/brit/

well good evening
big mild out
english weather

Cock? not a fan
Pussy? big fan

V ood edition

If I was at a party and some boring cunt put on abba or EDM or some other shite that wasn't obscure indie synthwave I'd send their jaw into the 4th dimension.

for i have sinned

Cats? not a fan
Hedgepigs? big fan

*resurrects Winston Churchill*

>>78795868
bit narcissistic to be a fan of yourself

something wicked this way comes

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anime

>gay
>straight
>bi

I'm post-sexuality
a hole is a hole

/brit/ character study powerranking:

Patrician: Kev:
Esoteric videos. Boards.ie posts and twitter paint a picture of a man who has bear the brunt of life's difficulties, but who manages to hold it all together. Relatable in a sad way, completely enigmatic in another, a true inspiration for the peons of this general and a pillar of /brit/'s community

mid: Poley
ravishing tale but filled with lots of repetition and nonsense, with the occasional gem. character is probably the starkest and most in depth we have to work with. Showcase of mania and psychopathy.


runt tier: Tim
the exact same videos day in day otu. he's a schizo who mutters to himself and somehow manages to evade sectioning. Only interesting part of his story is the fact that he was probably a family man before all of this (probably not even true). Him and his supporters are dullards of the highest order.

lefties are cunts

>>78795894
I would intellectually heem you in a game of chess you utter runt

regarded as retarded

>>78795880
was at a work party last night and we were doing karaoke
considered belting one out to gunship but decided against it

These threads are too fast.

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>>78795890

Genuinely despise fans of the stone roses

The DPRK looks pretty peng

I WANT AN ANGLO BOYFRIEND !


A BRITISH BF, AN AMERICAN BF (WHITE), A LEAF BF (WHITE), AN AUSSIE BF, A NZ BF, A SOUTH AFRICAN BF (WHITE)


ALL OF THEM WILL BE MY BF

when it's all said and done

>>78795880
>UK flag
>EDM
Underage. This isn't America! You probably call MD/Mandy :- "Molly"

it's all a bit mad

>>78795923
kek so true
tim is shit

>>78795927
I've already rekt several people in these threads. Send me a lichess link and I'll add you to the list m8

>>78795890
not a fan, bring back enoch powell instead

>>78795936
>le quirky pseudo-posh man

nah not a fan

>>78795942
fuck off you cockgobbler

stop replying with a few word posts

itchy trigga finga niggas

>>78795976
>pseudo-posh
so Mogg is just pretending to be posh then?

>>78795978
I love you

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>>78795926
Why's that x

>>78795983
k

>>78795983
No u.

>>78795942
why

>>78795995
vete a la verga maricon

>>78795976
nothing pseudo about it

>>78795983
lol

might get a korma from the nearby 'Sheeds Feed & Seed

>>78795890
*runs him over*

>>78796006
They're sanctimonious

>>78796037
did a chuckle at this

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>>78795985

lads why can i still see irish flags in the thread?
they were supposed to clear off

>>78796006
arrogant and vindictive

>>78796037
You have those? Ireland has finally joined the 21st century?

>>78796037
Formerly Pajeet's Eat and Street

>>78796053
chid a duckle at this

>>78796006
they believe in the false god of equality

>>78796020

verga, yes ? I love verga, I want yours (YOU)
tehee~

>>78796090
yogi sofi is that you x

>>78796075
>>78796037
dont get it

>>78796006
they force their politics into movies, television, comics and muh vidya

thought the pintman meme guy was churchill getting tanked in a pub when I first saw it haha

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>>78796056

>>78796119
Sneed

>>78796012
clean up your house you dirty cunt

>>78796006
They bend over backwards to shield their precious brown voters from criticism, and covered up things like Rotherham

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>>78796131

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>when a southerner calls you bruv
>when a midlander calls you duck
>when a northern refers to you as 'are (your name)'

>>78796090
tell Alexis Sanchez he was pure shit today

Love being clean shaven lads
Actually makes you stand out from the runts with beards and stubble you see everywhere
Shows off my deece jawline

>>78796175
when a londoner says oh my days to you

>>78796175
>when a northern refers to you as 'are (your name)'

it's our kid you dumb twat

>>78796006
Believe they are entitled to infringe on people's basic human rights in the name of their dogmatic ideology.

