smoking in 2017 edition
Stop trying to make me want to smoke.
1st for Orwell
continuing my New Hampshire posting
misa
>>78794913
*light a cigarette and looks at you seductively*
This was me all night last night
>>78794930
*fucks her right in the pucci*
>>78794967
>nuke berlin
will do
>>78795011
I'm still with Her.
>>78794967
woooooooah
>>78795053
fuck! my rice is never soft, it always turns out hard.
I HATE IT!!
>>78795118
>not pbr
yeah consider sinking
>>78794946
Stop it before I kiss you.
>>78795182
>>78795228
>>78795254
How do I escape to the new world without becoming an illegal?
>>78795287
>>78795319
emigrate legally
>>78795319
apply for a visa, or use your passport
>>78795319
you don't we're full
>>78795374
>>78795404
>>78795437
>>78795455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHOmNGkLlk0
>22 posts
>half of those are just pictures nobody gives a shit about
what drives someone to do this?
>>78795513
Autism; like how you used to spam foot in /sino/ you fucking kraut lmao.
>>78795510
how come this one isn't blocked?
also, why did you use the lame-ass edited one that makes gooks look good?
>>78795472
>>78795577
>>78795562
umm when did i ever do that
>>78795562
Ahahaha, gottem!
>>78795623
need good netflix series
don't give a shit about narcos btw
>>78795566
Why are you so insecure whiteboi?
https://youtu.be/6SJNVb0GnPI?t=502
>>78795654
>>78795510
try again sweaty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnfKgffCZ7U
>>78795706
I fucking hate you you little shit
>>78795700
>>78795739
>>78795679
>?t=502
don't tell me you're watching this RAYSIST propaganda
>>78795127
How can you fuck up that badly. Holy shit anon
>>78795771
if only there was an addon that told me how many posts there are so I wouldn't have to count them
I've been to the dentist and doctor this month and as part of their checklist they both asked if I smoke.
How do doctors react when you tell them you smoke? (I don't)
>>78795849
>>78795794
YOU COOK MY RICE, BITCH
I WANT GOOD RICE
>>78795900
end
>>78795925
get a rice cooker you canadian fuck
>>78795857
When they took out my wisdom teth they told me to stop smoking for a month and that's it
>>78795925
Just get good though
how is it possible to fuck up cooking rice?
>>78795982
europoors don't have microwaves
>>78796024
how does that even make SENSE
>>78796024
who cooks rice in a microwave?
>>78796024
>making rice in the microwave
bravo america
>amerilards ACTUALLY UNIRONICALLY cook RICE in a fucking MICROWAVE
LMAO you cannot make this SHIT UP
>>78796024
>Using a microwave to cook rice
https://youtu.be/g95gdnd7u9Y
what the fuck he's literally slenderman
>>78796024
アメリカ人のピッグ
>>78796120
if he dated a short girl it would be so cute
>>78796120
Kinda sad that he's gonna die when he's 35.
>>78796120
>tfw girls on tinder still would say he's too short
baka wat a nigga gotta do to get some head
>>78796239
i like this post
Basedball is about to start, time to watch my boys get swept.
Later buds hope you have a good afternoon
>when u get to fire a javelin into a t90
Thx ameribros
>>78796239
The Virgin Pizza Shop:
>Simple design, worried about every detail.
>Tried to make logo not stand out.
>Uses quality ingredients at the cost of profit.
The Chad Pizza Empire:
>Logo as obnoxious as possible.
>Designed to be cookie cutter chain.
>Cheap ingredients with additives to boost sales.
>>78796349
remove tank
>>78796349
you're welcome
weapons are cool and fun
>>78796349
also pay NATO denbts
>weapons are cool and fun
>cooks rice in a microwave
*inhales*
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>78796512
i'm not the same poster, you troglodyte.
i'm >>78796048
SHALL
Listening to Lose Yourself as we speak
>>78796571
NOT
>>78796599
INFRINGE
MY
>>78796622
you blew it, bud.
Makes you think
REALLY like this white reaper band
>>78796651
sorry
:(
>>78796703
i forgive you.
go read your pocket constitution, and try not to mess up next time
>>78796495
Estonia pays 3% of gpd into national defense
>>78796473
We bought several hundred javelin systems from u back in 2014 and they are fine af
>>78794940
(I want to make her) cum lol
>>78796813
shoo shoo, chink chaser
>>78796752
thank you for actually keeping up your end of the deal. g*rmany needs to pay denbts tho
post you idiots
>>78796661
That`s kinda weird. I recall reading some statistic that 80% of all women will successfully procreate vs. only 40% of all men. So in regards to the U.S we have
>Roughly 300,000,000 people in the U.S
>180,000,000 women, 120,000,000 men
>144,000,000 women will/did procreate
>48,000,000 men will/did procreate
Reeeeeaaaaaally makes you think.
