/brit/

*pushes the granny off the throne*
I am the king now

Lads what the FUCK would you do if you were going to shag a supposed woman and found out she was a tranny? Reckon I'd lose it

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>only ever sucked an asian girls toes - tasted very soft and mild. almost similar to glutinous noodles like udon or ho fun noodles.

>was tempted to pour some soy sauce on but thought she might get offended at my autism.

>Would love to suck and lick a jewess' feet.

This isn't British culture related someone make a real new

>>78794358
don't see how irish posters can really ever show their freckled faces round here ever again.

>>78794358
>chimp face at the end

>>78794386
well if they were passable enough to fool me up to that point, I'd just proceed with the shag

>>78794397
astounding combination of letters

>>78794358
literally looks like an ape when he jumps up there and bares his teeth

>>78794358
The STATE of whitey

>>78794386
willy still attached or not?
still attached i'd be excited and just cary on.

no longer attached i'd act all shocked and disappointed but would forgive and shag anyway.

invited my brother and his 17yo friends to drink with the lads last night
one of em started crying after 8 beers

Should be illegal to own a car older than 2007
Don't want to see your ugly shitbox on the road.

>>78794397
>sucked an asian girls toes
>tasted similar to glutinous noodles like udon or ho fun noodles

>suck and lick a jewess' feet
>tastes similiar to children's blood

>>78794428
>>78794445
The utter STATE of this general. To think this is who I post among.

the green letters

>>78794463
i bet portuguese girl's feet taste faintly of salted cod and sweat

(would also like to lick)

>>78794462
*older than 2007 with a market value under 20k

plenty of nice cars that are well looked after

Marxism Leninism

Reminder you can't transition gender and any "female" tranny is a man. If you shagged it knowingly you'd be gay

>>78794468
no you listen here you dumb twat

it's very hard to "fall" for a tranny
it's extraordinarily easy to tell if they're a tranny or not, regardless of how many surgeries they've had

if they somehow manage to fool me up to the point that we're in bed together (and they somehow haven't mentioned that they're a tranny), I'm not going to fucking mind since they're basically a woman at that point
there's no point in complaining about it at that point

>>78794358
cannot fathom how someone could be so fucking weak

>>78794477
trying to wrap my head around this

Hitlerism-Rockwellinism desu

Why are there loads of old cars in America but you don't see any here? Some kind of regulation reason??

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>>78794462
>thinking the fragile new ecoboxes are actually good cars
this u

smoke weed everyday

>>78794529
spell out the names of the letters m8

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>I'd be finishing work at this time on a weekday
>the weekend is OVER and the only spare time remaining is that of a weekday evening

>>78794503
>If you shagged it knowingly you'd be gay
nah
gay blokes (generally) don't shag trannies
they don't find them attractive
it's not gay
I'm not saying it's straight either, it's something in between

>>78794358
genuinely think i could heem mcgregor

>>78794122
More evidence leftypol are larpers. state of leftypol literally hanging another countrys flag in your room, your parents must be well proud
>and this is our sons room

>>78794529
it's retarded
think of h as (as americans pronounce it) aytch

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>>78794516
>since they're basically a woman at that point

>>78794553
It's a bank holiday tomorrow

i smoke two joints

>gender is a social construct
>gender dysphoria is a physical disorder that requires surgery
hmmm

>>78794516
>they're basically a woman at that point
Uhhhh no sweaty they're still a man. You would have sex with a lad. That's alright but you should admit it.

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>>78794386

>>78794503
stopped caring about whether i'd be classified as gay or straight a while ago 2bh.

as long as i enjoy myself and no one gets hurt its fine.

why do black people gauge the race war based on the outcome of televised sporting events

>>78794516
And if you get in bed and she whips out a dick?

>>78794529
phonetic alphabetical order

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>>78794440
STATE of lefties

>>78794536
All cars built between 80s and 2010 are ugly as shit. All cars built before 80s are loud as shit and stink of shit

>>78794551
Ay, hatch, ra, bee, que?

