kys """"""""""""d*ne"""""""""""""
Rude
first for /milftitties/
anime
fuck off
good threada
misa
>>78771302
this
>>78771243
The "dane" is objectively a better poster now than he used to be.
BLACK HAIR BLUE SAPPHIRE ON MY FINGERS
SACRIFICE LIVES AT NIGHT YOU GET INJURED
WHEN I WOKE UP ONE DAY IT WAS WINTER
6 GIRLFRIENDS IN MY PHONE WHEN IM SINGLE
Bully fake dane and cara everytime they post edition
wew im half trashed after 6 beers. wtf happened
>>78771325
This
>>78771316
>not drinking foam
someone's stuck in the 90s lmao
>>78771343
You didn't eat food first.
I dropped a pants size and I'm also starting to not hate myself so much
some things are still completely miserable but I'm starting to like life a little more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLXegvpmJtQ
>>78771372
Weebs deserve their suffering and more.
>>78771372
Good band still mad about them breaking up.
How much for a cute bf?
anyone else shit themselves today?
>>78771417
Not for several months now, I feel un-American.
just hide me im a massive faggot who sucks dicks on daily basis and does it for free
NO FRIENDS IN MY LIFE LESS ENEMIES
NO LOVE BUT THE GIRLS FEEL MY ENERGY
Hola
Actually got some homework done today
>>78771449
you're letting the terrorists win, aon
>>78771453
You're the janny?
@78771477
Go away
I'm finally done modding fallout you guys now im too tired to play it
need a cute gf
>>78771478
>>78771501
Rigged poll
everybody knows it
>>78771402
I really wanted to go see their reunion at broken world fest 2
will probably be regretting it forever desu
EVERYBODY TYPE IN THE THREAD THE DANE IS A STUPID PROXY
>>78771486
>every Wal-Mart in America is filled with ghetto niggers, white trash, or sub-human spics
DOG BLESS AMERICA
wish I was jewish enough to make a game barely passable on its own but had a dedicated enough fanbase to make mods for all the content I was originally supposed to put in
>everybody's going back to school after summer break
>you're still working the same dead end job
>>78771528
Theres literally no chance I will ever see a band I like live so...
>>78771501
Can we have another vote so we can crush Cara's hopes even more.
>>78771550
The general state of vidya for the last decade is pretty sad tbqh
@78771521
Nuh-uh
>>78771592
Join the old one if you haven't already.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13782427/r
>wish I was jewish enough to make a game barely passable on its own but had a dedicated enough fanbase to make mods for all the content I was originally supposed to put in
i like this meme
>>78771592
I actually have money to spend on concerts now and I'd kill to see Brand New but they don't have any shows in florida
I'm really hoping they do another tour before quitting
Voted cara already regretting it with that classic shitty post.
kill all white people
Seig Heil
Made a new one too, cause I like that guy's idea about crushing Cara's dreams again.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13796133
>>78771696
Quintessential American post
>>78771550
the way to go is to make a game that's barely passable on its own but dump an absurd amount of money into marketing and social media presence to build up hype for the game so it's guaranteed to sell no matter what
you've been alive for ~20 years and yet you STILL haven't killed any god damn commies
what's wrong with you?
>>78771689
When tinder first started there were only like 3 girls in Sinaloa and she was one of them.
A friend of mine got her dick sucked by her
she is breddy ugly though, idk what you autists see in her (i swiped left).
>still hungover
not doing that again
voting cara
>>78771754
commies are not currently a thread to my livelihood
>>78771725
>tfw the guy(wyatt mann) who actually drew this is jewish
Why can't the united states of america just nuke ISIS
voted dane
>>78771770
>hairy pits
would still fuck her
>>78771719
voted cara
>>78771834
fallout, civilian casualties, international reaction, setting a bad example, etc.
>>78771770
Honestly prefer shaved pits, but the fragrance of hairy pits is also quite captivating.
I vote for John you know that nigger nobody talks about
Well see now I'm really confused.
>>78771834
why do u steal my pics?
keep reposting it now idiot
>>78771859
don't think a guy who spends most of his time on an internet message board should be picky
>>78771873
who gives a shit
>>78771798
I may have voted Cara, but its not like I like one over the other.
>>78771685
I would bust a nut to be able to see them live before they hang it up and disband.
>>78771922
you should, because I answered your question
?
>>78771890
I steal everything
>>78771940
>I would bust a nut to be able to see them live
what the fuck does this even mean?
>25 posters itt
>31 votes in poll
I smell a rat. A Mexican rat.
>>78771940
yes both posters are horrible
>>78771955
No but like why would the us of a give a shit about what other people think and setting a bad example, it's a free world
>>78771968
I'm not quiet sure I accidentally merged two sayings forgetting to delete the earlier sentence
https://my.mixtape.moe/vcydbf.opus
what did they mean by this?