>>78796074
we've had chinkys for years but indian/paki places are more recent

literally have no idea what any of the meals are but they usually give a reasonable description on the menus

*votes labour*

BOOMSHANKA
an interception

>>78796006
can't joke about anything any more without offending someone

>cockenham hotshit

JUST

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Mummy is drunk again

"Quotes labour"

>>78796175
>duck
wat

got season finale tonight's lauds

my lifes not all that bad

still want to fucking end it though

>>78796175
think all of these are a lot more localised than just "the north/south/midlands"

>>78796225
Film it, upload to Youtube and link to the vid on /brit/.

>>78795930

big fan of this image

dumb: race war
dumb: class war
woke: gender war

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>>78796044
>>78796070
>>78796088
>>78796121
>>78796160
>>78796197
>>78796208
Quite literally all me

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once there were mountains on mountains
and once there were sunbirds to soar with
and once I could never be down

>POOSENAL

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edgy 50 year old

>>78796299
needs to grow up

>>78796299
love him

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*immigrates*

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just ate a sunday roast

>>78796321
you better not

>>78796299

>poorthern oiks literally worship this man

>>78796299
how is he not embarrassed?

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>>78796325
Mummy's making one now

>"manchester" band
>everything's recorded in a studio in london

huh

Can you stay in /brit/pol? Thanks.

>>78796318
So did I until he did that Manchester gig for victims of islamophobia following the Ariana Grande concert bombing.

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>>78796299
BASED AR' KID

>>78796357
You talking to me?

>>78796325
what potatoes

>>78796369
>jewish masters instruct you to perform

what's a dancing monkey gotta do?

>>78796354
suppose this is hard for a paki like you to understand

>>78796354
Inequality innit.

10 16 7 8 9

>>78796325
same. dreading the morning shit tomorrow x

Thinking of immigrating to the UK lads. Do they still allow white people?

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>>78796330
dont you want some diversity

>>78796357
Can you fuck off back to /ummah/? Thanks

>>78796357
>/brit/pol
I think you'll find it's brit/pol/.

>>78796386
chips

any lads wanna kiss me x?

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>it ain't me starts playing

>>78796386
roasties and croquettes

Getting really sick and tired of wh*te people lads

>>78796454
>roasties
FONT

>>78796463
Move to a non-white country then.

>>78796451
nice apu can i have it?

>>78796463
Then try moving back to Karachi. Not many there, Abdul

>>78796478
But Im in one. You move

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>it ain't Sneed Starts playing

>>78796265
her slurred speech and making my dad look at houses they will never buy are trademarks of when mummy™ is drunk

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>fortunate son starts playing

ARSENE WENGER WE WANT YOU TO STAY

>>78796446
me stealing a cheeky glance on the left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywpoRvITGwE

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Pythonlad here. Need to add a new feature to my original porn-downloading script. Exciting times ahead.

>>78796525
Just because your little enclave is 100% "asian" doesn't mean you're in Asia.

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>ARSENE WENGER WE WANT YOU TO STAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvQSvJ7s6OE
choon

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F
ARSENE WENGER OUT
M

I'm tired, robbie

>>78796183
I dislike that ugly manle

t>>78796109

maybe

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hmmm yes i think i ~will~ open this

my mum's wenger in blud
IS SHE MAD?!

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>>78795967
DAAAANE?!

imagine if your name was arsene

haha mental

>>78796589
The UK is multicultural community, bigot.
It has been for some time. Im just as British as you

>>78796652
Can't support a woman beater famalam

>>78796557
Good. Maybe it'll give them space from those franchises in which they can sort themselves out for the next installment. They've been improving in graphics and technical specs, but the gameplay has been going right down.

I'd also be quite interested in a GoT game.

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Any BDSM man in?

Was a good bane thread on /TV/ earlier

>>78796708
xx

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>>78796708
isn't bdsm illegal in bongland now

>>78796740
all me

>>78796755
No

remember this belter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19WUwZYM7bM

>>78796755
No. Why would you think that?

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>shartville

>>78796557
How is that bad

>>78796755
austrian? well g'day mate. lets throw another shrimp on the barby

>>78796808
nanny state init, insulting people on the internet is illegal and porn will be too.

Peng

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7TEcEfUMOcc

How do I get a British slag gf?

