestor who escaped to thailand
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>>78818428
Sorry but I always get horny around 11pm.
>>78818435
Maybe.
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>>78818424
they're taught self-punishment from an early age because of hitler and that transcends into sex
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>Post the imgur link then.
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>getting banned on /int/
how
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>>78818432
global iq is also dropping
coincidence?
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live by the pill
die by the pill
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https://youtu.be/9OFpfTd0EIs
tyoon
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>>78818457
edgy
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>>78818432
kids almost without exception mimic the beliefs of their parents, so if they're raised secular the fertility rate plummets.
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Anyone else visit graveyards? Saw this beauty yesterday
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>atheism
>religion
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>>78818453
Well, I once begged people to ban me for spamming a few months ago but I was only banned the day after.
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>>78818454
*tips fedora*
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Thinking about becoming a prison officer
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>>78818487
bet he was jewish
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>>78818517
but there's a cross in the grass
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>>78818487
such a lover puss
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>>78818454
If we're devolving, I guess that disproves evolution then?
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>>78818511
grim
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>>78818511
wouldn't it be terrible though if the prisoners take you hostage and rape you up the bum?
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>be a turtle
>born away from your habitat
>without the limbs to get there quickly
>without the gills to actually breathe once you're there
what a dumb fucking animal
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>>78818543
haha... yeah... terrible
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>>78818546
oi leave it out m8
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>>78818533
it's clearly an X
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>>78818546
ran a turtle over that was crossing the street once
first time i killed anything other than insects
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>>78818546
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Rhodesia: the Great Betrayal

http://archive.is/s7hYU
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toil beckons
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>>78818575
Reckon they were the ones that betrayed us considering they declared independence.
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>>78818561
So he's an Ex-X Man? Is that what you're telling me? I think that's what you're getting at and I just mean.. mate, obviously not, init.
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>>78818552
Bender.
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>>78818575
can someone explain the rorke's obsession with rhodesia
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need to have my mugshot taken so I can get a modelling contract
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>>78818604
White country in africa named after king rorke and not populated by dutch
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>>78818585
it was either that or let the UK dismantle them
>>78818604
last gasp of the "old" British civilization before the Wars killed them off or broke them to bits
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>>78818604
it's got a cool sounding name
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there are people who think that the brent dance is the funniest bit of the office
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>>78818546
>be a penguin
>evolve from a fish
>evolve into a land reptile
>evolve flight
>unevolve flight
>evolve back into being aquatic but without the ability to breathe underwater and without the ability to live anywhere that isn't a frozen wasteland (save for a few species)
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How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP?
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>>78818624
Not very loyal are they if they refused to be dismantled when it was for their own good.
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>>78818628
The bit with the sex toys was pretty funny.
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>>78818604
ummmmmm are you saying you don't like Africans mate
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anyone remember when brent did that silly dance

creasing at the thought
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*bzzzzzzzz*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CupRlspIE3Q
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Turbororkes love Rhodesia because of what they think the society was and not what it actually was
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he did a dance stu
and the whole office made a face
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got up early to wait for a delivery but its bank holiday so there are no deliveries

cunt
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>>78818672
Don't understand how the Scots can blow on those big loud bazoonies whilst wearing a skirt. Such a racket.
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>>78818719
does something weird to people here mate, soon as you hear a pipe as a brit theres an undercurrent of thought in your mind that is telling you to fix bayonets and advance.
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>>78818719
aye ye dinnae ken wi scoat aye kilt ye kilt aye
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Doing a walk lads
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i'm giving up asking rhetorical questions
whats the point?
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>>78818760
Haha!
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they played bagpipes at my grandad's funeral. bit weird since we're not muh heritagey and i dont even know if that side is from scotland
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>>78818740
we never fought the scots with bayonettes
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>>78818786
maybe you didn't
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>>78818793
lol
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waiting for a good post
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>>78818786
i meant the pipes lead the british advance not attract the advance.
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all non-rorke posters should be executed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXQeGOoiNfY
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>>78818806
I'm here now
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SHOT YOURSELVES WORTHLESS SUBHUMANS
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I'm going to bed.
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Aach! I'm no wearing any neekers oonder me kilt!
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>>78818825
good night
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you arrive in switzerland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW3QVLlK-kE
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>>78818837
thanks
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>>78818842
imagine watching this on acid
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9lfDGBILMc
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suicidate gordo
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>mam wants me to do a day's work after a day on the beer
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yee haw pardner
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>>78818874
Saw someone with an infowars bumper sticker the other day. I didn't know these people actually existed in real life.
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the destruction of white rhodesia was one of the greatest atrocities in human history
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>>78818888

