You wake up in an Argentinian slum What do?

>>78807142
My melanated black skin starts shedding then I turn into a WH*TE

Thank god I'm white now

>>78807142
I'll find a hot girl and show her World

I presume I'd be some kind of curiosity to the locals, being that I don't resemble them, nor speak their language, maybe I'd become their chief

All those houses have at least some wood in them.
I think it would be a good idea to put some of them on fire. It would spread wildly. On the next day, all those slum subhumans would have turned into ashes and Argentina's GDP per capita increased by 0.1%.

>>78807142
Man it's fucking ugly
And brazil complains about theirs

>>78807237
>Black man take over Argentina
Sounds about right...

>>78807142
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