>>78794577
for you
I don't get bank holidays off although I prefer the extra holiday and the choice

imagine being an arsenal fan lads

>>78794633
>don't get bank holidays off
Whyyyyyy

>>78794611
state of white "people"

>>78794634
*speaks multicultural london english*

>>78794352
Excellent edition

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this

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Business idea: Start importing Maghrebi gfs

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>spell the letters

>>78794586
>>78794575
I said basically, not literally

would you rather I say "for all intents and purposes"?
stop arguing pointless semantics

>>78794602
if they're passable enough to get me into bed with them then they'll either have a fake vagina or it'll be a tiny shrunken penis
it's a non-issue
plus, a hole is a hole

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<3

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Only military surplus I own and I don't wear it in public, that's virgin-tier.
It's for innawoods, paintball and camping

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>>78794462
>ugly shitbox
the GOAT car was made before 2007 lad

>>78794625
>hatch
>ra

m8 wot

its not like i hate political left or right

i hate politics itself

to be specific, i hate any kind of system that emerges from a group of humans

human needs no such system

they live alone
they die alone
and there is no regulation needed between those human interaction

*gets on my high horse*

>>78794645
work in the head office of a retail company

brainlet me

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>>78794620
Bet you're LOADS of fun at parties

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>>78794646

>>78794677
the brainlet sociology

>>78794679
*slings my hook*

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>>78794654
>for all intents and purposes

>>78794611
BASED black man

>>78794677
>they live alone
>they die alone
maybe if you're a japanese turborunt haha

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very frustrated with things lads

>>78794654
No it's 100% a man who has severe psychological disorders and has had surgery. There's no grey area lmao

>>78794650
Aye actually despise those cunts that think they're some fucking DJ headlining an event. What possesses these people, what mental illness is it?

>>78794688
not an expert on deanos but that sounds suspiciously like a deano occupation

>>78794699
yeah they cant fight so they rely on pussy ass weapons lol

>>78794592
/pol/ wasn't doing exactly the same thing?

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>brainlet me

>>78794652
had one, not worth the hassle tbqfh imho

just beat my sister up again

>>78794710
okay all intents and purposes sans pregnancy and xx dna, but that doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things

>>78794731
so is it straight to like an ftm tranny who looks like a young man?

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>>78794655

>>78794731
But if he fooled you, theoritically wouldn't that mean that you thought it was a woman up until you saw the dick; therefore she's obviously a woman with a penis

btw im not gay

It is GAY to fuck trannies end of.

>>78794747
this is why blacks don't have a lot of gun violence in the us

hat post this

it is NOT gay to fuck PASSABLE trannies

don't care if its gay, would still shag a tranny and even potentially fondle her willy.

don't give a fly fuck if its gay straight bi or asexual

Seen a field mouse in here 4 (FOUR) times so far today.

Little bastard is taunting me, going to switch back to lethal traps if he keeps it up.

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>It is GAY to fuck trannies end of.

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>>78794775

>>78794734
I've been to house parties where the bloke has his own decks and is doing some shit ladhouse mix
it's not a bad thing, better than someone putting on the usual Top40 shite

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>hat post this

>>78794747
>muskets
>not being able to tactically counter them with gorilla warfare
Niggers are just too stupid
>>78794782
That's not the question, it's if she fooled you up until you saw the dick. That means you literally thought she was a woman so if you fuck her it's not gay

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>>78794773
>okay all intents and purposes sans pregnancy and xx dna

HATE house parties where the music is just treated as background noise
you can't dance to pop shite so why put it on?

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President Donald J. Trump

>he stared directly into a total eclipse, and the sun went blind.
>he built a sandcastle on a beach in Dubai, then sold it to the Saudi Royal Family as a vacation home.
>he won a golf tournament with a single stroke.
>he folded a paper airplane and threw it out the window; it bombed 4 ISIS bases.
>he signs legislation with feather quill pens plucked from a bald eagle perched on his desk.
>he follows witches around on a stage while standing perfectly still.
>he wanted to adopt a new pet, so he went on a safari.
>he was held hostage by terrorists; when negotiations were finished, they paid him a $30 million ransom.
>his online shitposting directs the course of human history.
>he sells rice to the Chinese.
>when his car was blocked by violent rioters, he walked the rest of the way.
>eating fast food makes him healthier.
>at the end of his 2 terms of President, he’ll look 30 years younger.
>when he visited the Vatican, the Pope prayed to him for forgiveness.
>he made employee of the month after his job interview.
>he was the guest speaker at his own college graduation.
>he issues pardons for crimes that weren’t even committed.
>the wives he divorced sing praise of his sexual prowess.

