British cuisine ed.
maisie
third in my fantasy football league now lads
anime
good lad that janny
are bea
much better
*works for minimum wage*
*has 2 children*
*lives in poverty*
FUCKING TORIES
>>78805538
How much is a munchie box?
>>78805613
cant see aoba tits
>>78805622
best royal
poo is a social construct.
Discuss.
>>78805595
I'll share pomade recs if you tell me about your hair
im disabled
>that moment when you're about to spaff in a lass doggystyle
>c-communism is great, look at China!
>had literally no prosperity until they adopted elements of free market capitalism
Absolute state of lefty brainlets
>>78805640
no nudity in the workplace
'what are your thoughts on paki birds' they ask me
well..
>>78805628
boomers could literally buy a house and raise a family on 1 salary
the thought of that is just laughable nowadays, and WE'RE the problem? Should slap you upside the head
>>78805538
not even fat but could easily make a serious dent into that meal
>>78805607
>>78805673
>then you wake up
>>78805664
reply to my pic
>>78805673
FONT
The ABSOLUTE STATE of Spain lads
slags
>>78805664
i'll share my fist with your face if you reply to me again
>>78805699
you mean the one you post 600 times a day?
>>78805675
>reee leftypol won't stop talking about china!
rorke you're so tsundere
>>78805663
Until my willy fell off
>>78805704
wonder how little you must eat to get a waistline like that
>>78805703
heh, nothing personnel, monarchists
>>78805703
what exactly is the "JUST" in this picture
>>78805727
had a dream that happened once
had to carry it around asking people for help until I woke up
>>78805628
psh... nothing personnel kid
>>78805663
crikey, could do with a perfect tits gf
>>78805722
Not an argument
>>78805721
no this picture
>>78805673
>when you cum in a woman's bumhole
>>78805760
The blacks and muslims obviously
the waifu
that kiera knightly advert has been on the telly for yonks
>season 3 of narcos coming soon
i am STOKED
>>78805760
catalunyun flags
>>78805766
ah yes, house growth slowing down as population increases.
>>78805718
you are shit lamo
>>78805766
>tfw we were building 300,000 a year when our population was stagnant or even falling
>tfw now building 100,000 a year with a booming population
>>78805686
>>78805766
it SHOULD be possible, but the reality is that it isn't right now
just found out that when you come in a woman it dribbles out
thought her fanny just absorbed it all
>>78805814
Tfw 1
>>78805814
>tfw 0
elo
>>78805818
v nice
>>78805824
the one where she's on the moped in italy or whatever?
any swansea lad around?
>when all the lads pass their NVQ Plumbing
>>78805882
mr blue sky
>>78805894
yeh
>>78803487 Sauce please ?
>>78805892
yeah that one, over 6 years it's been on
>>78805892
>>78805842
yeah lad thats why women "go clean up" after you've fucked without a condom
>>78805948
Oooo
>>78805953
oh right yeah haha always wondered why they do that haha
fave romcom?
>>78805964
Haha look at that pupper :3
>>78805978
half blood prince
>>78805842
Nah it doesn't. Only if you pull out halfway like they do in porn so it drips out.
Noticed one of the girls I was shagging for a while didn't used to clean my cum out after we shagged, and I asked what happens to it and she said I don't know, I assume it just gets absorbed. Most of the girls I've shagged go and clean up straight after though (wash out their fanny somehow)
>>78805814
1 reporting
>cumming in a fanny
if you've done this you need to leave, not even joking
>>78805978
annie hall
>>78806008
two different fannies
>>78806008
Feels good man
starting to hit 40+ likes on the 'gram
>>78805896
>when they earn more money than you 10 years later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avBjwXRpwLQ
>>78805994
you're just not coming a lot. either you're jacking off the same day or you have low t
Just completed my NVQ Level 1 In bricklaying lads, I'm well chuffed.
