Pray for canada edition
>>78802569
who the fuck just leaves their dog behind in a goddamned hurricane?
F
What would be the best city in the United States, for someone who hates and rejects, and does not stand and wants to be totally away from autumn, leaves falling, snow, ice, and winter?
"Danes"?
Not a fan.
Where do I go to get a qt thicc Jew gf?
Nobody reply to the Costa Rican. It is beneath us...
we actually reached the bump limit before starting a new thread good job guys
>another day of not seeing or interacting with Mexicans
You cannot describe how great a feeling this is. I feel awful for white people in the Southwest who will never know this feeling. I cannot describe it to them it would be like trying to describe color to a creature without eyes. I dream of a day when the entire world will know of life without Mexicans, because on that day heaven will be a place on Earth where all humanity lives in peace and everlasting bliss
>>78802660
we need a planet wide plan to breed and distribute cute jewish gfs
>>78802704
thanks :^)
>>78802724
Really want to try out the sushi place near here.
>>78802785
Answer me!
>>78802715
Hola
>>78802704
not quite. it was still posted a couple posts early
Who the fuck obsesses over these homely looking social media sluts
>>78802844
I'm of course talking about real life, diversity is fine on the internet. Not so much in real life.
>>78802902
shut up girl!!
>>78802902
/r9k/
/r9k/ is unironically the worst board on 4chan
at least the other boards have something redeemable about them
>>78803069
i dont know, /trash/ is pretty bad
Fucking hell america, your president now says he wants to get rid of Marta, does he want Canada to do free trade with china instead?
>>78803069
I agree but I still like Agatha
>>78803102
Balls, nafta you stupid auto correct cock mongling iOS shit.
>>78802718
>>78802893
stop posting my gf please
>>78803155
Didn't even notice the cat in the tp right corner desu
I really want manufacturing jobs to come back to America but a part of me knows that's never going to happen
desu I just wish everything I bought wasn't cheap chinese shit
>>78803143
>>78803102
who's marta?
>>78803239
Me neither. I only noticed it when I opened it up in GIMP and zoomed in.
Bought a rebel flag at the flea market today
>>78803155
Nice
>>78802644
San Diego imho
>the far northern state buying a rebel flag
what did he mean by this?
>looking at internships
>everything is unpaid
Internships are a scam
>>78803510
>>78803406
Frickin NAZI scum
>>78803542
>>78803544
it's so you can get experience
>>78803485
There's a guy in my home town who drives around in an old pickup truck covered in confederate flags and decals of skeletons with guns and women. I've never met him and for that I am grateful.
The joke is on my dad, I'm never going to have a job
im trying to use escapism to forget about the fact that I'm starting classes tomorrow
lol
>getting coffee is getting experience
>working for free or minimum wage is getting experience
>>78803485
They are everywhere in rural Ontario
We hate Yanks
>>78803657
dumb cat poster
PRAY FOR WORLD PEACE
>>78802628
It's just a fucking dog
I'd rather survive than die trying to rescue some oversized rat
if you're in the sciences, why don't you get a resaerch position under one of your professors
if you're in engineering, why don't you get a COOP
>>78803707
i wouldn't mind that mommy
>terrible opinions
>no sense of empathy
>subhuman
figures it would be a german
Where my neets at?
>>terrible opinions
>>no sense of empathy
>>subhuman
>figures it would be a german
>>78803769
he's not actually a g*rman.
he's a gook
not even fat but i have tits. wtf. is alex jones right?
>>78803657
taking my cat images?
cum lol
>>78803912
That would explain the lack of empathy for dogs. That would be like Burgers having empathy for cows.
People that like feet are pretty disgusting
But so are people that value dogs lifes over humans.
>>78803955
you are, as we say, "skinny-fat"
when was the last time you had real exercise?
>>78803966
That specific cat is a meme here.
how do i american bf..
Honestly armpits > feet.
>>78804026
1: be a woman
2: be in america
cumololo
>>78804026
burger on a fishing rod
>>78804026
1: be a boy
2: be in Canada
cum lol
guzzlers lol
GIBRALTAR ES ESPAÑOL
>defending g*rmans
pretty weenie t b h
>>78804281
Me on left and right
>>78804026
R u a qt boy (male)?
Cara please save this thread.
I didnt take my pill yesterday
and i was feeling extra horny
mmmmmmmmmm
jews
Time to evacuate the thread see you all in /dixie/
This thread is now for the discussion of Japanese culture.
/cum/ culture is /jap/ culture!
This girl who plays Nancy on Stranger Things is an absolute top Q T
What a shitty thread, well I was not expecting much
>>78804528
you are the most northern state
Let's talk about the best anglo country, Australia
how do we know this """""dane""""" isn't a proxy???
still have regular dreams about my dog that died six months ago
>>78804686
We don't. In fact, it's been known for a long time that he's Canadian.
