Civil Disobedience Edition
fuck off, you racist
Alaska > Lower 48
fuck drumpf and deffo fuck yppo
urina de macaco
uma delicia
Kill all fascists
>>78781328
ketchup man, are you currently employed in alaska or a student, how is the employment there? are you going to move to a different state after you're done with education
RESIST
>Alaska > Lower 48
>>78781339
Better luck next time, sport
>>78781357
I work for my father and I have no plans to go to the cancer 48
>>78781364
Shut up commie.
cum lol
>>78781353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46mO7jx3JEw
>>78781384
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>Shut up commie.
>>78781378
fishing or oil related?
>>78781408
Neither construction.
Really hate Cl*ck
>>78781404
if you want to go shopping for some clothes, how long does it take to travel to the store? do you walk or drive?
Well deserved would do it again
>ketchiKEK
pls kys
it hurts to watch QT asmr vidos
Could honestly knock out any one of you
cascadia when
*HEEM'S Canada*
Could honestly knock cascadia and clack out.
*sharts*
just try it fucko
>>78781474
HIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAA *JUMPS IN YOUR PATH*
WHERE ARE YOU GOING YOU SCUM!!
*DOES JUDO*
*pulls chain*
thats enough out of the peanut gallery
>canadian rape baby
>knock anyone out
umm no, sweetie
*looks through mother's medicine cabinet*
*crosschecks all the names on erowid*
>>78781487
*evades your heem*
*puts you into a clinch*
*grabs your gi and hip tosses you*
*puts you into an arm bar*
>>78781474
I don't play with fists nigga
meet me some where
bring any artillery you need piiiimp
*shimmies out and kicks you in the nuts*
California needs to muzzle that dog.
>>78781474
you can't even knock on a door, you cunt.
california can't get out of bed
>>78781522
you are cute
CUTE
>cuts self while preparing the salad
ah yes, cooking with depression.
>>78781603
*lowers defenses to the north*
>>78781636
stupid idiot
just don't think about being depressed and you won't be depressed anymore
it worked for me
>>78781625
too busy fucking your mother all day in it
>2011
>11-17 year olds
>>78781640
How is the Pacific north west tree octopus population doing?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GUYS
GUYS
WHATS THE HARDEST PART OF EATING A VEGETABLE
THE WHEELCHAIR
>niggers
>self reported
>unlabeled
fake news
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>78781665
i don't care about anything but orcas and salmon. maybe bigfoot too
>>78781692
https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/prevalence-maps.html
>>78781698
delete this right now
>>78781678
Bravo finland
>Could honestly knock cascadia and clack ou-
HHHHHHHHHHHhHHHHHHHHHHHH
>I spend my Saturday nights looking up obesity statistics
>>78781713
Could honestly knock out anyone that lives within cascadia
POOOOWWWWWWWWWEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
california is fat and full of mexicans haha
>>78781736
*knocks you out*
butter luck next time
Haha time to take my nightly pills and not get enough sleep again
in oregon, you get thrown in prison for pumping your own gas
>>78781750
what pills do you take?
>why yes, I pump my own gas
In C*lifornia, the government literally forces you to pump your own gas.
Californians are quite literally slaves to this man.
>I pay people to manhandle my car for me
>>78781757
"men's health" daily multivitamin, supplementary 50 mgs of zinc, 2 valerian capsules, 100 mgs of benadryl, and two 3mg melatonin gummies
Cut down my benadryl intake by 75% because the extra 300 mgs weren't really helping me all that much and made me extra groggy in the morning
see, if you werent lazy and just stood up and pumped your own gas, you wouldnt be so fat
might start taking alpha brain before and after drinking a lot
any of you guys from houston? hows it looking over there?
i probably need to buy some powder with empty calories because i eat so much i mean could be saving money here
joe rogan is really smart
78781866
first time using paint, kiddo?
First time in an Alaskan gulag?
>spend a couple hours looking at cars on craigslist
>remember I dont have the money or time to actually buy anything
>do it again the next day
why do i keep doing this to myself
doesnt alaska only see the sun a few days out of the year?
or was that somewhere else
>First time in an Alaskan gulag?
wew
>>78781868
take sugarfree powdered fiber, it's calories + less hunger + faster digestion + smooth clean shits all in one
Doesn't California only see white people a few days out of the year?
>>78781938
I did that too for awhile. Then I remembered Im going back to a place where driving anywhere takes at least 2 hours and realized it wasnt worth it
>Me: superior american soldier
>Ketchicuck: fat useless german blob
quite sad
Did you boys go out for the fight? Had a fucking great time tonight.
>>78782120
Fuck no, I stayed home and watched anime.
>>78782120
Fuck no, I stayed home and watched Bridge to Terabithia.
RIP
Anyone in Austin Texas want a roommate
WHATS MY NAME?
