/brit/

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>Why doesn't the BBC just change it's name already

>Cucks

network rail have chopped down half the trees in my area

funny how right wingers only like the environment when they can use it to further their racist agenda

wouldn't mind living in a commie block if the rent prices were controlled. could tell they'd make one, it'd get bought out by a developer with a private gate added and some new plants then sold for double as luxury apartments.

>>78797860
haha yeh that is funny!

>>78797814
based oblivious pajeets

assuming you have a realistic choice and you still choose to live in a hurricane-prone city, like Houston, you're a fucking moron

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anime

Yeah love looking at the trees as i deposit another 700 squid into landlord's bank for my place in a grim prisonc... i mean flatshare.

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>>78797871
wew

>>78797871
Leftists are always pronounced masochists in bed. Makes sense temperamentally

>>78797900
>prisonc

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>>78797908

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>>78797813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X4XnhBLDAM

>>78797860
and womens rights
and animal rights

>>78797908
fucking mong

>>78797906
flabby bitch

funny how left wingers call any opposition to their plans to pave over everything and build unlimited commie blocks full of labour voting immigrants, a "racist" agenda

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-41069085

wtf
>mist comes in from the sea and poisons everyone

>>78797926
Prisoncell

>alert over unknown chemical haze on Sussex coast. People being told to avoid the area

>>78797928
gona dress up my bollocks as krill and dangle them in those waters

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>British people pay 80 million pounds a year for this shit

Toppest of keks....side note, anyone think it's Orwellian that your government is pushing for slave language capable of zero complex thoughts?

You peons are being taught to be good working drones

BURN

https://twitter.com/Sporf/status/901853328392331264

>>78797982
i dont pay

>>78797957
Not a labour voting immigrant
DO need housing

Cant be in flatshares forever

>>78797886
east coast of usa is nice though

wish I could get those kopparberg lemon beers here

>>78797982
nobody writes that it's just a script that changes words

>>78798007
we have about 200k empty homes
a tenth of which are in london

Guys I think the fight was all just a money making scheme which we all fell for :/

Funny how leftists oppose Capitalism yet they encourage the free movement of migrants which undercuts the indigenous workers they claim to support.

>>78798030
bender

cracks me up how people accuse the left of wanting to destroy the country
we just want to de-tory the country ladies xx

>>78798008
>least coast

>>78798008
no natural disasters there.

>>78797871
>sex in bold
hahahaha absolute state of you searching for all of her tweets mentioning sex
cretin

>>78798044
Obviously we'll want to house a million immigrants in those.

inb4 racists

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>>78797976
>>78797959

/cric/ is making fun of me again. Maybe it's because I know nothing about the sport of cricket, have never watched a match, and only go there to shitpost.

>>78798044
why are they empty

>>78797982
if african countries are actually gonna become real economies then it makes sense to establish the bbc name there before the chinese get their tendrils in

>>78797871
is that real? what would even compel someone to post that on their twitter page that their family members can see?

>>78798093
owned by foreigners.

>>78798096
dont think a real economy can be formed with such a primitive language.

poo bum arse willy

The London empty homes myth is complete bullshit. Mayor even ordered a study into it and found out it was bullshit

Utter dogshit peddled by Corbyn and his cronies

seize all foreign owned properties and the housing crisis is fixed
hands off my bloody green belts

>>78798096
>Africans gonna become real economies

Oh you sweet child....so young, so naive!

>>78798093
all owned by arab oil tycoons and russian oligarchs

>>78798069
*bends you*

>>78797982
do you think it's orwellian that your president just passed a bill permitting warrantless house searches in several states?

>>78798137
why not

>>78798148
go easy its my first time

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>>78798114
she deleted all the sex ones now

>>78798137
Me a go gee you dis if you gwine gee mee dat

There you economics

>>78798075
let me fix that: when the hurricanes reach ny, at that point they have already abated significantly

>>78798153
don't worry, he'll only search the leftists homes

lauren southern gf

what's a hurricane

we don't get those in england

>>78798153
Obama did the same Orewellian shit mate

A brit meetup in a pub would be a good laff

Birmingham pub meet wen

>>78798158
think about all the complexities and nuances involved in setting up a sophisticated economy.

now imagine people who talk like Neanderthals trying to do that.

>>78798205
>leftists
FOY

>>78798058
uhm it's refugees that are kids you fucking monster

>>78798222
next week

>>78798215
yeh we do

>>78798140
>trusting that sneaky sunni bastard
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/apr/20/over-200000-homes-in-england-still-lying-empty-despite-housing-shortages

>>78798221
what's your point?

>>78798223
Every country on earth has an economy

>>78798223
neanderthals didn't talk like that

>>78798215
It's a WW2 fighter plane I think.