>>78805978
does American Pie count
imagine what it must feel like cumming inside this girl
>>78805994
t. loadlet
>>78805978
straight-up kino
>>78805777
heavenly trips
>>78805829
>brave Catalonia waves their separatist flag in pride and protest
>meanwhile the Puerto Rican flag is only seen in muh heritage parades in NY
>>78805825
couldn't watch more than 2 minutes of that meme show
just did a fat line of H2O
>>78805760
fuck off shitskin
>>78806047
>NVQ Level 1
amgry
>>78806095
reeee copper?
>>78806068
catalonians are bunch of privileged white cretins cosplaying as oppressed colonials
>>78805978
Kingdom of Heaven
>>78806047
>Level 1 brick laying
the absolute state of you
>>78806007
looks like fucking paradise to me.
>ywn relaxed country lifestyle with pets
>>78806047
proud of you lad
>>78805978
My Lovely Kim Sam Soon no contest
>>78806045
>>78806066
I have high t and big loads (probably because I supplement zinc). I have a relatively long knob and love to cum as deep as possible. I suppose after a while it does start to leak out a bit.
>>78805810
you don't honestly think there are major European cities still that don't have some level of african/muslim population?
have heard from poles and even yugos on here that the big cities there have an increasing number of mudshark single mothers whizzing around with mix-race kids
>>78806053
... just completed my BTEC HND in brick shithousery sunshine ...
I don't feel very well
>>78805978
Antichrist
>>78806008
its the new trendy thing!
>DDC at A level
not dumb, actually really smart, just not pushed hard enough, simple as really
http://www.strawpoll.me/13802671
>>78806149
I will find out about your hair
>>78806007
*kicks the dog*
*cooks the chickens*
*cuddles the cat*
ah, much better
>>78805978
Damned United
>>78806053
Probably the same as any other girl
>>78806047
well done la xxx
business idea: move into the city and market myself as a programming and computer science tutor for rich parents' kids. $20/h
>>78806007
What are they looking at??
I will not rest until we have driven the yank disease out of /brit/
>>78806210
me doing a poo
enjoying a bit of fashwave music
>cock felt like it was going to explode when i used to come up my black exes ass
>>78806178
rasheed
>>78806256
whom are you quoting
>>78806241
how's that going for you
>>78806241
I'm here to talk about the footy
Feeling quite low
Please suggest some REALLY comfy kino xxx
Brother was smoking weed since he was 11
Slowsd down by the age of 19
Worried about his mental health.
Hes a perfect normie in public but he gets weird when hes extremely drunk or on certain days (whilst hes with family).
:(
>>78806203
business idea : do that but still live in abstract poverty because of astronomical property prices
>whom
>>78806203
Are you going to fuck the cute ones
>>78806178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJa0yt40zcY
>>78806284
did you see the arsenal game today
>>78806241
Canucks are cool tho right?
wenger out
POO POO WILLY BUM POO
WANK WILLY FANNY POOOOOOO!!
aha sorry lads just had some sugar
>>78806007
chickens supposedly are very practical to have if you have a large garden cause they'll eat fucking anything and cause little or no mess
travellers always have a load of them wandering about their halting sites
>>whom
>>78806256
So that's what contracting gonorrhea feels like
have never had a good orgasm inside another person's body
>>78806203
Reporting you and your pedophile scheme to the authorities
whom
what does it feel like to put your penis in a vagina
>>78806312
Yes..
watching berserk (1997 kind not clang kind)
>>78806309
would depend on their age, the age of consent in the state, and if they're hitting on me
>>78806342
Same
Had one whilst havimg someone inaide my body tho
>>78806162
whom'dst've
whom'st are you all writing about
>>78806359
not sure, sorry.
>>78806359
Breddy good.
>>78806359
About the same as a fleshlight
>>78806359
like a bag of sand
a penis
a penis
the greatest gift
that i possess
i thank the lord
that i've been blessed
with more than my share of a penis
>>78806288
hahaha dude it's just weed lol lmfao didn't you know it cures all diseases within like 24hours this is what the big pharma don't want you to know so they suppress it like legalise that shit nigga lmfao nowt wrong with it ahaha x
>>78806368
good lad.