>>78782194
Ketchicuck
It's over, Ketchicuck.
I'm done here.
autism
Cluckmyass is first to go in the Oregon genocide
>>78782256
*grabs your dick*
You got a problem with gays, fella?
@Ketchicuck
The desperation in your post is unreal.
You have been thoroughly BTFO. Just accept it.
Time to bow down to this BAC and pray to god you don't end up in our gulags.
*whips ketchicuck*
Settle down and get beck to work.
You're my property. I own you.
Oregon is part of the great Alaskan empire
False, all of North America west of the rockies is rightful Oregonian clay.
hmm
Get back on that trail cuckmyass you're standing in Alaskan soil.
Cute post, ketchicuck. You're standing on Canadian soil.
Me dabbing to oregon being conquered for 50 minutes.
wtf is ketchicuck
update me on /cum/ memes
>>78782392
Wait, is this the velvet room
Me dabbing to all Alaskans getting spitroasted in the upcoming Russo-Canadian war.
>>78782623
an irrelevant and unoriginal redditflags poster
I'm the only good poster here don't believe the hype.
>>78782631
Fuck off monkey boy.
Funny, I'm the only relevant redditflags poster remaining.
>discord
If you use discord you aren't relevant.
clack is cool
>>78782701
this, everyone knows clack is the best poster
>autistic newfag
>relevant
umm no, sweetie
Its a fact all Oregon posters have some form of the 'tisms.
god I hope we don't get any houston CHI refugees
anime is cool
clack is cool
God I hope we don't get Oregon refugees when a tsunami hits.
i would never become a refugee
Not a single person would willingly go to Alaska.
Not even in the event of a massive earthquake.
Wow gee wiz Ketchikan is the best poster here and anime is disgusting garbage.
>>78782256
>fag
I don't think so sweetheart xoxo
>>78782871
Nice photoshop weeb fag.
>>78782894
what a cute female
@ketchicuck
I don't watch anime, you brainlet.
>I don't watch anime
>Post anime constantly
Sure thing slant lover
>>78782623
some redditfags shitposting flaggot that's attention circlejerking ITT with one or two other shitposter /soc/ trip flaggots
>you have to watch anime to post anime
What a brainlet conclusion to come to.
>>78782917
indeed
He says while wacking it to anime
>>78782948
Cool extra flag.
>>78782985
tfw no gf
haha at least I'm free, right?
I produce above average pre-cum and have nearly frictionless skin. I never needed my foreskin.
mountains that are rightful oregon clay:
st. helens
adams
*farts extremely loud*
*farts again so you can hear me*
>>78783268
Hold op med at fjolle rundt.
>>78783017
thanks but that's not the full extent of my snowflake
bran flakes are so fucking good
>>78783363
hello
Your memes are shit.
>>78783671
*masturbates*
>>78783671
kthxbai
>>78783803
umm hello?
rip cum
Let it die
I'm reading posts from 7 years ago on gamefaq.
Your mom is from 7 years ago.
>>78784777
What the fuck are those digits.
Hehe so mcfaggot lost
Satisfying
Not quite as much as his 20second KO though
Little bitch can never follow up on his shit talking
>>78784777
Super rude. Hope u get banned.
>>78785235
It's not surprising, American's are the best at eberything.
Morning!
Do any of you work at the Goldman Sachs?
>>78785583
No. Oracle.
Haha tricked I don't work at all.
>>78785606
Do you know people who work at the Goldman Sachs?
To put it in words a capitalist american would understand, I am trying to "network". Cheers and have a good Sunday otherwise.
So this is the sad life of being an Indian scammer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dDfEYCCG-4
Fine then. Here's a quick fun fact.
French people spend 4600 € on average annually on their health, and die on average at 82.
American people spend 10 000 $ on average annually on their health, and die on average at 79.
I'm thinking american people are very poor businessmen to get scammed like this.
>>78781353
>not being part of the mexican national movement of labor
faggot
>>78785858
So you're saying we need national syndicalism to root out this corruption.
>>78785858
>>78785858
>>78785583
>>78785643
I know that's you, Macron. You really pulled the wool over the socialists.
>>78785990
Aye friend! The State before the individual, as we french have willed it since the French Revolution.
>>78786094
Nope sadly, but it is a great feeling to be confused for my mentor and hero. Him blasting the poles last week was bliss too.
https://youtu.be/R0Qv2ncTjY0
What if everyone skipped down
Along the city streets that run all throughout the town?
Imagine if they met up in the city's heart
And one by one they held hands and gazed up into the sky
If everyone would look around from where they stand
And open up and learn to give and take a chance
Then that will be the hope to chase away my cries
So don't you fret just live on with your head held high-igh-igh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqlR4IEl_04
We gonna blow like landmines I don't fuck with purp that's the only reason yams died
Arrêtez de parler anglais
anyone see the fight?
