/brit/

BIG WILLIES

if you're fond of sand dunes and salty air

need a bf lads

Hamplanets out

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dobby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdcpWIWNX6w

>no massive tit gf to play guitar and sing srv covers to me

>>78808776
bender

>>78808759
checking in

yuzu

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the pornfu

imagine actually being fat and trying to blame everyone but yourself for it

howling

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anime

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gib 2 me

It takes time, money, effort and dedication to be fat

Literally don't see how its possible

kero kero bonito

>>78808789
i hate her
she is grim

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>tfw 5'10 and 92kg

car alarm won't stop making noise in the local vicinity

love being fat

could deck you with a single punch due to the rippling mass of weight behind my fist

>>78808805
oh fuck off

keep posting british women plzz

been listening to fashwave for the past 2 hours

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>>78808823

her father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies :o

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slags

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>>78808856

>>78808823
Who is this?

>>78808847
would dodge everything you throw at me with my superior agility

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>>78808854

>>78808847
>could deck you with a single punch due to the rippling mass of weight behind my fist
The 1 time in 10 that you don't gas before it reaches me.

>>78808864
i thought she was a celtic fan

>>78808878
lmao

>>78808839
dont change the fact tho does it bellend

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adorably autistic

this bloke from cheshire appears to be quite temperamental
fancies himself as a bit of a character i see

>>78808931
he is fucking insane

>>78808823
thats a nice pussy

Imagine being a fat cunt lmao. Even if you slim down you'll have massive stretch marks.

>>78808882
Shona River

>>78808864
>labour poster
HNNNNNNNNNG

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>>78808923

>>78808847
Can't see your willy though can you

>>78808940
Greater London

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>>78808847
fuck off fat cunt, could literally kill you without touching you. Just run around as you exert yourself tryin to deck me and then laugh as you collapse like an utter runt.

State of you fat cunts tbqh m8

>>78808864

oh my days the fucking state of this girl

>>78808940
can you translate this for me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwwEp-hkFIw

>>78808950

literally got stretch marks from growing and from lifting weights lmao kill me

I AM PIPPIN

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>>78808878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxARYmac2ZQ

>>78808847
based on the way i envision this fight occurring i would be the winner

>>78808996
this man has a PHD btw

>>78808996
kelechi is literally the worst type of immigrant
I'd love to grab that cunt by the scruff of his neck and stuff him on the next boat to africa

>>78808996
why are arsenal fans proper darkos
not just caribbean cool lads

>>78808870
>>78808924

ah yes int

*kills all landlords*
*limits houses to 1 per person*
*builds 1.6million houses on the green belt*
*watch as housing prices drop to EXTREMELY affordable levels, and people have more money to spend, helping the economy*

woahh, I literally just solved all our country's problems...

>>78809037
does he?

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Nothing better than sliding a girl's panties off
Need to feel that feel again

>>78809058
would literally stab you if you came near my green belt with a construction crew

>>78809058
*implements universal rent controls as well*
no need to thank me x

>>78809037
I worked with a nigerian who said he had a masters degree
those african universities are a load of shite

prove me wrong

>>78808797
Those tits must be fake

Regardless, it's quite unusual to see an attractive girl be actually quite good at something that takes time and effort.

>>78809058
the chinese would just have an easier time of things then

>>78809079
yeah from one of the London unis

*stuffs face with twinkies
actually you see
*grabs a pack of jaffas*
its not really my fault im like this
*shoves a half dozen biscuits into gaping maw*
if my parents had forced me to eat more vegetables when i was young
*sticks hand into jar of cake frosting*
i would have the proper dietary habits to avoid things like this
*chugs an 18 oz bottle of corn syrup*

>>78809058
but............ muh freedumbs........

>>78809115
>18 oz

your post had potential but it's going straight into the rubbish bin now

>>78808950
got some on my bum cheek 2bh

>>78809109
what like imperial or greenwich?

wonder what fake tits feel like
big fan of sucking on breasts like i'm trying to get milk out but only sucked on natural boobs

woah they didn't blamed russia this time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoDVstWmczw

>>78809042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyfEVphpYKU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WspKOY1l5mU
bro tier sikhs

Deus, deus does not exist...

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>>78809089
alri

>>78808923
are the millibands pakis of some %age?

they both look like straight up Bollywood actors

got a couple of beers in the freezer

don't let me forget, they'll explode haha

>>78809086
He probably did. Most Nigerians who travel to the UK/Ireland are highly qualified and intelligent..

Ahh yes, I wonder who I should hire...
The grown man with several years of industry experience and expertise....

or...... the student with a piece of paper who spent the last 3 years of their life drinking and doing drugs?


hmm... a truly difficult decision....

sikhs ARE bro tier

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>big fan of sucking on breasts like i'm trying to get milk out

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any squeezebox lads in

>>78809133
sick facebook meme haha

>>78809169
jewish
have met both

>>78809169
Jews

>>78809148
listening to this while i have the yank's fashwave music on in the background

comfy

>>78809058
Or we could cut immigration and let the birth rate do the rest.