t. coffee throwing gremlin
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the destruction of my bum by salsa dip was one of the greatest atrocities of last night
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>>78818842
whys it top secret
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How did pjws "career" begin?
>>78818888
Saw 'visit infowars' scribbled across the wall in a toilet of chinese mall/foodcourt in new york in what have been faeces
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>>78818842
Awesome. Drum cadences are based
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>>78818911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmYOA_pvZIw
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>>78818818
morning liam
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Why yes, I am Scottish.

*shags a sheep*
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just gave liam's mum a ring
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>>78818911
likely by doing the same shit he is now
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>>78818604
umm like dude
it was the black peoples fault lol
haha lol see black people are dumb because *insert ~evidence~ here*
what do you mean it's not as black and white as that? hah, CLEARLY, by my superior white intellect I can CLEARLY say that black people are dumb
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i think i'd take pjw more seriously if he had a better accent
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PJW posts here
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just broke the laws of physics and got arrested by the science police
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>>78818907
to say that this post has me 'creasing' or 'screeching' would be doing you a disservice
good show
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this was the last real fight we had with scotland. henry viii was trying to form a final alliance with them, he tried diplomacy, married mary queen of scots to try and score points, but they were tribal savages who hated us because we were heretics or something. then they tried to form a sneaky alliance with France, so we absolutely pushed their shit in.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Pinkie_Cleugh

personal highlight

>On 9 September part of Somerset's army occupied Falside Hill (then known as Fawside, and currently as Fa'side, as in Fa'side Castle), 3 miles (4.8 km) east of Arran's main position. In an outdated chivalric gesture, the Earl of Home led 1,500 horsemen close to the English encampment and challenged an equal number of English cavalry to fight. With Somerset's reluctant approval, Lord Grey accepted the challenge and engaged the Scots with 1,000 heavily armoured men-at-arms and 500 lighter demi-lancers. The Scottish horsemen were badly cut up and were pursued west for 3 miles (4.8 km). This action cost Arran most of his cavalry.[16]

>1v1 me m8
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>be American
>order 3 pizzas, breadsticks and Diet Coke
>forget to tip delivery driver
>get shot
>go to hospital
>that wil be 5 million dollars plus tip
>forget to tip
>get shot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMypCinkRk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnJfY8qbqPg
If you don't listen to this I will personally send a gang of Pakistani gentlemen to your house to rape you.
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>>78819010
Good lad.
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got a huge benis for your moms
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>>78819010
can I have a summary
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>>78819028
he accomplished absolutely nothing except looking like a beady eyed twat
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Requesting pictures of Tim please
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>>78818999
>be in new york with some friends
>during the football world cup
>just want to go to a pub and watch it but every bar is full
>go to a restaurant bar
>get a table
>order some light snacks and two guys order actual food
>my fries dont arrive but i dont make a fuss about it because i was only there for the game
>waitress comes
>we don't leave a tip
>she brings up the fact that we hadn't tipped
>tell her my fries didn't arrive
>she visibly gets an aneurysm and says 'why the hell didnt you say anything'
>me and my friends get up and leave
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>>78819046
they're pretty rare
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Doing a YouTube watch lads.
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Just found out both my parents take medication, mum has antidepressants and dad has anxiety, OCD, depression and panic attack medication