Almost cuddled cute Tinder girl
almost
>>78788702
Yeah there was a high quality stream on here last night that lasted the entire fight and then some
Girls are stupid and I don't respect them, that's right I just want to have sex with them
>>78782985
stop posting pornography
>>78789112
>replying to 3.5 hour old posts
>>78789187
ever heard of timezones dumb pornography poster?
Gonna head to Wendy's lads. You guys need anything?
>>78789481
Not off their breakfast menu, no
>>78789481
Bring me back a gf pleae
>>78789530
Sorry best I could do is a black bf.
>>78789481
do all wendy's in mooseland have breakfast menus?
i've only ever seen 1 here
im back from work you guys
>>78789623
Your boss called again..
He needs you to come back and cover a call off
>>78789623
Did you get stabbed again?
>>78789481
i don't like that touhou
scary...
something is wrong with my leg guys
>Ariana Grande - Break Free (feat. Zedd).FLAC
Watching people post their addresses on Twitter because they thought they could ride out a Cat 4 is fucking insane
>>78790316
what does riding out a cat 4 mean
looks like everyone here had a good saturday night.
i went out to a bar and made friends with the older folk
>>78790438
sounds gay and lame
are you the faggot cleaning the sidewalk on your street
no, i'm not "the faggot cleaning the sidewalk on your street."
He sounds like a swell dude to live near.
i live near the nigger ghetto, and see homeless people every day.
picking up litter on the side of the street won't make this area any more desirable
i'd have to take out the trash as well
>>78790515
do you own a gun
fuck off BATFE
so did maynigger or mcnigger win? because it seems like darkies are chimping out already
>>78790646
the irish manlet got kntfo
literally didn't stand a chance against the black titan
they're both manlets. what are you talking about?
>>78790684
blacks can't be manlets
>>78790646
/pol/ is in damage control right now
are these shitposters schizotypal or something?
>>78790953
no one in their right man thought mcgreggor stood a chance. Why the fuck would they be in damage control after such an unsurprising outcome?
>>78791068
because white man is better than black man (nigger)
I'm back from Wendy's. Got a black gf for the anon up there.
>>78789763
Don't be a pussy dane this is why no one likes
you.
hit a nigga so hard his legal name changed to What Happened
>>78791516
C L O U T
thinking about getting some mexican street tacos for lunch
>>78791633
no one but yourself is stopping you from doing that
>>78791681
well that and the fact they're not open yet
>>78791633
t. norovirus trying to find new hosts to infect.
prove this pic wrong
https://youtu.be/w4oHBoeuZ10
I am here
Prove this pic wrong.
>>78791733
don't care
Thinking back 5 years ago to when I could have gotten revenge on a shitty highschool teacher. I was at a school open mic flirting with girls and he tried to tell me to leave. His breath smelled like whiskey and he was obviously tipsy. now I just fantasize about turning into a sociopath and getting him arrested for being such a dick.
Also good morning cumfags
>>78791811
>I was at a school open mic flirting with girls and he tried to tell me to leave
Probably not a good idea to hit in HS girls when you're 32
>>78791733
you can't
>>78791790
>looks like a girl
>acts like a girl
>smells like a girl
>looks like a girl
not true
>acts like a girl
no such thing exists, sexist piece of shit
>smells like a girl
also not true. women and men smell very different for obvious reasons
>Manlets
>>78792047
>women and men smell very different for obvious reasons
t. dog
i wanna be an gril
I got rayped by a black mayn
>>78792094
t. never been with a woman and has no male friends
>tfw 1.85
I don't wanna be a girl
I wanna be a sexy slut!
no gays
>>78792148
sing a lewd song, slut
this one leafcuck from here added me on steam and removed me
fuck you carl you piece of shit
>>78792180
>anime pic
almost a good post
>>78792123
t. is a woman with MANY male friends
>>78792180
What about lesbians?
>>78792204
>>78792259
i don't want to hear about your problems
>>78792255
NO gays
But Johnny, gay people are just regular people, like you and me!
Fat people are disgusting
the internet and twitter turned me gay
join my bulgarian indie techno rap group
>>78792449
can i join if im not bulgarian
alright haha so...??
>>78792473
yeah
>>78792449
i dont associate with bulgarians
>>78792627
racist
I don't think i've ever met a bulgarian
>>78792655
be glad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BplsGX5eLLo
>>78792650
Listen here wh*tie you best move on before something bad happens
I don't think I ever met a american desu
>>78792721
>bulgarians are white
you fucking racist scumbag
>I don't associate with bulgarians
t. weak dyel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTKpiWuCfJs
Who like actually gives a fuck about Bulgaria
>>78792806
bulgarian and oher balkans
>>78792806
I got an axe from there on Ebay. <3 Bulgaria.
need more guns
Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny?
