>i fulfill all the stereotypes of my ethnic group
>>78816295
>flag
Which one are you ?_?
>>78816310
asian
same
>tfw don't drink or munch potatoes but regularly accused of doing both
>>78816360
You eat puppers??
>>78816463
okay, maybe not the food related ones
>>78816496
pls dont eat puppies its wrong
>stupid
>no college
>certainly not a PhD, in a job with a drug company that employs mostly post-PhDs
>smoke like chimneys
>cheap whiskey at the corner store on a whim
>moonshine
>first baby before you leave high school
>married before you leave high school
>hang on to your marriage even though it was obviously a mistake
>divorced before you're 23
>Biblical literalism
>Trump will save us
>fat
>age rapidly, like a pile of skin
Nope. OTOH:
>really skinny
>red-brown hair
>think everybody is out to get "my kind" of people
>specifically think da gubmint is out to get us
>still complain, years later, about dat time da gubmint got us
>watch everybody carefully because we think they're up to something
>whittle because it's something poor people can do with random bits of wood, if you have nothing else
>stingy as hell, even if we have money
>rifles
>don't actually care about/like handguns, because what are they good for?
>know what venison tastes like
>quirky backwoodsy religious beliefs
>Catholics are aliens
Help me! I've become one of them!