>be american >die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTXQVOtroIQ

some hurricane stream for those interested.

>>78792540
Got strafen America

>>78792996
wtf it's just water nigga, just wear some rubber boots and get an umbrella. hahahaha

damn I wish I could die hahahaha

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>they don't like it (water)
bahahahahahaa

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>when you do the wrong thing
bahahahahahahaha

are americ*ns people?

>>78792996
>flooding and tornadoes
Pretty fucked

>>78793907
>being this deluded
America is God´s country. Unless you´re a filthy chink commie or indian/other asian feudalist, the enlightened way to live exists only in America. A Europoor can only dream of the political, social and economic liberty enjoyed by each and every American.

>>78793975
is this avatar

>>78792540
>Krassenstein

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>>78795206
hmmm

>>78795121
'I know of no country in which there is so little independence of mind and real freedom of discussion as in America.'
- Alexis de Tecqueville

>>78795257
does this have a misplaced modifier

>>78795257
What a faggot

>>78795121
America is the Devil's greatest trick.

>>78792996
So Houston is ded?

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>>78795206

>>78795288
De La Démocratie en Amérique, Chapter XV.

>Texas

Nothing of value was lost

lol why so much fucking drama, like just swim across the street you fucking idiot, hahahaha.
Like just stay in a building and read a book or something while this ends. Jesus hahaha.

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>>78795873

Death to the great satan!

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Black mayor telling people to stay.

>>78796028
>Americans
>read

>>78793958
Hi Dracula

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>>78799114
All if his people are going to drown

>>78793975
>another c07 will get destroyed
good

>>78799114
>wh*Tes cowards escape
>black kings remain
AMerican history in a nutshell

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>>78792540
>tfw americans put their hurricances in their shoes

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>>78799829
>>78800999

>>78799114
just an opinion
he is true
an experience told by my old firnd at jakarta (who always get flood)
if it's not a danger flood, stay at home, as best as you can, to protect your belonging at home and preparing to leave you home. So when an evacuation order is came, you don't need worry your home get hijacked by criminals

dude its just water dude just swim literally swim man haha

>>78801443
is he retarded? no seriously is this motherfucker retarded or what?

Why is Murica so shit in water management? Just ask us, we seajews will fix it for you.

zest

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>>78792996
bitch just blamed this mess on the locals for not leaving earlier.

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>>78792540
Why do non-East, non-Southeast Asians and non-North Americans pretend to know about hurricanes again?

Americans do suck at it, tho, but still, most of you fuckers have never seen anything bigger than your average thunder storm.