>>78804603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDL8yu34fz0
>>78802644
Legit city? LA or San Diego, or Honolulu if you're up for something different from the rest of the US. Can't recommend anywhere in Florida which is the Atlantic equivalent, flat as hell, sinking and full of human detritus
>tfw you watch worth it videos and you're hungry af
>>78802569
What's going in in this pic?
I'm tremendous
>>78802660
Rich parts of the eastern seaboard (NY and New England) just prepare yourself for some really cancerous political discussions
>>78804787
EUGH. WEABOO. WEABOO WEABOO WEABOO WEABOO. YOU DON'T LIKE THIS CAR. YOU NEVER DID.
SHUT UP!!
YOU DON'T LIKE THIS CAR! YOU LIKE A CARTOON. A BOOORING CARTOON. "INITIAL D", YOU KNOW WHAT INITIAL D STANDS FOR?! DEMEROL! IT'S A DUMB CARTOON ABOUT A DUMB TEENAGER AND HIS DRUNKEN DULLARD OF A DAD.
>>78804026
Hey, you're not the "How do I get a(n) X gf?" poster!
>America
>>78804863
I am only interested in places where it is totally impossible to see anything related to autumn and winter.
While they are warm places throughout the year and without any change of season is perfect for me
>>78804959
>>78805016
Shut up English teacher
>>78805059
Sorry. Just my /o/tism acting up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNF5sic8WHo
>>78805016
>self loathing gaijin
lmaooo
>>78805079
>Anerica"n"
>responding to the islander bait
>>78805175
Reach me Ingrish David.
>Japs
im bored
>>78805127
Take your pick!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc2p-sPsDWo
hate spics
hate niggers
Get PWNED TexASS
Why are americans so fat and stupid?
>>78802628
Maybe the dog was alone in the car?
>>78805305
>crusty minge
my cat's name!
hello where are the rare regions
>>78805239
Typical American people
>Amazon gives you $5 credit if you get No Rush shipping
Hmmm
Hot take: Bring back stoning for adultery.
>>78805305
I'll take a "Please Rape Me" please.
>>78805315
Does it bother anybody else how sociopathic the youth of today seem to be getting?
>>78805301
you're posting examples from when the american identity actually meant something (when we were white). that's all been stripped away by now with mass immigration so who gives a shit if you're a nazi. do what you want, it's not like it matters anymore.
>>78805432
>>78805400
Stop collecting me.
Delete the Alaskan flag NOW!
>>78805449
Yes I blame TV
>>78805408
>corn on the cob
LUCKY
>>78805315
Kek
>>78805432
>try to smoke rez
>it melts and clogs the hole
evertim
>>78805400
I think there used to be a Nebraskan poster but he probably killed himself out of boredom. Are you collecting redditflags?
>>78805400
So are the rare ones the ones that are in colour? 'Cause I'm one of those.
>>78805400
New Brunswick here, I would get meme flags but they don't work for the 4chan app I use
>>78805490
Love fisting the Dane.
>>78805305
I <3 elephant.
>>78805305
Abhorrent
>>78803718
TURKPOST
>>78805476
no
>>78805497
yeah
>>78805509
no they are the flags i've collected
>>78805518
fuck off phoneposter
>>78805297
what was that anime character referring to when she said that in the show?
>>78805524
cana, plz ur drunk control yourself
>>78805055
Yeah, southern california and Hawaii fit that bill
>>78805400
am i rare?
>>78805408
>cum-monkey
nice try proxy/tourist
cum-monkey is only known by the reel posters here so that makes you a non-nipp
The ABSOLUTE state of iberia lads
>>78805621
croatia is quite common mate
>>78805590
I don't own a computer though
>>78805590
DELETE
ALASKAN
FLAG
>>78805604
No. Your ass is mine.
>>78805618
And what is the best city in Southern California, for someone who hates everything that is autumn and winter, and only likes places that are warm all the time?
>>78805657
>missouri
>Croatia
???
WHO STOKED?? GET HYPED, PLEBS
/SEASONFINALE/
>>78805659
hard times in canada i see
>>78805662
NEVER
>>78805736
>american joke comprehension
>>78805449
Nah youth are always retards, most of them turn out ok. Only troubled by ones who are like that into their 30s and beyond
This is my gf Anri say something nice to her
a toast to /cum/
>>78805834
>>78805834
ayy get turnt
I can hear my italian american sister and her pashtun boyfriend having sex in the next room
moving to alaska lads, thoughts on my future hometown?
>>78805866
Top tier.
>>78805866
enjoy selling XXXL t shirts to fat american tourists
>>78805756
Canada is wealthy but the saying here is hard times in the Maritimes. We are a simple poor folk
>>78805866
1776 WILL RISE AGAIN ALASKAN EMPIRE NOW! CASCADIAN GENOCIDE NOW!
why is the antarctica getting a lot of military attention lately?