>>78771905
All women would look gross that close
have you ever looked at a woman like up close.
>>78772032
>All women would look gross that close
>Mexican women
>>78771992
you don't think the most power country using a nuclear weapon in warefare for the first time in 70 years wouldn't cause a stir, you think nearby countries wouldn't feel threatened? using nukes on a group that's already being defeated is fucking stupid and you know it
>>78772029
when will people realize trump is not against immigration
>>78772029
Sweatshops probably.
>>78772032
sure have. Kinda wondering if you have
>>78772057
You probably cant get near your """gf"""'s face
People are just resetting their modem and spamming the poll, aren't they?
>>78772029
>those prices
Jesus
I probably look really good upclose
never had any acne and i get cleaning facials regularly
>>78772029
>tax
>>78772059
nuke them, nuke russia and nuke all of their neighbors at the same time
>>78772029
Virtue signaling hipster trash >>78772131
I'd leave a 0 tip and tell them to stfu about immigrants
>>78772143
>i get cleaning facials regularly
Bit gay.
Mr. House did nothing wrong.
>>78772072
>>78772175
feel nice when people tell you have nice skin
>>78772029
it means you shouldn't come again
Look at this classic image I made.
Imagine paying sales tax
>>78772167
>Virtue signaling hipster trash
unironically the worst use of pop psychology phrasing
>>78772188
yes man masterrace here
>>78772188
Mr. House is a sexy stud
>go to Wendy's
>chill black dude doesn't tax my order
>twink tiny white boy does
Explain yourselves wh*ties.
>>78772216
Fair enough. You do you, man.
>>78772188
he piddled around for 200 years instead of just making another platinum chip
>>78772259
White people are jews in desguise
>>78772247
t. Virtue signaling hipster trash
>>78772259
white people fucking suck
>>78772243
>states with no income tax have higher sale taxes
ah yes, the "fuck the poor" approach
>>78771973
and just remember
>heheh i voted for dane
>ok another poll now it's time for cara
Everyone has done it, for god sakes
>>78772259
In my experience, the only people who work in fast food are druggies and autistic tryhards. The black guy was probably high and/or dead inside and the twink likely doesn't take into account that he has no incentive to actually do his job properly when it's hard to get fired in that line of work.
>>78772057
I'm half mexican
>>78772345
>>78771992
>>78771962
the fuck is up with you fist of flames
you used to be slutty now, you're political
Yikes
can you imagine how cara beaver's look like, she is really hairy
I voted cara on both even though I hate him.
>>78772309
I guess. It's also kinda fishy that they both stopped at exactly 38 votes. Life is weird, man.
>>78772163
absolute child mentality
>>78772366
what
>u.s air force
>Healthcare
Hehehehe! Ohohoh! Ufufuf!
>>78772345
this is fucking retarded
please accept my humble apologies. i will always post in the serious while using /cum/.
mods=gods
>>78772242
>>78772382
It's that time of the month you know
What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch?
>>78772432
got my phone banned for "posting shit outside of /b/" last week. wtf
>In my experience, the only people who work in fast food are druggies and autistic tryhards. The black guy was probably high and/or dead inside and the twink likely doesn't take into account that he has no incentive to actually do his job properly when it's hard to get fired in that line of work.
Daily reminder that there used to be companies that manufactured washboards, and that washingmachines ruined family values and created feminism.
>>78772479
washing machines got clothes cleaner
>>78772395
>A little fuzzy
tfw have to eat peanut butter and protein powder because no food soon
>>78772479
Good grief, it all makes sense now. ABOLISH WASHING MACHINES.
>>78772495
t. feminist
we need to bring back butter churns
>>78772479
Washing machines exist in muslim countries too explain feminism now
>>78772454
hmmm.. interesting... well good luck sista
yep that's me
>>78772522
i only use butter for bread, its the only dairy product i use
i cook with olive oil and butter combo
>>78772506
sounds kinda yummy
>>78772548
is that anime character about to eat some cartoon ass?
>>78772506
I'll make you something.
>>78772537
Hold up, is Fist of Flames a grill or are you just doing a meme?
>>78772548
w-w-what is she lickng?
>>78772568
fits of autism is most definitely a she (he)
I've wondered for a long time. Wouldn't it make more sense to turn Pikachu into Pi?achu instead of Pi*achu?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildcard_character
>the asterisk character (*, also called "star") matches zero or more characters.
>the question mark ? matches exactly one character.
This is my weapon
>>78772568
everyone in this thread is a girl
>>78772505
*hugs*
>>78772568
she's a girl
>>78772527
muslim women aren't allowed to use washingmachines
>>78772589
You mean traps are real outside of horrific anime?
I'm a 18 year old bad bitch from Canada
>>78772599
>>78772602
*sniffs*
>>78772602
>>78772599
Cara's eyebrows are the best asset she has desu any girl with nice T H I C C eyebrows is a winner
what are you going to spend your reparations check on, fellow impoverished people of color?
