/isr/

Bumpin'

;__;

what song should I play on loudspeakers to really piss off my p*lestinian neighbors?

>>78780078
https://youtu.be/J0cMYtcWXEk

Or anything of the kind

>>78778998
You look like a normie in this pic why are you pretending to be a robot?

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R8 my kot

>>78780382
That's not me though, I just know her.
>>78780608
Perfect

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>>78780640
y-you too

>>78780651
This time I'm not pic related though.

Thoughts about Black Hebrews?

do you use this trip in other threads?

>>78780786
w0t
>>78780809
Started using it everywhere
>>78780840
Nah

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>>78780840

op look
>>78773117

>>78780952
*sigh*

>>78781600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3ihcfJdAMs

>>78781691
when are germans going to pay for their crimes?

>>78781747
we already did

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>>78781765
the real payment is watching your country get destroyed by immigrants

I'm about to craft a fine omelette with my own hands (for the 2nd time in my life)
Any suggestions?

>>78782017
/ck

>>78782017
use butter instead of oil

>>78782017
a bit of milk when you're done "mixing" the eggs

>>78782056
>>78782093

Thanks, any other tips?

>>78782105
Don't forget to add some spices, it will taste better

>>78782056
>>78782093
>>78782105
cooking with butter is gay, cook it with the grease of the small bacon dice (how the fuck you say it in english, in french "lardons")

>>78782132
Like what?
>>78782139
Don't have any sadly

>>78782105
salt and pepper at the end or the omelette will be a soggy mess

>>78782155
I don't know the names if spices in English, but when you're done mixing your eggs, add some milk, mix it again, then add some salt and pepper. You can try adding various other spices if you think that it will make it taste better.
At least, that's what I do.

I hate Zionism not Israel. Israel is a country, and a state, and a bunch of historical states, and an ethno-religious group, and various disputed interpretations of said ethno-religious group...

>>78782232
gordon ramsay says to add salt and pepper at the end

>>78782232
Thanks
>>78782239
Couldn't care less about Israel and/or Zionism

Time to go and try not to burn down the kitchen, be back later.
Thread theme for now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij5CYIfR4_M

>>78782290
post pics of omelette

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Process so far:
Mixed eggs, added milk, cut some pork from yesterday, cut onion, added salt to eggs, poured everything, added more salt, now waiting.

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>>78782729
You just put slices of pork in it ?
absolute madman

>>78782771
Yeah cause why the hell not.
I was like "something's lacking.. oh meat!"

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>>78782729
>regular pork

Did you know that guy Hitler?

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Well I'm done with my third food cooked in my entire life, obviously turned out to be a culinary catastrophe as I have no idea how to flip properly but it should do the job.
Now I need to find cigarettes and make coffee

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>>78778998
Glad to know my tax money created this thread.

>>78782771
>>78782803

Oh it's not raw it's already cooked

>>78782852
do...do you smoke while eating?

>>78782891
For after I'm done lel

>>78782874
I guess senpai, you're retarded if you didn't cook them.

But still, you don't put such big bits in the omelette

>>78782869
what is that animal?

>>78782912
He doesn't know basked capybara

the meme animal

>>78782954
what's special about it? I never seen them on /an/

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Round 2 begins
Random side thought:
My grandma died from a heart attack in front of me like 5 years ago, since then I've started to like the whole aspect of death much more and I just think it's pleasant, is something wrong with me?

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>>78782973
You have never herd or seen a capybara?

>>78783112
no is it a rodent?

>>78783106
yes, you don't know how to handle it properly so your brain went the edgy route to process it
t. a psych student

>>78783165
Good to know

>>78783106
>camel
ew

>>78783183
ever thought about seeing a shrink?

>>78783228
Nah fuck that

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>>78783125
Largest rodent in the world.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capybara

Educate yourself my friendly kike.

>>78783242
why so?

>>78783242
post result omelette and how is the taste

>>78783270
What is it good for other than giving me cancerous meds and recording me everywhere as a psycho?