>>78798265
so?

convinced I'm going to spontaneously combust at any moment after watching a show about spontaneous combustion

>>78798269
prove it

>>78798215
yes we do hun
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_Birmingham_tornado

>>78798222
Aston Tavern?

>>78798260
Meet you in front of palisades ramp mcdonalds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vzJ0yKwI1M

what the fuck

I'm a celt

>>78798215
A hurricane or typhoon is a system with sustained winds of 346 kilometres per hour

>>78798318
>>78798261
really weak hurricanes

Aisha is a pro-life Catholic now?

I must have missed that episode of /brit/

>>78798353
still hurricanes

>>78798337
go to the victoria round the back of new street yeah?

>>78798318
Birmingham mentioned

>>78798345
>all those mgtow queers in the comments

going to go get a beer

>>78798385
Prefer the wellington
Then joint stock
Then contempibles

bump lol

>>78798316
dont need to i'm right x

>>78798442
thanks

>>78798345
this is noncery, when is she getting arrested?

>>78798345
Female version of noncehunter videos

>>78798440
or we could go and play board games at cherry reds like the r/brum meetups

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>Tow truck gets a round of applause at carnival
white people btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51icaOErVQc


hmmmmMMmmMmmMmMMmMmmMmmMMm

7pm already? Fucking hell.

want to do something to enjoy the bank holiday but i duno what to do. just gona stay in my room i guess. hate myself.

any radical centrist man in

>>78798137
>>78798179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP5ILgKxapI

cof bin dub ho

>>78798482
>>78798440
>>78798385
Dont drink lads

Lets go shishabar

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The sun gun or heliobeam is a theoretical orbital weapon, which makes use of a concave mirror mounted on a satellite, to concentrate rays from the sun on to a small area of the Earth's surface, destroying targets or killing through heat.

The Scottish mathematician John Napier proposed such a device. In his book Secrete Inventionis (1596), he published details of a giant mirror to burn enemy ships by focusing the sun's rays on them.

Later during World War II, a group of Nazi scientists began to expand on the idea of creating a superweapon that could utilize the sun's energy.

Ah yes the sneed gimmick was stolen by autistic mongs mooching off /tv/

>>78798498
his accent sounds weird as fuck there

>>78798520
literal fucking paki don't dare show your face

>>78798553
Literally no original brit memmes
Xcept sheed n rorke and ahh yes

>>78798520
fuck off

Alright lads do not spoil GOT for me when you're watching it live ok

what was so wrong with Janice on Friends anyway?

she was lovely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lboRmB7L8vc
gf just sent me this

>>78798581
did the person kill the person

flat earth is real

>>78798576
the so-called so-called gimmick is ours I believe

>>78798564
Easiest (you) ever

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>canada

game of poo

>>78798616
Be quicker and easier to clean that up than to complain about it.

>>78798498
(((molyneux)))

>>78798634
haha

bum of poo

>>78798628
>canadian dollars
monopoly money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M1_eLCBPPo

certified toon

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Did he do anything wrong?

>saw how Bureaucratic and incompetent the Republic had become
>destabilized the growing theocracy of the Jedi, and ended a potentially dangerous Jedi/Republic coalition
>had a dream, pursued it till the end
>allowed force sensitive users to achieve their maximum potential
>only reason he was demonized was because of 'le Sith boogeyman' propaganda being espoused by the Republic and Jedi

>>78798564
>>78798580
Im asian but i drink can i come

>>78798482
>>78798440
>>78798385
why don't we smash a couple of wobbly eggs and go suki10c

>>78798665
yeah mate, not a rorke but won't be going to any sheedsa bars
>>78798682
sounds good

>>78798664
Frank Skinner's getting on.

>>78798661
lol
good one

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need a goth gf

>>78798616
Wheres the grass supposed to go

>>78798664
he was a fascist

>>78797793
Ooga booga

>>78798222
>>78798260
>>78798337
>>78798385
>>78798440
>>78798665
>>78798682
should make a kik group or something to arrange

love it when my cat licks my fingers

>>78798429
Pics

>>78798753
Exactly, we should pave over this symbol of racist bourgois England *spits* and use the space to house more diversity.

would deck any sheed who dared show their face at a meet

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*touches 3rd rail*
*dies*

>>78798843
not a sheed but would probably defend him if he seemed an alri lad and you were being a twat

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>>78798751
+1

>>78798815
Yeah im sissyboiJJ96

Add me x

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>>78798834

>>78798788
the jedi are far more fash than the sith
theocratic secret society that prides itself on the purity and quality of its blood and suppresses all secessionist movements

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This is a type of monkey not seen alive for 80 years, found recently in Brazil. And people will still say there's no way Bigfoot is real. Fucking hell.

>>78798907
Haha epic bro

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>>78798829
pics x

whats surrey like?