Imma get a washing machine!
>>78772652
>tfw not "Peoples Organization for Obtaining Progess"
>>78772596
you're a finnish woman?
>>78772606
That's false my niBBa
>>78772624
me and you
>>78772711
if it's posted in cum, it is most definitely true
almost done studying my 日本語 for the day, have you been studying?
come on anon twerk with me
>>78772682
It's a guandao shaolin spear it's chinese not japanese therefore not fedora
>my cousin got married to a Canadian girl he met in college
>lives in BC now
>tfw somoene posts an image saying its you and them but the next day they post the same image saying its them and someone else
>>78772432
Jannies have been really upset lately
>>78772738
Been studying for my classes for most of the day
>>78772761
KEKE.D
U
C
K
E
D
This is me and the Dane
Me and fist
>>78772777
Quality image, quality digits.
>>78772792
Dumb ass
>>78772738
Yeah. Finally understood what the Kodaira-Spencer map does.
Me in the Nazi uniform
""Dane"" the Jew
Is Kung-Fu considered anime?
>>78772682
Aren't Cara (not the Mexican one) and Skall both German?
anime SUCKS haha gottem
>78772824
>Dumb ass
FUCCK YOU
hmm
YOU'RE A DUMB ASSHOLE BITCHCOCK FAGGOTWHORE
i wourd rike a sam moh cawfee
>>78772832
I like this post
>>78772871
Utah GOAT as usual
Delusional redditors 'bout to be BTFO
>>78772873
Good post
>>78772832
DELET THIS
cute jewesses are made for LOVING not HANGING
>>78772874
FUCK YOU, YOU SLUTTY BITCHY WHORE SKANK
>>78772888
How can May weather win if we have August weather?
>smoking in 2017
why do people do this?
even the dane mocks me
>>78772871
why do so many yankees move to the Carolinas nowadays?
>>78772913
>he doesn't smoke
Enjoy having a little whiny bitchboy voice for the rest of your life.
>>78772836
Skall is from Norway and his wife is Finnish
>>78772905
Exactly
me fighting canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVBEqVuF60I
>>78772899
Isn't that that girl who looks jewish but actually isn't?
>>78772905
I love the cute Swissposter.
>>78772948
Huh. Never knew that.
>>78772944
enjoy dying painfully
>>78772989
ahahaha that cat has buttocks for face ahahahaha
Anyone else /mayweather/ here?
>It's a guandao shaolin spear it's chinese not japanese therefore not fedora
>>78772944
>he smokes because he never outgrew his child voice
lmao
can't bring myself to care about two guys punching each other
>>78772899
Need a Jewish womb to pump full of goyim cum desu
>>78773016
right here. let's send that p*ddy home unconscious
>>78772998
I will go out with a thunderstorm of coughs and you will die with a tiny girlish whimper.
>>78772998
shoutings at manchild :D
>>78773015
You're a big clown
>/cum/
>not /cum/ - Canada + USA + Mexico
ya'll niggas need to make better threads
ok time to sleep bye!!!! everyone!!!!
>>78773067
Maybe, but you'll go when you're 57. I'll take a sub-par death at 75-80 tyvm.
>>78773048
That girl unironically used her own picture to start a thread. Major sperging ensued
should i go to the casino tonight?
>>78773038
>>78773059
Good men
>>78773047
Not a man
You won't watch boxing yet you probably regularly watch asian cartoons
*stays in the thread for several minutes hoping people will reply to my post telling everyone I'm going to sleep*
>>78773112
Good night.
>>78773119
You should never go to a casino unless you own one and it's time to rake in the dough.
*does exactly what you just said*
wanna watch the fight tonight but i have no friends and i hate going to bars alone
i drank two of these last night.
very nice.
>>78773154
Just finds a stream
>>78773093
>c = Canada
>u = USA
>m = Mexico
>/cum/ - Canada + USA + Mexico = 0
???
why would someone do that? fucking brainlet gtfo
>>78772308
>tfw no sales tax or income tax
c'mere dane
>>78773170
Hi mom
>>78773170
Holy shit you're an absolute flamer lmao
>>78773186
>>78772308
more like the "make stupid tourists pay my taxes" approach
>>78773184
>tfw heroin degenerate state
can't leave the house without being disgusted by the people I see
Hey everyone going to sleep, but i'm going to stay in here for 30 more minutes.
>>78773227
move to somewhere with lots of asians
im a lizard baby so why dont you kill me
>>78773214
>my states worst crime is that people do drugs
oh no how horrible
>>78773028
Am I a weeb if I like Dadaos? 'Cause I like Dadaos.