*heems myself*

ah, that's better

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add me on runescape ign "slant" I don't have friends.

>>78809185
he worked as a night cleaner in dublin bus

>>78809169
their dad was a polish-belgian jew

>>78809192
>my life is pathetic so everyone elses must be too
pathetic

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>tfw dinner with family after a month abroad
nothing better

>>78809221
So? Probably still had a lot of degrees just to get over here.

>>78809203
housing prices aren't high due to immigration(although it is too high)

There aren't enough homes to buy(because most boomers bought them all when right to buy happened for like £20k a house, and councils stopped building new ones) and a lot of people want to buy

Landlords own 20% of british property, but make up 2% of the population, there's plenty of houses to rent, but none to buy

FUCK BOOMERS

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Taking the rubbish out this evening, got a good whiff of bin-water, literally retched.

Is anything in the world worse than bin-water?

dont care

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>>78809234

>>78809220

are the servers awful today or is that just me

@78809234
gotten to

so tired

flat earth is real

not going to dignify any of that with a response

Why do so many British people vote conservative when the same politicians clearly don't have the interests of the majority in mind?

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>>78809279
been awful all week

the fuck is bin water

>>78809268
Yeah and when they die childless and there are no immigrants house prices will go down.

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>egyptians weren't bl-

>>78809322
mong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWcBtHdPSKk
best tune posted in this thread

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:D

>>78809322
trash dasani

what's the official private rs server of /brit/

>>78809322
water that collects at the bottom of your bin

>>78809319

been trying to runecraft and my autism is flaring

b'ys, cheer up

boomers have fucked this country up something royal, it has to be said.

>>78809262
no he didnt and neither did any other black cunt working in there. They were all lazy as fuck

>>78809346
world 83

>Ed Balls

the child in me just can't help but giggle every time I hear that name

boomers aren't the problem
capitalism is

>>78809358
wish they'd all go boom tbqh m8 haha

>>78809330
are syrians white

>>78809369
Why would you hear it you're Irish?

>>78809343
good post

>>78809329
>boomers die childless

it's OUR generation that will die childless, no houses, no families

No families, no taxpayers

No taxpayers, no countries

simple as

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>three day weekend
>spent it alone
>done absolutely nothing so far

Defo wasting my life

if you never saw zezima in game then followed him around for a bit then what were you even doing

>>78809322
refuse liquid

>>78809355
what are you runecrafting

>>78809148
where does AJ+ (the youth-aimed branch of Al Jazeera) get their money? Oh right the Qatari state, the same state that financially supports Jihadi militants.

>>78809369
same m8.....Ed is a stupid fucking name

brakedancin while beatboxin tbqh ngl la

>>78809364
You really have no way of knowing. You're probably wrong.

need to lose weight quick what do

>>78809399
played runescape for ages and never saw him

>>78809402

nature runes x

going on a walk in a few hours. anyone want photos?

>>78809330
expected them to walk into a bar

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>WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE WERE OLDER

CHOON
https://youtu.be/ks_UUioc44k

>>78808741
bongeye

>>78809414
*breakdancin

>>78809393
this.

they lived a life of luxury that we are paying for right now

>>78809393
Good thing we have immigrants then.

When will Britain pay reparations for the djenocides all over the world?

>>78809427
Tapeworm

>>78809399

saw him once and panicked and messaged my cousin lol

>>78809393
After we have no country house prices will go down fast.

>>78809341
https://youtu.be/tVMPL56mdGg

was a proper heavy and i meanHEAVY sesh yesterday for fight night
then i take a valium and half a xanax to fall asleep

wake up at like 4 today
smoke spliff and eat a full 2mg xanax

passed out until literally now

actually in shock at how much of the day that has been totally wasted

>>78809427
sub a meal for a protein shake
do 100 pullups a day

>>78809484
shut up you fucking turkised shitskin

>>78809399
literally logged in right near me once

>>78809484
Never because we didn't commit genocide ever.

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got a pizza lads
chicken wing flavor

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>being alive

>>78809500
>tfw no thom and bjork best friends

>>78809532
>>>/global/rules/13

>>78809484
when we get compensated for abolishing slavery, inventing the modern era, and saving europe from napoleon and hitler

cheshire used to live in west london

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>>78809532
give us a slice x

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>>78808864

>>78809565
why do you think i'm the bradleyposter?