>I’m a left-wing white guy. And a Jew. Since Charlottesville, I’ve noticed some strange changes in myself.
>At work, I’ve spaced out for 20 minutes at a time during meetings, daydreaming about committing violence, always righteously, in overly dramatic, obnoxiously heroic ways, with a very troubling overtone of white saviorism. In addition to saving the girls from a male predator with my brute strength and righteous rage, I’ve had another recurring fantasy of saving the passengers on a plane hijacked by “911-esque” terrorists. I tackle an armed hijacker, turn his gun on him, immediately inspire the other passengers to team up to distract the terrorists, and then deftly fire bullets into all three terrorists’ heads. Dark blood drips down their noses from the wounds on their foreheads. If the meeting is particularly boring, I’ll concoct permutations, new endings. Because it just feels so damn good. Like the dopamine rush of a sex fantasy.
http://www.salon.com/2017/08/26/my-liberal-white-male-rage-what-should-i-do-about-it/
>>78806067
god i want to bang amelie
>>78806416
who are you quoting
that's the problem with arsenal they always try and walk it into the net
>>78806008
would've killed myself if I hadn't done it by now 2bh
>>78806287
The Taste of Tea, Chie the Brat, The Terrorizers, Modern Times
>>78806359
dont know, wasnt able to fit
big willy problems haha
>unironically used to speak like an autist saying "whom" and other olde english words because I thought it made me sound classy and smart
duuuuuude pass the zoot man
>>78806416
a prisoner in his own mind. pathetic
Me and the family laughing at a yank lady caught up in the hurricane talking about how she prayed.
>>78806416
>liberal
not really keen on putting my penis into some sopping gap of wet flesh think ill pass
>>78806458
literally who are you quoting? nobody in this thread has said that quote
quite upsetting to think that, somewhere in the world, a baby is being raped right now
>>78806462
Here you go brah
>olde
>>78806458
who are you quoting?
LADS
The Kuomintang
>Me and the family laughing at a yank lady caught up in the hurricane talking about how she prayed.
>>78806450
Teapot?
love this stuff
https://thecharnelhouse.org/2013/03/01/soviet-antireligious-propaganda/
>>78806485
I dunno about a baby, but someone yeah.
>>78806485
yeah I bet it upsets you thinking about that
>>78806458
did a big intake of air at this post desu
>>78806481
>I dont understand greentext
>>78806404
how does it feel like to put your penis inside a fleshlight
>>78806416
>I'm a left-wing guy
>>78806487
this was ribena's '''attempt''' wasn't it?
>>78806502
wrong flag
Digimon
need more spiritually intact traditionalists in here
http://www.strawpoll.me/13802671/
78806542
don't reply to me leftyspic
its a game of two halves
browsing 2meirl4meirl
Currently watching: My 600lb Life
hate yanks
thick as pig shite they are
>>78806512
Nah but go watch the BBC news, you'll see her. It's really actually quite funny.
>>78806558
Excuse me but china is property of the KMT
Had my bath. Almost fully dressed now lads. Soon, I'll be on my way to Sainsbury's, and returning with all kinds of goodies. Beers. Snacks. All sorts. Just hope I don't get too anxious around the swarms of normies who will no doubt be laughing at my virgin walk.
>>78806577
must be good to see your mum on telly
>>78806556
Yea, double skins and he didn't use a grinder for his bud
>>78806540
who are you quoting?
>>78806581
at least pig shite can be used as fertiliser
>>78806597
pics
is there anything funnier than americans getting pummeled by natural disasters?
Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
i liek chocolate milk
>>78806619
yes
>>78806542
About the same as a vagina
>>78806604
My mum isn't an obese black woman
>>78806626
shut up beaner
BEETTTOOOOOO
>>78806604
NAWSTY
Its acceptable, it is not normal, normal is the norm, it is not the norm to be transgender, in todays world it is acceptable and there is no issue with it, but to say it is normal isnt the truth
>>78806606
you can do it without a grinder tbf, it just takes ages
that zoot is absolutely tragic though, I'm appalling at rolling and mine look infinitely better
girls do NOT belong in the gaming community
>>78806619
Yes, but not too much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmmxQEezmsw
the fat lonely mexican teen is here
won't rest until Blair is in gaol
>>78806653
>gif
fuck off
the virgin walk meme unironically improved my walking posture and fixed my chronic lower back pain
>Beto, Digimon and Kamen all show up at the same time
Hmmmmm......
would rather have beto and haitoANO than rorke tbqh
>the gaming community
>>78806688
ok
I have a bar of chocolate and a bottle of milk
how do I make chocolate milk
>>78806596
they wouldn't use the maoist flag
i am being held hostage by the gaming community
>>78806597
it's Sunday, the supermarkets are closed
>>78806694
beto is the only decent one. the others can fuck off
>>78806653
are you a jap or an english teacher?
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1479/75/1479753059709.jpg how does this make you feel?
>>78806664
fuck normality
>>78806664
You're confusing "normal" with "typical".
Normal has an implied value judgement.
>>78806597
I did the samw and went to Waitrose. Didn't get many goodies though. Bottle of wine, litre of blue duchy milk, mushrooms and gnocchi.
There was a group of Australian chinks in there.
>>78806718
24hr Sainsbury's mate.
sargons always complaining about being hungover whenever I watch his videos. stupid fuck needs to sort out his alcoholism
tell that girl £17.50
>>78806679
thought beto was in his mid thirties or something
ummmmmm sweaty............... no
>>78806745
Sunday trading laws, stil lclosed
>>78806682
>gaol
love this spelling, wish it would come back
remember that bit in the it crowd where douglas rapes roy and moss
>>78806721
>people I disagree with can fuck off
agreed
>>78806752
not mentally
>>78806759
different laws for convenience stores
>>78806734
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? EH?
Joking aside, that sounds lovely.
>>78806757
Mao was a fucking idiot who ruined his country
>>78806665
As far as I know it was his first attempt and it's better than mine haha
Looked like pic but I didn't supplement with bacci like you gay Euros (Jk)
>>78806759
You think I don't know my own Sainsbury's?
hate how the virgin walk meme's been morphed so much
it used to be a very concise meme where you'd take ordinary things that everyone can vaguely relate to, or people with anxiety can especially relate to
it worked because it plays off of people insecurities and stuff
but now it's just
ehhh
the whole chad part is completely unnecessary and is stealing the spotlight of the original joke far too much
now it's just virgin = normal stuff, and chad = silly over the top stuff
it's wrong
>Mao was a fucking idiot who ruined his country
>>78806781
he probably just has autism. he's been posting the exact same things for over a year now.
>>78806808
what the fuck is that
>>78806597
You cant buy alcohol past a certain time
SHOT YOURSELVES WORTHLESS SUBHUMANS
digimon is angry
she is absolutely stunning
>>78806795
you can't ruin something that is already destroyed
moderate Muslims aren't real Muslims. As Islam has a policy of abrogation, meaning later revelations can supersede earlier ones, this means that all of Muhammed's earlier peaceful revelations in the Quran (when Muslims were weak) are superseded by his later violent war-like revelations (when Muslims gained military strength).
This means Salafists are the only true Muslims.
>>78806795
brainlet.
Mao was a fucking idiot, but China was ruined long before him. I mean Jesus Christ we drugged the retards into giving us Hong Kong.
Japan, fucking JAPAN blew them the fuck out.
I need you to lose 300lb by tomorrow
imagine being such a no life loser that you live in england and post quotes by chinese politicians about american politics
>>78806832
do one of your funny posts
>>78806674
Floyd can't even read so he's part of Trump's core demographic
>>78806828
A joint bruh
Who else here was such a dysfunctional social reject that it wasn't until the age of 16-17 that they became aware that shops are closed on Sundays?