>>78773227
iktf
drunks walk around in broad daylight here
>>78773248
What's even in new Hampshire? At least Vermont has cosy maple syrup culture
>>78773184
>tfw no income or purchasing ability
>>78773200
you think that'll make me stop?
>>78773256
we have homeless people camping out in the little neighbourhood park 24/7 now.
didn't used to be like this
>>78773248
why is minnesota so much better than every other flyover state?
>>78773291
nh and maine are also maple syrup land
>>78773322
anon please stop!!
>>78773323
don't get me started on homeless people
What does /spunk/ think of my OC?
>>78773344
heh... liking the pixels
>>78773344
Uhhhhh
>>78773344
does the "O" stand for "Old?"
>>78773344
hmm
goodnight faggpts
>>78773307
just get a job bud
>hear people in /cum/ constantly shit on Hamilton
>move there
>so far the most annoying thing is some sparrow chirping by my window at night
>meanwhile a friend who moved to Toronto sees crackheads literally OD by his apartment door on a daily basis
Why do you lie like this?
>>78773344
unironically laughing at the compression
>when he replies
>>78773400
The only thing I've heard about Hamilton is it being a complete shithole, even worse than Toronto
Need to racemix with what some may call a "Chicana."
>>78773396
I have one. i just wanted to make a little bit of OC and springboard off your post in a different direction
>/cum/ - failed normie general shitskinned edition
Being a loser is one thing but being a loser with a subterranean IQ is a whole different animal. Take a bow you worthless fat fucks.
>>78773400
What's a Hampton?
>>78773417
This.
>he spends his days debating retards and posting anime girls
>>78773434
oh
>born a fucking yank
>I will never be a dixie
Feels fucking bad.
>>78773253
I'd say no, but even if I don't think you're a weeb for collecting chinese swords, others are still going to think you're a weirdo for collecting melee weapons and storing them on your roof ¯\_(^.^)_/¯
>>78773464
is that dog for fucking?
I've started renaming every single webbum in my pron folder, lads.
140 down, 275 to go
>>78773440
Phone posters need to leave
>Having a porn folder.
>>78773458
I never post anime
I'm losing control
>>78773483
It's for scaring away government helicopters.
(it's actually because the best lighting is on the roof so that's where I took the picture shhhhhh don't tell anybody)
>>78773556
Me either
>tfw I deliberately put together a porn folder and then deleted it to feel like I was improving myself
I AM the last Airbender.
I've lost control
>>78773612
imagine all the cool things you could get done if you left 4chan, bud.
THAT would be a big improvement
2:35 am and i can't sleep
Entertain me /cum/
>>78773661
>Entertain me
You've come to the wrong place
we're going to be flooded with black man vs irish man fighting related bullshit in 20 minutes from now
>>78773661
Dile a tu puta madre que te entretenga
GABAGOOL
>>78773661
maynigga and mcgooby fight in like ~2h30m
>>78773661
BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRR
Just saw an Asian girl and a a nigger male
Nigger genocide when
>>78773661
For thy trespas, and understond hit here:
Thou shalt, whyl that thou livest, yeer by yere,
The moste party of thy tyme spende
In making of a glorious Legende
Of Gode Wommen, maidenes and wyves,
That weren trewe in lovinge al hir lyves;
And telle of false men that hem bitrayen,
That al hir lyf ne doon nat but assayen
-
But for I am agroted [stuffed] heer-biforn
To wryte of hem that been in love forsworn,
And eek to haste me in my legende,
Which to performe god me grace sende,
Therfor I passe shortly in this wyse;
-
A thousand tymes have I herd men telle,
That ther is Ioye in heven, and peyne in helle;
And I acorde wel that hit is so;
But natheles, yit wot I wel also,
That ther nis noon dwelling in this contree,
That either hath in heven or helle y-be,
>>78773661
*jingles keys in front of your face*
>>78772730
At least you don't ask me to post feet like the leaf.
>>78773661
thought your flag was mexico for a second
>>78773694
Streaming the undercard right now
>be me NJ dude driving in Philadelphia
>everyone is fucking honking at me
Apologize now PA fags.
>>78773760
Do my extremities bother you?
>>78773760
W-whats that suppose to mean
>>78773698
*tips sombrero
>>78773818
ew wash them
>>78773822
I mean you're okay
Anybody have the red Sox score from today?
>>78773814
stop driving like a dumbass
they'd honk at you in new york too
>>78773814
>going to philthadelphia
your fault, bud
>NJ calling any other state bad at driving
howling
>>78773883
Beautiful moustaches is she mexican?
>>78773760
I just want to see a cute girls feet, it's not like I would masturbate to them haha
>>78773898
It has some good parts
>>78773881
My gps is outdated and construction zones are everywhere. Its not my fault, i drive slowly
>>78773934
>believing jew yorker media
Lol what a goy
>>78773814
The "le Jersey can't drive meme" is mainly because Pennsylvanians are soft cunts.