>>78796873
We got them cv90s now, estobnia stronk
Mom is drunk again
>>78797282
You know what you must do.
>>78797009
Fucking chads
>>78796830
I'm just trying to fit in with cum culture, kys
cum lol
>>78797319
Really paints a bleak picture for men. We're more likely to fail than to succeed.
>>78797319
you're a woma, no?
>>78797009
The statistic concern all humanity ever you mong
>>78797282
fhritp
>>78797448
That would explain a lot. You're kinda rude btw.
This will happen
F is for Family is pretty shit
Bill Burr can't save it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcYIj2m6AX8
got a new ID, buds
what do you think?
>>78797597
Cringed.
>>78797597
>Florida
funny, isn't it?
>FLORIDA
just had a free brain taco
forgot how awful they taste
i wonder if waffle house is still open
American society does this to people
>there are "people" ITT without reddit flags
>american advertisements
my manager just saw me smoking and she was really surprised
scared she's gonna take my hours away desu
tell me /cum/
Do you have a fast cable HDMI, dont tell me you have one of those slow cheap ones that dont protect you from radioactive microwaves
>>78797859
Vanilla 4chan is objectively the best way to experience the site.
>>78797901
do you work making fireworks or in a gas station?
... Excessive heat warning remains in effect from 11 am this
morning to 8 PM PDT Monday...
* temperature... daytime highs will range 100 to 110 degrees with
overnight lows in mainly in the upper 60s to mid 70s with some
of the warmer foothill locations only cooling off into the lower
80s.
>>78797936
dunkin donuts
I've always been seen as a good boy model employee and this tarnished my reputation
>>78797859
if im going to be autistic it's going to be unavoidable
I have learnt from the mistakes of mexicans krauts namefags picturefags and danes
i am the ultimate embodiment form of shitposting and i haven't even reached my final form
i will not forgive
i will not forget
that was not a good pasta
>>78797951
southie btfo
>>78798068
I dont live in the south
>>78798120
doubtful
>if im going to be autistic it's going to be unavoidable
>I have learnt from the mistakes of mexicans krauts namefags picturefags and danes
>i am the ultimate embodiment form of shitposting and i haven't even reached my final form
>i will not forgive
>i will not forget
Why would ANYBODY spend their time watching shit like this? Isn't it just some faggot reading off Wikipedia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz0GYo3pjyw
wtf i love cartoon netork now
https://streamable.com/ehvub
Nissin Yakisoba is the thinking man's instant noodle
>>78798187
gumball is the ish
>>78798184
5.8M people apparently think it's worth watching hahahaaa
made a thread
>>78798469
>>78798469
>>78798187
/co/ on suicide watch..... i honestly don't know what /co/ likes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S8x6u6qKoo
>>78798695
made me curious what happened
thought it was a freak accident on stage
but he killed his family haha
>>78798780
you never heard about it until just now?
baking some pumpkin spicey memes
In 500 years, there will be historical reenactors having heated discussions about the historically authentic construction of a t-shirt and what the best brand of reconstruction smart phones are.
going to ruin someone's spices
>>78798816
No, why would I?
asian girls are pretty.
アジアの女の子はきれいなですよ!
>>78798869
was pretty big news at the time over here
AMERICAN BOYS
FINNISH BOYS
>>78798904
are fat lol
>>78798850
>implying they won't just leave at an emulated raspberry pi software
don't knowbhow to project about the tshirt thing though
>>78798878
>erections from paintings
>>78798931
thicc boipuss
asian girls <3
MEXICAN BOYS
Won't masturbate until Friday so my aboriginal GF can milk me good
>>78798960
I guess that is a good thing when you think about it, because you're basically fucking their asscheeks but not the actual asshole
>>78799003
You keep on saying aboriginal. Aboriginal from where? Canada? Australia? Russia?
I WENT SKY DIVING
I WENT ROCKY MOUNTAIN CLIMBING!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9TShlMkQnc
>>78799066
Aboriginal Taiwanese (Paiwan)
The true Austronesian people
Get to see my big-booty CHI fiance this Friday
>>78799123
Interesting. According to Wikipedia, there isn't even 100,000 of them left in the world. You lucked out, brah.