Also /r/ing spastic wojak and pepes
>>78806830
I can buy it when I want from Sainsbury's. There's a 24hr big Tesco in town as well, same.
>>78806818
happens to every popular meme mate.
Examples:
>pepe
>bane
>fedora
all were once very concise but autists got their hands on them and turned them to shit.
>imagine being such a no life loser that you live in england and post quotes by chinese politicians about american politics
>>78806792
The choice is between Sainsbury's and Waitrose, both 5 mim walk from me. But the Sainsbury's is right by a tube station and always full of normies and homeless people outside so I ignore it. It's also smaller than thw Waitrose.
I'll fry the gnocchi in butter, with garlic and the mushrooms and then top with parmesan. One of my go to quick dishes.
>>78806851
I'm not cutting me nob off
>>78806706
fucking bitch
>>78806773
yeah remember when richmond hanged himself
>/r/ing
>>78806860
he's also a winner, so he fits right in
remember how fucking shit the last series of the IT crowd was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBOT0Tqpbag
FWARKIN HEWL FAMM
>>78806808
I did have a pic of my first joint and it superficially looked fine, smoked awfully though
I do make very aesthetic MD bombs though
half life 2 episode 3
>>78806895
I love frying mushroom in garlic. Onions and rosemary in there as well. The smell is amazing.
maillard reaction is best reaction.
>>78806311
Ahhh yes disgusting obscenity... wonder what religion this creature could be
*wikipedia*
Ahhh yes of course... of course
>>78806894
radcen here
BOARDS! REPORT IN
>I watch TV
>I love breaking bad and game of thrones
>>78806945
>MD bombs
Wat is?
>>78806942
best aftv lad, spot on in this video
http://www.strawpoll.me/13802833
eating a hoagie
You are all losers
>>78806988
mdma in a rolling paper
the man who passes the sentence should swing the sword
>>78806995
brain isn't big enough to know what that is
>>78806988
when you wrap crystal MDMA in a rizla
they look like those things you throw on the ground that pop
>>78806995
Did you see the Puerto lad get beat by a shot to the back of the head last night?
>>78806953
Onions fried in butter is one of my favourite smells. And then deglaze the pan with wine. Really nice
>>78806962
/tg/ reporting
wonder if claude will kill himself this season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz2BzZFzrFE
>>78807025
its a product for constipation
it'll make me shit liquid for hours
>>78807028
no
>>78807019
As a Magistrate, I disagree
>>78807014
>>78807027
Sounds scary
>>78806928
it had a couple of good parts in the countdown and shoplifting episodes. remember the shit final episode with the Anonymous guys
>>78807028
he was already dead and tried to play off that hit like a faggot
>>78807054
dude just spread your cheeks
>>78807034
Never deglazed a pan before. Now I'm looking into it, I'll definitely have to try this.
>>78807059
>Sounds fuckin bangin lad
fixed
>>78807055
Did I ever tell you about the time I did my work experience in the local magistrate's court? Funny story.
>As a Magistrate, I disagree
>>78807072
No way he took the body shot like a champ then he got low blowed while ducking and pushed after that
>>78807079
shit too hard la I'm dropping rocks down here
>>78807118
the hit to the back of the head was fucking nothing. it was like a tap compared to the body shot. he fell down like a faggot then got pushed
>>78806945
>I do make very aesthetic MD bombs though
its literally just a skin with some md in it lol
>>78807116
I wish I got to wear a wig and convict murderers shit, but I spend my days in a suit listening to black folks' representatives explain why him robbing people doesn't make him guilty.
>>78807059
you don't smoke it you swallow it. in the US we just use caps.
>>78806928
>>78807066
The whole show was hit or miss. I went through the entire series listing good and bad episodes for someone on /tv/ and it wasn't hard to categorise any of them. It was about 50/50 good vs bad. It had some excellent moments (mostly thanks to Morris, Berry, and Ayoade), occasionally on par with Father Ted, but Ted was way more consistent.
>>78805685
Who is that?
>>78807191
When why wrap it in a skin?