>>78783270
because its expensive type of brainwashing mostly used by retarded americans

>>78780608

עשר מתוך עשר

>>78783316
a good shrink can help in a lot of ways, reaching the roots of problems and help you handle your emotions better

>>78783370
:3

>>78783314
Already did, tasted awesome and over-salted just like I love + felt like a massive dish, basically 9/10

>>78783106
nice soviet cup comrade

>>78783618
good job goyim then

>>78782017
How the fuck have you only made two omelettes in your life

>>78783642
Thanks
>>78783711
Because I rarely cook anything?

>>78783802
>Because I rarely cook anything?
Bet you the gas bill must be tough to pay.

>>78784034
What do you mean

>>78778998
yyyyyyy, жиды

>>78784034
>>78784391
Ah, that, yeah, haha, I guess.

>>78784443
Жиды жиды нo я нe eвpeйкa

>>78784550
so you're a girl? what the fuck are you doing in israel anyway? seems like a boring country with expensive prices, not much entertainment, hot climate and harsh religious rules everywhere

>>78784915
shit i just read your trip name so forget the girl part

>>78784550
>Гoй в Изpaилe

>>78784932
>shit i just read your trip name so forget the girl part
???
>>78784915
>what the fuck are you doing in israel anyway?
Moved from a third world nightmare to a better second world nightmare
>seems like a boring country with expensive prices
Yes
>not much entertainment
What's entertainment for you though
>hot climate and harsh religious rules everywhere
Yes

>>78785030
>???
volk means wolf, altough some of your posts seem girly but a woman should know how to cook
>What's entertainment for you though
balkan entertainment is drinking and playing loud accordian music

>>78785125
Yeah that's my last name, also
>I'm a girl so I must cook

Well my entertainment is being on the internet, playing vidya and music so I'm fine on that department anywhere.

>>78785153
well its useful for everyone to know hot to cook, even more for a woman
i also use much of my time on internet but nothing is really entertaining to me anymore, even drinking. i feel like i should settle down somewhere and get married i guess
does israel gives many opportunities to incomers?
whats your job there?

>2 months off from uni
>Can't be assed to do anything

What the fuck is wrong with me. I could be in Europe fucking dumb teenagers in hostels as we speak.

>>78785421
so why aren't you?

>>78785611

because i lack the mental energy to plan a trip and then follow through.

but i will do it soon otherwise i will go insane at home

>>78785288
>Drinking is not entertaining
Are you crazy? drinking is absolutely amazing
>i feel like i should settle down somewhere and get married i guess
Jesus Christ what is wrong with you?
>does israel gives many opportunities to incomers?
Don't think so
>whats your job there?
military


>>78785421
>I could be in Europe fucking dumb teenagers in hostels as we speak.

Disgusting

>>78785763

>turns down my marriage proposal
>calls me disgusting for seeing other people

you're tearing me apart oxana dmitrievna

>>78785822
It's just the fact that I'll never understand normie life-styles

>>78785849
have you tried it?

>>78785849

It's just sex, there are utter freaks who do it as well you know.

>>78785871
Tried what?
>>78785881
Yeah that aspect is absolutely alien to me

>>78785909
"normie life style", but I sense that you haven't had sex either, why?

>>78785945
because shes not a degenerate

>>78786028
having sex is degenerate?

>>78786054
not having sex, but having sex with multiple people with whom you have no serious intentions to be with, one night stands, spreading diseases, and so on

>>78786134
ah yes I agree

Israel is based why would I hate Israel

>>78786349
oh i see, i thought you moved in there recently.
what i was hoping to find out is what would it be for someone to move over there as a complete outsider
well thanks for the info anyway

>>78786465

you can get a working visa for here like for any other country. I know a few europeans who work here in hitech. but you can't serve in the army from a working visa, i'm pretty sure you have to be a citizen for that.

>>78786465
>>78786492
>>78786563

Time to update the thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG2ZTYIrP7U

And something extra:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J-uKNb6TaI

>>78786726
Why do you want to come here?

>>78786882
Yeah why the hell would you make such a mistake?