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>>78809562
>saving europe from napoleon
>saving

>>78809567
just realised morrissey has anime hair

>>78809369
I wish Yvette Cooper had taken his name.
Yvette Balls.

imagining what sex must feel like

>>78809594
t.Citizen Francois

Just saw the oneitis on tinder and swiped left, I'm so fucking pathetic

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>THE (singular) bradleyposter

>>78809565
FORT

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forgot i didn't have any hotdog bread so i used a baguette

>>78809444
yeah. interested to see what stroller you'll be using

>>78809562
hello lindybeige

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>>78809594
>thinking life would be better for anyone under a french emperor

>>78809605
It's as primal as one can get legally in this day and age. wud recommend

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>>78809613

>>78809620
ah yes, the world famous northern irish cuisine

Anyone experimented with using a spoofed GPS on tinder to change location??

>>78809518
>>78809522
>>78809562
Daily reminder that more than 2 million Indians died in WW2 because you didn't consider them human enough to give them food.Apologise and pay up
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bengal_famine_of_1943

>>78809620
>buttered as well

bradley spamming twat

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>the bradleyposter

>>78809484
we got vikanged where are our reparations

>>78809660
>Indians

Don't care.

>>78809557
retard
>>78809566
ok
*teleports you a slice*

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>THE (solo) bradleyposter

>>78809620
grim but relatable

>>78809620
they have tesco in slovakia?

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>>78809664
seething

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>>78809662
sif you don't
my tastebuds are in heaven

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>>78809589

>>78809620
fukcing state of your life

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just rediscovered this blu tac sculpture i made of gondola when i was bored in work one day :3

>>78809660
we were on rations ourselves

not even britain can be feeding the whole world at all times, especially when there's a war on

who the fuck is zezima

>>78809649
why the fuck would you want to waste time looking at and talking to women that aren't in your area?

>>78809660
pay debnts

>>78809620
i've had worse

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>>78809693
yeah

>>78809693
WOAH

ryan you singled celled moronic twat

>>78809693
radmids m8

>>78809704
why do you have large keys are you disabled

nothing wrong with food rationing
imo food should be rationed all the time. fatties out

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>>78809664

>>78809697
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>78809620
>tesco ketchup
would sooner off myself before my life got to this point

>>78809741
it's all starting to add up now

eating a bag of spar nachos haha

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>>78809704
cute

>"Everything in life is about sex, except sex which is about power"
Really hoping this isnt true

>>78809620
Grimothy James Byrne.

>>78809758
thought i had some heinz, turns out not

>>78809620
>no pickles or mustard or onions

pathetic

>>78809620
I thought you were having curry

Slovakia is a shithole
Literally thought I was in Soviet Russia when I got off the train in Bratislava

>not praying to zezima daily at the altar in lumbridge

>>78809741
no but someone who worked here before i started was and they claimed funding to buy him shit. also have a massive monitor and some sort of foot rest thing that he left.

>>78809789
It doesn't have to be if you are paying for it

>>78809670
>>78809683
>>78809705
Not the first time you do it.You've also let Irish "brothers" die from famine.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Famine_(Ireland)

currently expelling flatus through my anus

>>78809704
love making blu tac sculptures

>>78809843
>Irish

Who cares?

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>someone who worked here before i started

>>78809843
answer my question, where are our reparations for vikangz

>>78809808
can you tell i don't have an excellent aptitude for preparing cuisine

>>78809810
the world is ephemeral and ever-changing

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>>78809846
>>78809787
here's another one i made :3

>>78809843
negligence isn't genocide

fart porn is literally the patricians choice

>>78809620
how come your vpn works.

all mine got blocked :(

switched to tap dancin while singing an opera

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

>>78809843
>You've also let Irish "brothers" die from famine.
>You've
Oh shit, did I? Sorry Ireland. Was this last Friday? Because I blacked out for a good 8 hours but I think I'd remember causing a great famine hundreds of miles away. Cannot imagine the chain of events that I am personally responsible that would lead to such a catastrophe. I've pissed myself before, got into fights. Never messed up on this scale though. Hope there's no cctv of me doing it LOL.

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>>78809869
fuck off, if i was disabled do you think i'd have the fine motor skills required to construct such delicate, detailed sculptures as these

>>78809907
No

I'm having a heart attack

>>78809932
yes it is

>>78809915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccWrbGEFgI8

This ad made me buy an Xbox 360

weird in hindsight

Tries it

>>78809734
cant tell any of these crazy slav languages apart

did they always use the latin alphabet or just adopt it in the 20th century like the turks did? cause it doesn't translate at all

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watching the news about the flooding in texas lads
lots of water haha

best get them beers out of the freezer before I forget.

I came to claim my british boyfriend!

>>78809939
it's just gas in yer arse la

>>78809931
feisty one you are

>>78809939
Take some aspirin, quick

>>78809962
Are you female

>emile heskey played on the same pitch as dennis berkamp
neurons really firing right now

>>78809947
why did

>>78809866
Me
>>78809875
Ask the Nordic States
>>78809903
There was a whole moral story behind this negligence though,that Irish didn't deserve help etc.Reminder that Irish were literally compared to Africans back then.