Velma or Daphne?
>>78793012
nurse joy
velma
>>78793012
Jenny
Daphne
Objectively the best choices
>I don't associate with bulgarians
https://youtu.be/jXPyC9zXAzA
>>78793012
officer
velma
BUGS
Need a Turk gf
>>78793222
go to turkey
>>78793195
EASY
>>78793222
>Asian
>>78793222
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SJNVb0GnPI
limited state
>>78793256
Mediterranean, therefore white.
>>78793303
that girl is made for BREEDING
>>78793320
She's made for incubating, Johnny. Only the higher ups can get her.
>>78793291
interesting
>>78793291
>corporate partisan censorship
uh-oh
*squints at you*
私は今に日本語を勉強ます。
>>78793678
>私は今に日本語を勉強ます。
don't do that
>>78793706
What does it say?
>>78793678
>>78793706
what does it mean?
>>78793680
I'm going to save today's second cigarette for the afternoon desu.
>>78793735
>>Shitface737
ライアンは実際に日本人を知らない
>>78793801
I don't trust Google Translate.
I don't trust Google.
I don't trust you.
>>78793847
k
>>78793841
japanese is for losers anyway
shit thread
B^U
>>78793900
It always is in the mornings.
*messes with texas*
>>78793678
します*
>>78794021
ya lol ops
https://youtu.be/OaFnANb8y30
Syrians are white
Y/N?
New Hampshire
praying for texas rn
>>78794276
Byoutiful.
>>78794296
It is my heaven on earth
>>78794129
all of the middle east and north africa was just browner europeans until the arabs decided to be islamic faggots
Bodybuilding, lifting weights and modern "fitness culture" is the dumbest shit ever invented and you got Jewed if you fell for it
- Lifting weights will wreck your joints, especially with many reps/sets and isolations
- Protein powder literally does nothing. More protein doesn't equal more muscle. You can build muscle with 20-40g protein a day. You simply got Jewed if you believe otherwise.
- Protein """powder""" contains filler bullshit like dextrose. A whole generation of men are chugging this crap instead of eating real food. Probably has xenoestrogens in it
- If you want to survive an apocalypse scenario you need a house, a family, guns, money, water etc. Muscles are completely worthless, all you need is to be able to run for 5 mins.
- Culture inspires this retarded insecurity where you think you are never big/lean enough (bigorexia). You can't go to a party because you aren't 8 percent body fat yet, can't drink alcohol socially etc
- If you try lifting more than a 80kg bench/100kg squat/130kg deadlift you are going to fuck your body up. There is literally no reason to be stronger than that. There is literally no benefit at all except to impress men on the internet.
- The most muscle you can build is 5-8kg. All the fitness youtubers use steroids and trick 13 year olds into thinking they are natural. Literal retards who are older than 18 on /fit/ still think they are natural
That's some middle-earth tier hills there. Lovely.
>>78794373
lol angery fatty
thinking of kidnapping canada.... scoping outside of her house
Bah! >>78794435 Was meant for >>78794313.
>>78794320
>tfw no Maghrebi gf
How do I get over this terrible feeling, bros?
>>78794373
Agreed, when can we go back to the times when fat people were consider beautiful? baka It's not like I'm fat or anything though hahahahahhahaha
>>78794373
This is the dumbest shit I have ever read.
This HAS to be copy-pasta...if it is not, you need help with your life
>>78794467
get your shit together
>>78794373
t. Varg
>>78794557
I-I'm trying danbork. It's just been so hard since the divorce. I barely ever see my kids anymore. Seems like every passing evening sees me trying to find happiness in the bottom of a whiskey bottle.
>>78794648
sort yourself out
>>78794573
i would agree with varg on this subject
>>78793291
>In response to user reports, we have disabled some features, such as comments, sharing, and suggested videos, because this video contains content that may be inappropriate or offensive to some audiences.
What the fuck
This of course, is a hateful and ignorant burp. It takes maturity and intelligence for human kind to snap out of Binary essentialism and breath comfortably accepting nuance and fluidity. People like this limited penis- owner don't realize how liberating fluidity and permeable boundaries can be...His loss.
New Hampshire<3
>>78794758
it's also removed from searches and listed videos. you can only find it if you've already found it
don't find ironic tumblrposting funny
>>78794813
nobody cares
>>78794812
>>78794758
holy shit. I really don't agree with how AmRen wants to do things but this is fucking orwellian.
>>78794777
did you make this up, or find it somewhere?
>>78794799
>>78794720
So do I, becoming super muscular is vanity but focusing on endurance and stamina as well as practical skills makes sense
>>78794867
just found it on some berlin retard profile
nuke berlin pls