>>78799131
deport her
Really makes you want to squirt a fat hot juicy load
>>78799217
kek 8.4 million
>>78799217
>When the 8.4 million dollar check clears
>>78799211
>dating aboriginal
>lucked out
Can't work up the will to masturbate and it's making me sad
>>78799401
not every aboriginal people is the genetic shitbucket that is australian aboriginals
>>78799401
Is there a problem with what I said?
>>78799487
>ancestors of Austronesian aboriginals
>not genetic shitbucket
>>78799558
umm sorry sweaty there is a big difference
I made a thread but I ain't gonna direct you to it because I'm confident it's going to be successful
>>78799587
Prove it
>>78799608
look at oz abos
>>78799131
how many kids does she have
>>78799217
good post
>>78799600
LINK IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!
>>78799495
this is a chink not an abo
>>78799695
Taiwan abo =/= Australian abo
This isn't rocket science.
>>78797523
He wrote the letter to the people in 2076 to let them know what is happening in... 2076?
She is 100% Plains person
BLACK HAIR BLUE SAPPHIRES ON MY FINGERS
SACRIFICE LIVES AT NIGHT YOU GET INJURED
WHEN I WOKE UP ONE DAY IT WAS WINTER
6 GIRL FRIENDS IN MY PHONE WHEN IM SIIIINNNGGGLLLLEE
SCREAM MASK OVER MY FACE WHEN IM HIDIN
Me on the right
>>78799771
you know there's this weird cultural thing with Taiwanese natives where they sort of consider themselves white? They identify more with the Dutch or Portuguese or something than with the Chinese
Swift of Perry
>>78800025
What animoo
>>78800025
me on the left
cuz i'm literally a skelly ;__;
>tfw you're a terrified deer recoiling from the touch of a human
>>78800026
Really? Weird. I can definitely understand why they wouldn't want to associate themselves with the Chinese though. If anybody abused the natives of conquered areas, it was them.
hot take: lana rain is the only worthwhile cosplayer to jack off to
chewed up my antihistamine pill with some ice cream and now my mouth tastes like chemicals
>>78800147
this is a stolen meme
i'm calling the meme police on you
me on the right
>>78800211
You're a plant? Dang hippies...
Someday I hope you'll get the chance...to live like you were dying...
i like my drinks like i like my friends. virgin.
>>78800157
Fuck China and their genocides, no wonder Taiwan hates them so much
>>78800307
I'm just waiting for another Mongolian Khan to rise up and tear China a new one. Nomadic horse-mounted snipers when?
>be american
>stay home during a hurricaine and die
Never forget the crimes of Imperial Japan.
I can recommend the 2 part 276 minute epos "SEEDIQ BALE"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-fbH6i_uyw
>>78800448
fuck you buddy, i got family in houston.
i'm going to deck the next canadian i see irl because of your rude post.
>be canadian
>stay at home and have meese crash through your wall
>>78800507
We call that "hurricane Bullwinkle"
>>78800507
meese=unpredictable havoc
hurricaine=predictable havoc
dr*mpftards r dum
>meese
>>78800422
feel bad for him, poor soul
>be american
>be fat
lol
>>78800571
sorry
meeses
>>78800603
*meeses'st've
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-4p9be2sR4
uh oh looks like the lumpy wumpfy dr*mpfies are a bit zumpy grumpy humpy
>be Australian
>be rude an alienate your only friends
..Lol?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzlumpf
also where were you when mma died
lol stupid moose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFS1alAVceY
>>78800758
rick and morty is a perfect example of something decent ruiner by ledditors
ledditor genocide when
>>78800758
>google CalArts cartoons
>vomitus
>>78800793
R&M wasn't ruined by redditors. they have no control over the quality of the content produced.
it was killed by a change in writing staff.
the diversification ( addition of women ) killed it
i liked star vs forces of evil
>be american
>only has friends because of money
LOL
now lets see the black guy fight mcgregor mma style.
obviously he won't because the nigga isn't retarded, unlike mcgregor.
>>78800793
>rick and morty
>decent
it was reddit from the start
>>78801016
>implying you wouldn't fight for 150 million+sponsor cash
>be australian
>go outside and get bitten by spiders
@78800989
What an abhorrent poster you are.