>>78786882
it seems like a decent place
at least better than croatia anyway
and i know i could have a choice in western europe but people over there live in too careless way, i cannot relate to them

>>78786911
Oh shut up already

what a brave man..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWwfFmn0acs

>>78787121
ahmadinejad disagrees with you

>>78787010
t. אשכנזי טחון שאין לו שום בעיות כלכליות

>>78787333
תעבדי יותר קשה ויהיה בסדר

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>>78787285

Before people didn't care about elections because the regime pre-picks all candidates, then in 2009 when the people tried to get rid of this antisemtic fuck by voting for someone who is at least not a crazed psychopath, they rigged the election and killed, tortured as well imprisoned anyone who dissented. These protests were massive imagine 2 Million people marching together.

>>78787458
We don't know much about Iran here except that they hate us

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>>78787121
God bless Iran

>>78787453
>הוא חושב שזאת הבעיה במדינה הזאת

>>78787498
i bet she gave him a blowjob

>>78787708
Nice

איך היום שלכם בינתיים?

>>78787708
can I visit Iran without being beheaded?

>>78787790
נחמד מאוד, לא עשיתי כלום חוץ מלאכול, לעשן, לשתות קפה ולהיות על המחשב

>>78787839

העיקר לא לסבול את החום בחוץ

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>>78787696
She gives everyone one, that's why she's president.

>>78787905
סובלת את החום בחוץ מאז שהוא התחיל לפני חודשיים-שלוש כבר

New thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DJ76TQYzNU&list=PL723F0C907F2D4507

>עבודה משעממת
>מחכה לקבל תוצאות של מבחנים כדי שאפנים בצורה רשמית שנכשלתי בתואר
>ביליתי את השישי שבת על הפלייסטישן נונ סטופ
בא לי למות

>>78788213
>פלייסטיישן
איכס

>>78788213
יש לציין - בתול עם דיכאון כרוני

>>78788279
>דיכאון כרוני
מאובחן?

>>78788266
יש לי גם מחשב גיימינג, אבל אני פחות משחק בו
בפיסי אין פרסונה או בלאדבורן

>>78788279
>בתול זה רע
???
>דיכאון כרוני
לגיטימי

>>78788213
>>78788279

לומד בטכניון?

>>78788307
לא רשמית.
זה התחיל להופיע בסביבות גיל 13, כשהתחלתי לקחת תרופות של אפילפסיה, שמסתבר גורמות לדיכאון.
אחר כך נכנסתי לאדג'י פייס בגיל 14-15, ואני די משוכנע שעדיין לא יצאתי ממנו

>>78788373
>לאנשים יש אשכרה את תנאי הקבלה כדי להגיע לטכניון

למה אני מפגרת שלא יכולה ללמוד?

>>78788425

אני לא לומד חחחח אני רק שואל אם הוא לומד שם. זה פשוט כי הוא נשמע ככה

Post a picture of the most israeli thing that exists

>>78788323
בתול זה רע כן
כי אני חרמן כמו השטן

>>78788373
בבן גוריון, כנראה ששנה הבאה אני אעבור מחלקה. נשברו לי כל האיברים מהלימודים האלה..

>>78788497

לאיזו מחלקה אתה חושב לעבור?

>>78788497

לא מכירה את ההרגשה

Check out my newest thread!

>>78788639
>>78788639

>>78788639
>>78788639

>>78788547
מחלקה שיש לה הרבה קורסים חופפים עם המחלקה שלי, כנראה כימיה.

>>78788561
אוננות לא עוזרת ויש לי זקפה כל הזמן.

>>78788692

בהצלחה לך, מקווה שתצליח שם

Well, how do I make my thread interesting again?

>>78789339
post feet

>>78778998
פלסטין עדיף

>>78789502
Disgusting
>>78789555
You might be right, at least they know what they want.

>>78789339
Once I get home from work I'll start b8ing the goyim for some activity

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>>78789582
why won't you indulge me in my fetish cruel woman it's not like I can help it

>>78789741
I'll show you mine.
I'm a guy, but I have very nice curvy, clean feet. They're quite hairy and man sized though

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i did it lads, i booked my holiday away from here

one way ticket to deutschland to redeem my nazi-guilt-sex coupons and see some cool shit and come back whenever the fuck i feel like it

feeling very upbeat now :)

>>78790018
no thanks

>>78790046

Have fun

>>78790046
Sounds awesome, have fun bro

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>>78789582
Can I call you mommy?
punish me mommy

>>78790288
>>78790342

cheers fellas ^^

>>78790393
Absolutely disgusting

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>>78790488
don't be such a prude

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>>78790488
You are killing me, Dimitria vladislava

>>78790534
I'm not a prude I'm just totally disgusted by anything that isn't pure vanilla.

