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Hey /int/, im in a bit of a stinky situation. I was just trying to have some fun and meet friends!
>be me
>be studying abroad in sweden
>want to be cool and make friends in a new environment
>get invited to cool party on the floor above my apartment
>never get invited to parties
>excited.jpg
>studying abroad in Sweden so i want to bring something cool and Swedish to the big international student party
>some guy tells me about surstromming on the streets, says its huge party popper
>buy some happpily
>ten minutes ago i go upstairs and grab the party organizer
>he asks me if i want a drink, i say no (Straight Edge for lyfe!) but i ask if he wants to try the "surstromming challenge"
>go to table in the middle of party, hold up can opener i brought from home
>start opening the can
>i was tricked- it smells horrible
>suddenly everyone is watching me
>someone comes by and grabs my surstromming and toses it out from the fire escape
>they chase me down the stairs
>now stuck in my room
wat do? i just wanted to have fun?
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>>78768054
toma una siesta
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>>78768114
its a little past my bedtime anyways, thanks for the advice!
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They should have everyone who wants to become a permanent resident in Sweden live on surströmming for a week to see if they're dedicated enough.
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>opening a can of surströmming in a closed space with multiple people
>Opening a can of fish that has been fermenting in a bucket for 6 over months at a party
I think you missed a memo or two. But you want to avoid having surströmming at a Student party of all things.
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>>78768434
yeah i know for sure now! my fingers still smell like i stuck my hand into a dead obese womens vag! who had a yeast infection!
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>>78768054
This happened at a party I was at just now too lol. Typical burger doing stupid shit at welcome week! At this party they were really pissed off. You should look into getting a wheelchair to use daily. If they realize it was you and see you in one, maybe they will not beat you to a pulp. Good luck OP!
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>>78769099
Hey who are you calling burger?! Ill just call you kebabpizza see how you like it.
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>>78769310
>implying I called (you) a burger
oh fuck OP
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>i just wanted to have fun?
stopped reading there. fake
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>>78769485
>stopped reading at the end
ok that sounds about right
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A stinky situation indeed.
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>>78769659
what does that mean
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>>78769795
Brap is an onomatopoeia which represents the sound of farting and sharting.
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>>78768054
We had surströmming challenge once in a small toilet. Quite bad.
Btw should actually be opened under water, like in bucket.
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>>78769795
The latest retarded meme. Not autistic, as retarded newfags say, just retarded.
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>>78768054
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>>78768054
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>>78771174
>latest meme
>shit from last year
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