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>>78794819

>>78794815
fucking someone with a penis=gay
end of

>>78794776
Non sequitur.


>>78794773
Let me clarify:it's gay to fuck a mtf knowingly but not unknowingly. It's also gay to fuck a ftm not knowing it's a woman but would be straight if you knew it's a woman.

>>78794737
it probably is in the offices of more exciting retailers

>>78794864
dont know how the irish can ever show their face around these parts again after last nights display

>>78794821
Not talking about top40 shite, talking about putting some anthem on every knows like stone roses or something. Something more jolly instead of constant trance, etc... My mates were DJs successful in the hardstyle scene I know what I'm talking about

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>hat post this

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>fucking someone with a penis=gay
>end of

>>78794864
ah yes, the proverbial 'pint gf', as it were

call me a bisexual nihilistic rick and morty reddit twat, but I don't really mind what gender the person I'm shagging is
it doesn't ultimately matter
a hole is a hole

all I need is someone to ~love~, someone to cuddle in bed with at night, someone clean and not smelly, someone to hang out with, and someone to put my dick in

nothing else really matters

>>78794837
>tactically counter them with gorilla warfare
trying to counter musket armed infantry with dispersion is asking to get killed by cavalry
there's a reason that hardly ever worked

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s

>the word gay had a positive meaning before, a synonym of merry
>homosexual men have started to called themselves gay because they wanted to present them positive as possible
>now the word gay's meaning turned into a negative one


language is fun isnt it

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>hardstyle

>>78794916
fernando is the best abba track desu

>>78794900
2bh I'm not gay but I would fuck a passable tranny.
But penis is just isn't for me. It would be nice though to fuck someone who likes taking it in the ass.
Although some traps penis are aesthetic, not in a gay way though just 'mirin. no homo
>>78794915
Niggers should have domesticated zebra

>>78794884
Dont care

*punches you*

>>78794900
Fuck off

why do people keep saying UFC probably took most of mcgregors money?
how can they own him like that?

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>fernando is the best abba track desu

imagine having your sexuality so strictly defined by whether the girl has a penis or not

don't hat post or brainlet post this

>>78794944
prefer british clubs where no one makes an effort to look good and everyone just wears a sweaty tshirt and jeans.

posting in an epic bread

>this POOSENAL defence

*betrays my race*

haha wew lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85J91FwPrTw

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>don't hat post or brainlet post this

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>implying you wouldn't let pic related suck you off

NEED a brainlet wojak with a little fedora on top of his brain stub

>>78794944
>implying old-school hardstyle wasn't merged with the gabber scene
>typical amerimutt who has never been to defcon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjg1cbI0xf4

The only scenario in which it isn't gay to fuck a mtf is if you get tricked into it and have no idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnfBtT3FC-c

DRRUMMMMMPPHHHHFFF

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my personal chef made a fine meal today

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>>78794981
>whether the girl has a penis or not

dubs confirm Wenger out

>>78795005
needs a little hat on top of his brainlet

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRpGFi8-0FE

>personal chef
a refined way to call yer mum tho

>>78794986
prefer raves where no one gives a fuck what anyone looks like and everyone dresses like a tramp because they know their clothes are going to get wrecked in the mud, and no one is a judgemental twat or trying to prove something

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>>78795030
OH YOU'VE DONE IT NOW DRUMPFFFFF

>POOSENAL

>>78794944
>american rave '''culture'''
is there anything worse?