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Doing a wake and drink lads

>>78796836
Maybe for UK

>>78796740
dunno why they always seem to allow ONE baneposting thread go on for hours before suddenly deleting it

>>78796872
>dating a slag
Hello virgin!

>>78796557
Cool surprised it isn't already made.

>>78796901
/tv/ mods are extremely autistic

>>78796901
Baneposters don't get to bring friends

Why isn't there lower league footy on today?

our god is an awesome god

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>>78796872
ladies day at the racing

how many months until Tim loses it and can't make a complete sentence?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_xgr5Rv-Q

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>so anon....how do you spend your spare time?

My God is so big, so strong and so mighty, There's nothing that he cannot do.

>>78796991
the runt handwriting

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>>78797008

>>78796685
My family has been in this country for thousands of years, building it, making it safe and prosperous, defending it from invasion. What has your family contributed that gives them a stake in this society? They showed up when it suited them, when all the hard work was done, and now they're claiming a share of the spoils of millennia of nation building? Why should you be entitled to the life my ancestors struggled and fought to provide me and my descendants with? Because to do otherwise would be "racist?" In the name of "multiculturalism?"

Nobody's falling for that shit any more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_oIUHRRCTM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7uduCAZD38

>>78797008
archery, playing guitar, wrenching on japanese sports cars.

>>78797004
The irony is he would never cope in America. He would fall apart instantaneously.

>>78796991
As if I'd want a muvooin 5 cd

just imagined a world where if you were a still a virgin after 25 you develop a very particular skin condition so everyone will know

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doin' a line and a listen

>>78796991
wont get none of your cds back

As an Englishman with a thousand years of Angelfolc blood coursing through my veins...

don't really care for Game of Thrones but love Elder Scrolls and have an autistic knowledge of the lore

shall attempt to achieve CHIM and erase the idea of this Game of Thrones game from reality

>>78797008
"debating club" (/brit/)

>>78797080
gonna need you to delete this mate

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haha look at him go

>>78797008
masturbating

>>78797008
archery, reading, gym

>>78797121
That's a dick

anyone else miss golden age tim in his old flat?

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>A bill that will allow homes to be searched without a warrant was passed with overwhelming support by the United States Congress, and signed into law by President Trump—and it happened with no media coverage and very little fanfare

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>>78797070
>Oh, those sound like gay interests. Fuck off

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>My family has been in this country for thousands of years, building it, making it safe and prosperous, defending it from invasion. What has your family contributed that gives them a stake in this society? They showed up when it suited them, when all the hard work was done, and now they're claiming a share of the spoils of millennia of nation building? Why should you be entitled to the life my ancestors struggled and fought to provide me and my descendants with? Because to do otherwise would be "racist?" In the name of "multiculturalism?"

>>78797109
i'll mantle your dad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsm5B6eCorQ

thoughts on norwegian """"music"""""?

If you have anything but an Old English name, you can't call yourself English

>>78797150
vile slug

>>78797164
none whatsoever
never heard it don't care

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chubby slags

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tfw no gothic slag gf

>>78797165
Norman here, my kind earn more than yours, consider yourself lucky we don't smite you, underling.

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>>78797172

>>78797154
>sports direct
is this what an old deano looks like?

>>78797181
hmmm fair enough

>>78797185
i almost feel ashamed to admit that i'd probably pay (50 quid or less) to fuck her

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Post apus

>>78797165
mine is Norman and I call myself Scottish

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queen opening the bridge soon

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>>78797224
Head down to ladies day and for a few sambucas she can be all yours

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>>>/r9k/39332122

Connor McGregor's accent is weird. Sounds too much like a Yank.

>>78797238
That's a new one

Saved

>>78797224
christ, the UK has expensive whores

i suck balls all day just because i like it so much

>>78797164
doesn't hold a candle to Icelandic music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F_INMLk_lE

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>>78797238

>>78797165
yes I can

Is the pirate bay down?

>>78797242
where is that?

>>78797288
duno

>>78797239
>>78797195
Sârig, yfel âðollan n¯ænig pro underniman Galleas.

>>78797252
Funny cuz we didn't know wtf he was saying in his interview after the fight

>>78797285
OK 'eed what ever you say

>>78797288
Is google broke?

>>78797208
I have that exact same mug.

