How do I get a french bf?

fuck off

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>>78764437
why not a British one :^(

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>>78765067
Can't find one.

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>>78765315
post belly

bump out of interest

>>78765492
Uh, no.

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>>78764437
How do I get a british BF ?

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>>78768563
Chocolatines and asking nicely.

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>>78768652
>chocolatines

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every time these stupid homo thread pop up I imagine a bunch of fat hairy losers posting anime pictures and acting cute. I really wish I could beat you all to death with a hammer, I despise you and your worthless threads.

>>78768780
every time these stupid posts pop up I imagine a bunch of fat hairy losers posting pepe pictures and acting edgy. I really wish I could beat you all to death with my cock, I despise you and your worthless threads.

>>78764437
they hate you and beside that they are already all mine

>>78764437
You need a big dick

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>>78768723
W-What is wrong with them?

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>>78769036
Normal peoples call them "Pain au chocolat"

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>>78769155
Oh. I see...

>>78764437
That's a bit gay lad.

>>78769313
>>78769155

Dont listen to him, he's probably a cuck from the north of France, real name is chocolatine.

how do I get a japanese gf?

>>78771226
Just speak japanese, as a foreigner that's litterally it.

>>78771163
>He says "poche"

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>>78771163
Thanks! I thought it was a chocolatine...

>>78771270
>he say "sac"

>>78771285
And it is !

>>78771163
No one outside of your basque shithole call it a chocolatine

>>78771323
They even say chocolatine in japan, bend the knee and accept it.

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>>78771319
What is poche and sac?

>>78771450
It's a different way to say groceries bag in french, in the south west mostly we say "poche" and in the rest they say "sac" (wich litterally mean bag, poche mean pocket)

>>78764437
As a woman? Just stand somewhere there's guys and in a loud voice ask for one.

>>78771506
Thanks. I'll remember this one.

One time I went to Carrefour and bought some salted sunflower seeds.

>>78771568
Fuck you leafboy, you dont know shit about french guys, we're not that easy !

>>78771605
Pipas ! They're very popular in Spain :)

>>78771647
Yes you are

>>78771829
T-that's not t-true !
We're only easy with beautiful foreign girls.

>>78771647
Sure you're not....

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>>78771863
Shut up and come in my bed anon

>>78764437
paying camels to her dad
yep in paris
i know, sand niggers traditions never change

>>78771891
Any experience with french guys, leafboy ?

>>78771927
A-are you a girl ? Im n-no homo

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>>78771966
Sure we all girls here anon

CHAPTA:
north amour

>>78771934
Shut up bacalao and build my house.

>>78771999
Well, i cant have another internet bf, i already have one from /o/, he's from the US and he's super cool

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>>78772040
Oh?

>>78771999
C'mere

>>78772109
Yeah sorry, i can have an internet gf tho, it'll make me travel all the time, that could be great :)

I'm French Canadian, I want a women to settle down with and found a family.

>>78772003
why did you called me bataclan? did i rekt your asshole?

>>78772003
at least learn how to type you avec

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steps to get a brit cutie?

start by killing yourself faggot

As a lolicon, seeing fagets posting cute 2D girls is offensive on an existential level. It is incredibly dishonest to use the ideal female form to promote a sexuality which is fundamentally incapable of appreciating the imagery. You're like politicians who pander to people by pushing agendas you don't have the slightest interest in.


Have some fucking humility and refrain from the associating yourselves with something you are not and never will be. Fagets have no evolutionary business with little girls and your interest can only ever be disgustingly shallow.

>>78764437
Let him suck your cock