/brit/

>>78803487
single linkers should be shot

Kino

http://www.xvideos.com/video29717885/lana_rhoades_thanks_for_the_dinner

any other pregnant lasses in?

KERO
KERO
BONITO

single linking cunt

>unironically
the brainlet filler word

>>78803551
again?

>>78803515
Really made me think

donald H (hitler) Trump is NOT my presindent !

>>78803551
>>78803581
shoo

>>78803528
No but I put a bun in your sister's oven

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david ickes been dropping the red pills recently

how do I stop worrying about things

>>78803619
cheeky 'cide

lampshading? more like bull prepping

>>78803619
bee yousef

>>78803545
yet another good post

>>78803528
https://www.reddit.com/r/PreggoPorn/

>>78803599
you should be grateful for me upholding some standards, fucking whore

Thoughts on Oasis?

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*blocks your path*

>>78803540
serious glute med deficiency

>>78803672
good drink

>>78803672
they're poo and shit really

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj0Z1scOmRM

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>yanks

gf caught me off-guard last night
>go get drink
>walk back into room
>empty
>turn around to check elsewhere
>shes there naked behind the door

>>78803725
kinnell

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anime

>>78803756
haha yeah love it when the gf does that

>>78803756
dinnae care

having some sharp cheddar cheese with me coffee, HIGHLY RECOMMENDED tbqh ngl ymmv!

>>78803783
THERE IT IS
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR A LONG TIME

>>78803725
Fuck that's depressing. Glad my dad died before he got old like he wanted.

>>78803799
>1% shia
bloody kuffars

love infographics me

born in bradford
made in the Royal Navy

>>78803783
>>78803807
I still have no fucking clue what the bottom right purple corner is supposed to represent. Capitalism?

>>78803661
not really. if you want to call it lampshading you have to look at why the scene was like that and what the intent was in the first place. simply having a character comment on something the audience mind find odd isn't lampshading you mong. context is important.

>>78803840
newfag
how long have you been browsing the web?

Day 17 of PEP following bareback sex with a Brazilian shemale with a 24cm cock

and after aaaaaaaall

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why do people do this?

>>78803865
Im not into politics you reddit cunt

>>78803870
lmao

>>78803850
FUCK I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS HAD A PENIS IN IT DON'T BAN ME

>>78803900
foy

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A heart that's full up like a landfill
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal
You look so tired, unhappy
Bring down the government
They don't, they don't speak for us
I'll take a quiet life
A handshake of carbon monoxide

With no alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
Silent, silent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kz6hNDlEEg

This is PEAK Hayley Williams. Ultimate qt gf

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wish I knew youu when I was young
We coulda got sooo high
Now we're here, it's been so loong
Twooo strangers in the bright liiights

>>78803850
is that his todger?

>>78803844
Listen here you dumb fucking yank twat (FOY)
in the past of doctor who, there's been a lot of vaguely historical episodes set in the past that make use of some black actors (which is due to bbc quotas)
some people have pointed this out in the past and complained about it
HENCE
in the latest series (season for you yanks) of dr who, they made a specific reference to this sort of thing
it is lampshading in the grand scheme of things
you are the one who does not understand the context
you are the mong

/brit/ is the new punk

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poost more slags

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miss me yet?

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Britain's only hope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMQjcolQiAE

you keep me running round and round

>>78803099
hmmm yes thats fairly close what is this persons name

i'll marry a british qt

Lads there's a stray (kind) cat that my neighbour feeds every now and then. I assume someone must have abandoned it

What happens if I report it as stray? Do they come and kill it? dont wnat that to happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1Gtb6pc8xE

leftypol is the new counter culture

>>78804011
name

are there many neets in /brit/?

>>78804043
howdy

Anyone see all these """anti racist""" rallies in the us? Ironically then they go and spout anti white shit lmao

>>78804010
thats NOT a person u spacker

>>78804036
Sarah Culhoone.

>>78804043
finished uni two months ago so yeah i guess x

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>>78803840
Libertarianism, generally.

>>78803943
hmm shan't be reading a single iota of that college essay

Post videos of Northerners verbally abusing TV License enforcers

>>78804043
less than other generals
neets belong in /britfeel/

>>78804054
elo

>>78804020
im not saying you personally find cats sexy but if you were forced to describe it in those terms would you say that "yes it is a sexy cat" or "no it is not a sexy cat"

>>78804060
as the saying goes, anti-racist is code for anti-white

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>>78804036
imogen poots

>>78804010
prefer not to say

>>78804060
BASED

>>78804081
why didnt you have a job lined up?

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>>78804074
cute

>>78804011
say it with me: BASIC THOT

What are the jobs that generate the most butthurt? Traffic police?