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>>78794981
>whether the girl has a penis

communism = jedi
fascists = sith

>whether the girl has a penis or not
dont have any reaction images for this but im baffed

the missus has never had a penis AND she's not opposed to anal on special occasions

>the Irish spent so much money betting on McGregor that they can only afford a single meal per day
Grim

>>78795088
>communism
>religion

HAHA LOOK HOW FUCKING MANLY I AM
HAHA YOU'RE GAY - THAT'S RIGHT - GAY! - BECAUSE YOU OPENLY SHAG A TRANNY
HAHA IT HAS A PENIS AND THAT ALONE MAKES YOU GAY

*drives off in my manual ford cortina whilst furiously masturbating the gear swiper*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8G8cdbPmp8

having some happy bread juice

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>>78795089

>>78795024
never been done before im afraid

am i meant to find a job or is a job meant to find me?

Has anyone here watched/read The Magicians?
Any good?

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FUCK DRUMPF
FCUK KKK
FUCK WOMEN
FUCK FASCIST USA

>ARSELEL

>>78795140
dont care fuck off

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>>78795101
>HAHA IT HAS A PENIS AND THAT ALONE MAKES YOU GAY

>>78795128
just be yourself. my mum unironically gave me that as advice to finding a job

>>78795108
so THIS is where it started going wrong for the white race...

>>78795140
yanks are so brash
disgusts me desu

>>78795101
yes, shagging someone with a penis is gay.
Why do you care? You aren't homophobic are you anon?

>3-0
croikey

>>78795133
i haven't

>>78795099
how is communism not a religion?

>>78794986
i frequent the alt/lgbt club here because it's the only place that regularly hosts house/techno/dnb nights
the outfits you see are ridiculous but for the most part these people are just expressing themselves where they can rather than trying to impress people

>>78795027
this is alright but is a far cry from current hardstyle which is vile
wouldn't sound out of place in any hard techno set

>>78795088
The Jedi are a bunch of theocratic mystics who try to hold back societal development

>>78795111
good post

*fuses with Canada*

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>gear swiper

>>78795170
shit attempt whoever made this should kills themselves

>>78795035
had 3 small ostrich steaks on wednesday.

was dank. i had marinaded in coca cola for a day before. then i coated it in a little pepper and paprika.

2 were perfectly medium rare, the third was a bit on the rarer side but still good.

tasted really nice. picked them up from lidl in february and they were running out of date.

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Hello everyone.

Have I mentioned yet that I dislike MMA and boxing and think that the fight from a few hours ago was an overrated waste of money and time? Also anyone who likes it it stupid.

Have you also noticed how I am being daring and edgy by going against what I consider popular opinion? This clearly shows how I am smarter than you.

Also I really really hate how everyone keeps talking about it, so I am going to talk about it too. But it's okay, because I'm dissing on it which is totally different, not like all you losers who are talking about it unironically. You're just dumb.

Please notice how special and unique I am teehee :3

You'll never catch me entertaining "sports", or as I like to call it, "opiate for the uneducated proletariat". You're much more likely to find me at the local civic centre debating current affairs, geo-politics, and Nietzsche with my similarly intellectual friends (who consider me a worthy adversary).

What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early XDD

>>78795133
i read the first book
it was good

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>communism isn't a religion

>>78795162
90's rave culture was the pinnacle of the white race

>>78795192
so handsome

>>78795099
Communism has turned into a modern day religion. It has the tell-tale signs, deities (Marx, Stalin, Mao, Che), it has its heaven (Utopia), it has its term for followers (workers), it has even evolved to have different denominations (feminism, 3rd worldism, socialism, leninsts, cultural marxism), it has guidance for how to live, it has guidance on politics, it has guidance on societal interactions. And finally communism was started at the same time other modern day religions were, during the Great Revival (1840-1870's along with mormonism, adventism, witnessing, certain strains of judaism and islam). Communism has its own form of apologetics like omission, arguments from authority, chanting, and outright denial of facts.

>>78795209
ummmmm........

>>78795192
does he know about /brit/?
what happens if he finds out?