>>78798829
give it some earwax

>>78798902
this user does not existy

*kisses you*

>>78798907
shouldn't have downed the last half of that tallboy bro of course you'd get wasted

>>78798990
yuck

>>78798951
bigfoot has never been seen alive. no traces of the species have ever been found. no fossils or skeletal remains have ever been found.

thats the difference.

a cat that was fat

bigfoot was just a bear

would annihilate any of you runts pathetic enough to go to a meetup

(psychologically of course since I wouldn't dare meet any of you in person)

>>78798962
rich people with range rovers

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>>78799019

>>78798988
Ah thats my grindr

Kik is femboi4bbc x

Toil tomorrow

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>>78799019

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>>78798954

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>>78799023
Bears don't walk upright you nonce

might go on a meetup in a few years when i'm not a skinny runt

need to self-improve myself

>>78798962
lots of trees, expensive houses. becoming more and more like essex though with new money chavs who like causing trouble

bigfoot was just a man in a suit

>>78799057
that exists but i doubt it's you
dirty bender

>>78799079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwqMip33Xr8

yes they do you dumb yank twat

bigfoot was just your mum

>>78799096
*kisses you on the forehead wryly*

>>78799079
That's a guy in a suit. Watching the footage, he looks so obviously human I half expected him to start doing the moonwalk.

flat earth is real

>>78799141
*lamps you one*

>>78799070
:3

>Bears don't walk upright you nonce
brainlet_wojak.tiff

(i don't actually have any of those pictures)

bigfoot did 9-11

Alri, lads. I spent that £150 I wanted to spend on something.

Got some new kicks

>>78799166
Just post a picture of yourself xx

did a 20 mile walk yesterday and walked past about a billion millionaire houses

would LOVE to have a huge house on a hillside covered by trees with its own driveway

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>this is yankland right now

>>78799172
Alri deano lad)!)

can dogs look up

>>78799119
different "races" of humans are too similar genetically speaking to be considered subspecies

think of it more like breeds of dog, that's the kind of different between "races"

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>>78799070
Mom sent this to me today

>>78799184
haha BELTER of a post son *lets you into the /brit/ clubhouse*

>>78799194
One (shitty) part of yankland

>>78797982
pidgin is the patrician language

https://youtu.be/VP5ILgKxapI

>be yank
>get wet

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need an annie gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by1OgqQQANg

Joe exposed this filthy capitalist for the scum he is

>>78799110
>cub
Show me an adult one doing it

>>78799194
southerners deserve it

Neighbour is listening to the normiest shit I've ever heard. Sounds like a Yank boyband.

>>78799227
stop bullying texas

>>78799194
Fuck Texas and fuck the South

>>78799239
NEED a dicaprio bf

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>>78799172
what ones did you get? them new nmd primeknits are nice

>>78799239
umm sweaty x >>78798506

is it too late to apply for a uni course even if it says they have spaces and is in clearing?

>>78799249
fantastic post
https://youtu.be/JySQE4axlJY

>>78799265
yeh mate im definitely going to watch 3 hours of footage for some stupid exposé

>>78799141
LOL
Why is he so big. Why is his gait like that. how is his suit so realistic if it was made in the 60s and yet is better than any movie ones from the time? Idiot

Wait a sec, that hurricane hit the Texas coast? My auntie lives there.

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having a few cause its actually not a bad lager given the price

>>78799266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk-HHyGRSRw

>>78797778
Why does Gordon Ramsay call people donkeys? Do all British people do that?

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>is it too late to apply for a uni course even if it says they have spaces and is in clearing?

need a baltic waif ryanair air hostess gf

>>78799328
ahh yes, the Irish

>>78799305
haha wew lad didn't see your post

>>78799328
Doesnt have that much alcohol if its the same ones im thinking of

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>>78799290
£129

>>78799309
no, dae it noo ya wee dick

>>78799328
grim

>>78799249
*Punches screen*

>>78799386
Greatest moment in British TV history

>>78799396
ahh yes the scots

Lol the anti Bigfoot mong can't even reply
You've been called out mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZBTxmJ4P8c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZBTxmJ4P8c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZBTxmJ4P8c

new syrian girl

>>78799166
When you're around a group of people do you ever get the sense that none of them really wants you there? Never mind you're too autistic to pick up on it

>>78799386
THOSE people
not us
THEM
watching at home
not us
THOSE people
you know who you are

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>>78799352
>>78799396
Is computer science a good degree

>>78799438
black people are cringe

>>78799446
ye

>>78799431
ah yes, Russian propaganda

>>78799438
ZOOM JEE JAY

>>78799431
Stop posting my wife

>>78799446
it's alright

>>78799172
>>78799290
>>78799383
you sad, pathetic little men

LMAO the Bigfoot sceptics can't even utter 1 post they've been btfo

>>78799459
t. billy no beard

>>78799446
yeah if you're good at maths

>>78799249
>>78799316
bloody brilliant posts

>>78799444
is it like posting in a general that nobody wants you in either?
never mind i wouldn't know what either are like

>>78799464
>>78799477
I'm not too hot on maths though

>>78799503
oh
you're doing the wrong subject at uni then

computer science is basically just applied maths

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>>78799500
>>78799503

baffled as to why you would ever spend more than £30 on some shoes bloody hell

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>>78799392
>>78799473
these will never fail to amuse
thank you bbc

kero kero bonito

>>78799503
do software engineering then la

>>78799014
Actually the species australopithecus is confirmed to have existed and there have been sightings you fucker

>>78799540
What's the difference

>>78799430
Not worth arguing with someone who thinks a man in a suit is an undiscovered species of hominid.