>>78797251
i'm more worried about you because you appear to visit this mess of a board

>>78797242
are these the bridges from england to france?

>>78797336
fucking better not be

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Post hands

>>78797251
quite humbling
my life is shit but at least i'm not him

>>78797336
no, there's only a tunnel. think it may be the severn crossing?

Not a virgin but fall more in line with virgin in those comics

>>78797252
seems to be a touch of a traveller accent to him. pretty certain he's not a traveller though so it might just be the result of trying to neutralise his louty dublin tongue a bit for the global audience

Beginning to think my mother is an alcoholic lads

>>78797384
yes you are

can't even smoke a spliff because the runt neighbours are spending the whole day in the garden

>>78797294
near edinburgh

>>78797405
thats the original meme lad
that the chad acts completely retardedly and that the virgin does normal things

>>78797377
>no calluses
the sheltered cuck hand

>>78797384
how is that humbling then? mong

>>78797405
that's the point of them, friendo

>>78797432
how dare they!

If I deep fry a Mars bar pizza, will I be given a Scottish wife, a kilt, seven sheep, and British citizenship?

>>78797323
I go there to laugh

>>78797432
Do it anyway

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>>78797298
1066 best day of my life

Doing a tug on the old todger lads.

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apu!

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so-called progress

>>78797449
>>78797438
Reckon i still let off virgin vibes irl

tfw no good sandnigger porn

>>78797436
why do they need 3?

>>78797251
Reminds me of Elliot Rodger, before he committed the murders he went out and bought loads of lottery tickets, and thought he was giving the universe one last chance to right him somehow, and he was honestly convinced if he bought enough he'd win.

>>78797494
yeah hate it when people build new things

>>78797513
because fuck you thats why

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enjoying a beer with some comfy sunday evening RLM

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all your mates talking about their day off tomorrow in the whatsapp group and mr noseberg has you working

>>78797528
paid for with english tax money no doubt
vile jock cunts

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>>78795936

>>78797545
>mates
Cannot relate

if you work for the NHS are you a civil servant?

what do americans do on bank holidays?

>>78797578
Nhs isnt government right

>>78797604
duno

did Elliot Roger off himself after going on the rampage or was he taken out by the cops?

>>78797494
Grim. Reminds me of what my landlord did to our garden. Had a tree with branches outside my window that blossomed nice pink flowers, and had all sorts of woodland type creatures run about on it. Little birds, squirrels etc. One day I woke up and his mate was up a ladder with a power saw, taking the branches off. Wish I'd said something, but it's his tree, his garden. Now I have a clear view of the pile of trash he's building as he renovates the other flats.

Afterwards, I saw a few birds land on the stump looking confused. Very sad.

>>78797592
eat

>>78797592
On what?

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Haha yes my mates in the WhatsApp group....yes...

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hewoo is dis bwit??

>>78797634
Jeet mate

ayo hol up

*nonces you*

>>78797634
some say he is hiding in the grounds of his favourite golf course today

>>78797634
hes still alive

>>78797494
what the fuck

>>78797635
They did this in London
Almost all the trees have had their branches sawn off

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>>78797660
no this bwit mum

>>78797634
Yeah. Actually surprised he had the balls to go through with it desu, he was a pathetic specimen leading up to that point. Funny when you compare him to the columbine shooters, who were just evil Chad sociopaths.

Why are arsenal fans skin color black and brown?

>>78797660
>>78797711
Neck yourselves.

wah wah why are they building new things and getting rid of the nature :(

>>78797634
he didnt die

>>78797725
because they're mostly yanks

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>>78797711
hmmm okway

>>78797742
rasheed

>>78797742
rasheed

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>>78797736
no u

Why doesn't the BBC just change it's name already

Cucks

>>78797778
>>78797778
>>78797778

>>78797742
>commie blocks and industrial estates are preferable to green fields and lush forests full of wildlife
Just because you never leave your estate and enjoy nature doesn't mean the rest of us should suffer.

gona post on mumsnet from now on. bye lads.

>>78797754
Why are yanks skin color mostly black or brown?

>>78797102
would cream on her fields

>>78797754
All me

Yeah love looking at the trees as i deposit another 700 squid into landlord's bank for my place in a grim prisonc... i mean flatshare

>>78797805
I live in the countryside in a mansion mate i just realise that we need more houses