Am I fucked?
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>>78819028
mass migration is a tool of corporate elite to oppress the poor.
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>>78819055
Oh sweetie .... *pats you on your head* x
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green letters
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>>78819048
>be in New York
don't do that
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>dad killed himself 7 years ago
>never really think about it these days

>this morning
>asleep
>have a dream
>it's me, my dad and my mum in our house, all happy
>bank comes round and reclaims our house
>have to move into the park in a tent
>eventually police come and move us along
>start talking to the policeman, asking for help in our situation
>wind up at the train station
>dad goes down the platform for a piss
>tell policeman I'm worried about him because he's tried to kill himself before
>suddenly dad runs past me, panicked
>runs into the road and gets hit by a taxi
>I run down the steps
>he gets up and runs off round the corner
>I go after him
>wind up in some high up jungle walk type thing, for some reason I knew there was a waterfall near by and that he's going to throw himself off
>get there and he's clutching his belongings to his chest muttering a prayer
>I grab him and drag him away, crying
>he looks at me with this big grin and says something like "this is the last time on the gravestone, yeah?"
>wake up, sweating

think it's time to see a counsellor
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>>78819055
yeah
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Mass immigration is not that big of a deal per se.
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Just had a fap. Going to cry again now.
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>>78818985
hehe
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>>78819058
>to oppress the poor
not just to keep wages down?
the poor oppress themselves
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>>78819064
really liked new york.

found the rest of the US to be tiresomely dull. I also found the new yorkers to be actually quite pleasant despite expecting the complete opposite.
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>>78819073
Mr Blair
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>medicine would cost be $385
>only actually costs me $38
and people say communism is bad??
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>>78819080
keeping the poors wages down is oppressing them you melt
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KsljBj3UEI
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>>78819096
no it isn't
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>>78819090
not necessarily.

there is not that big of a deal with mass immigration that is temporary as opposed to permanent.

for example having workers come in for 6 months to work on farms before they have to return to their home country.

its actually a really good solution when there is gaps in the labour market.
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>>78819094
i take about 200 pounds worth of medication a month
i pay 8 pounds
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>>78819089
'd
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vs cali

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmDB485uFaI
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>>78819102
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>>78819117
why would rasheed like new york?
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>>78818487
I don't really like the first person but that ending man
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>>78819108
ah but you see, that's stealing jobs from the native population
*carefully ignores that the native population don't want to do those jobs*
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not only am i a militant atheist, i also wear a fedora, and am fat and autistic
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>>78818926
the original bog baron
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how did the Soviet Union justify its colonialism when commies hate colonialism?
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>>78819124
>Top Secret Drum Corps

mate it's a fucking drum, wind your neck in
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>>78819102
wah wah change is bad
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>>78819162
they didn't call it colonialism
same way they justified their genocide
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any yanks in debt in?
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>>78819162
it's only colonialism if the natives are spear chuckers
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How do I live on bennies?

Fake a mental illness?
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>>78819183
not i
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>>78819102
>am i racist... no
looool
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ok birds are dinosaurs
but are dinosaurs birds
did allosaurus have feathers
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>>78819201
birds weren't invented in dinosaur times
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>>78819201
all birds are cats
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>>78819215
fite me bish
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stopped taking my meds and now i feel like my iq has increased by like 50

third eye has been blown open with trinitrotoluene
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>>78819148
not stealing jobs though. that's the point its where there are gaps in the labour market.

you recruit immigrants by first having employers run 'labour market tests' where they advertise the job for over a month and justify why any native employees were unsuitable before being allowed to bring over immigrants.

some occupations are recognised already to have shortages (such as agricultural workers and nurses) which is determined by quite a complex methodology based on several sources of employment/wage data, so this requirement is relaxed in those cases.