>>78805400
oh is that my flag you have?
>>78805866
I think the UK turned coward and betrayed us and that it is rightful Canadian clay
>>78805957
if you think imperialism stops at penguins, you'd be wrong
>>78806013
Do you really want to lose more land?
I wish i could cry ;-;
>>78805952
alaska was russian in 1776
>>78805972
yeah x
>>78806013
sorry mate
>>78805756
mi brain am not work so good
>>78805709
Well, San Diego is maybe nicer all in all (haven't been there myself yet but that's the impression I get) but there's more happening in LA which makes a lot of people prefer it. I liked LA a lot when I was there, for what it's worth.
Can't stop farting lads. Probably ate too much garlic.
>>78805952
i told you i would support the Alaskan republic if you make more memes for them. you've got one so far. keep em coming. you need to make a good flag for it.
>>78806093
give it back
>>78806093
Russia is going to help us invade the British Isles.
>>78806093
Don't be sorry, I still have a phone
>>78806175
no
>>78806181
russia only sold alaska because they were scared we would take it by force for free
>>78806181
I'm minoring in russian. can I be your russian ambassador or something when you take over?
>>78806175
I've got tons of Alaska > Oregon memes
>>78806223
You can survive no Oregon posters will be spared
>>78806218
T.NeverconqueredAlaska
>>78806076
Did I miss a history class?
>>78806013
fuck you. we should have invaded your ass for that. canada annexation and genocide fucking when?
what are you're thoughts on china's opium wars
>>78806257
... yet
>>78806291
we good boys we din du nuffin
>>78806291
Rape the UK
rate my gf
>>78806291
Boxer rebellion was cooler.
>>78806260
Canada doesn't have history, because you don't have culture wh*te boi
>>78806263
All these flag-burning pictures get a whole lot more ironic when you realize that they probably had to pay money for it, therefore creating incentive to make more flags.
>>78806257
make the flag and we'll talk
spare clack.
What if global warming is just to melt the Northwest passage?
>>78806291
brits and mexicans should be put to death for spreading drug
reminder that canada has only been independent for 35 years
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_Act_1982
>>78806353
*dudududuuuu*
MAMONAKU
MEIJI JINGU MAE
>>78806353
asian/10
>>78806263
>>78806358
>American education
>>78806408
That was the death knell. Confederation was a mistake
>>78806395
Not an entirely crazy theory. There's money to be made from using it as a shipping route.
>>78805952
Settle down, you canadian bastard.
>>78806393
I don't have autism I really shouldn't be making flags.
>>78806451
Can't wait to hunt the beaver to extinction by 2050
>>78806414
>Bielefeld
>>78806441
thank you
>>78806599
U G L Y thumb
Cascadian is the brainlet imaginary country
The Alaskan empire the thinking mans real country.
>>78806103
meanwhile in san diego
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el_PZyC6sUM
>>78806594
make a flag better than the Cascadian one or your troops will never make it past the current canadian border
>>78805400
i was an alabama poster once. should have been around then
What's this Alaskan empire meme about? Somebody explain pls.
>>78806395
It's a long con by anti-gun proponents.
Steps:
>1.) Warm globe
>2.) Polar bears are forced out of the arctic, begin breeding with other bears
>3.) Now all bear hunting is restricted by the marine mammal protection act
>4.) Also deer, elk, bison, antelope, goat, sherp, etc hunting as these are now critical food supplies for a protected species
>5.) Without hunter support and Pittman-Robertson Act funding the gun lobby will be irreversibly weakened
>6.) Loss of gun rights and privileges
>>78806681
lol they do seem pretty buttmad about that
>>78806748
i've seen it too, i'd nearly completed it before but started again with the new PC
those from the last week or so
>>78806594
I've been slaying some American beaver if you know what I mean
>>78806771
alaskan guy is sad that he can't be in cascadia so he made his own.
>>78806836
Does it involve conquering Canada? 'Cause if it doesn't I support it.
>>78806836
Neither can compete with New Acadia
Beautiful, ain't it?
>>78806893
NOUVEAU-ACADIE !!!
>>78806881
i think just BC, washington, and oregon
cascadia has a better flag but alaska republic would have better policies. but i like clack and alaska said clack would die under the alaskan republic so idk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH8ylXIjKec
>>78806933
everything right of the cascades should be dedicated farmland for slaves or some kind of indentured servants
>>78806990
Hmm. I'm not opposed to them taking B.C as long as Yukon and Alberta get to keep their current borders.
>>78806933
would rather die than give up western montana to the cascadians
>>78807021
>slaves or some kind of indentured servants
You mean Alaskans?
Te veo diferente, andando con otra gente. Amigos que no conozco, ahora pareces otro.