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any leftypol man in

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Fuck me
It is hotter than shit today lads

>>78804115
what the heck
no
what is the name of the person

>>78804123
because he spent too much time in his room posting here

>>78804123
never had a job and never had a clue what i wanted to do
tried applied for a few and got rejected, might just do volunteering or something
p sure i'm fucked though

>>78804060
yea a bunch of them came here from out of state and got run over lmao

Hi Poleaboo

Thank you for taking part in the assessment earlier this week

I just wanted to get in touch to let you know that there will be a delay in a decision being made on the next steps of our recruitment process.

We expect to have a decision after the bank holiday weekend.

Kind regards

>>78804162
what temp

>>78804082
the left can't meme

>>78804088
I AM REVOKING YOU-UH IM-PLIED RIGHT OHV AC-SESS TO THIS PRO-PER-TY

>>78804186
28C

somehow inhaled some spices when in the kitchen earlier this evening and had an hour long attack of extraordinarily intense sternutation as a result

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM7MFYoylVs

the 'lty 'sure

>>78804204
>young adults are encouraged to take on debt to attend this

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>really need a haircut, it's getting to the point I can feel people laughing at me when I go outside
>too beta to go to a barbershop
>too socially awkward to go to a salon

Where do spergs get their hair cut? Inb4 parents, I'm living on my own.

>>78804204
e) not gay

somehow insufflated some research chemicals last night and had a 6 hour long attack of extraordinarily intense hallucination as a result

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http://uk.businessinsider.com/unemployment-in-the-uk-is-now-so-low-its-in-danger-of-exposing-the-lie-used-to-create-the-numbers-2017-7
>In reality, about 21.5% of all working-age people (defined as ages 16 to 64) are without jobs, or 8.83 million people, according to the Office for National Statistics.

any game of thrones lads in?

>>78804163
myoukou (kantai collection)

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Hmmmm. He's got that right

been raking the (you)'s in today on /sp/

>>78804020
>>78804105
reply please.

>>78804162
need a cat who doesn't mind his tummy rubbed :3

>>78804272
No fat chicks

Do it yourself

>>78804321
loved your posts x

>>78804319
not really

>ooh look this person has brown skin and blue eyes? Isn't this person truly beautiful?
STOP THIS MEME

>umm yeah bro you just have to have a job lined up bro
>it's all about your career and stuff yeah

fuck off

>>78804272
wow and i thought i was autistic

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>>78804319

>>78804357
it's not a meme, it's propaganda

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i would

>>78804227
In the summer I frequently work in attics for extended amounts of time with temps around 50°C

reading PJW's twitter

let that sink in

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>>78804293
alri

>>78804272
get over yourself you dumb twat

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>>78804303
most interesting

>>78804358
bitter?

>>78804350
thanks hun xo :)

honestly considering putting my hair up in a manbun are they still exclusively the hairstyle of arseholes though?

it looks good when i do it i think but don't want people to think i'm an arsehole when i'm not

>>78803719
post pics then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQdDnbXXn20

old boys

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this image triggers rorke

>>78804358
honestly wouldn't mind working if someone just gave me a fucking job
looking for work is mind numbing
wish the government would just give you a job

>>78804293
boooooar haha

perhaps we wouldn't need borders if people could agree not to harm one another in service of their imaginary friends

>holodomor
this triggers leftypol

>>78804429
was in the boozer today and saw someone sporting the 'man bun'
needless to say he was laughed at

>>78804421
nah I just don't like it when people say career because it's a dumb yank words and it also has bizarre implications that you should be doing the same thing for all your life (quite a daunting prospect)

>>78804429
Yes they are. Nobody who has a manbun is sound, or I'm fact, a man.

>>78804429
they've gone out of style a bit
i had long hair for a while and never put it in a bun, never got the appeal, looks daft imo

>>78804379
Is he literally retarded? Alphabetical order depends on the spelling, not the pronunciation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSEQZ8reJA4

tune

>>78804479
>>78804491
>>78804495
ahh oh well. what about wearing a hairband?

business idea: jobs
people come into your work, they fill out some details with some nice and friendly staff, and then you assign them a job based on their merits and psychological profile

miss those kissing games you would play with your mates pretending one was the girl

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>>78804476
why would i get triggered over something that never happened?

>>78804507
>the English in charge of the English language...

>>78804272
buy a cheap electric hair clipper and cut it yourself anon

>>78804511
youre mentally ill

>>78804319
ah yes lets just abolish all nations and borders tomorrow because fuck borders n shiet. this man is smart enough to realize this isn't plausible im sure.