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waaa girls should fuck me even though I'm disgusting waaaaa roasties waaa

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

*hops on the bandwagon*

>>78795232
>does he know about /brit/?
no
>what happens if he finds out?
he'll get confused and invite the police round to his rented flat in high wycombe and they'll just tell him to ignore it and stop wasting their time

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>>78795243
but god does exist

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>>78795176
north american rave/danceclub culture is cringeworthy like that.

never seen anyone put any effort into looking flamboyant for a night out or a festival (besides fancy dress)

>>78795253
*falls off cuz you drank too much Jameson*

>>78795275
no he doesn't morty

>wakes up
>remembers mcgregor lost last night
>stops posting in /brit/ and slinks back to /éire/

http://citiesofthemind.com/jedi-are-the-bad-guys/

>go gym with bad back, bad shoulder and aching elbow after having a wank and on a cut
>STILL far stronger than 95% of the normans there

unbelievable how weak the average man is

>>78795275
reddit

>>78795232
"I tried to look at that page but saw only inane comments"

>>78795209
EEZER GOODE!
EEZER GOODE!
HES EBENEEZER GOODE!

>>78795280
you're comparing festivals to raves in nightclubs
go to creamfields or whatever and everyone will be like the left pic

>>78795307
BLACKED

>>78795307
most of us don't care about who punches more better than the other puncher

reckon i have an anger problem

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>bash the fa-

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GRmh2Qq8Dc

communism = tfw too smart wojak
alt right = brainlet wojak

>doing weight training
cringe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q07X4VsI9zg
made me cry

*clobbers you*

>>78795280
i wouldn't call most of it flamboyant (except for the retards that stumble in thinking it's a normie club), it's more punk/alt

>>78795376
>he doesn't climb
Sad!

>>78795370
>starves over 20 million people
yeah really smart

kinda want to go for a poo but i'm scared if i go it'll be wet, hot and painful

>>78795379
how do we get him to america?

imagine living next door to tim

BRRRGBRRGBRRRGBRRGBRRGR
IN MY MIND GOING TO CAROLINA
BRRGRGRBRBRRGRBGRBGRBGRBG
... it's the 29th of august 2017 ... THESE PEOPLE ... A NURSE FROM THE NHS .... MESSING ME ABOUT ... teddy's got the swiper
BRINGBRINGBRINGBRINGBRINGBRHAGU

must be like hell on earth

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>>78795370
>>78795425
commies are intelligent but not wise

>>78795425
rorke brainlet

>>78795426
>kinda want to go for a poo but i'm scared if i go it'll be wet, hot and painful

Funny, that's what your mum said when I banged her last night

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lol

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Jesus here AMA

>>78795445
yeah he complains in his videos that his neighbours are telling him to stop playing the piano all the time

>>78795480
christ
tim's a cunt

>>78795461
Hate how a picture of some Obama era program advert represents communists

>>78795445
my neighbour is a paranoid schizophrenic.

him and his extended family are having a barbecue and they invited me over.

will go in a bit because the chicken smells dank

why are rorkes so stupid??

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>made a bet with GF on Mcgregor Mayweather fight
>If Mcgregor wins I get to fuck another girl
>If Mayweather wins she gets to fuck another guy
>she's picked a black guy

Fuck sake lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aZORPPKzFk
choon

>>78795461
every communist i know is a dumb roastie who thinks its good because it helps the poor

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>>78795461
>>78795462
>commies
>smart

shopping in the big and tall section

Am I white?

>>78795480
theyre trying to silence him

he is timothy byrne, the silenced singer

>>78795478
that nose is absolutely hideous

>>78795516
can you watch?

>>78795531
Yes

any brum man in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq1mUEhKQfc

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>>78795516
refuse to believe this is authentic but will howl anyhow

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>>78795516
>gf wanted McGregor to win
>was confident he would win
Our bet was that the loser has to do all the dishes for two weeks, though.

Am I pink?