>>78800984
I like the trap porn that came from it
>I like the trap porn that came from it
>>78801088
gay
>>78801043
who payed mcgregor to lose in an unwinnable fight? people from the mma or boxing?
>>78801127
ppv money, so all of us actually
post dinner snack
>I like the trap porn that came from it
>be american
>don't go outside because door frame too small
lolol
>>78801148
oh i see, that makes sense actually.
>When you are juicing a lemon with your hands and it flies away
>I am cage fight man
>must fight box fight man
>he use different style
>he always wins because people try to beat him early
>hmmm
>better try to beat him early
I thought I was going to become a boxing fan but that sport is fucking dumb jesus christ. Its worse than FIFA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVh4bDEWOLc
>>78801237
>when it unironically juice goes into your eye
>>78801251
boxing against mayweather: the only winning move is not to play
can't get tired if you don't move
*thinkingblacktwitterman.jpg*
>>78801251
why is boxing dumb?
because it's too slow? because there isn't enough fancy show? because there is no blood and gore?
american minds are simple
boxing, much like soccer and chess, is a thinking man's sport
MMA is literally the cesspool of violent mongoloids with anger issues who just want to throw fists
>>78801343
its fucking dumb because the rounds are over before you know it and they obviously fix the fights so one guy can have a 50-0 record
>>78801388
>obviously fix the fights
you're thnking about wwe
>>78801429
>implying all sports aren't fixed
what's up
>made a typo
REEEEEEE
about to watch this
>>78801343
>soccer
O I AM LAFFIN
Any of you guys have any updogg?
>>78800758
>muda muda muda XD
>>78794940
i wish misa posted in /cum/ :(
>>78801535
I haven't heard of "updogg" before.
could you explain to me what it is?
would you?
>>78801582
updogg? you have any?
>>78801579
too bad
can't say i do
>>78801657
just say it
>>78801613
If we knew what updogg is, we could probably help you. Could you elaborate?
>>78796349
unstoppable duo
>>78801613
what is updogg
>>78801720
never
>>78801740
delete this post immediately
>>78801740
YOU FOOL, YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING.
>>78801740
>>78801721
>>78801774
>>78801765
WHAT'S UP WITH YOU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
after all this, the "d*ne" still managed to fuck up the joke
>>78801797
AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>78796752
>Estonia pays 3% of gpd into national defense
Thanks Estonia. You've always had the best flag of the Central Euro nations.
Ps. FUCK GERMANY, LUXESHITS, BELGIUM AND CANADA. Even fucking pootugal is paying 2% of their GDP jesus bonkers
What would be the best city in the United States, for someone who hates and rejects, and does not stand and wants to be totally away from autumn, leaves falling, snow, ice, and winter?
oh shit netflix has Star Trek TNG
seeee ya
>>78801919
Most of the southwest.
>>78801919
Nevada
>>78801919
Anywhere in Hawaii probably. Texas would be good too if you don't mind all the rednecks and beaners.
>>78801733
one of the only countries to pay nato bills. based Estonia
>>78801974
>>78801981
I care only to be places that are totally free and totally away from anything related to the fall and winter
>>78801883
How has Greece been able to make payments, but not all those other nations?
>>78801883
Why would we spend money on defence when our only border is our friend
>>78802124
Doesn't exist. The only free places in the world are far north because nobody wants to be up there to moderate people.
thinking I should try learning german
>>78802195
We need more funds since the number of burgers need defending seems to be increasing by the years.
>>78802264
ok
Misa fighting.......just what is she fighting??
>>78802208
The people who live in the place where there is autumn and winter, are all us whores.
Only idiots live in places where there is autumn and winter
>>78802289
;_;7
>>78802316
Winter is best season though.
No bugs.
>>78802309
jews
>>78802316
A lot of the warmer areas have higher crime in the US.
>>78802316
Rude. You're giving southerners a bad reputation.
t. Northern master race
>>78802348
THIS. MUCH OF THIS.
>>78802316
>wanting to live in a place where there's only one season
>wanting to live in a place where you can't be comfy by your fireplace as the snow falls
cold is best
earth needs another ice age
>>78802348
I'd rather be blazing, before living instead a place with fucking snow
>>78802365
I do not care about that
Living in places with autumn and winter is freaks and whores
Where do I get a Jew gf?
>>78802518
wew never knew she was so T H I C C
>>78802431
It is much better to live in places that are warm all year round and with only one season
Only idiots have chimneys
310
Should have been an ironic OP like this:
>smoking in 2017 edition
After all smoking is not so good