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>21:24

>>78804532
hmmm
would remind me of david beckham when he was younger but could look ok i guess

probably a shit cat anyway fuck off then not interested

would not actually like a woman to assault my testicles, but the thought of it turns me on

>>78804429
i think its one of those styles that repulse men because women like it

>>78804532
You want to get heemed by a strong lad like me?

these days if you say you're english they throw you in jail

white genocide isnt happening, but im gonna be glad when there are no whites left and its done not happening

>>78804291
does not surprise me in the slightest. a lot of people i went to uni still dont have jobs or proper ones

i'm english

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>>78804587
Left knows what's up

>bachelor/hen parties
literally for saveges

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y75DAFB-b1U
can't stop listening to kaytranada
pure audio kino

>>78804600
alri me

>>78804587
christ, I would love to ravish each and every one of them

>>78804582
was thinking more like luis garcia desu that's who i used to pretend i was when i was younger

>>78804319
>had to use a Key to visit members of my own species across the artificially conceived walls of my house

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>these days if you say you're english they throw you in jail

>>78804670
https://soundcloud.com/kaytranada/danny-brown-lie4-kaytradamus

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A German punk youth in East Berlin, 1984.

Should've been a soldier lads

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>i'm english

Business idea: Medieval themes pub & brothel franchise complete with REAL whores

>>78804664
Literally all the sexual attention I've ever received was from drunk middle-aged women on hen parties. We need more of them desu.

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>At least five dead in floods in Houston, Texas

>>78804747
>Literally all the sexual attention I've ever received was from drunk middle-aged women on hen parties
Did you even shag them at all?

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>have to work Bank Holiday Monday
>toil tomorrow

http://www.mustangranchbrothel.com/pleasure_menu.php?sid=244568d307455de715e45c10c377bdec
WEW lads

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A "hooligan" in East Berlin, 1987

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>tfw you have to break through a lock mechanism to acquire items and goods from another member of your species for free
Wtf??

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Lads, why are legs so attractive?

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>>78804678
you want your balls to be crushed into tiny little things so your masculinity is taken from you and you revert into a little boy so you can have the comforts of a sweet mother again

>>78804692
He is built like a brick shithouse

Listening to old Jonathan Coulton songs xxx

>>78804713
don't like danny brown

>>78804692
>The English are literally inbred
WTF WHERE'S HIS PINKY

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>everything isn't free

women get to like 24, then they're just past the point of no return and I find them repulsive
want my gf to remain 19 forever
probably bin her off when she hits 20

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Members of the paramilitary Betriebskampfgruppen group march in East Berlin, 1974

>>78804818
https://soundcloud.com/kaytranada/atm-jam-featuring-pharrell

>>78804792
feet are better desu

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why is she so good lads?

>>78804532
the man bun is bad enough
why would you want to make yourself look more of a cunt than you already are

>>78804885
not a cunt

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A Free German Youth Organization band plays in front of a statue of Vladimir Lenin in East Berlin, 1974.

>coworker asks about weekend plans
>don't have any so make something up
>when they ask how x was on Monday say it was great and give fake details
Any other sadcunts do this?

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Three young crusaders share a cheer shortly before battle, 1156 (colourised).

>>78804827
Tucked under his other fingers you silly billy

Honestly man bun and hairband lads are cunts but the trendy long top and shaved sides is just as bad.

>>78804893
dibs on the bitch on the left

>>78804921
sometimes order food for two when getting takeaways on saturday night so the delivery guy doesn't think i'm a massive loner

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>feet are better desu

>>78804909
debatable

>>78804921
just be honest?
most people have boring uninteresting lonely lives, you'll relate more to people if you're honest

>>78804939
That's not how pinkys work

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>mum left biscuits in my room
>annoyed when I ate them all

>>78804921
Nah I just say "no" and then they say "just chilling out?" And I say yes without changing my facial expression lmao

Freedom is an illusion. It's all pointless

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>>78804773
When I say sexual attention, I mean a bunch of women groped me in the street and laughed about it while I looked at the floor.

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The 16th queen's lancers put to flight an army of Wogs in the North of India

>>78804968
you don't even know me

>>78805006
No fat chicks

>>78805014
odds on you're a cunt

>>78804988
Well he did it

tfw 10/10 body and face but 0/10 social skills

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>start watching new Netflix show 'the mist'
>Within 5 mins there's a boy wearing makeup talking about black oppression and white male privilege

Haha love modern tv

why are british women so perfect

>>78804921
pretty much all the time

>you up to much this weekend anon?
>just having a lazy one haha

Every. Fucking. Time.

>>78804792
Just want to dive on her arse

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>decide to quit 4chan to improve my life
>realise that 4chan is my only social interaction and without it i'll be depressed
>back on /brit/ within the day

Howling at the state of that lottery guy from r9k
What an absolute mong

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>>78804878
Gonna have to disagree with you there lad.