>>78807063
callate hombrito
>CHIS legitimately believe they are like Italians or Irish
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>78807050
I guess that means you will die.
>>78807095
still better than living in "cascadia"
>>78807050
*takes your land and makes you a farm slave*
you will work day and night. I will reap the rewards of your labor. You will get the scraps. You will die a slave and no one will care
>>78807144
no
>>78807088
Ew, hello no.
We're better than them.
So go away, Giovanni Romano Connor O'Brien.
>>78807144
You don't shitty climates, hipsters, narcissists, southern Californians, meme beers, and trendy music?
>>78807081
Dime por que has cambiado tanto. ¿No ves que te estas engañando? Yo conozco en realidad quien eres. Yo se que todavÃa me quieres.
Could we make Puerto Rico the 51st state?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puerto_Rico
>>78807261
yes
business idea: annex the land below Alaska and form a new state to connect it to the US
>>78807181
*retaliates and starts a rebellion that cripples your only center of power*
>>78807192
I think I'll stay paco Juan Julio Sanchez Garcia hernendez moura de garza
>>78807261
nah, that's ok
>>78807293
>>78807349
It is likely to happen in the next 15 to 20 years
Business idea: Build a comically long bridge to connect Hawaii to the US
>>78807366
thank god
clack is cool
clack is whack
>>78807384
How long of a drive would that even be?
Business idea: Anglify Mexico
I'm clack btw
I'm also very cool
>>78807303
you would never be able to escape the farm. even if you did you would starve a few days after you left. its in your best interest to stay and wait to die. if you try suicide you will be stopped
>>78807495
2521 miles (4057 kommie units). A bit less than new york to LA
>>78807384
*rips your bridge apart your path*
Business idea: Anglify Québec
>>78807610
Press F to pay respects to the Juan de Fuca plate
F
>>78807499
Does this involve me getting qt Amerindian gf?
>>78807625
Great idea.
*sends you a text message asking if you wanna go out*
>>78807499
too late
>>78807625
>>78807701
already been done
Business idea: Anglify China
I don't know what to write back. I'll do as if I didn't get the text.
lol post funny memes plz
>>78807807
I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU GUYS DON"T DO THAT
>>78807807
>>78807807
>>78807807
>>78807807
Trolley problems are a meme even the normal ones
GOD HAS SENT HURRICANE HARVEY TO SMITE ME IRONICALLY SAYING THAT TRAPS AREN'T GAY
WHATS MY NAME?!
It's over, ketchicuck.
I'm done here.
>>78807192
>roaches are better than worms
who fucking cares. you're still not even human
>>78808031
But they aren't :^)))
PLEASE GOD I DIDN'T MEAN IT WHEN I SAID TRAPS AREN'T GAY DON'T SMITE ME
>>78808031
That's what you get. Traps are the definition of gay.
>>78808066
in what way is that gay?
>>78808079
Can I have your trap porn after you die?
Oregon will never recover
I NEED A GF
>>78808110
It isn't. That's my point.
*fucks you with no vaseline*
>>78808110
It's
a
MAAAAAAANNNNNNNN
There can be heterosexual traps, I guess.
He is quite literally is tears right now.
Americans are evil they produce chocolate and cola.
>>78808140
B-but I just got out of the shower
>>78803603
I had a kid in my highschool, in Pennsylvania, who had a confederate flag draped on the side of his pickup truck, which had a dirty couch in the back. Im not even from a rural area
>>78808220
I mean, it's not a bad idea
Ob
sessed
>>78808220
Now I wanna bolt a couch into the back of a truck and go on a leisurely drive through the countryside with my friends.
>>78808300
will you let clack live or not if you take over?
>"I-I-I'm n-not obsessed, y-you are!"
>>78808331
Hes going to the gulag in Barrow
that's my wojak
THAT'S MY WOJAK
>>78808383
sorry, but I invented wojak
>>78808353
he walks a free man. if you can't make that oath, the you will never make it to Oregon
can't wait for /maxcomfy/ this winter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2zlEVR3pQk
cant wait until i can sleep in six hours
Saw some cute girls at the bookstore today
Wish I wasn't so autistic
>>78808510
lol
>>78808529
They were buying manga
Honestly how do I talk to girls /cum/?
>that's my wojak
>THAT'S MY WOJAK
>>78808556
Finger yourself in the shower.
>>78808556
say hello
>>78808575
What do I say next
>>78808592
"my name is ___. I like your ass and titty wanna fuck?"
>>78808556
don't do this>>78808575
they'll just laugh at you
>>78808630
B-but they'll think I'm a pervert!
>>78808645
What should I say anon?
You need to stop watching cartoons if you want a chance with a girl.
>>78808669
Girls think all men are perverts.
t. girl
fuck massachusetts desu
wont