>>78799473
>>78799508
FINALLY, the BBC is producing content in the native tongue of Londoners.

>>78799368
morning toil looms so just want a few light beers to keep me buzzed until bed time

There was some serious good slag posting in the liverpool-arsenal game thread earlier

>>78799522
t. wears new balance trainers

>>78799501
No one likes you

>>78799522
Better quality shoes last longer. My brown oxfords for work cost £450 and I've had them about 8 years. Look better than new. Good quality shoes (not trainers) look better with wear.

>>78799552
software engineering = programming
computer science = math

and that concludes our intensive three week course

>>78799578
Which would give me a better job

You don't have to be amazing bat maths for computer science degrees

>>78799516
you'll be ok as long as you're prepared to learn and work hard
most people I know who did CS were lazy, couldn't be bothered to learn maths and dropped out

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>>78799573
haha yeah fuck off yank

>>78799545
>australopithecus
not bigfoot though is it.

>>78799562
there was already urdu for northerners, wasn't fair not to include london.

>>78799545
>there have been sightings
There have been sightings of Elvis. Is Elvis still alive?

>>78799593
depends on the specific course, uni, whether you do an industry year, whether you do a masters, your own personal skill...

software engineering's probably best for you maybe

did i ever tell you my shoes cost £450?

>the city of arsenal

>>78799568
Tfw calling a mick a lightweighr

>>78798223
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigerian_Pidgin
>Nigerian Pidgin has no status as an official language. Nigerian Standard English is used in politics, the Internet and some television programs.
i guess it doesn't matter, africans have all the languages they need

>>78799573
yanks are repulsive beasts

never worn shoes
what's it like?

>>78799637
>replying to a 40 minute old post
kys

>>78799609
What kind of maths

The most advanced maths I ever did was vectors or something

>>78799611
Did they need to photoshop on extra things? It was bad already

Most expensive thing you've bought?
(not including a car or a flight)

Mine is a £700 TV
Second most expensive is a £340 Ted Baker overcoar

is slovak poster a radical centrist

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>The most advanced maths I ever did was vectors or something

>>78799671
its ok

>>78799681
didn't appeal enough to the thick yanker wankers who think bears can't walk upright

>>78799682
GPU

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>>78799630
AM TOIRED ROBBIE

did I ever tell you I'm a Vegan?
I'm a Vegan.
guys
I'm a Vegan btw
get over it
IM VEGAN OKAY?!

>>78799657
comfy. i used to know a danish guy who had only worn clogs most of his life. he used to walk funny in shoes.

>>78799682
€60 of cheese

>>78799714
what?

>>78799683
he's a proxy-using nonce from northern ireland who wears piss-stained kappa trackies

>>78799754
it isn't ryan

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>>78799683
>one day they call me rorke
>the next they call me lefty
you tell me

>>78799753
can't you read yankboy?

>>78799682
a flat, bit more than 100k at the time

isnt there a muscular hippy in arizona who hasn't worn shoes for like 30 years?

>>78799682
150 pound for a bike (second hand)
Besides that nothinh would have costed more than 30 quid t

Might buy an ereader for 350 quid tho

>>78799682
$6000 on 4 lbs of weed

Got a b in GCSE maths and haven't done any since
Would comp sci be ok for me?

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sorry i have much better danielles

>>78799522
You can't buy shoes under £50 unless you're a child

>>78799682
£600 on a laptop

a gay guy i know also has a gay brother. his parents must be devastated.

Lucy Pinder

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Lads they've caught bigfoot.

Turns out it was old man Patterson the funfair janitor!

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>>78799786

>>78799827
>>78799827
>>78799827

>>78799682
2000 pounds on a gaming PC

>>78799612
Gigantopithecus was a giant ape that walked on 2 legs you stupid cunt

>>78799828
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling virgins

>>78799813
probably

actually really proud of the fact I cheated in my leaving cert maths test even if I didn't really give a fuck if I passed or not

>>78799813
just do software engineering you big fucking gay

>>78799841
still not bigfoot though is it.

>>78799813
If you can learn maths yes

I failed alevel maths (just did not study) and did fine in uni math courses

mcgasser really made me think...