Anyone remember that tripfag from Eilat who everyone hated and was some kind of fat gay autist that someone made a collage about?

Forgot his name, but I wonder what ever happened to him, if he killed himself or not.

>>78790575
>tfw I might become a recognizable trip, should I just escape this place?

>>78790575
h-he's probably dead haha best just forget about him

>>78787121
>>78787458
>>78787708
Based Iranian. I had some Iranian internet friends, truly decent people who live under a shitty regime

>>78790666

nah you seem alright. this guy was just a bully magnet, a real fuck up. felt sorry for him sometimes but he wouldn't stop putting himself out there to be savaged. weird fellow.

>>78790666
fuck you satan

>>78790575
No
But at least yahtzan left us alone

>>78790735
What happened to bulbul?

anyone here used telegrass? my weed dealer went away but I'm scared to buy it from this app

>>78790845
>weed
Absolutely degenerate

>>78790845

I tried setting it up the other day but I didn't get what is supposed to happen after pressing 'join'. Nothing happened. Deleted the app because turned out I didn't need it anyway :))

>>78790892
Could not agree less

>>78790892
stop judging everyone

>>78790975
>willingly baking your brain into an uncontrollable mess
>not degenerate

>>78790975

she's just a teenager projecting her anger don't worry about it

>>78791054
>21 in less than half a year
>teenager

oy gevalt

what the fuck is a volk?

>>78791015
>lemme spout nonsense and pretend I'm better than you while I smoke and drink

>>78791098

These days you're a teenager till you're at least 21.

esp. in Israel where you're treated like a retarded baby until after the army.

also stating age in less anything less than year units is for little kids

>>78791120
My last name
>>78791125
I don't pretend I'm better than anyone but weed is objectively degenerate
Alcohol and cigarettes are disgusting too but at least I'm able to control myself while I'm using them.

>>78791191
Good point

>>78791223
>I'm able to control myself while I'm using them
and while smoking weed you don't? I never started a fight while high on weed, I've started many fights while drunk. alcohol makes you aggressive and weed doesn't

>>78791223
but drinking impairs your decision making, it is definitely degenerate

cigarettes are just bad for your health in general, but they look aesthetic so they're okay

>>78791280
I've never said that weed makes you aggro but it's influence shuts your brain entirely.

also
>Not drinking in moderation

>>78791326
>not smoking in moderation
but even if you smoke a lot, you can do everything normally

>>78791373
My experience says otherwise. (Both from trying and seeing people from the side)

>>78791475
What?

>>78791460
my experience says otherwise too
>>78791498
there is an israeli on /sp/ who posts fucking machines

>>78791515
In that case we can agree on disagreeing

>>78791530
I don't agree actually

>unironically living in netanya
lmaoing @ ur life tbqh

>>78791641
Prove

>>78791667
I have the proof but it's in physical form, you'll have to meet me so I can show it to you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caEZ1jUowlM

thread theme

>>78782912
Capybara, the best animal from my country

>>78791706
I'll pass
>>78791717
Only I can dictate the thread theme and this time it shall be:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3O9GxnlQec&list=PL8EAA498D7AACFE28

>>78791783
Don't like this one bit

>tfw I doxxed this trip but it's a guy
what a terrible mistake, now the larping illusion is less effective

>>78791944

reeee i knew it

new thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o6Ga3Nad3s

>>78791667
the proof is in this thread, you posted a pic of netanya
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/77643792/#q77645736

>>7879204
4Chinz never disappoints

>>78791944
pls be false

>>78792213
if you believe it, it's real enough :^)

>>78792200
who are you replying to

>>78792294

>>78792016

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>>78792367

honestly we shouldn't tell and see how much longer this larping works out

>>78792391

???