>>78809957
has anyone died?

>>78809946
same

>>78809957
>>78809990

fuck off

>>78809939
call 999

>>78809978
Maybe

>>78809881
yeah, although I don't actually know if you guys have pickles over there

>>78809981
never for the same team
not sure what your point is

>>78810014
Liar.

anyone remember the pickle rick meme?

dont care

>>78809946
old xbox ads were pretty good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0VOM7e5Hug

>>78810014
ayy bby, have the brit bf 2.0

* unzips*

>>78809990
i'm not sure
probably

>>78810018
P-pickle rickle ROLF XD

can't laugh at this flood in the usa because i have family in texas and i think they might be near rockport

>>78809985
It wasn't irish, it was celtic. The constant ignorance of the potato famines affect on my people of the highlands is digraceful. Luckily my people weren't dumb enough to only farm one type of crop and not accept aid from people who didn't go to the same type of church as them.

eyes closing cos im so tired

bank holiday with me girlies x
*posts pic with my face cakes with makeup and my chebs hanging out*

>>78809717
There wouldn't be any talking I just want to see how many matches I'd get

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found some drawings of tim i did as well

>>78810026
Ritsuko akagi, the truth is

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>Do you like my outfit, daddy?

trying to find this fucking advert i remember seeing as a kid for a 90s games console. where some kid is playing it and turns into a cyborg and its all a bit dark and weird. has to be either sega or nintendo right? no other company was really operating at time.

cant find shit though. really annoying.

>>78810061
*wanks to your pics trying not to accidentally like them*

>>78810033
PICKLE RICKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>78810028
:3

>>78810070
Can't speak on behalf of anyone but myself. And I'm not personally responsible. So fuck off.

>>78810085
>not downloading them

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wish the meme about Finns being asians with blonde hair was true

would move there in a second

>>78810069
you are Mark Corrigan himself

>>78810111
really would piss myself if all the fb logs of these downloads were leaked

>>78810041


HYAAA the dish of the day has finally arrived!

*swallows*

>>78810111
im not a pervert

i quit games and pornography

its been about 2 weeks and i feel strange confidence and a contentedness in my stomach

and im fucking bored all the time

>>78810083
can't wait to have a slag daughter so i can force myself upon her

>>78810111
it tells you when someone has downloaded your pic off Facebook you fucking dunce

>>78810084
could have been a Sinclaire

>>78809946
jes crist, word "have' has so many values.

>>78809927
>Oh shit, did I? So
Apologise then
As they say "The sins of the fathers pester the sons"

ain't it ironic how liberals have become the new fascists

>>78810133
here, you gave me little too many ...
:P :p :p :p :P :p :p

>>78810131
>>78810154
>opens the image in a new tab
>surreptitiously saves it

>>78810111
cos i dont want them to know you dunce

>>78810155
dont think its that. wish i could find it.

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>>78810154
>it tells you when someone has downloaded your pic off Facebook you fucking dunce
really?

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>I've driven on the same public road as the manager of the local tesco whose picture and name is on the noticeboard beside the customer service desk when you walk in

thinking bout going to a dermatologist about my acne scars. can't do any harm. they're not so severe so maybe a lot of difference could be made

>>78810196
Apple tried to market a console in the 90s too can't remember if it came out in the U.K. though

mosquito just flew past my ear ahhhh

>>78810199
how tf can you not know that
absolutely fucking SCREECHING

>>78810199
do you not think people would just download them instead then rather than playing with fire and wanking to them on fb

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>Gears of War came out a decade ago

>>78810200
>you've driven on the same road as kevin boyle
>kevin's tyres have been where your tyres have been

>>78808757
>>78808757
>>78808757

move

>>78810200
so fucking what I drive up and down the road McLaren use to test drive their cars on my way to work every day

>>78810083
how do you look at your young, fresh and slaggy daughter and not want to fuck them? must be uber denial

>>78810171
If I'm part of collective guilt for something a small number of British people did hundreds of years ago, then logically I must also be responsible for everything great achieved by Britain, including the abolition of slavery, the discovery of Newtonian physics, the harnessing of electricity etc.

I fancy the benefits that Britain has given the world massively outweigh the crimes, so I should be expecting thanks and compensation. Except collective responsibility is daft, so you you can whistle for your apology which for some bizarre reason you, a Greek, feel entitled to collect on behalf of the people of Ireland. Silly sod.

>>78810200
>tfw drunk a beer in the same beer hall as Adolf Hitler

>>78810261
in western culture sex got too much attention.

>>78810311
No, you are wrong. Good behavior is not rewarded.

lmao @ you're life

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>Ukraine