You wake up in Houston

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>>78817315
Cross the border into safety

>>78817315
Why are Americans so shit at preparing themselves for natural disasters?
>>78817333
Trips make fpbp

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>>78817383
Says you

>>78817402
And we already make sure it will never happen again
We have a top of the line earthquake early warning system, and our metro tunnels are earthquake proof, same as most buildings now
We learned our lesson, but you didn't and Katrina was not that long ago

>>78817483
katrina didn't hit houston directly, it just hit us with refugees that ruined houston

>>78817490
You also should be ready for that
We know the state of Tabasco likes to take a dive every time someone spills a glass of water so we have efficient evacuation plans
For the worst hurricanes the entire state can be evacuated before it hits

>>78817383
we're too busy being fucking idiots screaming at each other and calling each other fascists regardless of actual political orientation

>>78817315
But I live in Houston.

>>78817315
WTF