>>78804867
25 is when they hit the wall. people used to think it was like 30, but nah 25 definitely.
26-27 they're doing their upmost to bury their past
28-29 look to settle down with some beta who isnt in the social circle
30+ isolate themselves with said loser.

you will not trigger me you fat limey piece of shit

>>78805050
i'm quiet and meek

any SocDem man in

>>78805095
fuck off and show your arsehole

>>78805065
The Elliot Rodgers post

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>>78805042
Fight me.

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>>78805084
I like this picture

>>78805006
>im big and fat so im gonna cosplay kanna in a bikini
unacceptable

>>78805066
This is why you spend time on /tv/ to warn you of this shit

>>78804878
The virgin preference

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>tfw when playing mw2 back in the day
>would go into lobbies and put on a shitty yank accent and say "brush your teeth your dirty fuckin brits"
>literal tears from the brits every time

best reason to marry chink is they still look like they are 18 when they're 35

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tits > arse

>>78805085
what happens to women who get to 30+ and have never been married or have children?

is there a notable caloric difference between a specific quantity of 4% lager and a 5% lager?

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maisie

>>78805109
how long's your hair?:3

cannot even FATHOM being able to get a GF until I'm like 35 and stacey wants a betabux dispensing machine

>>78805187
Always had a good laugh doing shit like this and driving the chavs up the wall

>The child was required to eat a bowl or baggy of carrots and would not be given anything else to eat or drink until the carrots were gone. If the carrots were not eaten they would be saved for the next meal and then the next meal and sometimes the next day. One night the family had ordered pizza and the child was only allowed to have carrots, and then told once all the carrots were gone he could have pizza. Later the child was given a short time to finish the carrots and was then told he did not eat them in time therefore he could not have pizza. He was told by his father he would give him pizza in the morning, however while being locked in the room he had an accident in his pants and was told because of the accident he could no longer have the pizza.

i've noticed that the individual Brodys all have their own historical period/regime they're obsessed with

>Maoist China Brody
>Harold Wilson Brody (he also loves James Callaghan, and perhaps John Smith as well)
>Run-of-the-mill Corbyn Brody
>DPRK Brody
>East Germany Brody
>Stalinist Brody

some of these might be the same person

@109
if you ever reply to me again i'll heem you that hard you will be shitting in a bag for the foreseeable future

>>78805212
Yes
More alcohol means more sugar means more calories

>>78805240
>>78805240
>>78805240
>>78805240

>>78805085
Fedora mgtow tier beliefs

>>78804955
topper

>>78805210
go mental

>>78805216
not telling you

>>78805224
cant even imagine this cos i probably wont even have adequate betabux

>>78805255
EARLY
DO NOT POST HERE

>>78805255
>277

>>78805283
;[

>>78805213
I can't tell if her legs are actually attractive or if it's just the tights/skirt combo.

>>78805263
slept with way more women than you m8 id put my life on it.

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>>78805302

yeah not even glancing at that

DONT USE EARLY THREADS FOR FUCK SAKE

>it's a rorke makes an early new again edition

why can't he stick to the rules? leftypol do it, it's not hard

>>78805353
me on the right

>>78805361
nope

>>78805259
would straight up rape the bitch on the right if I saw her in public

>>78805393
is it opposite day?

>>78805393
>gay porn OP is rorke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV9KuETVF8I

>150 years old
>300 pounds

fucking hell

The nice about American women is
Never mind I've got nothing

THE NEW MAY ONLY BE POSTED AT 310 AND NOT A MOMENT BEFORE

>>78805396
W E W

>>78805415
no way

oh dear

Those trapped in modern society are distracted by petty divisions of conflict eg identity politics; race, religion, sexuality, gender etc, while living in an over sexualised society suffering from infomation overload. Meanwhile, real science, spirituality, knowledge and wisdom is being withheld from us, the true nature of reality and of ourselves is being kept from us. Our thoughts, ideas, philosophies and perspective of world events is skewed from an early age via TV and state schooling. Our history twisted, or outright deleted. As this happens there are people on this earth who are not of it. They live in a completely different world to us. They have access to this knowledge and forbidden science. They use this to keep us in a zoo and to retain their power over us. They can be stopped though. All it takes is a commitment to seek the truth. Its as easy as that. But that is not so easy, which is why most do not undertake the task.

>>78805396
*rapes you*

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>>78805458

NGL lads we need more early threads

poo?

hate gay threads and gay people in general

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am i a fascist lads?

>>78805538
>>78805538
>>78805538
>>78805538
NEWWWW

poo is a social construct

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>>78805439
it's a rorke pretending to be a benderleftypol
third eye status: awake & alert
>>78805473
*tries to enjoy it to prevent paying for mental health*

>>78805247
figured that was the case. especially considering there is undoubtedly a difference between the inebriating effect a 5% beer has compared to a 4% one even though the % is so small in both cases you imagine it wouldn't

>>78803487
Sauce ?