It MIGHT~ take away the incentive to invest in native workers to develop the skills or training for those jobs - but not necessarily - a temporary migration scheme might rotate employers so that lets say one 2 years you can bring in migrants, but the next you can't.

Another argument in my defense is that migrants, may even create more jobs for natives. For example whilst natives have an advantage in manual tasks like fruit picking - natives have advantages in communication tasks that require knowledge of the country's language and norms. If a farmer is able to increase his produce by having foreigners picking berries (which is very difficult to induce unemployed young people to do especially at the wages those foreigners are likely to get paid) - the supermarkets he's selling too probably will need more logistics and communications people overseeing the operations (Which could create jobs for natives for example) because unskilled natives by default have more ability in this than foreigners.

Its better to think about migration policy in a pragmatic way, rather than an emotive way
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>>78819223
immigrants are more likely to be business owners than natives as well
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>>78819102
knew that this video would have soppy piano and violin music interlain when i saw the title.

i'm trying to imagine a rorke google 'really sad violin music' whilst making a video like this.
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>>78819240
temporary migrants are not going to be business owners.
but you're right about more permanent ones already here.
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>>78819243
it's from interstellar, the best film in history
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>>78819243
>rorke
stay mad
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>>78819223
>where they advertise the job for over a month and justify why any native employees were unsuitable
Literal scam-tier shit. Totally rigged.
There aren't "shortages", there are high salaries that business owners want to lower.

Here in America, the "migrant labor" consists of literal subhumans. They cost the taxpayer a fortune in free education, free medical care, housing programs, childcare programs, welfare, social security fraud, medicare fraud....etc. They all work under the table in violation of the wage laws and pay 0 taxes.

The low wages of the migrant workers are essentially subsidized by the taxpayer.
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>>78819255
I think i can automatically discredit video that tries to express emotion through its music, by using music from a film or things like the champions league ditty.
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>>78818691
>>78818691
>>78818691
>>78818691
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>>78819273
Here we've had quite a lot of success with thngs like migrant agricultural workers (before the freedom of movement of romanians and bulgarians applied).

>Totally rigged
it depends, the US's labour market tests might not be as stringent as the ones I'm proposing. some countries only require the ad to be up for a while. others require more intensive checks on why natives can't work.
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>>78819102
don't like this accent, sounds australian at times and throws me off
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>>78819222
Pineal Gland Status: Decalcified.
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>>78819255
honestly it would be pretty mediocre without its great music
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>>78819302
cockney + norfolk accents are the origin of the aussie accents.

you sound cockney, not vice versa.
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>>78819302
No it doesn't.
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zimmer is well overrated
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>Nolan
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>>78819302
I wonder if anything connects the UK with Australia historically?
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>>78819299
Hi, we are programmers

hablo espaniol?
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>>78819302
>aussies think they have an accent

absolutely howling
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>>78819323
sweetie go listen to the boss baby soundtrack and then keep you're mouth shut, k? :)
>>
Haha classic wacky Bruce
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>>78819332
US immigration policy is a weird clusterfuck. that doesn't mean that every other countries is.

not sure why you think your opinions are valid here. the only point you have to make is 'avoid the US way of doing things'.
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>>78819352
how many acid attacks have you had this year?
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>>78818070
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>>78819352
Lol, you are letting in fucking MUSLIMS and you criticize the US?
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>>78819331
there was an invasion once, i'm told
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>>78819370
what's your point?
i don't think anyone on a 2 year temporary working visa doing nursing or engineering has anything remotely to do with acid attacks.
>>
business idea: ban all americans (except for me ofc) from /brit/
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>>78819372
no we're not

poles mostly
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>>78819372
The UK's immigration policy has also been quite weird, but in practical terms of how it works, its far less dysfunctional than the American one.