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>/isr/
>unironically wanting to communicate with subhumans

>>78792458
Good point

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you're all subhumans but me

>>78792458
nice try buddy, but I'm Greek

>>78792458
i am greek

Well it is time to indulge myself into the pleasures of the Vietnam war and actually play vidya as I'm going back to base tomorrow. Cya /int/

>>78792954
what the fuck does that mean

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thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo

>>78792993
None

>>78792999
Rising Storm 2
aka the first shooter in my life I'm actually enjoying

אז....

>>78794370
מה

>>78794409
מה מה

>>78794370
>>78794409

Apparently I don't feel like playing anything yet so I'll just smoke another one and watch the comings and goings of my precious thread.

>>78794519
Cringe

>>78794630
Thanks

>you niggers didn't see Conan o brien yesterday
lmao!

>>78794682
Who?

>>78794735
don't reply to me or my posts ever again, my MAN

חברה יש 1+1 בבורגוס היום מי זורם

>>78794807
But I just did

>>78794842
איפה אתה חושב שאתה נמצא?

>>78794682
See him where?

>>78794842
BBB זה פשוט לא אכיל אחי
מילא היית אומר ויטרינה

>>78794842
>going out

>>78794898
>being a friendless loser
Lmao @ the absolute state of ur life

>>78794872
לך תזדיין בן זונה

>>78794894
בחיים לא שמעתי על מקום כזה ובורגוס זה לא כזה נורא

>>78794937
I'm a Finland tier robot by choice, I've tried many aspects of the normie life and not just once but I didn't enjoy any of it.

>>78795002
yeah sure you are sweetie

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>>78794982
>לך תזדיין בן זונה
>>>/f/acebook

>>78795002
By choice of other people lmfao

>>78794982
wtf? are you 16? bbb is almost mcdonalds tier, and you haven't heard of one of the best burger joints in the country?

>>78795002
I have no qualms about anything you've done except put this girl's pictures on the internet, whoever she is. that has to be justified as far as km concerned

>>78795051
>a random nobody doesn't believe me

Oh no what should I do now!?

>>78795110
it has one branch in tlv who the fuck is supposed to hear about it except smelly hipsters

>>78795225
it's unfortunate indeed that most of the reasonable places have one or two branches
it's hardly hipster though, super mainstream
where from then?

>>78795281
ramat gan

>>78795340
not exactly isolated from tel aviv is it

>>78795225
>>78795281
>>78795340
>>78795409

Christ take these mini LA (aka Hamerkaz) discussions somewhere else

if you are not semetic you need to get the FUCK OUT back to europe.

>>78795525
VERY GOOD post Nasser.

>>78795491
this is a /isr/ thread you cunt not your personal blog

>>78795491
take this mini Detroit (aka netanya) post to your larping forums

>>78795553
It is MY thread so I can make whatever I want out of it :^)

great quality thread guys.
really, you've outdone yourselves this time

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>>78795622
so can I

so how many of you served in the idf and how many escaped? and for those who did how was it? I served in the Egyptian army for 2 years and fucking hated it.

how many foreskins have you chopped today guys
I have 12, and on my way to deposit it

>>78795676
it's really difficult to escape it here, I imagine that most here (including myself) have served (or are serving, or will serve)

>>78795676
I've got half a year left but at least my job is to do nothing

>>78795647
what do you mean

>>78795751
>doing nothing is good
you just keep giving me reasons to lmao @ ur life, buddy

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>>78795732
>>78795751
>Actually getting conscripted

>>78795801
>doing something for a useless and pointless government is good

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>/isr/ is nothing but conscription age children

My vidya vibes are returning to me, time to go for today.

>>78796084
I think your gimmick has expired, maybe best you don't come back

>>78796116
THIS

>>78795902
>I-It's the goverments fault!!
>If I was at a different country I would have been useful!!!

>>78796244
get documents about your grandad
who is this semen demon?

>>78796244
Don't.

>>78796244
why the fuck would you want to live here when you live in the greatest country on earth?

>>78786726

through marriage you ''can'' get citizenship as well but you need to get married abroad
they will discriminate you

>>78796402
Can't get an Israeli wife without going to Israel.

>>78796503
but american girls are best girls

>>78796718
Fake news.

>>78797749
lets trade places

>>78796244
who is she? i've seen this pic before