>>78795516
how can you just pick someone to fuck?

shopping in the xxl section

>>78795506
come on lad, I'm sure you're self-aware to laugh at your type and acknowledge most self proclaimed communists are effeminate numales

>>78795461
I'm literally off the chart lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53HYdi0hLJI

The people here are usually pretty destructive overall but I think maybe just once we could work together to do something nice for Tim. I think he deserves it.

>>78795557
what's this mans name?

>>78795478
he noes look like Texas LMFAO

>>78795590
>I think he deserves it.
he's a fucking twat.

WOULD be up for doing something ncie for Kev though.

>>78795596
danny baldwin

>>78795574
How's Sweden?
Say hi to skabetty for me while you're there

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>the best friend got dumped so we can play vidya together again

>>78795280
Haha that ket face.

>>78795613
bit rude innit?

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>lost a bunch of weight
>had to replace all of my clothing

>>78795613
we should take kev to a ducks game

https://twitter.com/richardbspencer/status/901608877480927232

wtf is this guys problem with us??

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>>78794650

>>78795643
did you check round the back of the settee

>>78795643
not wearing ur baggy clothes haha the state of you x

>>78795643
the diet jew got you good

>>78795632
*plays piano and guitar incessantly daily*
*is aggressive towards neighbours and deliverymen*
*refuses to acknowledge that he may be inconveniencing others and instead blames them for inconveniencing him*

he doesn't deserve something nice. he just needs to be monitored before he hurts someone.

Think I've over done mdma

Don't feel anything from it anymore

1984 is the story of how a petit bourgeois snobbish bureaucrat resents a socialist revolution and the working class being given freedoms while he is expected to serve his country with dignity and loyalty, yet tries to stage a counter revolution.

Lord of the Rings is a story of how imperialist mystics try to suppress industrial development that would cause them to lose their own privileged standing to those evil filthy proles, hence why the Orcs have working class accents.

>>78795686
take a month break

>>78795665
is this the infamous black speech known as Scottish?

Lads I need your help what's a plausible explanation for having loads of little plastic bags in your room with traces of white powder in them to tell your mum

>>78795665
what is with Scottish people typing like they've had a lobotomy

>>78795557
It's a post on /tv/ that this bender copied for easy (you)s

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un-ironically trying to get her number last night

inb4 carlow xD

>>78795578
Nah.

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Should I apply lads?

>>78795720
Vanilla protein powder samples

>>78795721
most of their brains have been destroyed by heroine

>>78795665
audibly chuckled

>>78795681
Hurts someone with what? Vocal practice? There wouldn't be a problem if you communist shitlords would quit hacking his PC and blocking his view with your rolling eyesores.

>>78795721
you'd struggle to type too if you had a needle sticking out of your arm

>>78795694
Lord of the Rings is indeed written from a reactionary author but 1984 was written by a socialist author.

Both are good books though.

>>78795741
do they do gay shoots of sissy little white bois getting railed?

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Cops? Not a fan.
Stasi? Big fan.

>POOSENAL x4

If I was at a party and some boring cunt put on abba or the stone roses I'd heem them

>ARSELEL

>>78795721
Fingers too greasy from deep fried special brew to get proper purchase on the keyboard.

>>78795760
most radcen post of the thread

Coke? Not a fan.
Pepsi? Big fan.

>>78795725
You deny this? I'm not talking about the manly slavic brutes who fought in the Red Army, I'm talking about the average western communist in 2017. You don't have the self awareness to realise that most of them are embarrassing?

I mean I'm a rorke, I know there's a lot of cretins on my side that embarrass us. But I can clearly see there's a damn lot on the left as well.

>>78795827
>>78795827
>>78795827
new

>>78795720
Lying will make you look like more of a junkie.

If I was at a party and some boring cunt put on abba or EDM or some other shite that wasn't obscure indie synthwave I'd send their jaw into the 4th dimension

>>78795720
How about throw them out idiot

>>78795790
would vaporise your jaw the moment you even hinted at putting on stormzy or whatever gay normie pop you lefties listen to

Anyone know a high street shop that would sell mousetraps? (urgent)

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>>78794529

>>78794531
How old are we talking?
Are we talking 90's and 2000's, or 50's and 60's?