It has been easier to illegally immigration migrate to the US, than to come in legally as an engineer since the 80s.
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>>78819372
Hey we stopped letting the Muslims in now, they're just having lots and lots and lots of children!
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>something something something something MUSLIMS
haha britfags eternally btfo usa usa usa
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>>78819406
Unless you're an Indian, in which case there are huge established ethnic networks organized to ferret you in and set you up with a no-work IT job

If you're wondering why your Iphone seems to have shitty programming, now you know
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How can I, as a white Englishman, illegally immigrate to the US?
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>rhodesia
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>tfw the aussie opened up an interesting conversation about accents but you lot shut him down with shitposting

sad 2bh, i just found some interesting english (as in england) dialects videos to get aussie and american to listen to, but i don't feel comfortable posting them seeing what wroth may emerge
>>
don't understand how killing machines like great whites or tigers or bears chill out enough to have sex
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>>78819450
they don't
>>
don't have a problem with americans in theory, i think they'd probably be alright if they weren't the most relevant culture in the world, would give them a bit of perspective
>>
Timothy James Byrne here in my rented flat in High Wycombe
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don't understand how killing machines like africans or arabs or pakis chill out enough to have sex
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>>78819450
they aren't mindless killers.
they are dangerous animals, but they still have functions besides killing shit.
>>
The Bengal famine of 1943 (Bengali: Pañcāśēra manbantara) was a major famine in the Bengal province in British India during World War II. An estimated 2.1 million people died in the famine, the deaths occurring first from starvation and then from diseases, which included cholera, malaria, smallpox, dysentery, and kala-azar. Other factors, such as malnutrition, population displacement, unsanitary conditions, and lack of health care, further increased disease fatalities. Millions were impoverished as the crisis overwhelmed large segments of the economy and social fabric, accelerating a trend toward economic inequality.
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>>78819426
swim
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>>78819450
bears are pretty chilled out m8, they just get angry when people get too close.
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>>78819466
have you heard of rape?
>>
seeing an aussie go through his edgy pol phase
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Will have my early dinner in minutes
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>>78819450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KQTaD3j_nc
it's like two fat people trying to have sex
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>there are african penguins
wtf
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>>78819491
the ultimate redpill: the destruction of the west today is karma for rhodesia
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basically been in a coma for 3 months, did i miss any muzzie attacks? (srs)
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>>78819459
it is weird how little the average person here thinks about other countries. even canada is seen as exotic if you arent near the border.

would to get out of this country after i finish studies, maybe work abroad in anglo countries for a while and settle down in one if i can
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>>78819537
yeah one in barcelona, one in brussels and one in London

part and parcel of living in the western world
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>>78819537
yeah one in barcelona a week or two ago
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>>78819537
Nobody notices anymore, something happened outside Buckingham palace like 2 days ago and I didn't see it mentioned at all.
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>>78819537
I'll put you right back in that fucking coma
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>>78819551
Don't go to Europe. Go to Australia.
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>>78819615
thanks lad
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Ran into a friend of my ex last night and slept with her, feel a bit bad about it :s
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*watches some biassed propaganda*
EUGH
YUROP IS FINISHED XDD
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>>78819624
no prob, yurop is bottom tier
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haha lads
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>>78819575
CLASSIC wacky Bruce
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>>78819624
we could be roommates though x
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business idea: whites should claim anything relating to arabs or islam as trigger warnings
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>>78819643
Fucking bleak.
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>>78819634
haha we do alright matey, cheers for dissuading the yanks from coming here though
>>
Met a burger yesterday on the boat, nice lad
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poo
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yanks should not come here, you WILL be racially abused
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>>78819643
seen in on fb this morning
the woman is married to the old guy
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>>78819596
rasheed
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>>78819674
I bottled an Aussie in LA once
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>>78819686
>>78819686
>>78819686
>>78819686
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>>78819680
meant for
>>78819655
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>>78819680
>hoverhands over the tits
virgin detected.
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>>78819710
it's his mum
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